Today you underwent a secret training seminar created by the LMB founders to make sure you're training as new members of the LMB was coming along good.

That's right, all those things I said and me attacking you in the skies of LW were part of a training seminar designed to teach you self-defense.

As LMB founders and former leaders, Lash and I don't feel the need to explain ourselves. After all, I'm chief of security of Legion World.

You both passed with flying colors. Congrats!

That is all.

I passed, this means that Lash is no longer my dictator?

Um...well, you see, the thing is...

Psst. You don't feel the need to explain yourself, remember?

Uma Thurman is currently in your kitchen, bound and gagged. I've placed 3 Grrr!nades ( ) in her stewpot and they are set to explode when the stew reaches a full boil.

Good luck passing our test, Ggrrggian.

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Stewma Thurman for dinner?

Uma is a good actress, but HAHAHAHAHA!

Uma means horse in Japanese.

Her name is Horse Thurman!

*Sigh*

<pulls Uma out of Tesseract>

You know, I really would like to see Kill Bill vol. 3 one of these days, so if it's all the same to you, I'm taking the lady here someplace safe.

And no, Cobie, I'm not telling you where that is either.

<teleports>

I kid, she's great.

I've been here for eight months and I'm still considered new?

Yes.

The cut-off is [amount of time you've been here] + 1 day!

But that was yesterday!

I accept Miner's relocation of Uma Thurman as long as he keeps her free of CK.

As an act of good faith, I will release Ben Affleck and Ryan Phillipe into the wilds of Legion World.

(But I'm keeping Jesse Metcalfe chained to my bedpost.)

Everybody else would do the same, Myriad. Including me.

But that's a domesticated Affleck!

He'll never survive in the wild...

STU...

Letting boys roam free? I don't recommend it.

Anyone who stops learning stops living!

Except us LMBers that have been here longer than you, of course! We already know everything!

Poor Uma...her heart is going to be so broken...

I like to think that Uma Thurman, Ben Affleck, and Ryan Phillipe are roaming the wilds of Legion World, freely.

Perhaps they will propagate a new species for LW.

Just as long as it's not her leg... 'cause then we'd have to shoot her.

Uma makes me so

I wanna make glue out of her! *tee hee*

Uma and Mr. Ed:



Separated at Birth?

Bah! Uma is a hottie! I can barely sit through Kill Bill one and two without getting all hot and bothered!

A sword-slinging, gun-toting, bad-ass, wise-cracking hottie?

You're all just jealous of our love and happiness!

Or how about:

The sad thing is that the duck commercials are more popular than Ben's last three movies

The duck's more talented.

And better looking.

Maybe Ben can co-star with Matt in the highly requested sequel, "The Multi-Talented Mr Ripley"

Or if Ben is busy making bombs, perhaps the duck is free...

Or perhaps Matt & Ben could star in the all-nude sequel "Good Willie Hunting"?

Again, I say--

Where do I get front row seats?

Excellent point. Being the kind hearted soul that I am, I'll rescue the two of them and bring them to the Villa for an extended visit. This will give me enough time to train them to survive on their own when they again are free to roam.

And maybe they can pitch in and help repair the roof while they're there. You can hold the ladder for them, Vee.

Good Will Hunting, if he's in that, then who was in Good Will Humping?