Don't tell me Andy Griffiths didn't plagiarize this from one of our LMBP threads.

Wouldn't be a half-assed idea to get credit & start collecting royalties.

That would certainly help to rectify the problem.

Is there no end to the puns!!!!!

I don't mean to be anal , but do you think this thread belongs in the Legion section?

Once we've bottomed out here, we could move it to try and get some new contributors.

It's senseless to try and think up zombie puns.

I'm coming in at the TAIL end of this conversation I know, but I'm dying to hear the tale to this thread.

We could always start a new thread over there called "Zombies Number Two"

Ah, me. Always bringing up the rear in these threads.

That's too difficult. Anyone who can come up with one will have my undying admiration.

I think it belongs in the Lesion section.

Zombie lesions are to un-die for!

I think Brainy is the number one Legionairre among Zombies aged 15-23!

If his next book is about albino midget ninjas or mystical evil emerald disembodied buttocks, we'll know for a FACT he's stealing all out ideas!

I'd like to post something, but I'm afraid I'll make an ass out of myself.

This is just a half-assed attempt to revive this thread...

I'm rather proud of this thread, but I'll refrain from gluting.

Stop it... You guys are cracking me up.

<aside> I can't believe that one was still available.</aside>

I'll revive this one again...

In hind sight, it's better left dead...

Any deadbeat can revive a thread, but he'd have to get up at the crack of dawn to breathe new life into it...

I wonder how long this post will stay at the bottom of the page.

I can get behind putting it on top.

Great. That means I can wedgie another one in here.

ANOTHER one? You're flying by the seat of your pants there, buddy.

Cheeky of me isn't it?

Yes, better be careful or you'll make an ass of yourself.

Tanks for the warning. I'd not want to be the butt of everyone's jokes!

I'm glad I cushioned the blow for you.

I just found this thread abut against another halfassed thread and couldn't resist adding another dingleberry of my own.