Yes! Straight from the Silver Age and erupting from the Bottle City of Philadelphia! Bet you didn't even know they existed and now you can't wait to see 'em in Action! (Action Weekly that is)

NOT a Blackhawk! Not a Teen Titan and unfortunately NOT a Neil Adams cover!

Just so you don't forget! NOT coming to a Comic Shop near you!!
NOT shipping the first week of April!

Order yours now!

Comes with a coupon for a free dozen eggs!

Jeepers! They all look like tiny versions of Cobalt Kid!

Oh crap! What did I do with that cork?

... you don't want to know, but it's been seen in [insert obvious joke here] thread.

Mini Legion World ladies everywhere beware!

So, Cobalt, why DO you always leave AIM on if you don't use it anyway?

Hmmm. I'll join this squad.

It pains me to see so many anti-Cobie threads running rampant on the MMB.

I mean Cobert has the gentle soul of a poet and the delicate psyche of a nervous street mime. I hate to think what damage this wave of negativity is causing him mentally!

Cobalt Kid Rescue Squad, RUMBLE!!!

Bah! Cobalt Kid revels in the attention, whether positive or negative!

Stop! You're going to further damage Coberticus' sensibilities!

Sensibilities damaging...*choke*

A question often asked among the friends of Cobalt Kid!

I've never figured out if it's Cobie that needs rescuing or if it's the rest of us that need rescuing from him. It's that sort of muddled thinking that gets a guy crushed when....

A giant, rampaging Cobie statue squishes people in Plastino Square/ Poor, innocent Cobie is transformed, Olsen-style, into stone by a nefarious LW turncoat!*


*delete as appropriate.

Don't forget Fat Cobie, Wolfman Cobie, Porcupine Cobie, and his 247 evil offspring from the future!

Where's Turtle Cobie? Oh, there it is. Always bringing up the >squish<