Could their child become a Legionnaire? And would it bring peace to their warring kingdoms?

I don't know about legionnaire status - that would depend on junior's powers - but the kid would certainly be welcome here.

Princess Pickles!

I thought Dairy Queen had already married Orange Julius?

If they have ice-cream-based offspring, I hope the lil' ones take after their mother. Burger King's shakes always seem gritty and artificial-tasting...

I think that Dairy Queen and Burger King would fit right in with Sun Emperor, Cosmic King, Saturn Queen and Lightning Lord. And their young 'un would reject their oppressive ways and be a force for good!

And they call him.... Burger Boy!

This thread reminds me of an old joke:

Q: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: The Burger King got wild with his Whopper.

Kid Cholesterol

Whopper Jr. (He gives a whole new meaning to "Have It Your Way.")

This was before she met Ronald McDonald and his Big Mac (with the Special Sauce, natch).

I heard Ron used to date Wendy. His nickname for her was "Frosty."

Princess Hold-the-Pickles?

Of course, the once-innocent Wendy later fell in with a bad crowd -- Carl's Jr., Jack-in-the-Box, and In-n-Out Burger, who clearly had nothing on their minds beyond, well, you know...

'Course there was that fling with the Colonel. I've heard about his 'special batter.'

The Taco Bell chihuahua told me all about it.

So Princess Pickles is a force for good? Is she an LMBer yet?

She ate her pickles all day long,
It didn't matter what kind
And if I stopped to ask her why she
Pouted my behind!

Oh, gee, oh, golly we all see Pickles now
When she walks by
I sit inside and
All I can say is WOW!

--I wish I could remember the rest of that song. We used to sing it around the campfire when I was 5 or 6...