Nardo has gas.

Updates as they occur.

Grife! Somebody tell Sun Boy and Fire Lad to stay the hell away from Nardo's place while I check our fire insurance policy!

Uhhh.... I might recommend you check up on all your insurance, LL...

True that.

Has anyone seen Policy Pam? I have some questions on these policies she sold me.

Hey, it's been almost three hours!! -- where's that update?? Nardo, you tease!

As. they. occur.

Nardo's nosehairs are getting longish.

Updates as they occur.

Don't worry Nardo. Just go and see Barber Boy done in the salon.

Just so you don't think I made up the last post:

Barber Boy is a boy with a large pair of scissors instead of a right hand and the ability to shoot hair-styling mousse from his eyes. He tried out to join the New Earth team of Legionnaires in Legionnaires #9, but was rejected.

Here at Legion World, even the rejects are given the chance to help out in any way they can.

Waitaminnit -- and he was rejected?!?!?

I mean, with all the gay guys on this board (myself included) that power would be SORELY appreciated!

Y'know even some straight guys can appreciate a good hair cut and some styling mousse ...

Which is why we gave the poor guy a job. Just don't stare at his right hand. He gets kinda sensitive about it.

Nardo still waiting for you mangoes and mongooses to get the fuckin premise of the bit.



Nardo wonders if he should get a blue popsicle or a green popsicle out of the fridge.

Updates as they occur.

Mongooses!!! Where's Senor Widebottom when you need him???

*I* thought the premise of the bit was that Nardo had gas and would update us as they occured -- I was waiting for some *fart* posts, but they never happened... I must've been mistaken about the premise (unless all that gas is still built up).

Luck Lords forbid! If that was the case we would need to evacuate Legion World immediately.

Nardo wonders if "updates as they occur," but of course don't, might be premise.

Nardo's watchin' his dog watchin' two ants watchin' an ice cube melt.

Updates as they occur.

Nardo's still waitin' for a Triad XXX porn movie.

Updates as the occur.

You must have missed Luornu Does Dallas, Fort Worth and Houston Simultaneously. It was released on holo-vid last year.

Blockade Boy's hemorroids are inflamed

Updates as they occur

Nardo has four, possibly five chips left in the bag.

Updates as they occur.

You know, Nardo might be gettin' sleepy.

Updates as they occur.

Nardo's just fuckin' sittin' here thinkin'.

Updates as they occur.