I think you're just angling to boost yer postcount here

Jeepers...I kinda get embarrassed by how enormous it is sometimes...

i feel like that about my crotch

then stop stuffing socks down there.

Oddly enough, I've felt that way about your crotch from time to time...

I have no, crotch, but as a female, I'm fine with that.

-bra Ann

You got me rockin’ and a-rollin’ Rockin’
and a-reelin’ Barbara Ann

Hey, I've been in the MMB when there was no one here -- not even me. (For some reason, I didn't show up in the list of guests.)

Top that!

You get no respect, STUrodney, not even from the board.

Wow, and there's _still_ only two people on MMB: Me and Bobby McElvis Lad!

It's a lonely job sometimes -- LW poster.

There are only cool people in the MMB currently...

yes, we're posting without the heat on.

"The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Poster," by Alan Sillifinger.

As opposed to "The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Luornu-Kidnapper," by Alan Starfinger.

Or perhaps "The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Lover," by Onan.

Who carries a big axe and espouses the virtue of self-love?

Onan the Barbarian.

STU, you old dog, you're Hrunning on empty with that one.

What was Hillary the Barbarian's runaway best seller?

"It Takes a Pillage"

Don't forget her bubby's:

"My Strife"

Or Hrun of Hyannis:

"Profiles in Carnage"