... on when MLLASH and Lightning Lad will achieve Time Trapper status?

10,000 posts ... where do they find the time

I've been wondering the same thing. But who will win? Both seem to be taking it easy, jockeying for position. I expect one of them to break away on the home stretch. Who's going to be our little Seabiscuit?

And what will happen to LW when they do?

We'll be rebooted or at least follow a different hypertime line. You'll have wings, Miner, and be wearing a gold lame loin-cloth.

Ah. Myner Bird it is, then.

Who gets to be the snake?

Probably Stoopid Cat, don't you think?

By the way, Myner Bird.

This looks bad. I hear the next reboot won't be kind to me. I'm sorry, but Lash and LL will just have to assume alternate IDs once they hit 9999 posts.