Its been awhile so I need to flirt........Lash you sure are looking SWEET these days!!!!!!
**Purr**
Lash ain't here yet, but you can scratch my ears...
**Purr**
Looks like Icey is back to normal
!
c'mere Stoopid Cat let me make you feel like a School girl on prom night..........
**Yowl**
I new I liked you!
**Purr**
Originally posted by Frostfyre:
c'mere Stoopid Cat let me make you feel like a School girl on prom night..........
Cobie you said thats how I made you feel!
Ah! Nice to see Legion World's prodigal flirt back!
We missed you, Icey!
Golly! I remember when the MMB was nothing BUT gay flirting!
Originally posted by MLLASH:
Golly! I remember when the MMB was nothing BUT gay flirting!
Those were the days!!!!!
Yes they were.
I've matured so much since then...
Clear something up for me here. Is a straight male flirting with the female AltID of a male poster still considered gay flirting?!?
Whose this female/male poster person, kind of sounds...interesting?
Originally posted by Loser Lad:
Clear something up for me here. Is a straight male flirting with the female AltID of a male poster still considered gay flirting?!?
Hmm. I'd call it a good time had by all!
Besides, since we're all Alt IDs of someone else, it's just like talking to yourself in the mirror. Only the mirror is wearing a different outfit.
Okay, that's what I figured. Just wanted to make sure.
KGZ, there have been many over the years and they were all interesting in one way or another!
Nope, sorry, once you've flirted with a guy, even if you thought it was a girl, you're tainted with the big pink "G". It's "alternative lifestyle" for you whether you want it or not.
Dang
Loser, you'll need a new wardrobe. Maybe we could all chip in to start you off.
Yep. I have absolutely nothing to wear! How about some clogs? Wouldn't I look darling in clogs?
Is it wierd that I perfer him without clothes?
I suddenly feel myself being pulled back to the straight side of the Force...
KGZ is pretty magnetic, I'll give her that.
Me am not understand this "flirt" thing you speak of. Please explain.
It's like when girl on bizarro world slap you and steal your wallet.
Me have observed such behavior on Bizarro World!
It happen when one Bizarro really like another!
No one ever like Bizarro Computo. That why me get so many flowers and birthday cards.
I promise if you come to SHAKES, I'll hit you on the head with a wooden mallet and put Draino in your glass. You'll like it there.
Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Nope, sorry, once you've flirted with a guy, even if you thought it was a girl, you're tainted with the big pink "G". It's "alternative lifestyle" for you whether you want it or not. Originally posted by Loser Lad:
Dang Double dang.
Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
It's like when girl on bizarro world slap you and steal your wallet.
Girls do that to me here...
Taps STU on the shoulder, then slaps him, and takes his wallet.
MMMMMMMMM, was it good for you?
Hmm...thinking about it is good for me, now where can I find an unexpecting guy...
So if you steal a Bizarro's wallet just because you really want the wallet, is it really flirting?
On Bizarro World it is. If you do it here it's just street crime.
Damn, then that's the 7th crime I've committed this month!
C'mon someone ......anyone steal my wallet!!!!!
I'll steal your wallet, and I'll slap you if you want.
Gentlemen, the line forms behind me...
I will gladly get in
behind you, Loser
I figure around here that line will fill up pretty quick...
That's not the only thing that would get filled pretty quick!
Me not carry wallet. Me am mere Bizarro machine.
Well, I guess no gay and/or ambiguously gay Atl ID flirting for you then!
Ever thought about maybe getting some pockets welded on?
Oh L. Lad, don't speak metal to me, it gets me all hot and ~inaudiable whisper not suitable for the PG-13 audience~.
Oh come on, go ahead and say it, nobody here's younger than 13 anyway!
Kneel before me, knaves and curs! None of you are ready for her highness' jelly!
Originally posted by Princess Perfectra:
Kneel before me, knaves and curs! None of you are ready for her highness' jelly! And I thought Glorith was a hoot!
Originally posted by Princess Perfectra:
None of you are ready for her highness' jelly!
Highness, I come bearing toast. May I have some of your jelly?
That's my 'Fectra, alright. But it's
my milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard!
Do you keep your yard mowed and trimmed?
Originally posted by Miss Terious:
That's my 'Fectra, alright. But it's my milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard! You got that right!!!!!
Originally posted by DMFirebow:
Do you keep your yard mowed and trimmed? Are you a lawnsman, cadet? I'll keep you in mind for trimming my bush. It hasn't fared well since Kent Shakespeare last took care of the matter for me.
Miss T. has a topiary garden.
Y'know. This is another one of them threads that convinces me that I just don't get out of the Library nearly often enough. sigh.
Lou has a tumbleweed garden
Library Lad - you can always take your bush with you to the library
Um. ah. It's a BOOKMARK! I swear! Yup.
um. heh.
Would this be a bad time to talk about "discharging" a book... *blush*
Ohhhhhhh, Library Lad, you have such a H-U-G-E
stack! Was that naughty? Charge me a late fee, bibliophile! Charge me a hot, nasty late fee!
Bookmark, Shmuckmark, it looks like a huge blush from here...
I need to practice my flirting skills before this weekend. Therefore, I select this thread to be highlighted for a day. Thanks Lash!
That is so sweet!
Maybe I'll get a sweet goodnight kiss this weekend.
Well, if your date doesn't give you one you let me know and I'll take care of you...
How the HECK has one of Icey's flirting threads turned into this huge bastion of straight flirting?
This is an outrage!
Thank you, Lou. That was actually pretty sweet of you.
You can represent the other team, Eryk.
Georgia's only what an 8 or 9 hour drive from Buffalo. Surely it'll be worth the wait!
Lou, Viv's gonna zap you for flirting with me!!!
She guards her man-cattle very jealously!
It's one of the things I admire about her, actually.
Chosen by Miss T to be FEATURED for a DAY!
Originally posted by Trackstar:
Lou, Viv's gonna zap you for flirting with me!!!
She guards her man-cattle very jealously!
It's one of the things I admire about her, actually.
I'm everyone's man-cattle. Not just hers.
That's what all man-cattle says. That's why we brand them.
*tee hee*
I was wondering why I had a big "V" burned into my left cheek...
That's not as bad as where I put the T. on Cobie. *tee hee*
I'll bet that must have hurt...
I
and made it better!
A
from Trackstar would make anything feel better!
Um, guys, Trackstar is just an alt. The REAL medicine would be a kiss from MOI!
It takes two to be Winiathian!
Originally posted by Trackstar:
Um, guys, Trackstar is just an alt. The REAL medicine would be a kiss from MOI!
Okay. Meet me out in the parking lot and we'll give
that a try then!
(Grabs Future and
him passionately. Takes a sip of water to re-moisten her pucker. And then continues
Future.)
Out in the parking lot????
I don't get invited in?
Yeesh! Just because I like vampires doesn't mean I am one.
Let me enter your threshold.
(But you can't enter mine. *tee hee*)
I just don't think I can wait long enough to get you back to the Cave Misty. Instantaneous travel still isn't fast enough!
You really want a
from me Lou?
Just as the flapping of butterfly's wings can, cumulatively, create a hurricane on the other side of the world, a
from me can, cumulatively, create the perfect storm in your shorts!
I call it my "butterfly effect." *tee hee*
Who said I was wearing shorts...?
Jumpin' Catfish!
Storms happen in pants, too!
I feel like I read this in a book somewhere...
Viv, you shouldn't read that kind of smut!
And you shouldn't write it!
I write lilting innuendo that stokes the fires of the libido, while teasing the boundaries of thought.
In plain English - I write good smut.
If it makes you turn on the your vibrator then it can't be all that innocent. Hey, does this knew form come with a vibrator mode built in?
Golly! I inspired good vibrations for you?
Jeepers!
Well, you should know, you were holding the thing, right?
Nope. I don't own such things.
Hmm...interesting! (Turns head towards Loser Lad, he's holding a Miss Terious disguise)
It's always the demon child.
Hey don't blame me! I have no use for one of those things...
Uh-huh, then why are you vibrating right now?
Sorry. I forgot to turn the ringer back on on my cell phone. Ooh, it's Morgause. I'd better take this...
Cell phone, hah! The only way Morgause can communicate is through sex, just cause that has numbers 0-9 doesn't make it a phone, if you get what I'm saying.
If that's the way that she communicates then she's speaking my language!
Maybe that's why you have such a hard time communicating with her. If you ever need a translator just let me know...
Feh! Enough of this LollapaLoser fest! With his witty innuendo and dreams of depravity!
I need to practice my flirting, posthaste!!!
Maybe you could help me learn to get along with machines better, Miss RC?
I could try but Prime is built more to your specifications, CJ.
You are an extra cutie mctootie, though!
(Grabs CJ and kisses him passionately. System begins vibrating. Hmmmm Viv was right.)
Miss RC, while I may have a taste for the more PRIMEal, never let it be said I don't appreciate the bat of your optic sensor, the fullness of your oral purtrubences, or the curve of your aft compartment.
*dreamy sigh, as I float on a happy cloud*
CJ Taylor, your charming words shift my engine into overdrive. You have a most desirable chassis yourself.
(Transforms into a sleek racecar.)
Care to take me for a spin, CJ? Maybe go parking on Lookout Point. *tee hee*
Miss RC, you and I can cruise at top speed for hours!
Maybe after a pit stop at Lookout Mountain, you'll go for a rough ride with me and my Jeep.
Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
Maybe after a pit stop at Lookout Mountain, you'll go for a rough ride with me and my Jeep. You know, I always
thought Hound was gay!
(Grabs CJ and Prime and initiates a menage-a-tron!)
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*dreamy sigh* CJ's sooooooooooo cute! *dreamy sigh*
You know, Lash, if you print that CJ pic out, it will probably be wallet-sized
Originally posted by Miss RC:
(Grabs CJ and Prime and initiates a menage-a-tron!)
THAT'S not something you saw on the Transformers cartoon every day!
Today's a special day.
Originally posted by Lady Crujectra:
You know, Lash, if you print that CJ pic out, it will probably be wallet-sized I am wallet sized!
Hrun throws Axe in a flirtatious way
Taking the shaft of Hrun's axe demurely, Cats purrs, "meow!"
Now this pussy I like.
Rubs cat under chin
(Strains to lift the huge axe. Magically it rises of its own accord.)
*tee hee*
Careful it does not hit you under the chin child.
Here Hrothgar to my hand
(Purrrrs. Brushes against the mighty barbarian's legs.)
You're not so bad, for a pussy-hunting barbarian. *tee hee*
Barbarians love pussy's, the fur makes such warming pouches for weapons and things
Your offer is tempting - very tempting judging by the size of your axe - but I have a fear of having my fur shorn by your hand.
Therefore, adieu!
So it allsway fated to be.
Then shall I be doomed always to hunt for pussy fur to make my pouch
I did mention the niceness of your axe handle, though, right?
Your helmet could certainly use a good polishing.
But who will offer to polish the helmet of a simple barbarian?
Mayhap I should visit other threads to seek such a handy woman
Certainly. If my thread isn't to your liking. Purple is an odd color for a barbarian's helmet but it suits you.
Flirting is a basic need!