101. To make Baby Wildebeest cry.

100. Crossover!

99. To make thousands of Titans fans happy.

98. puppy chow

97. Her fat tissues could be used to moisturise Cruella De Vil's face

96. Violin strings.

95. To save Red Star from further bestiality.

94. FUR!

93. Security system for scaring off door-to-door salesmen?

92. To make the Teen Titans darker and grittier. (though I like Pantha and always have!)

91. To whack on the head people who start Dead Pantha threads.

90. Because someone has to finish potty training Wildebaby

89. Turn her into a zombie

88. The only woman who Garfield can be sure won't abandon him.

87. Handy, multipurpose allergy tester.

86. Great display in the ol' trophy room.

85. Toilet brush.

84. Both mask and claws are great for opening bottles.

83. Target practice/tackling dummy for Arsenal.

82. Hallowe'en decoration.

81. Scarf

80. Rug

79. Car buffer cloth.

78. Holy Relic for obscure Bast cult.

77. a lovely warm pair of slippers.

76. When FC wants to ditch an LW meeting she puts sunglasses on P. and props 'er up in a chair.

75. Donation to Taxidermy School

74. Good way to frighten unwanted relatives to death.

73. Tie strings to her and make a life sized Marionette.

72. As an example to young children to learn good hygiene- shaving and clipping.

She's make a mighty fine duster I reckon.

71. The ears of her mask would make a good ear-cleaner (naturally)

70. The ears of the mask would be great for sharpening knives

69. Also, she would make several prime CD cleaning clothes.

68. fertiliser, probably.

67. Beanbag.

66. Paperweight

65. Doorstop

64. Pez dispenser?

63. CPR Dummy!

62. Crash Test Dummy!

61. Conversation-starting club frock

60. A ruse for the real Pantha to go undercover?

59. A Mattress

58. A place to hide your valuables

57. Autopsy practice

56. Wind-up toy

55. Decoy date

54. Pest exterminater

53. Pajama case

52. And while we're at it, she could be a mighty fine pillow case

51. Starfire wig replacement

50. Spare parts for Mrs. Frankenstein's Monster

49.Vixen gets her original mask back!

48. Mascot for the Wildebeast Society?

47. Replacement for a dead cat?

46. Mannequin at the dead heroes exhibit in the DC Infinite Crisis wing?

45. Life sized Titans action figure?

44.Bagpipe testing to insure they're in tune

43. A new home for Eclipso

42. A new home for Mr. Mind

41. I hear Ultra Humanite is looking for a new body...

40. A reason for Wolverine to guest star

39. An excuse to bring a dead character back to life and have it inhabit Pantha's corpse.

38. A rope pulley

37. A plant holder

36. A litter box for a cat

35. To start a message board thread entitled "100 uses for a dead Pantha"

34. To star in the House of P (Pantha)

33. A Pinata

32. 'Cause Greybird would get all irate and stuff if I started a "uses for dead Azrael" thread.

31. Tie her up by the tail onto a handy hook and use her corpse as a punch bag to take all your frustrations out on.

30. 'cause we're getting OH-so-close....!

29. In case it hasn't been said yet, fertiliser.

28. Chop her up and make a humerous array of door mats.

27. Use her entrails to predict the future!

26. Scoop out her brain and use the head as a indoor light fixture!

you all guys got your wish! It happened today. :-(

25. Punching bag for Superboy.

argh! you are ruining me! I do not mean that oh no! *sob*

Hey Lash, what do you know that we don't know? Or are you just psychic?

Hey! Stop picking on this poor dude - he has feelings, you know...

24. Token sacrifice (along with other forgettable Titans) to show off how tough Superboy Prime is.

23. Memorial marker that releases a fresh scent every time someone kneels at her grave!

22. Kitty litter.

21. Mulch.

20. Stand-in for a much better pro wrestler version on TV.

19. Translator for Mas y Menos.

18. Hatrack in the Titans' Memorial Hall.

17. Last person who got along with Terry Long.

16. Babysitter for Wildebeest, who's... oh, wait. Never mind.

15. An excuse for DC to do a rarely-seen hero clean-up?
14. A bookend stand for the entire Titans comic run?

13. Ballast for Dan Didio's next balloon expedition.

12: story fodder for CSI:DCU

11. proving a bunch of LWers can count backwards from 101.

10. Another Pantha explaining the first Pantha was a fake?
9. Bring her back (in Marvel) as T'Challa's unseen, unheard-of sidekick?

8. Turn opponents to stone. (Oh wait... that's Medusa's severed head that does that... oops!)

7. Insert someone else's behaviour patterns in her mind (like the Vision/Wonder Man thing)

6. As a one-use punch bag for Superboy from Earth Prime. Oooops, that's already happened hasn't it (go Supes!)

5. To generate more interest in posting (for me) than the current title is providing (for me)

4. To show IC is remedying ALL Marv Wolfman mistakes.

3. Stunt double for the Headless Horseman!


2. To make me feel kinda guilty now for not liking her more.


And the NUMBER ONE USE for a DEAD PANTHA IS......


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1) unadulterated, shameless, pure and simple- for the sheer joy of it!


(was that maybe just a bit harsh? )

and cuz this is comics

0. Maybe Jazz-Dancing Spidey would like a partner!

But, jillikers!

I'll wager that J.D. Spidey prefers that his dance partners have heads!

102. Finally give "Head Reconnector Boy" something to do...

I'll bet you $10 Head Reconnector Boy finds his way into the next LMB tag-team story.

One word: Wintergreen.

And just as Pantha is laid to rest in the DCU, Head-Reconnector Boy rises in the LMB-U. Such is the cycle of these things.

Jillikers! Is it too late for a "Secret Origin of Konk!" reference?

if you need to ask, it's too late.

Poor poor Pantha...

She's coming back!!!!

But she didn't stay...