(Before it became taboo during his drug binge phase)

#1. "Weird Ears"

#2. "Wow, and I thought Green Arrow was a lame copy of Batman! You're like Robin in pants with arrows!"

#3. "Where's your forearm hair? Call me when you go through puberty!"

#4. Who named you that, you're last girlfriend?

#5. Hey, there, rookie! (you know... since he originally wasn't an original Titan!)

#6. Everytime he does something wrong: "Don't blame me, I voted in Robby Reed"

#7. Further research has revealed that when the Titans met Beast Boy, he was referred to in the story title as The Fifth Titan , even though Speedy had just joined, so apparently they were already making fun of Speedy from the get-go!

#8. "We only let you in cause Green Arrow had a talk with Batman."

#9. "We like the spazoid horny green kid better than you!"

#10. "We only let you in because the Protector wasn't available."

#11. "...because polling showed Titans weren't wearing enough hats."

#12. Fill his glue arrow with confetti

#13. glued all his arrows to the botton of his quiver.

#14. Is that an arrow in your pants or- oh, wait, stupid question.

15. When he opens his birthday gift, a boxing glove arrow springs out