Do you guys remember that guy MLLASH? Space-Interpol has his current whereabouts at a location described by a high-level analyst as "that dumb old Facebook".

Want him back? Simple. No, really, simple. He's tell you himself, he's a simple country boy. Just post things he likes. When he appears to peer at them, grab him. Steal his quarters and candy. Also give him noogies. Then he'll know he is home.

HOT CHICKS WITH BLUE SMEARS

HOT CHICKS WITH BIG AFROS (AND LEG BOOTS)

GIRLS NEXT DOOR TURNED SUPER HEROINES

NOT MOZ'S BEST ALBUM, BUT HIS HAIR NEVER LOOKED BETTER

BIG IRON SKILLETS

NOW THIS I.M.O. IS MOZ'S BEST ALBUM...



...ALTHOUGH MANY PEOPLE PREFER THIS ONE

I see you there, Lash.

I used to refer to this video whenever I needed a new hairdo or boyfriend:

YAY! Lash is here!

Is that Terri Nunn? I didn't know my love of Berlin was that well-known. LOVE LIFE is one of my all-time favorite albums.

KICK frickin' ASS!

I like Terri because she's a sincerely LGBT-friendly celebrity. There's really not that many of them.

I recommend getting the Taco Bell leftovers from the "Partyin' With Pov" thread. They're just a year or two old now, Lash won't mind.

Lash also seems to dig that pic of himself in the towel. If you can't find that, get Power Boy to flash a little leg or something.

Good idea. There's also that Denny's delicacy known as Moon Over My Hammy that's been lying around in some old thread I don't presently remember the title of...

I'm here .... now where is it .... oh

MISC RIDONK

THE MORE MOZ THE MERRIER

might be hard to prove yourself to someone who is mentally unstable.

"arrowette quit trying to prove yourself!"

Cher recently turned down an offer to perform at the Russian Olympics.

HA! I find it ludicrous she was even asked ... whoever asked her clearly didn't know much about her or her fans.

This costume is radioactive!

I suspect there's something about these aliens that might interest Lash.

Also, insert your own "Bottom of the World" joke.

I heard this song in the grocery store today.

"Take a chance ... you ... stupid ... ho"

I am shocked. SHOCKED! That this song has not attracted Mr Lash.

I would have thought this dance number would have risen him from the grave!!!!!!

shocked.

Well ... I never ...

:clutchespearls:

:ripspearlsoffandhurlstheminalashworthytempertantrum:

I'm making Nachos tonight for dinner.

She did. She walked away from her costumed identity, and never took it back, even though she stayed friends with Young Justice and even kept helping them out. Haven't you read YJ, Peebs? And if not, what are you waiting for? Most of the back issues are cheap and easily available.

I totally used that Arrowette pic over on Facebook at my Super Comic Fandango page, as one of my favorite Super-Fashions. And also used it as an opportunity to express my love of Cissie. Thanks Fannie for reminding me of her.

This thread is really sweet.

I would totally eat that pile of nachos, I chuckled at both of EDE's posts and no one scares me like Trish to this day.

EXCUSE MOI?

Lasherbaiting is a 31st century form of pleasuring oneself while founding a message board poster group!

GUESS who just might be getting a graemlin in the mid-future?

Every time I see this thread I think it needs an image of this guy:

Cousin Bat!

Lash is trying to friendzone this thread!

Are you going to stand for that, Power Boy?

Oh hell no.

Future Drunken Bearded Peebs just got out of glue rehab.

AND HE WANTS TO PARTY!!!!






<He looks good, immortals bounce back quickly>

Look who I found!!!!!

SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!!!!

I can't believe these guys took credit for Snowflame:



Steve Englehart, Cary Bates

Don't forget/forgive Joe Staton either. I knew the usually-great Steve Englehart wrote the story but I wasn't aware Bates was involved.

I recently decided Snowflame is awesome, as is documented over on my FB comics page.

I want to know...

how the heck did future Peebz maintain his abs while in rehab?!?!?

Snowflame would make a great villain for Roy Harper!

I once sat down with a small webster's and went through, page by page trying to find words that would make cool character names. Somehow, Snowflame never showed up. But, I did think "The Commode" was probably the crappiest I could come up with.

Nuthin to do but sit ups ... and sneak out for Elmer's!

Elmer's

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

More like friend, indeed.

Should we add Snowflame here, then?

This song has never been more appropriate for me than right now!

(Mostly because I drove the lawnmower through a GIANT-ASS spiderweb earlier and I feel like I'm crawling with spiders still!!! YUCK!)

I heard this term used today:

"lash
1. Urinate.[179] 2. Alcohol.[179]
lashed
very inebriated. Also 'on the lash' meaning to go out drinking with the intent of getting drunk.[179]" - wikipedia

*like*

If Lash likes Vanity 6, he ought to j'adore Toto Coelo:

This made me gasp! I'm totally still gonna tap that one day.

Vanity 6 is a definite guilty pleasure; I know the Cannibals song but have never seen the video before! I don't think I was aware it was an all-girl group, cool!

I only recently discovered "I Eat Cannibals" through another YouTube video. Hard to believe it was released in 1983, the same year Billy Joel, the Police, and Stevie Nicks were dominating the chart. The song was a hit in England and South Africa, but reached a paltry No. 66 here in the U.S. (Incidentally, the group's name was changed to Total Coelo here to avoid confusion with Toto.)

Funny the things you miss out on and get to discover decades later.

I was wondering about the Toto thing, as I'd known them as Total Coelo from an 80s Compilation set I have!

SMUT

Who is that?

*SPUTTER!* HELL-LOOOOO! That's totally Steven, the "you're getting a Dell, dude!" dude!!!!!

BTDubbbs, I finally got my chance to tap that, as clearly evidenced here:



Benjamin (his real name) is crazy about me now.

MISS BIKINI LUV

"welcome to the jungle"

Did you get a Dell?

I did some farming in the dell....

It's TARZAN BOY!

Night to night
Gimme the order, gimme the order
O-WA-O-WA-O-WA-O-WA-O-WA
O-WA-O-WA-O-WA-O-WA-O-WA

I could take or leave the video but the song itself, as Fannie must be well-aware, is pure LASH BAIT!

This thread has 9 pages already!!! It is the Legion World equivalent of Miley's viral tongue!

Three and a bit if you have 25 posts per page, as is right and proper!

Oh, God, Peebs, did you have to mention Miley?

(And I used to like her, before she got into that belated "look how nasty and edgy I am" phase.)

I'll bet a pic of a young John Wesley Shipp (TV's Flash, among many other roles) would work as Lash Bait.

Oops, wrong hornee.

JWS is looking right adorbz! We are Facialbook friends, you know! Unless he unfriended me for salacious drunken comments!

Earlier tonight I hornee la stuffed bell peppers. A few days ago I hornee la egg rolls. I would have reported doing so but I ain't a-touching the SEARCH function here NO MO.

Egg rolls

Let's discuss meatloaf.

Hornee la pizza!

And when you're done stuffing your piehole:

Wax Poetic

Oh yeah, Freschetta on sale for $3.99 at Kroger!

One of my current favorite THANGS is comparing the merits of the 2 different versions of TITANIUM! It was originally written for Mary J. Blige, but eventually given to Sia to release.

My current theory is David Guetta planned heavy techno backing for the track and didn't want to distract from Mary J.'s sublime vocals. For what it is worth, I *do* prefer the version that was officially released with Sia, but one can certainly tell how the song was written to favor Mary J. originally. Here's both versions:

JWS is awesome! He and I are also friends on FB. He's a beautiful person inside and out!

One of my top 10 songs of all time, and for some reason always the song I dedicate to the LMB!

it's a little sad that I can no longer eat most of the foods mentioned here, for reasons.

Well, that was educational! Now we know:

1. what to do if Lash gets hit by a space-bus!
2. that Lash doesn't know what a jpeg is!

THE APPLE, an underrated musical!!

I'm pretty sure this song was written in honour of Lash

Why don't you just have a viking funeral?

Would the 500 doves still get thrown onto the pyre for that?

Sort of having the best of both and if you attach the doves to long sticks, the guests can have nibbles in between being flayed.

The last statement above can be officially confirmed, as he accepted my friend request on the Facialbook! I'm wondering if I should tell him how much I've wanted to be "friends" with him, for years now... *ponders, rubs chin* ...I probably shouldn't. Yet.

Rawr! You two look so cute together. (eagerly awaits updates)

I was JUST trolling Ben's photos! He's got some really fun shorts-wearing yoga pictures! And some where he's sitting on a couch looking so fine I wouldn't be responsible for my actions were I there!

I'm less fond of the pictures of him with other guys. *glares* Fans I suppose. *glares* This won't do at ALL!

Oh Lash, when you have a picture with Ben it will so blow all those other guys' pictures out of the water!

Stop laying there grinning at me like that, you're making me nervous!

Well, sitting up splayed out like that isn't much better!!

Okay fine, let's talk about what's happening between us here...

*GLARE*

No, thank you. I already have a Dell! *pouts*

You all nice and comfy and relaxed there, Lash?


Good! Now it's time for you to super-amuse me.

a TITAN DU JOUR !

http://www.legionworld.net/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=792129#Post792129

No, that was the Dell Dude all comfy and relaxed and flirty, and when I called him on it he tried to sell me a Dell! I'm inconsolable as you can understand, I am sure!

Someone is not paying attention.

seriously. he is stuck on the Dell dude ... has that guy even had a commercial lately.

didn't exactly use it as an opportunity for stardom did he ... no catapult to block buster films via indie moves.

*hic*

Super Fat Assing?

I recently saw something about "weirdest subsections of fan art tetishes" and one of them was drawing the characters as "fat". They used the harry potter stuff.

I saw a program a while back about couples where one partner keeps the other one deliberately vastly overweight. Partly fetish, but much more about self esteem and desperately trying to keep hold of someone. I wondered how they spent their time. Now I know they read Flash comics.

SPOOKY RISING WATER THINGY

THAT'S AN AQUAYETI!!!!!!!!!!!

An Aquayeti who needs some Aquanet!

FANDANGO.
NOW.
MANDATORY.

This thread entices me for a thorough re-read!! (gallivants off to page 1)

I absolutely DO have an FFF idea that truly is mandatory, but I'll have to re-acquaint myself with Windows Paint and etcetera first.

ZOMFG!!! FANNIE, I saw The Moz IN CONCERT LAST MONTH! SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!! I totes need to figure out how to post videos from my phone to here...

That is so cool, Lash!

I'm really looking forward to his new album next month. I love the title track and first single, "World Peace Is None of Your Business".

I actually did become Facebook friends with Ben, he seems very kindly. He co-owns a Yoga studio in New York. So I guess I'll get into that once other THANGS settle down, so it will seem like we have so much in common once I resume stalking him.

When I recently purchased a record player, this 45 was the very first song I played on it!!

I hadn't heard "The Right Thing" in years! I had forgotten what a great song it is. Thanks, Lash.

hi

Do you know what a jpeg is when you're sober?

My album cover post of Moz's "Your Arsenal" is no longer on Page 1 of this thread, so I'll go one better and post the actual remastered album!

THIS still makes me gasp. Although I guess it shouldn't, IIRC I started a thread about this awful, delightful film somewhere.

Oh GOOD LORD. I really shouldn't be allowed access to things. Nor to stuff.

This thread really is a sweet treasure. Love you guys!

Love you, Lash!

Whoops, I think I just got caught in a LASH trap! (Although, there's some nice scenery here... I may stay.)

Maybe this time we'll get lucky



Maybe this time he'll stay



Maybe this time, for the first time
Lash won't hurry away!

If that stupid Aquayeti gets the Funyuns soggy, I'm going to----


Uh, how *do* you defeat a large body of water? Fly a moon into the clubhouse?

Well, who knows what Lash is doing? Snake charming is as likely as anything else.

Bah! I think it is time to take this thread in a radical new direction...LASH REPELLENT.

LOL

Should I post a picture of Marv Wolfman?

Azrael, maybe? Jericho?

Have you noticed the lack of Duela Dent in this thread, Lash?

Yeah, that's for you. Soak in it.

I'm a Keith Giffen hater, and proud of it.

So there.

Teeds, our efforts at reverse psychology haven't brought Lash back, either.

What should we do now?

Brought back who?

Lash! You know, the world's biggest fan of:



and

Never heard of him.

"He" is probably one of those made-up internet me-me things.

Exactly.

(GLARE) I'm currently in a THE RIGHT THING loop but this WILL be addressed, little mister!!!

OOOOH!!!! You're totes forgiven for your Giffen crack! This is my second fave song off V 2.0, after YOU LOOK SO FINE. Be honest, did you really remember this from somewhere?!?!

There's no need to resort to violence!! You chicks just need to be patient!

I'm thinking the key word is inpatient.

Read that word very carefully, Mister Drunkypants.

LOL! (HURLS ASHTRAY) ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SHANT HAVE MY SOBRIETY CHALLENGED!!! (storms off, trips over own feet, rolls down hill, breaks a few bones, is rushed to hospital, currently awaits GET WELL SOON giftage which can be best expressed via check ...or checque, for non-Americans)

....

....

....

Okay, was that drunk guy?

PS/ I also accept Czechs. Aged 17.9-29.0 only!

I know this Czech guy, but he's not terribly good at providing comfort. He mostly just lies there.

Yes. The Song Lyrics Post It If You Feel It thread -- re-reading the whole thread one night, I discovered that you had quoted lyrics from "The Trick Is to Keep Breathing", which delighted me to no end.

Shirley's not just one of my favorite singers, she's my role model.

Why would you want to hate Keith Giffen? He is possibly one of the nicest people on the planet and gave us some of the very best Legion stories we've ever had included the Quiet Darkness Saga.

I was exaggerating for humorous effect. But I don't like his work one bit. Scroll down to the ninth post on this page for the beginning of a Giffen discussion where I list the reasons why I don't like his work:


http://www.legionworld.net/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=495691&page=4

See, here's Lash causing problems again. Good thing we've space-washed our hands of him!

Bah! I eagerly await new posts by MLLASH!

As do I, EDE, as do I.

Your long wait is over, faithful ones!!

HOORAH!

Welcome back, Lash!!

So I've missed this place, Facebook is great and all but it's nice to have other places to go, you know? Sadly I've been at the mercy of Phone APPS until today.

I've reached a point in the house where renovating rooms is no longer a "it's got to get done or I'm burning it down" thing, so I bought my very own laptop today! (I moved into the house in October so no longer had access to my then-roomie's laptop).

But now, assuming I don't blow the new laptop up with porn viruses, I should be a semi-regular poster again!

Wonderful.

Yay!

Adblock

uh, I mean, so I'm told.

Ah, so this 'Lash returns' situation will soon resolve itself.

Adblock, eh? (Googles)

Bah! I don't know which version of Internet Explorer I have. Like, the newest one, I guess?

Ha, ha, ha!

Yep, the situation will totally resolve itself.

Er... first off, get Firefox.

Wasn't she a LSH reject?

It says a lot about me that I read that as, "First, get off Firefox."

(PS: Google Chrome is a good replacement for Internet Explorer too!)

This graphic illustrates the difference in speeds perfectly. I.E. is the slowest, in a very bad way.

But new, strange things make me fearful! The curse of getting old yet still looking youthful!

The freeze of I.E. can certainly be comforting. Especially when you're stuck at a very hot and bothersome porn site.

LOL! Don't I know it. Okay I'll try Google Chrome, whatever the heck that is.

Chrome also has an incognito feature, where "Pages you view in incognito tabs won’t stick around in your browser’s history, cookie store, or search history after you’ve closed all of your incognito tabs. Any files you download or bookmarks you create will be kept."

In case you're, you know, shy about people seeing the sites that you've seen

IT'S MY FIRST POST via this strange, new, wonderful creation called GOOGLE CHROME. It's totes crackers y'all!

Plus I downloaded some Computer cleaner thing! It's like a condom for my computer I bet!

I did that once, and my computer worked so much better after!



You never forget your first time!

Well, stick around for a bit, little mister, in case something confuses me about this. You're my youthful sherpa or whatever!

Oh goodie! Do we get to go climb Mount Everest after? With fit young mountain-climbing men?

Google Chrome is so Tits that it's the NIPS

You can climb your heart out, doll. I'll be having cocktails by the fire in the hotel! I'll wait for you!

I can hardly wait to go to some filthy website with it!!

Be careful! You know those swingers-gone-wrong websites titilate you so!

I KNEW we had a MAN STEALER around here.

Lash doesn't have to steal. He, I and Blaze can all share!

There's plenty to go around!

I *TOLD* you guys we needed to ramp up the repellent.

Now Lash is back and he's talking Illuminati jibber-jabber. I hope you're all happy!

(And if we can't get rid of him, at least distract the boy with yeti talk or something, will ya?)

^^This confirms my longheld theory that Teeds is part of the Illuminati!

I suspected all along.

If I was part of the Illuminati then maybe I wouldn't have to do everything myself!!!!

Tubes and giant hands may be Illuminati-created visuals meant to draw me into the dark side!! Witness this music video which makes a Lash-baiting use of entubulation!!

Distract Lash? Just a sec. Let me go grab some scantily-clad, well-muscled young men and some baby oil.

Teeds a part of the Illuminati? She might be the only thing to save us all from being the forced slave-husbands of femdom Egyptian lizard queens!

So don't screw this up you guys!

Why couldn't they be Romanian lizard queens instead? I heard those are much nicer.

Cobie, "slave-husband of femdom Egyptian lizard queen" sounds exactly like something you'd apply for con brio.

The cheese stands alone, unbaited, as the maddening song swells...

the loons, the loons.....

"Josie and the Pussycats
Long tails, and ears for hats"

Guitars and sharps and flats!
Neat, sweet, a groovy song
You're invited, come along!

What am I supposed to to with the Lash Bait still sitting around my space-house? Day of the Space-Daid ofrendas de espacio? OK.


TUBES, NATCH



HUNKA HUNKA BURNIN MEMPHIAN LASHHAND



DONNA FARGO



GAIETY



L CAT