Well?

PS: NO SINGING

I've given you your own space.

I went back in time and foiled the plans of the person who made your life miserable. But you'll never meet them now, and never know what didn't happen. So, I guess, that doesn't really count?

I've hung on your every typed word.

I've replied to your smilies in the Shoutbox with more smilies.

Oh, and I've also posted rave reviews of Velvet, a comic I think you might enjoy, in the Gym'lls forum.

Washed your dog with betadine and calomine.

obeyed the restraining order.

Introduced you to the addictive wonders of pizza topped with pickles!

I coexist peacefully with you on this planet.

Stopped singing about 2 hours ago.

Regular space, or Super Space of Space?

Are you a gorilla again?

Hmm, yes, but that's for all LW.

Where's my Italo Disco, missy?

Rickshaw1 getting drunk is what Rickshaw1 done for Rickshaw1 lately.

Lack of specificity noted.

Verily, but that was months ago. What have you done to amuse me lately?

See first reply to FL.

Don't be a drag, amuse me!

What about 35 minutes ago?

Legion Worlders work in shifts, writing the scripts for all the good things you'll hear for the next day. All the jokes? The pithy remarks? Even on TV shows? That's us.

Remember that chuckle you had when that guy stumbled on the side walk? That was us. Blow dart from 50 yards for him.

We're all about the small details. Making sure that the shelves are stocked for your shopping; that there are interesting things to look at in windows you pass by and ensuring that the clouds take on obscene shapes.

After our shifts finish we sit back and read your posts. That's not part of the job. That's just something we enjoy doing as you're the best.

Knock it off and go start some threads!

That's a different thread.

Meanwhile, I haven't sung all day.

Tomorrow, though....

And your ability to take compliments. Breathtaking, simply bre>slap<

New threads, ma'am? right away, ma'am!

It is time once again for you to evaluate what you have for me lately.

SINGING STILL PROHIBITED.

Nothing much. I feel so selfish.

I've commented on many of your posts in both the MMB and Gy'mll's.

Go on....

...leave me breathless. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Go on, your heart will?

Have I told you lately, I'm on topic?

What have I done? I've posted about existentialism and birdshit lately. For you, Teeds, and for you alone. You're welcome!

Teeds,

I've made a serious effort to avoid meanness as much as is possible for me.

I spilled half a bowl of cereal (with milk) on my lap.

I praised Quis for only spilling half.

I commended Legion Tracker for being able to stand by Quis.

That took courage.

You're also on notice, Engelbert.

Fibbing is fine if it's a fine fib.

Try again!

Good. Meanness is my shtick.

Re-read the thread title and resubmit correct answer.

Nice try, tagalongs, but TRY AGAIN.

Nothing.

Is there a fine?

Made your heart grow fonder with my absence. Look at all the celebratory parties your fondness made you throw during that absence! It was like the longer I was away, the happier you got. Now *that's* the power of fondness.

^^Myself making the obligatory poop reference, Teeds steady at the wheel, and my fantasy-lover-made-flesh-and-blood along for the ride.

Is that the girl in the back or Lyle Norg in the front seat?

I'm a debutante, not an Uber driver!

It's okay, Teeds, we can just switch your consciousness with that of my ex-crush (she let me down, and I'll leave it at that), y'know, the whole body-swap thing.

Done.

Now she's the one driving, and you're free to do what you do.

Didn't let that unusual car accident get in the way of me posting!

Stayed up all night to help you with that post-a-thon.

Yeah, I would have done that. But I ended up at the post-a-thon across the street by mistake.

I made my way without a map, a car, and with a broken leg.

I told you I can't tell anyone and neither can you. You know the cops are still investigating!

I watched Double Indemnity recently just so we could hatch a plan against Rick and his accomplice. Now I know who his partner in crime was, and I'm going straight to the ... no... put the Space Laser down...

I took only one piece of chicken instead of two, so you could have the other one

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