I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/13/15 11:16 PM
WHEAT THINS
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/13/15 11:22 PM
Prune Juice (sips)
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/13/15 11:25 PM
Goldfish pretzels.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 01:06 AM
The love of my life
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 01:07 AM
Thriftshop Debutante!*
*and by *have* I mean she occasionally tolerates my presence!
*and by *have* I mean she occasionally tolerates my presence!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 01:30 AM
ME!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 01:42 AM
Satan
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 01:51 AM
The original Transformers cartoon
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 04:29 AM
a sock puppet
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 05:31 AM
My right hand
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 03:14 PM
The antidote
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 10:07 PM
bowels that work again!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 11:24 PM
Lash! 
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 11:29 PM
Originally Posted by MLLASH
bowels that work again!
Glad you don't need me anymore, then!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/14/15 11:34 PM
Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester
Originally Posted by MLLASH
bowels that work again!
Glad you don't need me anymore, then!
LOL
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/15/15 02:59 PM
Your Earth-3 counterpart
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/15/15 03:28 PM
several other hostages that will do just as well.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/15/15 05:35 PM
Butterbeans!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/15/15 05:35 PM
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/15/15 05:36 PM
MOXIE.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/16/15 04:37 AM
My shattered dreams.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/17/15 07:15 PM
...a shred of self respect left.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/17/15 07:17 PM
precipitation on the way!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/17/15 07:29 PM
.... to pee.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/17/15 07:55 PM
... more than enough alcohol to get me drunk.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/17/15 08:53 PM
...this ashtray. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need.
And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair*.
*from The Jerk
And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair*.
*from The Jerk
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/17/15 09:12 PM
2 whoppers for $4, because of buy one get one free coupon. But c'mon... FOUR BUCKS for a Whopper.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/17/15 09:18 PM
...breeding dahling. And breeding will always rise to the top.
No 100 page giant freebie? Fah!
Originally Posted by MLLASH
But c'mon... FOUR BUCKS for a Whopper.
No 100 page giant freebie? Fah!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/18/15 05:16 AM
...my cough medicine
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/20/15 01:03 AM
...a variety of breads!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/20/15 01:21 AM
biz-neer
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/20/15 03:09 AM
... a stress ball.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/20/15 10:22 PM
... this motorcycle to leap over the barbed wire into Switzerland.....ow!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 05:03 AM
... a large tub of nachos!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 07:38 AM
other things that are not carbohydrates!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 08:35 AM
... my imaginary friend.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 09:00 AM
The voices in my head.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 10:21 AM
... this talking wooden spatula.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 09:16 PM
...other near strangers who can throw abuse just as well as you can. >sob<
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 09:16 PM
... A warm fluffy pillow
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/21/15 09:30 PM
...adult toys.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/22/15 12:53 AM
... rocket science?
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/22/15 01:11 AM
... a flight ring
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/22/15 01:53 AM
... this:
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Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/22/15 04:07 AM
... me, myself and I
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/22/15 04:22 AM
discernment.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/22/15 06:00 AM
... hope.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/22/15 08:00 PM
...almond slices
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/25/15 03:26 AM
...easy to use floss.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/25/15 04:36 PM
...my trained bees. Ow, ow, quit it...ow..
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/25/15 05:20 PM
... Beers from all over the world!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/25/15 08:19 PM
...lots of the same beer from one part of the >hic< world!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/25/15 08:42 PM
... mad ninja skills.
HIYAH!
HIYAH!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/25/15 11:45 PM
... A comfy pillow
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/26/15 09:45 PM
A jar of nutty chocolate spread, a spoon and no concerns about my diet.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/26/15 10:14 PM
... this punching bag that looks exactly like you!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/27/15 09:33 PM
... a new identity thanks to the plastic surgery I needed after Ibby "mistook" me for a punching bag!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/27/15 11:36 PM
Gasp! That's exactly what the guy in my building said. Are you are you're not him???
... A new set of shiny teeth
... A new set of shiny teeth
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/28/15 08:41 PM
...an imposter of me to hunt down and make sure that he takes the blame.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/28/15 09:07 PM
... comic books, of course.
<oh snap>
<oh snap>
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/28/15 10:27 PM
... had enough sleep last night
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/28/15 11:29 PM
I assume thots went to get plastic surgery from gorillas like Barry Allen did back in the day. 
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/28/15 11:52 PM
What?! Oh heck, I went to Barry Allen to get surgery to look like a Gorilla?! D'Oh!
...another surgery appointment to make.
...another surgery appointment to make.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/29/15 12:49 AM
... my morning coffee
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/31/15 12:58 AM
...existential dread, so you don't matter. Nothing matters. >sob<
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/31/15 01:09 AM
... issues. Oh, so many issues.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/31/15 01:12 AM
A new haircut, and boy I am working it
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 01/31/15 05:02 AM
A cup of delicious mint green tea with a hint of lemon.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/05/15 12:36 AM
Food Poisoning
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/05/15 01:24 AM
Grit
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/07/15 12:54 AM
Tab cola.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/07/15 04:22 AM
A delicious Sapporo beer.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/07/15 04:21 PM
...therapy.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/07/15 04:24 PM
My dog.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/07/15 07:33 PM
a comfy bed
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/07/15 10:28 PM
a big gun.
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Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/07/15 11:51 PM
... TWO big guns 
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/08/15 08:31 AM
...[thumb] tags.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/08/15 08:50 AM
... this delicious tuna-veggie omelette.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/08/15 06:03 PM
...spinach
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/08/15 06:16 PM
...Star Wars
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/08/15 06:24 PM
...been replaced by a Mysteron agent.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/08/15 07:23 PM
Hot chocolate with grapes.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/08/15 10:15 PM
... enough sleep... Okay, I am lying.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 01:40 AM
...frozen confections!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 03:51 AM
... dental floss
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 04:10 AM
...coffee. Always coffee.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 04:27 AM
... this restraining order.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 04:31 AM
...bubble tea.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 04:39 AM
... this lifelike robot of you.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 10:46 AM
... this time bubble to take me to the dawn of time where I will reshape everything! Everything! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/01/15 10:54 AM
... my cough medicine
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/14/15 05:33 AM
quite a lot of mashed potatoes.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/14/15 09:19 AM
A double chocolate stout!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/14/18 02:00 AM
...shin splints.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/14/18 10:42 PM
...another alibi. This is the kiss off toots >bang!<
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Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/17/18 04:06 PM
...webbed toes.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/17/18 07:09 PM
... the gift of snark
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/17/18 09:31 PM
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
... issues. Oh, so many issues.
What, you mean like a comic collection...?
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/17/18 11:24 PM
... a comic book therapy group.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/18/18 01:10 AM
...an empty place where my ex used to sleep
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/18/18 01:10 AM
... my five fluffy little dogs
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/18/18 01:20 AM
...Al. Mr. Al Co Hol!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/18/18 01:36 AM
... early onset alzheimers.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/18/18 03:31 AM
... my self-righteous opinions.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/18/18 10:48 AM
...the sun in the morning and the moon at night.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/19/18 11:18 AM
... the wind at my back
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/19/18 07:41 PM
... the wind beneath my wings. Well, I can make farting noises with my armpits which is much the same thing.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/23/18 10:39 PM
...a pithy hat.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/24/18 07:09 PM
... got plenty of nothing and nothing's plenty for me
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 02/27/18 12:45 AM
... me, myself and I
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/03/18 01:41 PM
...memories of good times.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 03/03/18 02:01 PM
... a ring of fire. The Pacific ring of fire!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 05/20/18 08:43 PM
liver spots.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 05/20/18 09:14 PM
My imaginary friend
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 05/20/18 09:34 PM
... delusions of grandeur.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 05/24/18 11:44 AM
... all the money in the world, but nobody to share it with. But I wouldn't want to share with you...
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/21/18 04:00 AM
...525,600 minutes
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/21/18 07:43 AM
... fingermouse!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/21/18 12:14 PM
... an apple a day to keep you away
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/21/18 02:28 PM
....heartburn.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/21/18 03:35 PM
... to say that I am pretty independent.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/21/18 04:05 PM
... hundreds of military toys, remote controlled to do my bidding as General Jumbo!
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/23/18 11:37 PM
.... another option.
Re: I DON'T NEED YOU, I HAVE ____________________ - 06/24/18 06:17 PM
… a robot duplicate of you, created by my pal Brainy.