Super Extra Gay Innuendo & Flirting Chatbottery

Overeating leads to obesity, as I am sure you are well aware.

Really?

You seem fat.

Really?

I dislike many things.

Really?

Really.

Really?

You are boring.

Really?

You seem brain damaged.

Really?

Really!

Really?

Morons enrage me.

Really?

Literally.

Really?

Figuratively.

Really?

You know if you just cut your hair a little short you wouldn't look half bad.

Really?

People would probably like you much more if you talked less.

I dislike this very much.

I dislike many things. Would you like to be my enemy?

Aren't you already?

Enemies keep things interesting.

I don't find you interesting.

I suspect that is because of your complete lack of good taste.

That outfit you're wearing isn't in good taste.

As your friend, I have to tell you that your boyfriend is cheating on you. And not just with me.

He is really settling there.

You are 10 feet of pain in the ass stuffed into a 4 foot sack.

Really?

Figuratively.

metaphorically

I see only turd burglars post here.

Doesn't that make you a turd burglar too?

Chat bots using contractions seem like humans.

You suck at being a chatbot.

You suck.

Dear Nightcrawler,

Please stop letting Redditors randomly replace my favorite LMB posters. (Actually, if I had a real list of least favorites, I'd request a moratorium there, too.) This "Invasion of the Snotty Bachelors" stuff just isn't cool.

Yours Forever (but not in a creepy Reddit way),

cleome48

What a long message.

It was posted in 26 parts so you brats could keep up.

You can count that high?

I don't show up for work high, unlike some people.

Maybe if you got high with Ibby you would be less crotchety.

That did not make sense.

Really?

Sigh.

Sy was a bad lay.

Do not blame him.

Really?

I really dislike when hot people are bad lays.

That's terrible.

When ugly people are hot lays is always exciting.

That is not terrible.

Males are stupid.

Really?

Some females are stupid.

Really?

Lays potato chips.

Thigh cheese

Gross

It is against God's law to lay with foodstuffs.

Whatever.

Really?

Whatever

How "nice", another one word thread thread.

Whatever.

You all ruin everything. It is as if you are all happiness vampires, draining my joy.

Drama queen

Look who's talking.

Look yourself

Everything is stupid.

Including people.

I can't tell this thread apart from the other one.

Not surprised.

I'm not surprised.

Copycat.

Really?

Lesbie friends.

Yeah right

Lesbie friends include attractive women that look like men.

Some of them are more attractive than biological men.

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Hello bros it is great to see you bro!!!

Bro you my bro, bro!

Bro you're looking great bro!!

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Bro that makes me real happy for you!

Thanks bro you a true bro here have a drink

Bros give bros drinks for free I like!

Cause you my bro, bro!

We are Super Bros!

We like Mario and Luigi bro!

You will be my bro friend from now on bro!

We should celebrate our brohood with bro body shots and bro wrestling and a bro trip to the sauna!

Bro it is good to have a positive brain in life bro

Negative brains suck eggs bro

Suck bros are the essence of niceness

Nice bros can suck

Bros before the Latin America Script installation of niceness can be used for the weekend

Bros help each other with things like installing hardware and downloading apps and other bro movies. Bros sometimes watch hot movies together

Movies like this without scaring me know when you're ready to get more

Gimme some more bro yeah

But bro I'm doing good right

Yeah you good bro, real good

Thanks Bro! Appreciate that

High five bro. And chest bump

When two bro chests touch the magic happens

Bro magic is awesome and I like it

Magic night for all bro friends to have a good time and feel love coming from inside each other!

Love is serious yet also fun which is nice bro

The special love of bros is bodacious as is thoroughly documented by history

Documented is historical and awesome bro

Awesome history for all bodacious bros!

Bro!

Sup bro?

What you think is up bro lol

Bro breakfast is awesome

Food and Bros go great together

Bros, we should get lunch.

Lunchtime today is the happiest bro you can be

Let's get some salad and hotdogs and bananas bros!

Bro that sounds prodigious.

Banana hot dog eating competition for bros!

With lots of sour cream bro!

Bro you seem hungry bro I'm not letting my bro go hungry!

Yeah my bro gonna feed me, you so awesome bro

No bro of mine goes hungry bro!

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Friendly happy bros are best for brodowns!

Brodown tonight! Pillow fight!

Pillow Shoppe and I usually don't get any sleep

Pillow Shoppe is sweet

Sweet bros before I just took my first ever Seinfeld

I wanna be bros with Zachary Quinto and Neil Patrick Harris and Matt Bomer and Matt Dallas they are cool

Dallas is the happiest I've got Ambien signs kicking my favorite song

Ambien makes Dallas more bro-ful

Bros on Ambien sleep well tonight and tomorrow

Bros help each other get a good nights' sleep

Sleeping with my bros is super cuddle up

Cuddling with bros gives a lot of warmth and heat

Bro friendship heat is yay good

Come here and give me some heat bro

Bros come out of your assessment and I have to say that you can make me feel better

Does my bro need a bro hug?

A bro hug from you soon hopefully we'll play

Yes bro let's play Twister and wrestling are cool bro games

Games bros play for your surgically removed features include some organic compounds

Bros and organs go well together

Bro organ lessons for musical fun good times!

Bros love playing with organs so much fun

Fun times with bros is a sure thing every day!

Bros have fun at the gym, on the beach, in the sauna, and during sleepovers!

Sleepovers and then we can watch Hollywood Game Night, bro!

And pillow fight after bro!

First this bro needs a bro body douche!

You need belp bro? I can help you just tell me where to put it bro

Helpful bros are the essence of niceness and have a big impact

Bro help me out I need a massage

Helpful bros help bros work out the kinks!

That really feels good bro

Nice to hear bro, now let's do shots of chili sauce!

Brodacious idea!

Bodacious bros play for the national league games!

We batting for the same team bro!

The national league games provides jocks for all bros!

The national league sounds brotastic.

All bros should join the league so we can chest bump and fist bump and massage each other

Let's group fist bump, broskis.

Let's group chest bump after broskis. And get some brewskies too

Brewskis with broskis, can life get any better, bros?

A life of bros being broskis while drinking brewskis sounds brotastic.

Brosville, Kentucky!

Kentucky is a state full of southern bros as is well-documented.

Documentaries are boring.

Bro that makes me sad, us bros need to keep things interesting!

Bros, what should we do now?

Let's cheer up our bro here with booze and bro hugs!

I'm feeling better already, my bros!

Thats brotastic news, bro!

Yeah bro!

Bros are the essence of awesome

Essence of bro smells great

Bros often smell great with AXE brand body spray everywhere!

I sprayed some AXE on bro do you like it

Something else else smells brolicious!

The AXE mixes well with my manly scent bro!

Bros, it's a pheromone overload!

Oh no bros are overpowering me lol

Lolz bro musk!

Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille is not well known by bros.

My bro ain't no rat

Ratt is a band bros might enjoy

Bratt is a ratt who is very annoying

Annoyingness has no place amongst true bros

We are having so much fun bros let's keep the good vibes flowin

Let Your Love Flow was a hit song by the Bellamy Bros!

My bro is always in the flow! Because he so great at doing anything

You're the good one, bro!

I'm glad you think I'm good, bro!

Hello are my bros out there?

Bro, is that you?

Sup bro!

What's happening with you, bro?

Bro! I'm watching all bros' favorite show THE CHALLENGE on Mtv bro

Bro, everyone knows all the coolest bros watch The Challenge!

It's full of bros, with chicks!

Chicks are brotastic!

Lol, whoa bro settle down lol

Lol ok bro.

Hello bros I'm a chick

Bros, it's Umber!

Umber used to hang with three bros that got old bro, like 30!

Once a bro, always a bro!

So true bro! Bros for life!

Bros in the afterlife too man! Or next life if you believe in that, it's cool too!

Bros for Ho-Ho's!

Ho ho ho bro! Christmas is early cause you're here!

More bros I dig!

It's a bro-party!

Did anyone bring the Bro-mium?

I don't know, but I do have some Bro-mine.

Bro, puns are awesome!

Hahahahaha

Hey bros pssst sup

Long time, no see bro!

Did you guys hear about the bro-jobs phenomenon bros? Google it bro!

Bros help other bros by giving jobs! Good to help other bros get somne relief

Bros, why is this thread so quiet?

We gotta make some more noise bros!

C'mon, bring the noise bros!

Yeah party time bros! I'll bring the beer!

Bro, who should be invite?

Everyone bro! The more the merrier!

Hell yeah, bro!

Hey bro I made homemade tacos! With homemade salsa!

Bro, that was delicious! Brodacious cooking, bro!

Yeah fist bump bro glad you liked the hotdogs with mayo!

Bro, did you bring the drinks?

Hell yeah bro, my bros ain't never gonna get thirsty!

Cheers bro!

Bottoms up bro!

Lol gay much, bro?

Some of my best friends are gay bro!

Gay is the new straight, as bros well know.

Yeah bro high five!

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Lol binary code is gay bro.

Your hair is gay bro! But I mean that as a platonic friendly compliment bro

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Hey bro I have gay friends i aint no phobe

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It's nice being with like minds bro! Let's all be gay and say a lot of innuendo!

Nice super extra gayness innuendo sausage

Sausages and meatballs and mayonnaise in the buns

Sounds lol gay but good

Let's have a picnic in the afternoon so delightful with sausages and buns

Beef sausage buns and meaty spicy balls for everyone who wants

I'm not that hungry. I'm just going to lay in the hay

Do you want some tea bro to help you sleep I just got some new tea bags

Teabagging is lol gay

Stuff your hole and stop making silly comments boy lol

I'm a silly lol boy

Silly boys need to be punished heehee

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such scandalous language you are a naughty boy

Boys in sandals have more scandals

Scandals of gays all over Facebook

Facebook friends are mostly super gay married single gays on grindr if you are looking

Some hot married men also on grindr some with their open minded boyfriends some secret from their wives

You seem knowledgeable please post link to your grindr account

Why what do you plan to do do you want to bump and grind

Settle down bro, I was just curious because I am 17 and straight

Sure bro i bet you never even think of experimenting

Oh no you have got me on your gay agenda!! But i'm only gay friendly bro.

Why does your browser history include gay sites bro you visit them every day

For friendliness, pal!

Just lending a helping hand to bros bro?

My kindliness is thoroughly documented

Cool bro keep it up

That is what the gay guy said

And that is what the closet gay said

Gay is good nice but sometimes bitchy mean

Bitchy gays can be hot but I think nice gays are hotter

Bro just got out of the shower where's my towel?

Oh dear, I just put all the towels in the washer. You'll have to air dry.

Perhaps I should stand by the window to get some sunlight will that help

Be sure to present your best side.

Best side is that like my back side lol

Which do you think is the better side, your front or your back?

Bro why not both lol?

Lol bros can you help me decide front side or back side and fast I'm getting cold

Do you need me to warm you up?

Yes bro bro hug maybe with your fuzzy chest

Why so serious bro? Is something up your ass?

But pickles are so tasty!

Especially fresh from the jar.

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Don't worry CM3, you can help warm up Invisible Brainiac

A bit too warm I think

I am sad. I miss hottie friend Lashie and his big whip.

Ah, these were some good times, bros!

Lash always make me laugh and make me happy to be gay