Not to be mistaken for distressed jeans.

Although a tumble in an acid bath and some light ripping and fraying at the knees and butt would indeed distress an emu...

Emu reaction

(awaits comic cover post)

I'd be distressed too.

That's a double post score.

Obviously distressed e-mu.

"Bitch, I'm FABULOUS!"

I was going to start my own large bird thread, but they said I should emu-late others.

I just couldn't help myself. Sorry! But I had to do it. If not, the gnu was going to hurt me. So with that I present...

And to make up for that...

Much better than Gnu Wave.

KITTY!

Still more dignified than that golf cart/floor polisher race at the finale of Space Mutiny.

Sorry, I thought this was the Deliriously Impressed Nuns! thread.

Sorry, nothing to see here.

Flamingos are, as is well known, closely related to emus.

Flamingos are, as everyone knows, Flamins on the move.

Flamins are, as is recorded, those annoying cousins of emus and ostriches that nobody ever inbvites to family gatherings anymore.

Sweet Lash never got to enjoy the crime fighting duo of Limu Emu and officer Doug... that makes me sad.

Mickey is Mellow Yellow.