At least Shondell had an excuse.

Chad Rad is the Cobalt Kid of Scream Queens!

I'm kinda the Boone if Boone was 40ish!

'Course, I learned to not touch straight guys' wieners years ago! Unless they ask first. Then it would be impolite NOT to.

Dammit. I don't want to be creepy gay Jimmy Olsen.

Hmm... maybe I'm Mr. Playlist?

Mr. Playlist is great so yes!

I kept thinking Boone was a lot like a Lash written fumetti about Lash!

Ummm TOTES!

Bunny.

Pancake.

Seriously... if Chanel #2's phone had autocorrected her "Whaaat?" to "Quasar?", then I'd have known for sure you were writing it!

Me in the writer's room:

"Look, no one's gonna CARE how Boone managed to pull that stunt off, HE'S HOT.

And nobody's gonna care what Grace's dad is suddenly a professor of... but it's PLAYLISTS. He's Prof Playlists!

And my favorite characters will talk in the third person, THUS COMMANDS MLLASH!"

Can somebody please explain to me what you guys are talking about?

Scream Queens. It's our jam.

Oh, right.

I saw the commercials, and found them a turn-off. I'm not a fan of post-modern horror, or whatever the current terminology is.

But if you guys like it, have a ball.

Thanks for the explanation, EDE.

^^You know what would've made that scene better? If it were directed by Michael Bay, the greatest director of all time!

I wasn't very happy when I was 22. Can we fast forward to 23 please?

Too late for Blondie!

Hmm... I'm a bit worried that Fickles isn't watching this.

I mean... what if she doesn't learn that she shouldn't go skiing on poop lagoons and then she falls in and come springtime there's nothing left of her body?

#cahoots

You freaked out, I drove past in the truck but couldn't stop cause plastic chip doesn't get there on it's own you know.

Hmmmm what are we talking about here??? LOL

WOn't ANY of you come a-running?!?

I'll pretend to be dead! YOU CAN CHOKE ME OUT for at least 60 seconds!

The Dickie Dollar Scholars will come a'runnin', but first they got to get 'roided up, find some baseball bats, head down to the White Stallion and get their drink on!

I blame gym candy!

Poor Caulfield is so disappointed he won't get to be in the limb lovers thread!

Oh noooo! hahahahaha!!

I may slay Liz Daw!

liz Daw will pay!!

Poop Lagoons!

Alas, Scream Queens... you had a lot of eye candy

LOL

I can't believe I missed this post.

Fortunately, EDE's worries were unfounded. I don't do any type of skiing.

It does remind me of a funny bit from MST3K:

Narrator of cheesy b&w skiing documentary: "'SHEE-ING', we are told, is the correct pronunciation."

Joel Robinson: "Yeah? Well, you're full of skit."