'By Damn'

'Hat'

(I threw that second one out there in case Teeds is reading.)

By Damn, where is the "kick McCauley in the behind" button?

By Damn, where is the "restore Legion continuity to the Postboot reality circa Legion Worlds" button?

By damn, where is the "I super Like Fanfie's post" button?

By damn, where is the "get Superman his original costume back" button?

By damn, where is the "I need to lose ten pounds now!" Button?

"By Damn, Where's The 'Do Over For The World' Button?"

By damn, where's the "give me awesome super powers" button?

"By Damn, Where's The 'Let Me Have A Touchscreen Like The Other Kids' Button?"

"By Damn, where's the "wipe out every song Kelly Clarkson ever recorded" button?

"Make Every Day A Holiday" button

"By Damn, Where's The 'guide to open the unbreakable plastic casing surrounding this failsafe' Button?"

The "Get a free sick leave" button

By damn, where's the "Unlimited Almond Tea" button?

By damn, where's the "Eject" button? Not me. You! Buh Bye!

The "unlimited dimsum plus Philippine lime and spicy chili oil" button

By damn, where's the "Panic" button?

(Surprised no one got to this one yet.)

By damn, where is the button for more steak and potatoes and gravy?

By Damn, where's the "Last Night I Dreamed Somebody Loved Me" button?

By damn, where is the button that produces copious amounts of lubricant?

Same for me, but substitute "chocolate" for "lubricant," please.

By damn, where is the button that can put me to sleep whenever I want so I can get over my broken sleep cycle?

"By Damn, Where's The 'villainous mastermind's underwater base self destruct Button?"

By damn, where's the "bring back all our missing posters" button?

By damn, where's the "clone missing posters for 48 hours as per Superboy #206" button?

By damn, where's the "slim me down so I can fit into my only good pair of pants" button?

By Damn, where's the "Erase all copies of Superboy #206 and change Legion history" button?

By Damn, where's the "Turn garbage into gold" button?

By Damn, where's the "War On Xmas" button?

By Damn, where is the "I overslept can we reset the day?!" Button

By Damn, where's the "Clean My Gutters For Free" button?

By Damn, where's the "Get Well Immediately" button?

By Damn, where's the "pay off all my debt" button?

By damn, where is the make me wide awake as though I have had enough sleep button????

By damn, where's the "Your choice of home-baked pie" button?

By damn, where's the "instant wake up even without coffee" button?

By damn, where's the "make my package materialize now" button?

By damn, where's the "clean up all the pet poop!" button

By damn, where's the "set up my room now" button

By damn, where's the "reset time to Friday night" button?

By damn, where's the "Quick-cut to Election Day now and put us out of our misery" button?

By damn, where's the "Vote cleome into office"?

By damn, where's the "Make me a US citizen so I can vote for cleome" button?

By damn, where's the "What Would Percy Mayfield Do?" button?

FOUND IT!

By damn, where is the "I need faster Internet now!!!" Button

By damn, where's the "Legion comic now!!!" Button?

By damn, where is the "end last song syndrome" button

By damn, where's the "Good Hair Day" button?

By damn, where's the "Clean The zits off my face" button?

where's the "Superman vs. Batman Trailer Discussion Thread" button?

By damn, where's the "please let the movie not suck" button

By damn, where's the "Sorry, too late, it already does" button?

Oh, wait. Here it is.

*sob* let me hold on to hope for just a little bit longer!

By damn, where's the "Delete Mayo" (from my sandwich since the @#!&* restaurant can't understand simple @#!&* instructions) button?

By damn, where's the "turn that mayo into the condiment of cleome's choice" button?

(I would turn it into mustard or hot sauce)

By damn, where's the "find the affordable apartment in NYC" button?

By damn, where's the "find a city that has low cost of living, high quality of life, equal rights for LGBT including marriage and adoption, a mild climate but with four seasons, and is far enough away that my family won't randomly visit me every year so I can live happily ever after with Blaze" button????

By damn, where's the "find a way to move Ibby to California" button?

By damn, where's the "You are awesome Stalgie, high five" button?

Aw, shucks.

By damn, where's the "get all these chores done so I can go back to bed!" button

By damn, where's the "Go Vegetarian (Without Pissing Off Your Spouse)" button?

By Damn, where's the "reduce the calories in all the yummy holiday food" button?

By damn, where's the "evolve my dog so he can speak English" button?

By damn where is the "get me into graduate school" button?

By Damn, where's the "Instant Recovery from Legion Burnout" button, so I can finally finish all my incomplete Legion fanfics, and maybe even re-join the Legion re-read at some point?

By Damn, where's the "get me through these exams so I can enjoy life again" button?

By damn where is the "hug my friends from afar" button?

By Damn, where's the "summon hordes of writers and hypnotists to complete Fickles' fanfics, but make her think she did them so she gets herself back to the rereads thread where she's missed" button?

By damn where is the "clear the road if traffic" button?

Awwwww...thanks, Thoth.

By Damn, where's the "Make Marvel treat Peter David like a king and give him a much better gig than Spidey 2099, and help him bring back Fallen Angel from oblivion" button?

By damn where is the "get me out of this reunion" button

By damn, where is the "give me a free hot meal" button?

By damn where is the "do my Christmas shopping for me" button?

By damn where is the "mute" button?

I forgot I ever started this thread, so I guess now I need the "Refresh Memory" button.

"By Damn, Where's The ''Button Making" Button?"

"By Damn, Where's The "Make Busy-Bodies Stop Butting Into Others' Business" Button?

"By damn, where's the 'Flush' button?

"By damn, where's the 'Free Deep Tissue Massage' button?"

"By damn, where's the 'ejector seat' button"?