Hm. I wonder if they're hiring?

For Paladin... (re: Shitty Thread Titles)

That's a gangsta bird

This is how every teenager ever has felt.

All that sign needs is some birdshit on it to deliver the coup de grace!

Yes! In the same place as the Watchman blood splatter!

Bird probably wants compensation for using his image.

I was going to take the case, but the bird wanted to be paid in fish heads that have been in the sun for at least 4 hours.

...or the poop de grace.

Poop from the late Princess Grace? I'll bet Marlon Brando had it among his collection of celebrity poop jars.

^^^^ I disbelieve in Gusty Winds. I rolled a 14.

This is the sign they always put up when Space Ranger is having bratwurst and Michelob chasers!

Is there a new furry friend at the Cobie household??

So mysterious. Remaining here on Earth? At the cash? On remaining stock?

Probably best attended on drugs.

Echo Park is near Echo Beach. Far away in time.

I had a poet round once for dinner. He really was quite amusing and even helped with the dishes after. Nevertheless, they may be on to something about the empire being an illusion and all that.

Shouldn't "The Casket" come after "Senior Living"?

I'm not keen on something called the Harvester being before it either!

Too funny, this is my favourite so far FC, bravo!

Who's got a museum with time travel? We do.

For fans of bad translation, more of these are available at this Daily Mail article.

I'd be so sorry to step anywhere near that grass in case I woke it up. Tippy Toes. Brilliant deterrent.

Not clicking on the Daily Alarmist link though. They'd just tell me that the innocent, tiny sleeping grass had been kidnapped by immigrants or something to upset me. Muppets.

Well, I don't know why you'd be upset by an endless stream of vapid celebrities in bikinis. Who may be kidnapped by immigrants... or crazy mums... or second-rate royals....

It's those bikinis in the hands of "insert whichever group the paper is moaning about this week" that upsets me Cramer. Poor, innocent garments

Clearly their website has become like all the other media outlets. Vacuous clickbait. Only in this case, the paper was much like that anyway.

"Is Celeb X's body beach ready?"

I dunno. I guess if it was get up ready, have breakfast and get dressed ready and didn't have other things to get ready for that day, it could well be.

Hand made, but inspired. From the back of a strip mall in Shelburne, NS. I didn't look in the dumpsters to see if there were any dead bodies.

Do not blame me for this awful name choice.

I was so disappointed.

Talk about false advertising! Or is this some sort of Schrodinger's Cat experiment?

Wow, I hadn't thought of the Casket in years (since I no longer live in NS). That's awesome that small independent papers are still making a go of it somewhere (vs. here in NB where Irving has a media monopoly).

Quis...maybe you've seen these yourself. One is located in Salem and the other in Wakefield, MA.

Uh guys...guys...Guys! I have a really bad feeling about this.

Ok I might have an issue with this restaurant.

The reptiles have figured it out.

[blinks]

I didn't know that Gary Larson had taken up photography. Well, good for him!

Ha! That one's funny, Klar!

Also the nuclear power plant and spider farm combo. Who thought that was a good idea? Spider-Man wannabes?

When I was bitten by a radioactive spider, I just ended up with extra chin hairs and I needed those draw-string grappler things to pull them out because regular tweezers kept breaking.

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