Jeez, the world ends and a few posters are erased from reality, and suddenly everyone is up in arms! The statues are beautiful, you're going to love them!
Easy for you to say - you only died in the collapse! Some of us were thrown down into BattleLegionWorld, the pitiful remains, for years until Nightcrawler was able to give the Mad Trommite a ham-on-rye to remake things mostly as they were!
I treasured my Cobalt Kid mantlepiece-action figure for many years. Contrary to rumors, my then-future spouse wasn't jealous. It's just that I had to move, and the new digs had no fireplace and no mantle! [wipes solitary tear]
I arranged to buy an diner napkin autographed by Cobalt Kid back in '97, y'know, from before the accident. Sure, I was a lot poorer financially, but so much richer to have it in my hands. But there was a shower of rain, and the signature stained and then ran from the napkin. Like my tears moments later...>sniff<
Cobie's picking out a thermos for me... not an ordinary thermos, you see... but the extra best thermos Cobie can buy with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.
It's well known in conspiracy circles that Cobie has changed the timeline on numerous occasions by romancing famous women of different eras. If he hadn't broken Florence Nightingale's heart, she would never have fled to the Crimea to forget him.
Steve Martin stares deeply into the crackling winter fire in Professor Xavier's study. The others would be there soon. but he always liked to get there early. To put on his face. To be the best Jerk he could. "Try not to dwell on it Steve," came the calm but strong voice from behind the Professor's desk. "No expects you to be like him." Steve did not respond. They both knew that Cobie would always be The Jerk, and they were but the shadows of the flame.
I think I moved away nicely from Dave's tape bondage post, without bringing the slightest bit of attention to...D'Oh!
I always thought a mantle looked daft on the costume. Sure, he could put Bat-memorabilia on it. But apart from the odd slap stick moment, was it any good in a fight? Would he listen to reason?