Once, his posting total was a cool 10 000. His last, but hopefully not final, post gave him the purple robes of Trapperdom. But now, thanks to the Great Recount of 2017, Stu's total is 9843!

Looks like we're going to have to come up with ideas to cover for him!

Stu: Look! I am a Time Travelling Time Trapper!
thoth: when?
Stu: Right there!
thoth: what, that second forward?
Stu: That One Mighty Second Against The Weight Of The Universe's Future!
thoth: Like the rest of us do, still have it your way...
Stu: Foolish mortal!

157 posts to get back to Trapper status. Eh, shouldn't take long.

I'm not sure where I was--in the upper 22,800s, I believe--but I seem to have gained almost 500 posts. Must be all that posting in my sleep.

Somnambulist Lad!

In case Stu returns and tries to reduce someone to protoplasm, only to find his Trapper powers have deserted him, we need to come up with a way of creating such a substance quickly. But how?

Stu is like the Great Pumpkin of Legion World. If we keep invoking his name and sleep in a pumpkin patch, maybe he will appear . . . but only on Halloween.

The awe inspiring rumours of the Returning Trapper*, should indeed keep people looking too closely at the post count.


*Not to be confused with another leathery textured orange object coming back: The Returning Trump.