Rejected Ideas for Inane MMB Threads...

I was going to start a "Words that used to rhyme but no longer do so" thread, but I decided against it.

"Inane 300-word Posts" would never get off the ground--just sounds too...nane?

I'll have to resurrect my "Inane 1000 word posts" thread!

This thread has borne unexpected fruit!

Don'tcha just love inane 100 that rhyme with male genitalia?

Wait, there were ideas for this board that were rejected?

And who rejected them?

Haven't you heard?

MMB thread are incredibly cliquish.

I was going to suggest an inane thread about space-doughnuts, but I already started one - so I rejected its revival.

I understand that the rejected second space-doughnut thread is starting to get a cult following among small post-count posters.

The Visigoth Flirting Thread was rejected.

As was the "all posts must be in that African clicking language" thread

Which is too bad, since I'm very fluent in that langauge. And I can ususally spell it pretty well too.

I wonder what the vote was for the 'All inane pronouns thread'. That seems like something more akin to whats going on in the MMB. Perhaps its needed to be sexed up?

For the record, there is nothing inane about pronouns.

Sure. Proverbs on the other hand ...

"Which LMBer is really a green alien lizard?" - rejected because I don't really want to know.

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
"Which LMBer is really a green alien lizard?" - rejected because I don't really want to know.

The obvious answer: "Vee".

The All Brother Power the Geek Thread. Rejected because ... who cares?

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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
The All Brother Power the Geek Thread. Rejected because ... who cares?

It was rejected only because we will be seeing the Brother Power the Geek forum someday soon.

Right after the Prez forum, right?

1001 things to do with POV's pants.

I can't believe that was rejected.

I also can't believe nobody thought of that one until now.

Well, it was better than "1001 things to do in POV's pants."

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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
Well, it was better than "1001 things to do in POV's pants."

*shudders*

If your happy and you know it post a ham!

One ham comin' up:

Just today I was going to start a groovy game thread called "Moby, Moby Dick, or Super-Moby Dick of Space?" in which you guys would have to determine whether a particular quote came from a Moby lyric, from the Melville novel, or the classic Legion tale!

But since apparently none of you are Moby Dick fans, I decided not to start it.

If you made it "Moby, Moby Dick, Moby Grape, or Super-Moby Dick of Space," it might have a shot.

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Just today I was going to start a groovy game thread called "Moby, Moby Dick, or Super-Moby Dick of Space?" in which you guys would have to determine whether a particular quote came from a Moby lyric, from the Melville novel, or the classic Legion tale!

But since apparently none of you are Moby Dick fans, I decided not to start it.

I'm surprised you thought one of us ever listened to Moby before!

A Moby song without a Gwen Stefani visual is akin to doing your taxes!

Great Scott! Is there some sort of blood feud between Cobie and the entire Melville clan?

(Er... Moby takes his stage name because he's somehow related to Herman Melville...)

The "let's sing the praises of pickled herring" thread!

I thought about starting up "the Marvelicious Marvel Thread" but having already been shunned once, by the Amish, I thought better of it.

Hmm... "101 Things Ram Boy Might Have Done to be Shunned by the Amish" actually sounds like a pretty good thread!

Reason #83 involves pickled herring, I hear.

Reason #42 had something to do with liking a Weird Al Yankovic video.

I think "100 ways to eat soup" wouldn't make it...

Silly 'Boot!

It should be 101 ways to make soup! That would do the trick!

"Library Recommendations For Legion Worlders!"

That, we do not need.

Alt-IDs say what we really think.

The "1001 greatest things that only I know about the supremacy of Dawnstar and whatever you think is wrong thread"

The "Guess My Social Security Number" thread

"Let Lardy predict your future by reading your bowel movements!"

101 Odd Smells likely emanating from the MMB!

Oh, sorry, I had gas and this seemed like the most appropriate place to come for relief, since it's most unlikely to be noticed here.

Yeah, this is where I come when I need to, uh, nevermind...

101 ways to violate the Legion World User Agreement without Gary ever finding out

"Inane One-Letter Posts"

"Welcome to LW Mark Waid Lad!"

Use of punctuation marks in the threeboot.

"The Flow Chart Thread!"

As in: Don't make me break out the Flow Chart!

The All "Pro-Oil Companies Thread"

The long awaited All New!! All Great!! LMB series written by Mike Grell and pencilled by Jim Shooter!

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Originally posted by Yellow Kid:
"Welcome to LW Mark Waid Lad!"

Who the frak needs "BOOM! Boy"... We've -still- got Barry visiting for conversation on The Order!

The Legion World Group Therapy and Role Playing Thread.

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
The Legion World Group Therapy and Role Playing Thread.

That was rejected?

It was rejected when Therapist Lad swallowed the six-sided dice.

"Who's When on Legion World?"

"The All Cobalt Kid's So Modest Thread"

"3008: The Ultimate Ultimate Meet-Up"

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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
"3008: The Ultimate Ultimate Meet-Up"

Now this is one we should definately have! Those of us with time travel capabilities will have a blast!

That'll also give some LWers time to make up their minds...

The Let's All Go To The Dieter's Support Thread And Debate Which Is Better, Cake or Pie? Thread

Your favourite comics featuring giant chickens (would be transferred to Inane Dr. Gym'll's Threads)

The all empty post thread.

The Thread thread

The (any animal but a bunny) with (any breakfast food except a pancake) on its (any anatomical area except its head) thread.

The Legion Worlders most likely to conform to a facist rule thread!

The "Favorite Banned Posters" Poll!

The All Ugliest use of the old "using your Alt ID to flirt with a newbie" thread!

The Battle of the Threads: Inane Words vs Scary Monsters

The "Celine Dion Lovers Unite!" Thread

The Let's All Replace The Election Tyrant With a Sock Puppet Who'll Do Our Bidding Thread

followed the next day with...

The Let's All Choose a Sock Puppet to Replace the Deposed Election Tyrant Thread

and 10 minutes later...

Let's Just Reinstate The Election Tyrant and Forget Any of This Ever Happened Thread

(Ram Boy has just indirectly described Green Lantern "continuity" of the past 24 years)

101 Strange Things about the Number 101

Context without quotes

The "Let's make this thread hit 2000 posts slower than any other!" thread

The "Using Numerology to Find Out What Your Social Security Number Says About You!" Thread

The "things went downhill after they changed 'Lightning Boy' to 'Lightning Lad' " Thread.

The "What Are You Smelling Now?" Thread.

The "Post while wearing an ascot" thread.

The Lard Lad Fashion Column thread.

The Super Investment Bank...of Space!

The All-Flood this Thread with THAT Picture of Lardy Thread

The Let's Activate NSPD-51 on Legion World Thread!

Guess What Thread is Going to be Posted to Next?

Zero Post Posters Club

The All "Why My Political and Religious Beliefs are Right and Yours are Wrong" Thread

The "Julie Newmar must be STOPPED!" Thread

The "Julie Newmar must be Started" Thread

"Let's Drill on Antares XII for Oil!"

Quislet's 101 favorite tomato recipes thread.

The Lad Boy/Cobalt Kid sobriety-and-chastity advice thread

The "What's your favorite letter of the alphabet and please do not duplicate someone else's answer" thread.

The "Society for the Funding and Transmutation of The Legion Stories into Classical Operatic Masterpieces" Thread

-or-

The "How I Learned to Love a Really Chubby Saturn Girl Being Wooed by Placido Domingo in a Bustier" Thread

The "Cobie's great moments in humility" thread.

The "Communicate using only song lyrics -showtunes edition" thread

The "Have we ever seen (enter name of character) in a Lesbian comic?" thread

The post-your-comments-here thread for the My-favorite-color-for-a-nelly-cap Poll.

The "Only post here if your avatar and username are from eras before our own" thread

The "01001100 01100101 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01100101 01111000 01110100" Thread

The "Things I saw on a bathroom wall and can repeat here," thread.

I was trying to come up with a game called "Misclassing Caustics", but to no avail.

The "What Used To Comprise The Top of Ram Boy's Head?" Thread.

The "Fluffy Kitten Deaths in Novels" thread.

"The All-Let's Analyze the Contents of the Toilet Bowl After Lardy Takes a Dump" thread.

The "Pictures of Member's Members" Thread

The Undermine the Dieter's Thread

The Thread of Threads Thread

Fan Artists Draw Fan Art With The Wrong Hand Thread

What voices do you hear in your head when *you* post?

Post Others' Lyrics And Credit Them To Yourself Along With Lots of Hot-Linking Thread*

*Aka the "Let's Watch Nightcrawler Tear Out His Hair" Thread

The Random Cereal Box Ingredients Thread

The Sure You Can Tell Me Where To Score Some Weed I Swear I'm Not With The Police Thread

The Let's Discuss the US Tax Code Specifically TITLE 26, Subtitle J, CHAPTER 99, Subchapter B, PART II, § 9706, Paragragh (d), Subparagraph (2), Subsubparagraph (b) Again Thread

The All-Amway-Sales-Support Thread

The Naked Pictures of Orson Welles Thread.

The "Let's All Flirt Like a Horny Carthaginian Sailor" flirting thread.

The "101 Reasons to Keep Smoking Cigarettes!" thread.

The "1 Degree of Charles Manson" Thread.

The "Posting While On Crystal Meth" Thread

The "Tip Jar For Dan Didio's Ninth Vintage Sports Car" Thread

The "101 Reasons Why MLM's Are Awesome" Thread

The "Fun Crafts to Make n' Do with your Old Comics" Thread

The "Why the Legion Should Never Have a Series AGAIN!" Thread

The "Where Would My Occupation be Found in the Dewey Decimal Classification System?" Thread.

BTW, 020.

Damn all those no-spewing naysayers, Rocky! That thread would surely have given the Mission Monitor Board all the excitement and glamor it's been missing since the collapse of the "Glamor and Excitement" thread.

The "All Interlac Poetry Slam" thread.

The "Pictures of Blind MMB'ers FOR Blind MMB'ers" Thread.

The "Wet's Aww Post Wike Ewmer Fudd" Thwead

"Soft, what wight thwough yonduh window bweaks" - Wiwwiam Shakespeawe

The "Inanity Will Eat Itself" Thread

The "Innovative Uses for String Cheese" Thread

1001 roadkill recipes

1001 Roadkill Recipes Featuring Innovative Uses for String Cheese!

The "Uh, I'm Pretty Sure That's Not String Cheese" Thread.

The "I can't believe its not string cheese" thread

The "Best Places To Pick Up Government Cheese" thread

The "Best Places to Pick Up Elected Government Officials (besides public restrooms)" thread.

The "Public Restroom Fixture Discussion" thread.

The "Interesting People I've met thanks to the bathroom wall" Thread.

The "Name That Religious Figure In The Stain On The Bathroom Ceiling" Thread.

The "Which Legion World Members Are Probably Going To Burn Like A Charcoal Briquette In Hell" Thread.

The "Jesus Lad Superloves You" Thread

The "Hey, let's see if we can get Valor worship recognized as a real religion!" thread.

The "Buy My Black Market Holy Relics From Fictional Religions" Thread

"The All-Flabby Manbreasts Discussion Thread"

The "What I've Learned from Sudoku" thread.

The "Does this look infected to you?" Thread.

The "Favourite Jerry Lewis Moments" thread.

The Judd Winick Fanclub thread

"Let's Reboot Legion Yearly!" thread.

The Sentient Manboobs Fanclub.

The Pile of Boone Family Records At The End of This Thread.

The Sentient Man-Baobabs Thread

The "Silly Choir Jokes" Thread

The "Dream Girl Must Die" thread

The "Favorite Penguin Recipes ... of Space" thread

The "Bring Lost Girls and The Very Best of Hellblazer To the Kids' Summer Reading Program Near You" Thread

The "Greatest Moments in Yodeling" Thread.

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Originally posted by cleome:
The "Bring Lost Girls and The Very Best of Hellblazer To the Kids' Summer Reading Program Near You" Thread

The little darlings would be signing up by the thousands if that ever came to fruition.

The "Persons Endowed with a 12-Inch Penis Support Thread"

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:

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Originally posted by cleome:
[b]The "Bring Lost Girls and The Very Best of Hellblazer To the Kids' Summer Reading Program Near You" Thread

The little darlings would be signing up by the thousands if that ever came to fruition. [/b]

Hey! You can't say "fruition" in front of the kids!!

The "DIY-At-Home-Depilation Photos" Thread

The "I had to look up 'depilation'" thread.

The 'I can't believe that there's anything *we* actually reject' thread.

"Rethreaded: The Very Best of the Rejected Ideas from the "Rejected Ideas for Inane MMB Threads""

The "Ideas So Hoity-Toity That They Preemptively Rejected Us" Thread

The "Trimming Off The Poison Part of The Fugu Fish Is For Sissies" Thread

The "Cruciferous Vegetables in 19th Century English Literature" Thread.

The "DC Comics that came out ahead-of-schedule" thread.

The "Awesome Pin-Ups of Power Girl In The Time Trapper's Robe" Thread

The "Sing Along With Philip Glass" Thread

The "Oh god, Loser Lad is back" thread

The All Rug-Cleaning Thread.

The "Is Lou going to appear today on October 9, 2009?" thread

The "Mix Explosives At Home For Fun & Profit" Thread

The "Sexy Swimwear You Can Make At Home With Funyuns" Thread

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
[b]"Which LMBer is really a green alien lizard?" - rejected because I don't really want to know.

The obvious answer: "Vee".[/b]

Quoted because this joke now references a hip, current event rather than something obscure and twenty years outdated!

The "Let's Think Up Fun New Ways To Kill Karate Kid" Thread

The "Favorite Poisoned Halloween Candy Stories" Thread

The "How to Put Razor Blades in Apples" Thread.

The "Tasty Seasonal Confections Containing Razor Clams" Thread

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Originally posted by cleome:
The "Sing Along With Philip Glass" Thread

"What Is Your Favorite Tooth In Your Mouth."

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Originally posted by cleome:
The "Sing Along With Philip Glass" Thread

Is he any relation to George Glass?

The All-"Imaginary" Imaginary TV Characters Thread, featuring George Glass and Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle .

The Name Rickshaw1's AltId's thread...

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Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
The All-"Imaginary" Imaginary TV Characters Thread, featuring George Glass and Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle .

Post if you are a character who's existence was wiped out (ala Chuck Cunningham on Happy Days) thread

The All Failed TV Show Spinoffs Thread (now featuring "Joanie Loves Chachi" and "Hello, Larry")

The "Miscasting The Legion Movie/Series" Thread (featuring Scott Baio as Cosmic Boy, Erin Moran as Saturn Girl, etc...)

"Topics I Don't Really Care About" thread

(hat tip Cobie!

)

The "Miscast the LMBP Movie" Thread (featuring Sydney Poitier as Cobalt Kid and Sophia Loren as Pov)

The "There's Nothing Subliminal [Linked Image]

Going On Here!" thread

The "Beginners Tobacco Abuse Support" Thread

"Fox Foot Fetish Forum"

the " WARNING!: Legion World is actually a Government Conspiracy to Take Over Your MINDS and I Could Prove It, Too, If They Wouldn't Keep Rejecting this Damn Thread!" thread

The "Buy My Badly-Rendered DC-verse Tentacle 'Romance' Drawings So I Can Fund My Two Weeks In Hawaii" thread

the "Let's examine the contents of Lardi's stools" thread

The "Profane and/or Scatological Words That Rhyme" thread

"The excusive thread for all those Legion Worlders who've always abstained from drinking alcohol and are never tempted by unhealthy foods"

The "How Bluewater Helped Me Break Into Comics!!" Thread

"Post here to show your love of the great artist known on this Earth as Michael Bolton and his beautifully inspiring music"

"The All Seedless Cucumber Husbandry Thread"

The "Precious Moments Legion Figurines" Thread

The "Increasingly Sacriligeous Posts" Thread.

The "Post A Link To Your Birth Certificate So We Know That You're Really Allowed To Run For LMB Office" Thread

The "Hey, let's all compare our social security numbers!" thread.

The "Methods of growing square watermelons" thread.

The Bizarro-Bizarro Thread

"Why My Brother Failed His 5th Grade Spelling Test"

"Other Tests Sarcasm Lad's Brother Failed in 5th Grade"

"When did Sarcasm Kid become Sarcasm Lad?"

"When Did Sarcasm Kid Become The Center of Attention?"

And

"Why Does Sarcasm Kid Have to Beg For Opinions?"

"1001 and one ways to die...or how I killed dedman"

The "Who Needs Health Insurance When We Can Diagnosis and Treat Each Other? thread

"Other Tests Lard Kid's Brother Failed in 5th Grade"

"LW Posters Who Really Aren't Smarter than a Fifth-Grader"

"War...what is it good for?" thread

"Absolutely Nothing" thread

"Funny oneliners that should have been in The SImpsons" thread

"@ll l337, @ll 73h 71m3" thread

The "Quislet, Esq.'s Cosmic Workshop... of SPACE!!" thread

"Recount your Dreams in Excruciating Detail Here" thread

"Pepper your posts with random foreign words for the sake of annoyance, amigo"

The "Share Your Breast Slip Of The Tongue Moments" thread

or

The "Slip Your Tongues in Here, Legion World!" thread

The "Identifing cats by their posteriors" thread

The "Let's talk about what our poop looked like before we flushed it" thread

The "101 Ways To Serve Wood Alcohol" Thread

The "716 things to do with belly button lint" thread.

"101 consecutive numbers that lead up to 101"

The "Art I Traced From Image Comics And Passed Off As My Own" Thread

The "Rob Leifeld school of art" thread.

The "How To Recreate Your Favorite Liefeld Masterpiece on Velvet" Thread

"Liefeld: The next Will Shakespeare?"

"Dev Revisits The Complete Annotated Masterworks of Kent Shakespeare As Drawn By Rob Liefeld"

"Dev revisits the contents of the toilet bowl after a Lardy bowel movement and still finds them preferable to anything by Rob Liefeld"

"Lardi decides to come clean about what he really ate for dinner, and how it came out so colorful."

The "Ricola Sugar-Free Lemon-Mint Throat Lozenge Appreciation" Thread.

The "Rejected Ideas for the 'Rejected Ideas for Inane MMB Threads' Thread"

"Dev revisits Mr. T and the T-Force"

The "The How Do You Stop the Ricola Echo from Echoing Through Your Head Now That it's Been Implanted By Rockh...He Who Shall Remain Nameless?" Thread

The "Quotes Without Text" Thread

"Inane 312-Word Posts"

The "Madlibs In Ancient Latin or Ancient Greek" Thread

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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[QBI'm surprised you thought one of us ever listened to Moby before!

A Moby song without a Gwen Stefani visual is akin to doing your taxes![/QB]

Hmm... I wonder if now that Cobie is all grown-up and stuff he actually enjoys doing his taxes?

The "Let Cobie do your taxes" thread

<---------Now has a professional do his taxes for him! I'm all invested in stocks, bonds and other things. I even do charitable contributions that give me tax breaks and stuff. Jillikers, whenever I do it myself I don't get as much money...its much more pleasurable when someone does it for you and then you get more money back!

In fact, I wonder why the "Pleasurable things done to you that give you money as well" thread was rejected?

The "101 books Rob Leifeld uses for anatomical reference" thread.

The "Post here if you think the internet should be abolished" thread

The "inane posting thread to drive up your post count" thread. Oh...wait.

The "Pov's pants...fact or fiction debate" thread

The "How many ways does Dev have to bash Rob Leifeld?" thread.

The "Biting your nails while posting" thread!

(Sister thread to Pov's "biting your toenails while posting" thread--he's so agile!)

The "Joy of composting" thread.

The "What did your Bowel Movement feel like?" thread.

The "Random Drug Testing Results" thread

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Great Scott! Is there some sort of blood feud between Cobie and the entire Melville clan?

(Er... Moby takes his stage name because he's somehow related to Herman Melville...)

Victims of the Melville / Cobie Blood Feud!

The "Everything You Wanted to Know About the Sex Lives of LMBers, But Were Waaaaay Too Afraid To Ask " thread

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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
The "Random Drug Testing Results" thread

Haha, I actually do get drug tested randomly for my work.

The "Talking in medieval swears" thread

The "Drink A Shot of Tequila Each Time Another Poster Indulges In Sexual Innuendo" Thread

The "All YouTube Links of Housecats Playing Theremins, Marimbas, Xylophones and Celestas" Thread

The "Official Cool Whip® Appreciation Thread"

The "LMB Legal Defense Fund To Aid In That Lawsuit General Foods: Owner of Cool Whip® Is Filing Against Our Beleaguered Landlord" Thread

The "I just farted and it sounded like..." thread.

The "Lets discuss CSI:Metropolis" Thread

"Beastiality: Let's Really Discuss It"

The "10,002 ways to say the word The" thread.

The "One thing Rob Liefeld does right" thread.

The "Role of Dairy Products in 19th Century British Literature" thread.

The "Remember That Day When Cobie Didn't Misspell Anything, Even On Purpose?" Thread

The "Ancient Egyptian Literature in original heiroglyphs" thread

The "Low-Cost Scrapbooking With Stuff We Found In The Hospital Dumpster" Thread

The "1001 things the Rob Leifeld drew correctly" thread.

The "Good Nickelback songs" thread

The "1,000,000,000,001 Numbered posts" thread

"Different ways to use Crack" Thread!

The "every post has to be edited due to typing errors" thread. Or has Cobie already done that one?

The "Vote For Which Legionnaire's Parent Dies Next" Thread

The "What I would do on the Jersey Shore" thread

The "All Salt-Water Taffy DIY Dashboard Sculpture" Thread

The "All Butt-Acne" Thread

The "Frederick Wertham appreciation thread" thread.

The "All Anne Murray all the time" thread

"Anne Murray vs. Celine Dion for Legion World fandom supremacy!"

The "That Ke$ha song isn't annoying at all" thread.

The "1001 medical insurance questions you were asked but afraid to answer" thread

The "Let's discuss the merits of having Rob Leifeld draw every comic published" thread.

The "Set Your Insurance Policy To Music" Thread

"Insurance makes me horny!" thread

The "improvements dedman will make to Legionworld if elected" thread

The "Let's make Rob Leifeld the next LMBP Leader" thread

The "1111 ways to get Rob Leifeld out of comics" Thread....actually nix that, its a good idea

The "Raise your hand if you think Brian Michael does not use enough words in his comics" thread.

"Post here if Rob Liefeld Makes You Horny"

The "Pledge One Thousand Dollars To Charity On Condition That Lardi Goes A Day Without His Customary Thread Language" Thread

The "Disgusting smells you have encountered" thread

The "Legalize Cyclamate!" Thread

The "Legalize it and I'll advertise it" thread

The "1001 Uses for ShamWows That Don't Involve Shamming Anything" thread

-

The "What As-Seen-On TV Purchases Have You Been Suckered Into?" thread

The "1001 Uses for Toilet Paper That Don't Involve Cleaning Your Bottom" thread

"Ke$ha Really Adds Cultural Value to Our Lives"

The "Why Ke$ha should NOT be crucified to a giant clock during a lightning storm" thread.

The "Unexpected Plus Side of Unemployment, For Example Being Blissfully Unaware of The Latest Overplayed Future One-Hit Wonder" Thread

The "101 Helpful Tips For Dumpster Diving" Thread*

*Goes really well with the previous rejected thread

The "Tip Jar To Help Bail cleome Out Of Jail For Dumpster Diving" Thread*

*Aw, you know...

The "Let's all smell each other's feet after a long day of work" thread

The "Help Me Pick Out A Convincing Fetish For My Next Alt" Thread

The "Ke$sha is so great she deserves another thread" thread

The "I'm not sure who this 'Ke$sha' is, would someone please tell me!" thread.

(And, no, I really don't want to know!)

The " All lurkers only" thread

The Cast Flava Flav as ... in your favorite show" thread.

Doesn't seem like anything is being rejected much these days ...

<splash>

Hey now. I'm trying here...people just need to post more.

I wasn't pointing my fin in anybody particular's direction ... I'm just as guilty

<splash>

The "Tell your life story in 5 words or less" thread

^Actually, that one is under review and might be accepted! Maybe bump it up to 7 words for variety?

- Thread Approval Committee

The all what a Stinking piece of Garbage Cobalt Kid is thread

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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
The all what a Stinking piece of Garbage Cobalt Kid is thread

Actually, that may have been used at some point.

The "reasons I deserve a statue more than Cobie" thread

The "Help The Plastic Surgeon Pick My New Nose" Thread

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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
The all what a Stinking piece of Garbage Cobalt Kid is thread

The "Don't trust anyone with oversized eyes" thread

The "Come To Our Annual Sure-Shot Bake Sale So EDG Doesn't Run Out Of Bullets By April 15th" Thread

Not an mmb thread, but I briefly considered a "Do you think Agent Bek's first name was Glen?" yesterday, but decided no good could come of it.

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Originally posted by Dev Em:

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Originally posted by Everyday Girl:
[b]The all what a Stinking piece of Garbage Cobalt Kid is thread

Actually, that may have been used at some point. [/b]

Only Once?

The "That Guy From OneRepublic Sounds Really Cool When He Tries a Falsetto" thread.

The nut shot thread

The "All-Take our kids to a donkey show" thread

The "Twelve Years, Seven Months, One Week, and Four Days Ago I (verb)..." thread

The "Panda vs Kangeroo all fighting" Thread

The "Andy Panda vs. Captain Kangaroo Ultimate Fighting" thread

"Return of the Great Spinach / Tomato Controversy" Thread!

The "Lets send money to Tamper Lad using Western Union" Thread.

Ohmygod, Mr Tamper-Puss you've like started a variation of that thread at lest six times I know about.

The "Let's Order PIZZAS! and Have Them Sent to Tamper Lad" thread

The "Otters are the kitties of the sea discussion" thread

The "Guess the Most Commonly Posted Word in the Various Inane One-Word Posts Threads" Contest thread

The "Mark Down The Number Of Times You Think About Sex In The Next 24 Hours And Post The Results Here" Thread

The "Let's do that again, but all-naked, all-gay and with 50% more goats, this time." Thread.

The "Tomato; Fruit or Vegetable?" Thread.

The "Godwin this Thread!" Thread.

The "Daters Support Thread"!

The "Celibacy Support Thread!"

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
The "Daters Support Thread"!

Somewhat tried before!

The "I Used to Watch Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Every Week Because that Marlin Perkins was Such a Hot Stud" Thread.

The "Interesting Mortal Characters from Bewitched (Other than Gladys Kravitz and Larry Tate)" Thread.

The "Debating Hot Studs: Reaching a Final and Lasting Consensus on What Characteristics Should Define the Term in Legion World Culture" thread

The "Sound off about your penis" thread

The "things that tick me off about the above poster" thread

The "Only post in this thread if you're high" thread.

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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
The "Only post in this thread if you're high" thread.

There was a time I would have been posting to that one ALL the time

The "All-Legionnaires based off of Blue Oyster Cult songs" Thread!

"Ask Lardy's Man-boobs"

The "All Words That Rhyme With 'Manboobs' Thread"

The "All pig-Latin, all the time" thread

"Look what I found in Alan Moore's pubic hair!"

The "Upcoming inane thread title" thread

The "All Processed Cheese Food Facial Treatments" Thread

The "All words you can say with body parts other than your mouth" thread.

The "Rutabaga Pie Appreciation Thread".

The "1001 posts counting up to 1001" thread

"The diagramming sentences thread"

The "Total Fitness Hardass Challenge: Slamming Madness X-Treme Workout - Pump! Pump! Pump!" Thread

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Originally posted by Dev Em:
The "1001 posts counting up to 1001" thread

Rule: you can't do them in order and if you accidently post the same number twice, everyone gets to make fun of you.

Now *that* is a thread I can get behind! Since I know none of us have the patience to keep track of it.

That would be fun...but you're right...nobody wants that kind of headache trying to track it. I would also think a thread of mocking those that screwed it up would be in order.

The "Every post in this thread must Contain Celine Dion Song Title" Thread

The "Liberace Appreciation Thread."

The "All-Pics of nasty fingernails and toenails" thread

The "Give me 101 reasons why I shouldn't slit my wrist, or I'm doing it!" thread.

101 places other than a rabbit's head to put your extra pancakes

The "All Karaoke'd '99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall'" thread

The "Kill A Kid, Win An Eisner Award" thread

The "Great Wines of Idaho" thread

The "Walter Mondale Is Smokin' Hot!" thread

The "Why Doesn't Garrison Keillor Appear on TV so We Can Gaze Upon His Lovely Visage?" Thread

The "Who the hell is Garrison Keillor?" thread

The "shhhhhhhh - This Is The Secret Thread Where We Will Devise a Plan to Topple the UN and Reform the League of Nations (minus Canada)" thread

I've unearthed a predecessor thread to this one from the days of Legion World of yesteryear: Posts we\'d like you to NOT make on Legion World!

The All-Unearthed Predecessors Thread

The No Inane Comments Thread

The "You Must Be Awake For Three Days Straight Before Posting To This Thread" thread

101 ways to have fun without sex or alcohol

The "Look What I Found In Paul Levitz' Bank Account" Thread

The "Which Legion character does Keith Giffen hate" Thread.

The "Who Has Gone Without the Longest?" Thread.

The "Sing And Post Lyrics To Dan Fogelberg's 'Longer' In The Foreign Tongue Of Your Choice Thanks To The Fail-Proof Wonder of Babelfish!" Thread

Quote

Originally posted by cleome:
The "Sing Dan Fogelberg's 'Longer' In The Foreign Tongue Of Your Choice" Thread

"Plus longtemps qu'il y a eu des poissons dans l'océan..."

The All-sewing thread

The All-Dick Cavett Thread!

Would you finger the previous poster?

Would you give the previous poster the finger?

Three Cheers For The IRS!

The "Five Fingers Of Tax Evasion" Thread

The "Name, Address, Birthday and Social Security Number" thread

The "I'm Rich! I've Just Gotten a Cashier's Check From My Nigerian Business Partner" Thread.

The "Does This Fifty Look Counterfeit To You?" Thread

The "Antidisestablishmentarianism: The Real Meaning (None of That '60s Stuff)" Thread

The "Grammar Tip of the Day" Thread

The "Kelsey Grammer's Tip of The Day" thread

The "Reminisce about the I'm Not Herb ad campaign" thread

The "Draw And Post Your Favorite Guy Legionnaire In A Bustier" Thread

1,001 other characters who should be in the Legion

The "We don't hear enough about Lardy's manboobs" thread.

The "All Kent-Shakespeare Short Fiction" Thread

The Wonderpoop/Dingleberry Damsel teamup petition.

The "Which Member of the LMB Most Reminds You Of Which Baked Good" Thread

The "List Which LMB Members You Have Gotten Baked With or Would Like to Get Baked With at Some Future Date" Thread

The "Legion on the Run Was Underrated" Thread.

The "Complain about Weird Foot Problems" Thread

The "Let's name politicians we'd like to see dead" thread.

The "Politicians we'd like to see write Legion" thread

The "Which Legionnaire reminds you the most of Sarah Palin?" thread.

The "Pics of Toenail Clippings" thread

"Which State Reminds you the most of the Dominion" Thread?

Hint: it starts with 'Ari'

The "Show Off Your Infection" thread

"Define Inane"

The "All Surefire Hangover Remedies Featuring Clamato" thread

The "Quis' favorite tomato recipes" thread.

The "101 Ways To Mispronounce/Misspell Yildiray Cinar's Name" thread

Lefties unite!

Some people gots no respect...

The "People Afraid of he Le er " " Suppor hread" Thread

( ha would give Cobie an excuse o misspell words, a leas as far as one le er is concerned)

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
The "People Afraid of he Le er " " Suppor hread" Thread

Shouldn't that be: he "People Afraid of he Le er " " Suppor hread" hread?

Quote

Originally posted by Officer Taylor:

Quote

Originally posted by Ram Boy:
[b]The "People Afraid of he Le er " " Suppor hread" Thread

Shouldn't that be: he "People Afraid of he Le er " " Suppor hread" hread?[/b]

Shouldn' ha be:

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Shouldn' ha be: he "People Afraid of he Le er " " Suppor hread" hread?

ouche!

The "Posting While Driving Through A School Zone" thread

The "Which '60s Sitcom Should They Turn into a Broadway Musical?" Thread.

The "Where Has All The Quality Writing of 1970s TV Shows Gone?" Thread.

Post or die - elimination game...

The "Kill The Poster Before You" thread.

Whippersnappers Unite!

The "Best Websites for Luddites" thread.

The "Redacted ideas for Inane MMB Threads" thread

The "Let's Pester Outdoor Miner With Our Credit Card Numbers" thread.

The "Know Your Legion Worlder's PIN Number Game" thread

The "The Tear It Up Like An ABBAer Would - Rock-n-Roll, Rock-n-Roll, Dance, Dance, BABY!" Thread

(actually, I could picture that one, knowing our crowd)

LOL

"Liefeld Cover FACEOFF!"

The "I Wish I Hadn't Drunk That" thread

"101 Things Cobalt Kid wishes he hadn't done!"

The "List Of Acceptable Places To Scratch In Public" thread

The "List of Unacceptable Places To Scratch in Public" thread.

The "Answering Questions with Thoughtful, Informative Answers" thread.

The "Richard Scarry's Huckle Cat for Legion Leader" Thread.

The "Which Childrens Book Characters Should Be 'Improved' A La Blackest Night" Thread

The "Use Your Amazing Mental Powers to Change the Member of the Moment Selection" Thread.

The "Major Depression/Low Self-Esteem" Thread.

The "101 Neat-O Things To Secretly Slip Into Somebody's Coffee" Thread

The "I Hate Nightcrawler" Thread

The "Bear Wrestling for Fun and Profit" Thread

The "Let's Talk Macroeconomics!" Thread

The "'Smexy' '10s/'20s videos" thread.

The "How Many STDs can one Legion Wolrder Get?' Thread.

The "Draw Mustaches On Pictures of LMB Members AND Their Pets" Thread

How Rank Is Your Gas on a scale of 1 to 10?

the ALL-Let's Discuss Ways to Improve Your Looks thread!

The "How to Get Away with Napping at Work" Thread

The "Stop Goofing Around, People!! Talking Legion is Serious Business!!" Thread.

The "101 Ways to Make Certain Nightcrawler Never Gets The Bright Idea To Start Charging Us $1.00 Per Post!" Thread

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Originally posted by Ram Boy:
The "101 Ways to Make Certain Nightcrawler Never Gets The Bright Idea To Start Charging Us $1.00 Per Post!" Thread

??? !!!!
you didn't get the memo? Or look at any recent credit card bills?

One!!! He told me 5$ !!!

The "All Alts Named After RL Serial Killers" thread

the ALL-going through Cobie and Rhino's FACEBOOK FRIEND LISTS and hitting on the hot guys thread!

Jillikers!

The All Words that Rhyme with Jillikers Thread!

The "Pictures of operation scars" thread.

The "Let's Nitpick Historical References in TV Themes" Thread.

to Kent.

The "101 Reasons Why Kent Should Adopt "Sprockman" As His New Surname" thread

The "How The LMB Resorted To Cannibalism (For Fun & Profit)" Thread

The "Real LWers Hate Books and Libraries" Thread

The "Valyooz ov prahpurr spelin" Thredd.

The "21-Day Stick of Butter Diet" thread

The "1001 things you could buy close to home but when to Wal-Mart to buy instead" thread

The "list of characters DC hasn't killed yet" thread.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
The "list of characters DC hasn't killed yet" thread.

That would be pretty short list nowadays

The "<blink>*HIC*</blink> Abin is so drunk that...<blink>*HIC*</blink>" Thread

The "101 Drinks That Taste Better With A Power Ring Dropped In Them" thread

The "Name Real-Life Acquaintances on Whom You Have an Unrequited Crush" Thread.

The "Help Me Facebook Stalk All My Annoying Exes and Near-Exes! Win Valuable Prizes!" thread

"All-Pics of Lardy in a speedo"

"Actual Used-Speedos Worn By Lardlad Now Up on Ebay!"

The "The Horror, The Horror! Bad Music Vid-implants From the 3010s!" thread

The "Bring Back Justin Thyme" thread

The "Free Lindsay Lohan Campaign Petition" thread.

The "Support BP" Thread

The "dedman's EZ Guide To At-Home Fossil Fuel Refining" thread

The "Let's Pester the 911 Operator With Inane Questions" thread

The "End Every Declaration With 'IMO' Thread"

The "Will Clandestinely Post All Giffen Critiques To His Facebook Page For A Modest 75¢ Per Sentence" thread

The "Let's Plan the Next Legion World Gathering at a Convention Giffen'll be at, so that we can Actually Chop off his Fingers and Toes!" thread.

The "Name Your Favorite Keith Giffen Extremity" thread.

The "101 Nice Things To Say About Insurance Industry Executives" thread

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
The "Name Your Favorite Keith Giffen Extremity" thread.

The "Which body part should I name after Keith Giffen?" thread

The "Which body part should I name after Kathy Griffin?" thread

The "DIY-at-home Plaster Cast Your Favorite Extremity Then Post The Results Here" thread

The "Danny Bonaduce should post on LW!" thread

The "It was premature to ban _____" thread ...

The "Fun with the Fibonacci sequence" thread

The "Octogenarian Celebrities Who Should Model the Classic Wonder Woman Costume" Thread.

The Revive this Thread, Thread.

The "Let's talk about rock salt!" thread.

The "Top Ten Legion Worlders You Like To Imagine Having Sex With" thread

The "Favorite Felonies To Commit At Conventions" thread.

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Originally posted by cleome:
The "Top Ten Legion Worlders You Like To Imagine Having Sex With" thread

Actually, I think both Lash and Cobie have started versions of that thread.

I'm just sayin'

The All Goran Bregovich Thread.

The 10 things Ric will not post a rant about thread

Quote

Originally posted by Abin Quank:

Quote

Originally posted by cleome:
[b] The "Top Ten Legion Worlders You Like To Imagine Having Sex With" thread

Actually, I think both Lash and Cobie have started versions of that thread.

I'm just sayin' [/b]

The "Why Did Nightcrawler Take Down My 'Top Ten Legion Worlders That You'd Never Want To Even Imagine Having Sex With' Survey" Thread?

The "Great Quotes From That Underappreciated '70s cartoon, The Funky Phantom" Thread.

The "Rude and Nasty Comments by Rockhopper Lad" Thread

The "Should My As-Yet-Unchristened Male Alt Propose Marriage Online Just So I Can Help Rocky Scam Totally Awesome Free 'Engagement' Gifts From The Entire LMB?" Thread

The "Inane 24 Or 25 Or So Word Post" thread.

The "Should cleome Grow A Beard and/or Mustache?" thread

The "Happy Un-Birthday, guest" thread.

The "Let's Offer the Lurkers Money If They'll Finally Start Posting" thread

The "Let's Offer the Lurkers Money for Sex" thread

The "Let's track lurkers' IP addresses, hunt them down in real life and make them pay!" thread

The "Let's make lurkers pay by forcing them to listen to Nirvana" thread

The "Posting While Coked To The Gills" thread

The "Posting About Angie Harmon's Evilness" thread

The "Nothing But Photos Of My Cats' Hairballs" thread

The "All Cat Hairball Recipes" Thread

The "All Hairball Helper Recipes" thread

The "Pictures Of Cat Hairballs That Look LIke John Oates" thread.

The "Good Grief! Even More Words That Don't Rhyme And Don't Look Like They Rhyme, Either!" thread

The "Do you see Jesus' image in my cat's hairball?" thread

The "At-Home Bronzing Of Sacred Cat Hairballs For Fun & Profit" thread

The "All-youtube Clips of Cats Barfing Hairballs" thread

1,001 ways to change the kitty litter

"Learn To Read The Future In Pans Of Used Kitty Litter For Fun 'N Profit" thread

or

"Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Reading Pans Of Used Kitty Litter"

The "Which Extremity Should I Have Pierced Next?" thread

The "Which Legionnaires earned deposits in your 'spank bank'?" thread

The "Let's Convince Joyce DeWitt to join Legion World!" thread.

"The All-Lana the Horny Cougar" thread

The "Who should have died in the blind school fire?" thread

The "Why I love dealing with idiots" thread.

The "Lardy's etiquette advice" thread

Quote

Originally posted by Chief Taylor:
The "Which Legionnaires earned deposits in your 'spank bank'?" thread

The "All Hail the Lost Art of Subtle Inference" thread

The "Let's Ban Photos of Erin Grey From LW" thread.

The "Finer Points of Poststructuralism" thread.

The "Which LMBers Should The FBI Wiretap" thread

The "There's no way Dev is obsessed with an actress named Erin Grey" thread

The "Let's Pester Pro Comic Book Writers And Artists Until We Get At Least One Restraining Order Each" thread

The "Let's judge the biggest hemorrhoid" thread

The "Let's Ask Pro Comic Book Writers And Artists About Their Hemorrhoids" thread

The "The DCU Needs More Wanton Death and Destruction!" thread

The "Top Ten Reasons To Jump Into Bed With Earth Man" thread

The "Which '60s/'70s Actress Gets Her Own Tribute Thread Next" thread.

Quote

Originally posted by Kent:
The "Lardy's etiquette advice" thread

Wouldn't that be FUN?!?!

The "Only Post In This Thread When No One Else Is On The Board" thread.

The "Legion World All-Male Bonding Thread: No Girl Posters Allowed! <<< Unless you have cigars and can post in a convincingly manly manner, this means YOU; cleome, Fat Cramer and Fanfic Lass!" Thread

The "Let's Insult The Size Of A Random LMB Dude's Cigar" thread

The "Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar (Sorry Chief)" thread.

The "Let's Take A Time Bubble To Go Pester Freud and Jung With Inane Questions" thread

The "Psychoanalyze The Poster Above You" thread.

The "Thread Killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est?" thread

The "Hey! Let's Selectively Breed Outdoor Miner And cleome, Thus Producing A Super Know-It-All Poster Who Will Be Able to Take Care Of All Our Inane Advice Needs In One Thread" thread.

The "Vote For Which Lucky LMB-er Will Serve As <strike>Host</strike> Surrogate To the cleome/OM Hybrid In 2011!" thread

Quote

Originally posted by Chief Taylor:

Quote

Originally posted by Kent:
[b]The "Lardy's etiquette advice" thread

Wouldn't that be FUN?!?!

[/b]

um...

how to say this?

N.
O.

W.
A.
Y.

The "Let's Vote on Kent's Next Avatar" thread

The "Let's Use These Ten Infamous Slurs In Our Postings At Least Three Times A Week From Now On" thread

"The thread that would not lye"...

I figured it would be too hard to keep clean.

"The thread that doubles as dental floss"
It tastes great and it works great too.

The "I'm Just Posting in This Thread So I Can Hit a Posting Milestone Before Bed" Thread.

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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
The "I'm Just Posting in This Thread So I Can Hit a Posting Milestone Before Bed" Thread.

Longest thread EVER!

That actually was my 12,999th post.

The "Let's all post until we hit another thousand" post!
Ok well, that'll be my own personal one this year!

Quote

Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
That actually was my 12,999th post.

Congrats on 13,000+, Rockhopper Lad!

How about the "My boot is better than your boot" thread?
This could mean Legion reboots or footwear, whatever you want. Time to polish up those 80's cowboy boots!

The "Diss My Boot And I'll Bust A (Nelly) Cap In Your ___!" thread

The "All Pictures of Rockhopper Lad in His Pirate Costume" Thread.

The "All Picture of Rockhopper Lad in various stages of removing His Pirate Costume" thread.

The "please, please keep your pirate shirt ON RL, we're begging you!!!" thread.

The "what color was your phlegm today?" thread

The "Pictures of things that passed through your colon undigested" thread.

The "All-Posting With A Low-Grade Fever" thread

The "I can't believe I almost forgot to post" thread.

The "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Appreciation" Thread.

The "Come On In And Let Mrs Butterworth Give You Some Hot, Sweet, Sticky Lovin'" Thread.

The "1001 ways to roast a marshmallow" thread

The "Unusual Collective Nouns Discussion" thread.

The Onomatopoeia thread ..... oink! brrrrrrrr!!!
meow!

The "101 Reasons Why Phil Jimenez' Art Totally Stinks" thread

"The next person burp me" thread

The "Hey, you owe me a poem" thread.

"Pictures of Member's Random Bodily Fluids"

The "Who Should You Be Doing Right Now?" thread

The "20's Song Lyrics That Taught Me Everything I Needed To Know About Bananas And Stuff" thread.

The " Post nothing about nothing " thread.

The "What I Do with My Prehensile Tail" thread.

The let's all role-play tapeworm infections! thread

The "1001 reasons why I wish LSH was published by Marvel" thread

The "Do These Shoes Go With My Purse?" thread.

<And a BIG sorry to Thriftshop Debutante if this was,in fact, going to be your next thread subject>

The "101 Uses For Those Nifty Tar Balls Washing Up On The Gulf Coast" thread

The "Charity Benefit Auction For Lindsay Lohan" thread

The "Let's have the next gathering at the Charlie Sheen one-man show" thread

The "The Most Amazing Things I've Ever Put In My Mouth" thread

The "Posting While Getting Others Drunk (And Lifting Their Wallets)" thread

"I'm thinking of a Hannibal."

"Synonyms- Academic Writing-Style!"

The "Would You Delete The Previous Poster From Our Reality?" thread

How about the "MMB Idol" thread? That's right ... each week we all vote and the thread with the least amount of votes goes home.

The "Bunny-Flavored Pancakes On Mods' Heads" thread

The "Anyone Who Doesn't Like Doo-Doo is a Spinach-Head" thread.

The "Would You Buy A Used Car From The Previous Poster?" thread

The "Which LW Poster Would Make the Best Public Radio Personality?" Thread.

The "Which TV Pundit Should Join the Legion Next?" thread

Quote

Originally posted by Ram Boy:
The "Which Legion World Members Are Probably Going To Burn Like A Charcoal Briquette In Hell" Thread.

The "Jesus Lad Superloves You" Thread

It seems like the appropriate time to submit these two for approval/rejection again.

The "Would You Take The Measurements Of The Previous Poster?" thread

The "Where would you take the measurements of the previous poster?" thread...

The "Duel To The Death: English System Vs. Metric System-- Only ONE Will Survive The Cataclysm!!" thread

The " I Wonder If The Previous Poster Can Dance" thread.

"Legion Worldalia: Interplanetary Series" where we personify places in the LMB and write comedy series about them.

The "Do The Reboots Lose Their Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?" thread

The "Post Bunnies if You Want to End Rectons" thread

The "Let's All Come Up With New Names For Future King" thread.

The "Let's Petition DC To Charge Six Bucks For A Ten-Page Comic (With A Tacky Four-Page Ad Insert From A Crappy Fast-Food Chain Which Shall Remain Nameless)!" thread

"Amalgame 4: Combine a Poster with Your Favorite Pest"

"I'm Thinking of an Annual Animal"

"Inane Three-Thousand-Four-Hundred-Sixty-Seven-Word Posts (No duplicate words allowed)"

The "Which Finger Am I Holding Up?" thread.

"My Favorite Prime Number, Which When Squared is Greater Than Pi Multiplied by 247, Is..."

The "All Complete Copies of Celebrity Pre-Nuptial Agreements" thread

The "Help Me Name My Pet Rock" thread

The "Pictures of Pimples that so look like a famous comic book writer" thread

The "How To Sneak Foreign Objects Into Restaurant Food To Get Out Of Paying The Check" thread

The "LMB/Wizard of Oz Crossover Which Totally Copies Chris Claremont" thread

The " I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" thread.

The "I Can't Believe It's Not Better" thread.

(Oh wait...we already have lots of those.)

The " I Know YOU Are But What Am I?" thread.

The "Professor Layton and the Curious Message Board" thread

The "101 Awesome Things About Intestinal Parasites" thread

The " All ADD Subject Matter" thread.

The "1001 ways to seduce a cat" thread

The "I've Got Way More Comics Than You Do" thread.

The "Optimal Number of Words for an Inane Post" Thread

" The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow Because..." thread.

The "Guess What I Just Picked Out Of My Teeth" thread

The " I've Got More Pubic Hair Than You Do" thread.

^ Can't we start ejecting some of these rejected ideas now? Please?

Oh sure, you WOULD say that after my last post wouldn't you??

You didn't think it was a coincidence, did you?

D'oh!

The "1,001 Things You Can Rescue From the Landfill and Plaster Onto Your Face for a Newer, Younger Complexion!" thread

The "Let's Pester Legion Creators to Make Every Legionnaire Bald" thread

The "Should We Behead The Talking Dauphin We Decided To Get?" thread

1,001 anagrammatic limericks about the Lebesgue Integral in Spaces of Finite Dimension.

The "Fish Chum Recipes for Our New Talking Dolphin" thread

The "Every Dolphin's Talkin' At Me I Don't Hear A Word They're Sayin'" thread

The "Tell A Story Using Algebraic Equations" thread

The "Occupy DC Comics" thread

The "The Legion of Superheroes Should Transfer to Marvel Comics" thread

The "Ear Candling For Beginners" thread

The "Double Posting Etiquette" Thread

The " I'm An Honourary Newfie Now " thread.

Quote

Originally posted by future king:
The " I'm An Honourary Newfie Now " thread.

The "Posters Who Change into Dogs" thread.

The "Posters That Change Back To Human Again" thread??

The "Watch My Nose Grow Longer Like Pinocchio's!" Thread

The "I Love My Job" thread!

The "Let's Compare Salaries" thread!

The "I Hate Reboots" thread!

The "I Hate Reboot's Threads!" thread

The "Guess My Real Name" thread.

The "I'll Give You Fifty Bucks To Egg My Ex-Bosses' Cars And T.P. Their Homes" thread

The "I Can Top That Offer By Giving You A Thousand Bucks To Do Those Things To My Ex-boss!" thread.

The "Countdown To Everyone Singing Europe's 'The Final Countdown'" thread

The "Count Up To Locking" thread

The "That's A Great Idea For A New Thread!" thread.

The "Write a Story One Syllable at a Time" thread

The "Contractions Which're Too'ften Ignored" thread

The "My Great Aunt Twice Removed Can Beat Up Yours" thread

The "My Great Aunt Twice Removed Can Beat Off Yours" thread.

The "My Great Aunt Twice Removed's Pictures with the Beatles" thread!

The "Top Ten CEOs You'd Like To See Festively Carved Like Pumpkins" thread

The "Real People You'd Attack If You Became a Zombie" thread

The "I Can't Believe It's Not A Real Thread" thread.

The "Other Unknown Ingredients of Spam" thread

The "My Swiss Cheese Has More Holes In It Than Yours" thread.

The "My Tax Bracket Has More Loopholes Than Yours" thread

The "Guess how many holes my undergarments have" thread

The "Would You Wear the Undergarments of the Previous Poster?" thread

The "Would You Smell the Undergarments of the Previous Poster" Thread?

The "Try My New Pot Pourri Panties" thread.

The "101 Creative Ideas To Express Road Rage" thread

The "101 Things to do with Toenail Clippings" thread

The "Pictures Of Scary Stuff We've Found In Our Fast Food" thread

The "LMBPests Pictures" Thread

The "Freudian Analysis of the 'LMB Tell a Story II:The Sequel' Thread" Thread.

The "Report All Instances of Innuendo in the Forums" thread

The "Let's Take Away A Word In A Post And Replace It With Another Word" thread.

The "Pictures of Membranes" thread

The "All Pictures of People Reading Comics With The Covers Folded Over" thread

The " Sdrawkcab Tsop Nac I, Kool" thread.

The "Who Can Shout the Loudest (with links to audio files)" thread.

The "When did you last Puke?" thread.

The "No Really, You Need This Breathmint" thread.

The "Guess what I pulled from my belly button" thread

The "All Classical Guitar Works Played On A Tissue Over A Comb" thread

The "Quick, Someone Kiss Me!" thread.

The "Quack! Someone Throw Me A Bread Crust!" thread

The "Things to Count Instead of Sheep" thread

The "Countdown To Counting" thread

The "Countdown in Morse Code" Thread

The "Countdown in Klingon" thread

The "Reverse your post count by posting in this thread" thread.

The "Reserve Your Post On Here" thread.

The "LMBPetting Thread"

Quote

Originally posted by Arm Fall Off Boy:
The "What's your favorite letter of the alphabet and please do not duplicate someone else's answer" thread.

The "Here, Try Some Of THIS" thread.

The "1,001 Awesome Things About Tofurkey™" thread

The "1001 things Desdemona has squirted herself in the face with" thread

The " Let's Pantomime A Question" thread.

The "Let's Sell Our Plasma To Raise Money To Send One Lucky LMBer To Mime School" thread

The " Rock And Roll, Hoochie Koould I Have This Next Dance" thread.

The "Scratch & Sniff" thread

The "I Am Thinking of a Prime Number" Thread

But we almost passed "I Am Thinking of a Kid Prime Number."

The "What's your Social Security Number and Credit Card Info?" thread

The all-obscure Wizards of Waverly Place quotes thread.

The "Why Johnny Hart Is The Best Comics Producer Ever, Except For Dik Browne and Mort Walker" thread

The "Joel Schumaker's 'Batman and Robin' Is the Best Film EVAR!" thread

The "Dammit, why doesn't Legion World have more fans of obscure self-mythologizing British rock bands from the 70s?" thread.

The "Let's Discuss Meatloaf With The Rebooted Super-Companions" thread

The "I wonder if the Super-Companions ever cut Tree-Man's extra limbs off for food?" thread.

The "Joel Schumaker and Rob Liefeld's Love Child" thread

The "I Love Joel Schumaker Movies And Rob Liefeld Comics" thread.

The "Let's Get Joel Schumaker To Direct The Legion Movie and Rob Liefeld To Draw The Official Tie-In!" thread

The "Post pictures of yourself in Mike Gell-inspired costumes" thread.

"Lets all post one word replies to each and every thread on MMB!"

The "Guess What Language This Is" Thread

The "Guess What Kind of 'Feminine Protection' I'm Wearing Today" thread

The "Guess My Infection!" thread

The "Dress My Infection" Thread

The "Bad Pick-Up Crinolines" thread

The "Most Heinous Crime You'd Like to Commit" Thread

"Let's Discuss Leitmotifs!"

The "Insult the Person Below Me" thread

The "What The Heck Was Up Your Nose Last Night?" thread

In the spirit of a few Spaceopoly threads....

"I'm Thinking of an Anal." I remain thankful Lardy never started this thread...

^

The "Best Banjo Jokes" Thread.

The "Discuss Your Bowel Movements" thread.

The "how do we choose between so many awesome political candidates?" thread.

The "Why Super-Breath is the most awesome super-power ever!" thread.

The "All Shiftless LMBers" thread

The "How I'm prepared for the zombie shark-vampire apocalypse" thread

The "Let's talk about bad casseroles!" thread

The "I like to braid my armpit hair!" thread.

The "Lets name Snooki's baby" thread

The "How Sausage Is Made" thread

The "My God Can Beat Up Your God" thread

The "Let's teach Rockhopper Lad about pop culture" thread

The "Which Motet or Anthem is Your Latest Earworm?" Thread

The "What's your favorite infection?" thread.

The "What's You Favorite Infarction?" thread

The "Who's Your Favorite Martian?" thread.

The "Beautiful voices of Black Metal and the people who have them" Thread.

The "All-Rugburn Photos" thread

The "Let's Talk Snuff Films!" thread.

Quote

Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
The "Let's Talk Snuff Films!" thread.

Don't ever go on Tor, you will be horrified.

Ontopic...

The "I just wet the bed" thread

The "101 Groovy Religious Cults You Can Join This Weekend (For Fun & Profit!)" thread

The "'Deliverance' Re-enactors Society" thread.

The "I'm sick and my breath smells weird" thread.

The "Great Wines Of Wyoming" thread

"Nam'Lor made me do it"

"What I Found in the Neighbor's Trash" thread.

The "All-Talking Trash About Other Comic Message Boards" thread

Quote

Originally posted by cleome45:
The "Great Wines Of Wyoming" thread

LOL!

The "Quislet's Cooking With Tomatoes" thread

The All-Links-to-Off-Key-Cover-Versions-of-Deep-Purple's-"Woman From Tokyo" Thread.

The "Let's Discuss Coprock" Thread.

^Kent,

The All-Pretentious-70s-Movies-Directed-By-Trust-Fund-Brats Thread.

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Originally posted by Fanfic Lady:
^Kent,

The All-Pretentious-70s-Movies-Directed-By-Trust-Fund-Brats Thread.

I suspect your idea could require an entire separate subforum.

The "Look What I Found in Tom Cruise's Beard" thread.

The "Would You Throw Tomatoes At The Previous Poster?" thread

The "Put a Curse on the Poster Above You" thread.

The "Ketchup really IS a vegetable!" thread.

Kent, ironically, the 70s also produced some of my favorite movies...mostly from outside the USA.

The "Let's Find A Duran Duran Song That cleome45 Will Admit Doesn't Suck" thread

The "Let's Find a Nirvana Song that Fanfic Lady Will Admit Doesn't Suck" thread.

The "101 Totally Awesome Duran Duran/Nirvana* Mashup Videos!" thread

*"Durdurvana?"

The "Ear Wax Sculpture Art" thread.

The "I'd Like to Rip Chris Cornell's Tongue Out and Stick Needles In His Eyeballs" thread.

The "Bring Back Earth Man!" thread

The "Even Nam'Lor wouldn't do THAT" thread. ^

The "Count All the Wrinkles on Keith Giffen's Face" thread.

The "Faraway Lad Posts Too Much!" thread.

Kent, I miss Darden, too.

The "Videos of People Dancing Like Their Pants Are Too Tight, Because They Probably Are" thread.

The "Count The Wrinkles In This Pair Of Pants" thread

The "Ann Hebistand Deliberately Gives Bad Fashion Tips So She Can Look Better Than Everyone Else" thread.

The "101 Reasons to Love Your Repo Man" thread.

The "Sh#t They Say On YouTube Comments" thread

(Seriously. How do I keep forgetting that YouTube comments are not meant for human consumption?)

The "101 Arguments Why the Movie 'Repo Man' Is Not Overrated" thread.

The "Let's Reconsider the Academic Discourse About Repo-Man in Light of the Housing Crisis, the 'Occupy' Movement, and Wholesale Plundering by Banks" thread.

The "All Tony Banks's Solo Career" thread.

The "1001 things Micheal Bay plans to blow-up in the Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles movie" Thread

The "Michael Bay Does Too Have Talent" thread.

The "All-Dudley Moore!" thread.

The "All-Dinty Moore!" thread

The "Which Is Worse, the Original 'Arthur' or the Remake?" thread.

The "Which Richard Prior Movie is Worse? The Toy, Bustin' Loose, Some Kind of Hero, or Superman III?" thread.

^Kent, Superman III by far. I love my parents, but I'm still angry that they forced me to see it when I was ten years old.

The "Let's Write a Thesis on the Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder Team-Up Ouevre" thread.

^could be done.

"The Kill-This-Dredd Competition"

The Eating-Thread Competition

The "Threads" thread

"Thora's Man Appreciation" thread

The "Lash, Cobie, and Quislet Need to be Less Introverted" thread.

The "Destroy All Inanities!" thread

The "Would You Delete All The Posts Of The Poster Above You?" thread

The "Let's See Who Can Delete All His/Her Old Posts Fastest" thread

The "Where The Elite Meet To Delete The Indiscreet" thread

The "Petition to Make War & Peace Longer" thread.

The "Why The Legion Would Be So Much More Awesome If Stephanie Meyer Wrote It" thread

The "Name that bodily fluid!" thread.

The "Make Artwork with Bodily Fluids" thread

The "What if colonoscopies are just a trick by Imskian perverts?" thread.

The "Would You Drink The Blood Of The Poster Above You?" thread

The "Hooker & Hustler-related June 2012 Solicitations and Images" thread

The "Let's Discuss our Favorite Actuaries!" thread.

The "No Man Can Eat 1,000 Ridiculous Tater Tots" thread

Not to be confused with the "No Man Can Eat 100 Saltines While Whistling 'L'Internationale'" thread

The "Spam scabs! Spam scabs! Delicious little Spam scabs!" thread.

The "I can't believe it's only 97% inane ramblings" thread

The slightly depressing "Nane Ramblings" thread. Now, with %3 validity.

The "Let's have trenchant, meaningful discussion about the events that shape our lives" thread*

*note: it ended up being about cellular trim rays and that guy Princess Projectra talked to for two panels back in 1968.

The "I Dare You To Eat These Mystery Fungi That I Found Growing In A Vacant Lot" thread

The "What does it mean it my stool looks like <fill in the blank>?" thread

the "Oh my god, Rick, the cat has dragged a skink into the house... getitoutgetitoutgetitout!" thread.

The "Rate My Zits" thread

The "Answering Questions With Death Threats" thread.

The "Numbers that haven't been used for numbered threads yet" thread

The "All Freaky Gynecological Problems That Men Really Don't Want To Me Talk About At Mealtimes" thread

The "things to do with a piece of wet carpet" thread

The "101 Weird Things About My Toilet" thread.

The "101 ways to combine wet carpets and toilets" thread

The "101 Delicious Ways To Prepare Those Soggy, Fallen Autumn Leaves For Your Family's Dinners" thread

The "101 awesome insects you must try" thread

The "If You Can't Be With The Protean You Love, Love The Protean You're With" thread

The "All inclusive guide to being a hipster" thread

"101+ Ways to Tell People They Smell Bad"

"200 reasons we should no longer have Inane MMB Threads."

"Rejected ideas for perfectly serious and logical MMB threads"

The "Lets collect fifteen thousand sand dollars and see if DC will sell the Legion to us." thread.

The "Interpet my medical exam results" thread

The "problem with sentient food" thread.

The "Herringbone vs. Tweed" thread.

The "Rank all the Legionnaires in terms of environmental friendliness" thread

The "Rank all environments in terms of friendliness to Legionnaires" thread.

The "Rank all Legionnaires in terms of friendliness" thread

The "Rank all ranks" thread

The "Rank inane threads" thread

The "Rank all threads" thread

The Rank How Bad Each Thread Ranks Thread

The weaving inane threads into inane blankets thread

The "Which Scissors are best to cut Thread?" thread

The "How Do You Rate on the Bristol Stool Chart?" Thread.

The "Pictures of your Last Stool Sample" thread

"Rickshaw1 Becomes Time Trapper... All Bow Down Before Him." Honestly, I have no clue why this wasn't a great thread. It's got it all, laughter, pathos, tragedy, Love in the Time of Cholera...

The "Kickstarter to Send Cranky to Charm School" thread

The "Look what I found in my nose" thread

The "Look What YOU Found In My Nose" thread

The "My nose runs pomegranate and wine snot! thread.

The "Enumerate all the Legion Worlders ever" thread

the "Lest all post under Rickshaw's name and make him the top poster" post.

What? I said it was rejected.

The "describe your latest disease in excruciating detail" thread

The "Countdown To Clucking" thread

The "Countdown To Logging" thread

(Axe-flinging while wearing plaid optional.

)

The "Countdown To Snogging" thread

(Not to be confused with The "Countdown To cleome's Banning" thread.)

The "Countdown to Flogging" Thread. But you just know Thora would push for that!

The lint collection prize draw thread.

The "Countdown to Bobbing" thread. At the end we all bob for apples.

followed closely by the "Countdown to Sobbing" thread where all the sore losers blame the forks, or the apples, or their bad backs, or the depth of the water, or that the winner was there when there were more apples, or their butterfly costume jammed against the side of the bucket, or that the fork hurt their teeth, or that they were pushed, or their Harelquin costume didn't have a mouth to let them bob or they had an oppressed childhood where they didn't get as much apple bobbing practice as all of the others, or someone replaced the water with petrol and lit it, or that there were piranha in the tank when it was their turn, or...

[applause]

The "Which End Of The Candy Corn Do You Bite Off First (And If You Don't Do It MY WAY You're A Big Stupid Jerkface)?" thread

The "Meaning of Life found in Political Pamphlets" thread.

The "Next Poster's Display Name Must Start with the Last Letter of the Previous Poster's Display Name" thread

The "I Love Internet Explorer And All Things Microsoft™!" thread

The "Sign Up for Otto Orion's Real Life Deadliest Game" thread

"The Mobbing Thread". Of course, since we can't even decide what type of mob we'll be, I doubt this will get off the ground.

"The Maudlin Thread" where we sink into a well of whiny, self absorbed, self pity.

The "Best Pictures Takein in a Morgue" thread

The "Posting from elsewhere in the solar system" thread (unfortunately)

The "Enumerate the Bacteria in your home" thread

The "How to clean your part of the Kandor bottle" thread.

The "What does the fox REALLY say?" thread

The "If I were a pomegranate" thread.

The "If I Were A Pomeranian" thread

The "Show off your Pompadour pics" thread

The "Talk Like a Pompous Windbag" thread

The "I lost my soul to a psychopomp" romance thread.

The "Things You Would Trade Your Soul For" thread

The "My throw has the highest thread count" thread.

The "Use of 'Throw' as a Noun" Thread.

The "Enumerate all the Nouns in the English Language" thread

The "Save a Verb. Use a Noun" thread.

The "Insult An LMBer's Fashion Sense" thread

The "Overhaul an LMBer's Wardrobe" thread

The "Haul An LMBer Across Your Knee" thread

(Oh, who am I kidding? That one's totally in the archives, somewhere...)

The "Best Ways to Maul Someone" thread

The "Darth Maul: Triumphal Sex God Of Our Galaxy And Beyond!" thread

The "Chart Maul from WildC.A.T.S. IQ v size" thread

The "Why Dressing Up As Grimbor And Charma To Greet The Kiddies On 10/31 Is A Great Idea And Can't Possibly Lead To Your Neighbors Calling The Cops" Thread

The "Dare Me To Do Something else else Stupid" thread

(Wait. Aren't those last two essentially the same thread?)

The "Constant, Undeserved Umbrage At Posters You'd Never Even Talked To Before Today" Thread

(well, mine's more general and yours is a lot more specific and funny :p)

The "Describe How I Feel After A Lousy Day in Excruciating Detail" thread

The "Joy of waiting in a ticket queue" thread.

The "Guess Which Body Part I'm Scratching" thread

The "Sex Fantasies About Elected Officials" thread

"The Space Station health and safety regulations seminar" thread

The "How To Play The Cornet Using Only Your Feet" thread

The "Foot Hygiene for Orchestras in C Major" thread.

The "How to Play a Cornet with your Farts" thread

The "Hygiene for Flatulent Orchestras in C Minor" thread.

The "Kiss Me, I Just Downed Three Raw Onion Sandwiches!" thread

The "Help! i've got the Hots for Halitosis" thread.

The "Pictures of Members' Members" thread

(I believe you need a Member-ship code for that sub-forum.)

The "I wonder if I'll ever be anything more than a humble lab assistant" thread.

The "High-Fiber Diet Appreciation" Thead.

The "Low-Fiver Diet Appreciation Thread: Post Detailed Accounts of Your Last Bowel Movement!"

The "How to have a diet on a fiver, without starving" thread.

The "I enjoy painful dentistry" thread

The "Converting your entire home into an aquarium" thread.

The "Making It Easy to Stalk Me (Post All of Your Personal Information Here)" thread

The "Phone hacking the phones of people who phone hack others who pay phone hackers to phone hack celebs." thread

The "Twerking while Working" thread

The "I sold my country into slavery on a football bet" thread.

The "Football players I want as slaves" thread.

Hmmm, although somehow I don't think this would be rejected...

The "slave to the rhythm" thread.

The "Rocky's Thread-Killing Tips" Thread.

The "Top Tips for not Falling Over Rocks" thread.

The "people I'd like to stone to death" thread

The "Beard Styles for Stonings" thread.

The "Recommend the best rock types for stonings" thread.

The "Don't use natives of Dryad in stonings" thread

The "101 Ways to Punish Adulterers on Dryad" thread.

The "One Who is Without Sin Casting the First Dryad Native" thread.

The "One who has been working out lots, lift the first Dryad native" thread.

With a tip of the hat to Thothy:
The "Funeral for a Killed Thread" Thread.

The "I attended Herbert West's School of Reanimated Threads" thread.

The "People I Would Like to Kill and Reanimate as My Mindless Slaves" thread

The "Mindless Slaves I'd Like to Reanimate With a Bit More Common Sense" thread.

The "People I'd Be Willing to be Enslaved To" thread

The "ratting out your race to get privileges from your enslavers" thread.

The "Costumes for Legion Worlders if they were Slaves" thread

The "Grimbor Slave Accessory" Thread

The "Real-life Diseases for Infectious Lass to Use on Enemies" thread. Complete with pictures.

The "Time Trapper's I spy at the end of time game" thread.

The "Things the Atomic Axe can't cut" thread

The "Storm Boy Spare Parts Catalogue" thread.

The "Onomatopoeia of Bodily Functions" thread

The "Rude Reep Daggle Transformations" thread.

The "LSH Villains not quite as bad as my boss" thread

The "Spider Girl Hair Care" thread.

The "Which Bond villain would make the best Legion leader" thread.

The "Guess What A Naked LMBer Wore Earlier Today By Sniffing Their Belly Button Lint" thread

The "More places for Pov to go pantsless" thread

The "guess where my finger's Been" thread

The "Where have Ibby and Blaze been?" thread.

The "What Have Ibby and Blaze Been Doing?" thread

The "All Cockroach Appreciation" thread

The "Coleopteron Recipe" thread.

The All New Pictures of Chewed Up Food in Our Mouths Thread!

The "Prechewed food menu for relatives" thread.

The "Pictures of Bleeding Pimples" thread

The "Once Infectious Lass gets through with you, you'll wish..." thread

The "Ways for a Xenophobic Daxamite to Kill You" thread

The "Putting the Lead Back into Paint and Petrol and Other Daxamite Defence Tips" thread.

The "Which Animal Dung Smells Best?" thread

The "Heretofore Unknown Uses for Gefilte Fish" thread

The "Laundry Cycles of Sweaty Superheroes" thread.

The "Places Where I've Been Naked" thread

"SPLAT" The Bulletman Appreciation thread.

The "Creative Ways to Torture Me" thread

"Surprise!" The no one expects the Inquisition thread.

"The Most Hideous Blemish" contest

The "Biggest Blemish on Legion World's Reputation" thread.

The "Tear My Reputation to Shreds" thread

The "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy!" thread.

The "Interpret these photos of my fecal matter" thread

The "Who's the best Legionnaire Scat Singer?" thread.

The "Cats Singing in Rare Languages with less than 1000 speakers" thread

The "Protection from cruelty to Bagpipes" thread.

The "Fart Wars" thread about being in confined places in space and having to..well... you know.

The "Guess My Cholesterol Level" thread

The "Guess how long until the paramedics get here" thread.

The "Prank 911 calls to make" thread

The "How Much Plutonium Do You Need in a Prank Escalation?" thread.

The "Criticize Me Harshly" thread

The "Best Insults to Throw at the Criticise Me Harshly Thread" thread.

The "Posting While Everyone Is Drunk Except You" thread

The "Legion World Temperance Society" thread.

The "The British Royalty as Legionnaires!" thread.

The "Persuader's Axe blade as Guillotine" thread.

The "What music *aren't* you listening to?" thread.

Although we could totally use a "What's your favorite comic book that you've never actually read?" thread. I'd go with Sandman Mystery Theater. It's *amazing.* Revolutionary and life-changing, even. And I'll never read it. Just zero interest.

The "What comic have you read, but you'd never admit to on a Legion World thread" thread.

The "Foods Beginning With the Letter 'Q' (Except Quail and Quinoa)" Thread.

The "words that rhyme with orange" thread

The "Using sporange in quiche" thread.

The "Inedible Things to Put Into Quiche" thread

The "Quiche Me, I'm A Real Man!" thread

The "Croquettes > Quiche" thread

The "Using Croquettes on Sticks in Croquet" thread.

The "Crochetting with Croquettes" thread.

Not to be confused with the "Macramé with Macaroni" or the "Croquet with Crocodiles" threads, obviously.

The "Crotchety Croatian Coquettes Crocheted Croquettes Croquet Carnival" Thread

The "Queenly Quotes concerning Quiches and Quilts" thread

The "All-Untranslatable French Puns" thread

The "Longest Time Spent Sleepless Contest" thread

The "Spay or Neuter The Poster Above You" thread

Originally Posted by Set

The "What music *aren't* you listening to?" thread.

Although we could totally use a "What's your favorite comic book that you've never actually read?" thread. I'd go with Sandman Mystery Theater. It's *amazing.* Revolutionary and life-changing, even. And I'll never read it. Just zero interest.

Geoff Johns for me!

Never change, Set.

Astro City for me!

And I'll second Cleome's sentiment: Never change, Set.

The "Are You Really Gonna' Eat That?" thread

The "I totally dare you to eat that!" thread

The "1,001 Things To Love About Ingrown Toenails, Hangnails, and Papercuts" thread

The "let's all try profem and see what happens"

The "1001 recipes for toenail clippings" thread.

Originally Posted by Set

The "What music *aren't* you listening to?" thread.

Although we could totally use a "What's your favorite comic book that you've never actually read?" thread. I'd go with Sandman Mystery Theater. It's *amazing.* Revolutionary and life-changing, even. And I'll never read it. Just zero interest.

I could have sworn there was a real thread like this! But I've run a search and nothing turned up, oh well...

(and I echo Cleome and Fanfie. Never change, Set!)

The "Three Cheers For Public Acts Of Vandalism" thread

The "Does This Beard Make Me Look Like Vandal Savage?" thread

The "Get that Bearded Mrs Savage look" thread.

The "Celebrity Beards for Closeted Gay Men" thread

The "Beards that Control their Celebrity Owners" thread.

The Look What I Found in Alan Moore's Beard" thread.... oh, wait.

The "Reject Accepted Threads" thread.

Ugly-Ass Mofos Who Fo'd Your Mo'!

The "post a picture of yourself with a Moe-Fro*" thread.

*A Moe-Fro is, of course, a combination of a bowl cut with an afro!

The "How would you classify Guy Gardner's haircut?" thread

The "Hit Characters Until Their Personality Shifts" thread.

The "Experience 8 Emotions Simultaneously" thread

"Post Pictures of That DUMP You Just Took"

The "Guess Who Dumped Me This Time?" thread

The "Scatomancy as a Legionnaire Power" thread.

The "Places to Display Poop Art" thread

The "Guessing Fickles next thread" thread.

The "Who is the most fickle poster of all time?" thread

The "Longest Tickle I've Ever Had" thread

The "Sexiest LMBer Screen Names" thread

The "Legion Worlders in TV screen tests" thread

The "Sign up for Screenings of Nippled-Costumed Batman" thread

The "Sign up as nipple model for Batman's Antarctic suit on location." thread

The "What happens to your nipples when it's cold?" thread

The "eye injuries resulting from frosty nipples treatment" thread.

The "things to poke your eye with" thread

The "I took my nipple injury blindness and turned it into a successful piracy venture. And you can too!" thread.

The "other things to pirate in order to make huge amounts of money" thread

The "How to subject pirates to piracy" thread.

The "Which Pirate is better: Captain Frake or Captain Hook"?

The "You have shamed Legionworld, off with a finger!" thread. It slowed everyone's typing.

The "Communicable diseases you would like to be infected with" thread.

The "Posting on this thread will give you syphilis" thread.

No interest at all...

The "self infecting to get Drura's attention" thread.

The ""My flu virus is worse than yours" thread

The "Galactic Circus of Plagues" thread.

The "Galactic Circus of Cheap Shock Value Comic Book Deaths" thread

The "Arcade vs Captain Atom Arena of Tedium!" thread

The "fun and gruesome ways to kill beloved characters" thread

The "Quick Switch Leaked Lead Villain" thread.

The "Bring Back Bit-O-Licorice" Thread.

The "Discuss Your Hemorrhoids" thread

The "Investigate Other People's Hemorrhoids" thread.

The"Incite Hemorrhoids in Other People" thread

The "Bit-O-Licorice Helped Me With My Hemorrhoids" thread.

The "candy that looks like poop!" thread

The "Poop That Tastes Like Candy" thread.

The "Pooping all over candy!" thread

The "Poop joke thread with a surprising lack of posts from FL" thread.

The "Identify the person by the smell of their poop!" thread

The "All-Hyacinth Bucket/Batman Slash Fiction" Thread.

The "Slash Fiction starring Legion Worlders" thread

The "Pulp Friction by rubbing comics together really quickly" thread.

The Profane One Word Posts Thread

The Insane One Word Posts Thread

The "Tisane One Word Posts" thread

(But only because there's already a thread in homage to tea: the beverage, right?)

The "I am so not glad cleome is back" thread! (because if it were created, and I doubt it ever would, I would close it myself!)

The "Word Up of Cameo Legion Appearances" thread.

The "Camel Cameos in My Favorite Works" thread

The 15th Anniversary Post-a-Thong

The All Purpose John Byrne Compliment Thread

The Bulletman & Bulletgirl Charity Fund Raiser for Head Injuries Thread

The "All-Gargling With Sriacha" Thread

Originally Posted by Rockhopper Lad

The "All-Hyacinth Bucket/Batman Slash Fiction" Thread.

I've read worse, honestly. Besides, technically it's not slash unless they're the same gender.

Originally Posted by cleome48

Originally Posted by Rockhopper Lad

The "All-Hyacinth Bucket/Batman Slash Fiction" Thread.

I've read worse, honestly. Besides, technically it's not slash unless they're the same gender.

The "How Do We Know Hyacinth Bucket Isn't a Drag Queen?" thread.

The "How Do We Know Batman Isn't A Drag King?" Thread

The "Let's See Who Can Hold His/Her Pee the Longest?" thread

The "Carve Your Favorite Legionnaire From A Bar Of Soap Contest" Thread

The "Share Your Weird Sexual Fetish!" thread

The Querl Dox Therapy Group Thread.

The "look at how much money I lost! " thread

The "Let's Look for Apocalyptic Images in the Illustrations on Celestial Seasonings Herbal Tea Boxes" Thread.

The "Kick Me in the Nuts!" thread

The "My Chocolate Bunny Can Beat Up Your Chocolate Bunny" Thread

The "Rate Members' Members" thread

Originally Posted by cleome48

The "Carve Your Favorite Legionnaire From A Bar Of Soap Contest" Thread

I'm actually surprised this isn't a thing among fans.

The "Share Your Deepest Darkest Insecurities" thread

The "Juggle While You Type!" thread.

The "I Love Overtime" thread

The "Let's Listen to Power Boy Complain About His Day" "Thread".

The "Best Elastic Character for Tug of War Competitions" thread

The "The Describe How the Ale I'm Drinking Tastes in Morse Code Thread".

The "Suppressed Comics of Alcohol Related Super Powers" thread.

The "Look What I Did With My Toenail Clippings!" Thread

Ew, too far IB ... too far.

Hm. My idea got rejected from the reject thread!

The "Legion of Super Reject Thread Rejects" thread

The Rob Liefeld Appreciation Society Thread

The "Hidden Worlds of Belly Button Lint" thread

The "101 Reasons To Skip Dessert" thread

The "I'm Giving Up Alcohol!" thread

The "10 step programme while on the All-Alcohol thread" thread

The "I'm Underworked and Overpaid!" thread

The "Politicians who don't cover their own butts at every opportunity list" thread.

The "Yes, Hyphenated Compound Words Count in the Inane One-Word Post Thread" Thread.

The "How many ORs can you fit into a Guess The thread" thread

The "Clinging on to trivial things any sane person would just let go" thread.

Originally Posted by thoth lad

The "Clinging on to trivial things any sane person would just let go" thread.

Bah! We're comic fans. That's our bread and butter!

The "Why Won't Anyone Else Play the Where Am I game with me?" thread

The "Let's Agree to Not Play Games in Threads" thread

The "Let's Discuss Manscaping!" thread

"Funfetti your life"

Share Pics of Your Nastiest Zits!

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

The "Why Won't Anyone Else Play the Where Am I game with me?" thread

The "Geographically Challenged Agoraphobic" thread

The "Painful Ways to Cure Your Phobia" thread

The "Isolate yourself from the world as therapy" thread.

The "Show Off Your Extra Extremities For Fun & Profit" thread

The "tell me how sexy I am" thread

The "All Mullet" thread

The "Share All Of Your Insecurities" thread

The "Overcoming your insecurities enough to post on the share your insecurities thread" thread.

The "Tell Me about the last time you threw up" thread

The "Divine the Future from Puke or Tealeaves" thread

The "See How Much Spicy Food I Can Eat" thread

The "All Stomach Pump Action!" thread

The "Identify What Alcohol I Puked Up" thread

The "101 Uses for a Tenor" Thread.

The "101 Uses for My Teeth" thread

Originally Posted by Rockhopper Lad

The "101 Uses for a Tenor" Thread.

The "101 things you can buy with a tenner" thread.

The "Lemme a fiver" thread.

The "Who Wants to Have a Five-Some?" thread

The "Currency vs -somes Economy Tracking" thread.

The "Kill That Thread Contest", which you win by killing some other thread on the boards, but with the twist that you don't know which thread you have to kill to win!

The "Share Details About Your Friend's Juicy Breakup" thread

A sequel to EDE's brilliant non-starter idea:

The "Thrills In Keds™" thread. Post a photo of you or a friend posed sexily in your new pair of Keds™, in whatever state of dress or undress you desire.

The undress option is not recommended for days like today, when it's a crisp 48 F outside. Also, if you stand still too long in this region, moss grows up (or down) one side of you. And it's hard to find a custom-blended moss that will properly complement your skin tone.

The "J'Onn J'Onzz Moss Makeover" Thread

The "lend me.money!" thread

The "Trills in Red" thread.

Originally Posted by thoth lad

The "J'Onn J'Onzz Moss Makeover" Thread

The "J'Onn J'Onzz And Swamp Thing: A Romance For The Ages" thread

<--- would actually read this thread, if somebody started it.

The "Rock Legends Meet Swamp Thing" thread. First issue - The Rolling Stones Gather No Moss

The "Food Ingredients-Free Cooking" thread

The "All Breatharian PostaThon of Doom" thread.

The "Ways to Make Your Heavy Breathing More Creepy" thread

The "My Asthmatic Mishaps" thread.

The All-Wheezing Thread

The "Free Swearing" thread.

The "How Many Eye Pokes Can You Stand" thread?

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

The "How Many Eye Pokes Can You Stand" thread?

Also known as "The All-Three-Stooges-Thread".

That sounds like a viable thread though!

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

That sounds like a viable thread though!

I was under the impression that they don't have many fans at Legion World. Of course, I could be wrong.

I am not sure how many fans they have. But I also meant it sounds like it has a better shot than most of our suggestions.

Oh.

Now that you mention it, that does seem possible.

Anyhow, one thread I don't think would have a chance is the "Lyrics re-written to reflect the enunciation of bad white pop singers thread."

Oh yes. I really get ticked off when I can't understand a song's lyrics because the singer does not pronounce them properly.

Another is:

"The All-Bad Songs We Should Play Over and Over Again To Drive Me Crazy" thread!

The "Three Sponges Appreciation" thread

The "Be As Rude To Me As Possible" thread

The "Monthly Moaning Masochists Marathon Missives" thread.

The "I Hate Vacations and Holidays" thread

The "Superpowers You Can Get From Eating Massive Amounts Of Ice Cream" thread

The "amount of poop you can produce from eating massive amounts of ice cream" thread

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

The "amount of poop you can produce from eating massive amounts of ice cream" thread

There's actually a song about just that:

Cool!

Ice cream is very cool.

Back on topic:

The "All-Judd Apatow apologists thread."

The "I am giving up alcohol!" Thread

The "All-that annoying earworm song about blaming it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol" thread.

The "Trials of spelling surnames on Google" thread.

The "Explain your surname" thread

The "Explain The Legion To A Suriname" thread

The "Spend a week alone in the rainforests of Suriname" thread

The " Tips To Spice Up Your Honeymoon With Jimmy Olsen's Gorilla Bride" thread.

The "Why Bruno Mars' Gorillaz is the sexiest most romantic song ever" thread

The "Things I Scraped Off My Shoe Heel Last Week" thread

The "I love having insomnia!" Thread

The "101 Awesome Things About Hand-washing The Dishes" thread

The "Dream Dishes To Turn Up And Do Your Dishes" thread.

The "Weird Recurring Dreams I Have About You" thread

I dunno'. I think those last two have potential. I mean, how long did we keep that "homage to Cobie's spelling" thread going?

Anyway...

The "All-Awesome Fashion Accessorizing With Dish Towels" thread

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

The "Weird Recurring Dreams I Have About You" thread

Hey, that did give us "The Comedic Adventures of Ibby and Stalgie"!

True that! Now go back to sleep and dream up another awesome idea!

The "Middle Names of Bad US Presidents" Thread.

Today's feature: Milhous.

Milhous sounds so... formal.

The "My Conspiracy Theory Can Beat Up Your Conspiracy Theory" thread

The "Help me pick my nose" thread

The "We think there's a secret group behind your conspiracy theories thread" thread.

The "weirdest places my pet has pooped" thread

The "Pooped out pets who are given middle names of dead presidents by conspiracy theorists" thread.

The "Let us conspire!" Thread

The "Kick Your Boss In The Groin For Screwing With Your Weekend Plans AGAIN!" thread

The "Every Day is now a weekend!" thread... oh wait.

The "If You Were A Muffin, What Flavor Of Muffin Would You Be?" thread

The "Muffin the Drug Mule and other Puppets of Crime" thread

The "Shave of All Your Body Hair" thread

The "cellotaping other people's body hair onto your own shaved body" thread.

The "Mixing different body hair colors on your body" thread

The "All Fanfic I Wrote Using Stuff I Filched From Your Fanfic Without Permission" thread

The "Help Me Wax My Ass" thread

The "Fun Holiday Crafts You Can Make With Re-purposed Ass Wax" thread

The "Things To Do with Discarded Ass Hair" thread

The "List Of Words Nightcrawler Can Fine You For Using" thread

The "Help Me Count My Calluses" thread

The Overcooking Thread

The Oversharing thread. Complete with the most annoying selfies

The "Getting beaten with a Selfie Stick" thread.

The "Hey my mom uses a selfie stick!" thread

The "Kindly Stick That Selfie Straight Up Your

" thread

The "help me become an even more self-sacrificial martyr!!!" Thread

If Pov wore pants, would he wear them like this or this?

The "When DC Shipped a POV as Flash by Mistake Support Group" thread.

The "help me identify my rash" thread

The "did you know that Space Rashes from the future can travel though our primitive Interweb?" thread

The "other infectious diseases I have contracted" thread

The "My Picture Book of Plagues" thread.

The "Trigger my Trypophobia!" thread

The "Best Cure is to Face Your Fears Waiver Signing" thread.

The "Infect Me with all your contagious diseases" thread

The "Infect Me With Your Love- The The Tribute" thread.

The "Infectious Loving All Over the Tributes" thread

The "Tributes to the fallen - to help them get back up" thread

The "I have fallen and I can't get up!" Thread

The "Folly of Intemperance" thread.

The "Stuff I found under the seat cushion" thread.

The "Sleeping Under the Seat Cushions" thread

The "Orbital Freefalling onto Cushions Debriefing" thread.

The "Debrief Me while I Sleep" thread

The "Pov Guide to Debriefings" thread

The "Donald Trump: Boxers or Briefs" thread

The "Isn't Trump a Jolly, Nice Chap" thread

The "Trump for Global Emperor - he can't be worse than corrupt politicians in my country" thread

The "Force yourself to say something nice about Donald Trump" thread

The "Use the Force to like Jar Jar And Trump" thread.

The "Post your love for Jar Jar and Donald Trump or the Force will be used on you!" thread

The "Tips In Using The Dark Side To Bump Off Characters You Hate" thread.

The "Using the Dark Side to bump off Real Life people that you hate" thread

The "100 similarities between Ibby and Anakin Skywalker" thread

The "Terrible Pod Racing Accidents: Nasty Genie" thread.

The "Other Nasty Creatures who can join the Nasty Genie" thread

The "All-Nasty Boy Commandos Comics" thread

(Just what this board needs. Another threat of a lawsuit from the Kirby estate.)

"The All-Atmos Dance and Assassination Review!"

Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester

The "Best Places to Pick Up Elected Government Officials (besides public restrooms)" thread.

Given how many months remain to

and

through the U.S. electoral circus, I'm thinking now might be the right time to give this one another try.

The "Apokoliptan AquaMusical" thread

The "Crowdfund My Army Of Justin Bieber Impersonators" thread

For the Anywhere Machine:

"What are you smelling?"

The "All-Delicious & Easy Recipes To Make With Foodstuffs 5 Years Or More Past Their Expiration Date" thread

The "Dancing Between the Raindrops for Show Offs" thread.

The "Just Send Me All Your Money Now & Don't Even THINK Of Demanding A Reason Or ANY Gratitude Or Repayment Plan AT ALL" thread

The "How to Set Up Your Llorian Religion In 10 Easy Steps!" thread.

The "Great Cinematic Works Of Uwe Boll" thread

The "Bollards for goalposts, childhood sport appreciation" thread.

The "All Playing Bongos Nude On Your Front Lawn" thread

The "instrument playing in prison" thread.

The "Escape From Alcatraz: The Musical (Featuring Clint Eastwood Singing 'The Pina Colada Song')" thread

The " Why Hasn't the Birdman of Alcatraz Been Hawkman, when everyone else has?" thread.

The "Angel-Dawnstar-Hawkpeople Celebrity Pay-Per-View Wrestling" thread.

"Rimborrian Wrestling: For Those Who Love Glory" thread.

The "For the Glory of Glorith Trans-Temporal Combat Sports" thread.

The "sexiest non-humanoid villains in the 31st century" thread

I'm surprised that one wasn't more successful.

The "Panoramic Sugar Eggs Featuring Legionnaires How-To" thread.

The "Visi-Lad's Panopticon of Kaleidoscopic Delights!" thread.

The "How To Sew Supervillain Outfits For Your Pets And/Or Livestock" thread

The "Legion of Super Pets teach their friends to sew" thread.

The "Legionnaires gone wild" and "Legionnaires for Trump" threads

The "Legion of Super-Pets Gone Wild" thread

The "All Adult 'Novelties' Based on the Legion of Super-Pets" thread

The "Counting the bars of my prison cell with Roxxas" thread.

The "How Many Feces-Free Days?" thread

Also known as the "Constipation Across the Nation" thread.

The "Putting the Pee into President - POOP Party Election" thread.

The "Craft Your Favorite Legionnaire Out Of Re-purposed Peeps [tm]" thread

The "Recrafted Reeps Transform Your Dull Durlan Into The Hero Of Your Choice!" thread.

The "Let's share the best recipes for how to cook Durlans" thread

The "Let's share the best recipes for kids!" thread

The "JLA Watchtower cannibals" thread on Bits.

The "If the JLA has Watchtower, does that mean they go door-to-door recruiting?" thread

Originally Posted by thoth lad

The "JLA Watchtower cannibals" thread on Bits.

The "JLA Watchtower cannibals" cannabis thread on Bits.

DoctorMayavale

The "Fashion Sense with Kent and Pov" thread

The "All-Hippie Hairstyling Tips" thread

(Or there could be a styling tips thread hosted by Luthor, Retroboot Tyroc, Moondragon, Cham, Kingpin, and Professor X.)

The "Nipple Paint Your Favourite Legionnaire" thread.

The "Guess that bathroom smell" thread

Originally Posted by thoth lad

The "Nipple Paint Your Favourite Legionnaire" thread.

I coulda' sworn that one cleared the hurdle back in '10 or so.

Originally Posted by cleome50

I coulda' sworn that one cleared the hurdle back in '10 or so.

The "All Swearing, Nipple Painting 110m Hurdles Competition" thread.

The "Which Legionnaire's Colors Would You Paint On Your '78 Dodge Dart?" thread

The "let's hack each other's bank accounts!" thread

The "Hacking Hackers' Hackey Sack Knapsacks" Thread.

The "Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack-Kicker Factory" thread

(00:11:30, or thereabouts)

The "Sack O' Socks" thread.

The "I'm Thinking of a Manimal" thread, in which we have to guess which of the 8 episodes of the classic 80s Fantasy Adventure series is being thought of!

The "How to be a Pacifist in Action Comics" thread.

The "1001 Ways to Tie Thoth Up" thread

The "Grimbor's Bondage Boudoir" thread

I'd try that one again. Last person to propose it was Cobie, so unfortunately it showed up as:

The "Rimbor's Bandage Boudin" thread

The "Savoury Snack Utility Belt" thread

"More rejected ideas for inane threads!"

The "Lardy and Pov's musical fart karaoke" thread

I'd still rather sit through that than Hamilton, so long as I can be seated near an open window.

The "Opening A Window - All Mime" thread.

Giving new meaning to the term "rear window" : The "Lardy and Pov's musical fart karaoke" thread

The "Boycott Legion World" thread

The "Tumbleweed Appreciation" thread.

The "Find And Purchase The Entire Amazon Wish List Of The Person Above You" thread

The "I was bankrupted downloading all the DLC for a new game support group" thread.

The "All Autotune Poetry Slam" thread

The "This thread will return just after another round of incessant, inane commercials" thread

The "Mount My Ride On Blocks & Then Never Repair It Like You Promised" thread

The "High Fashion Featuring Re-Purposed Hubcaps" thread

The "How Sneaky are my Sneakers?" thread

The "All-Coffee Grounds Diet" thread

The "This is Grounds for a Duel, Gauntlet Slap!" thread

The "Tax Evaders' Support" thread

The "Burden yourself with everyone else's debt" thread.

The "Exfoliants I Found In The Junkyard" thread

The "Roof Slate Sculptures" thread

The "Places We Could Hack Into To Get Me Money For SDCC Next Year" thread

The "Is Aquaman's Sub Diego Comicon Ever Going to be as Popular Without Water Proof Comics?" thread.

The "Look What I Found At Last Call And Brought Home To My Spouse" thread

The "Celebrity Chefs vs Reanimated Foodstuffs Battle!" thread.

The "Kiss The Back End Of The Poster Above You" thread

The "Exhausted exhausts: worn car parts" thread.

The "All Videos Of Local Bar Bands Singing 'Afternoon Delight'" thread

The Getting Banned from Drunken Bar Bands thread.

The "Brainwashing People to Like Comic Books" thread

The "I Was in a Crazy Quilt Comic Culture Club Cult" thread

The "Sculpt A Legionnaire Out Of Wet Bathroom Tissue" thread

The "Guess Which Legionnaire My Poop Looks Like!" thread

The "All-Famous War Atrocities From Your Country Of Residence!" thread

Originally Posted by Rockhopper Lad

The "Rutabaga Pie Appreciation Thread".

I belatedly report that a couple of years ago, I found a recipe for Shepherd's Pie with rutabaga instead of potatoes. It was, in fact, really delicious!

I like a good pie. Maybe a thread - "Pies that I've baked for Ibby!"

The "Work Off Those Pies Ibby Workout" thread.

The "All Non-Food Items I've Hidden In This Pie" thread

The "Greet your Favorite Poster with a Pie in the Face!" thread

The "Posters Of Your Favorite Posters Jumping Out Of Giant Pies At Bachelor Parties" thread

The "Yell at Me for Disagreeing with your Legion Opinions" thread

The "Annoying Opinions about Aviax's pinions" thread.

The "All Pine Nuts Appreciation Thread" thread

The "How Would YOU Cook A Legionnaire?" thread

The "Which Comic Book Can Survive Longest in the Rain?" thread

The "Which Legionnaire Equals Which Spice Girl?" thread

Originally Posted by cleome55

The "Which Legionnaire Equals Which Spice Girl?" thread

Umbra/Shadow Lass - Victoria

Kid Quantum II - Mel B

...

Oh, hang on a minute. That's a *rejected* idea.

Sorry.

I would've gotten at least a brief chuckle out of Shikari referring to her fellow members as Sporty Legion, Posh Legion, Ginger Legion, Baby Legion, and Scary Legion.

Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester

I would've gotten at least a brief chuckle out of Shikari referring to her fellow members as Sporty Legion, Posh Legion, Ginger Legion, Baby Legion, and Scary Legion.

I would've laughed long and loud.

Originally Posted by Ann Hebistand

Originally Posted by cleome55

The "Which Legionnaire Equals Which Spice Girl?" thread

Umbra/Shadow Lass - Victoria

Kid Quantum II - Mel B

...

Oh, hang on a minute. That's a *rejected* idea.

Sorry.

It's fine. Later we can try and figure out which Backstreet Boy is which Legionnaire, too.

For real: I originally had a Milli Vanilli joke here. Then I happened to be reading their wikipedia page and found out that one of their *real* vocalists died just a few months ago of COVID. Suddenly my original joke felt kind of sad, so I replaced it.

Originally Posted by cleome55

Originally Posted by Ann Hebistand

Originally Posted by cleome55

The "Which Legionnaire Equals Which Spice Girl?" thread

Umbra/Shadow Lass - Victoria

Kid Quantum II - Mel B

...

Oh, hang on a minute. That's a *rejected* idea.

Sorry.

It's fine. Later we can try and figure out which Backstreet Boy is which Legionnaire, too.

LOL

They're a quintet of TMK Ultra Boys. In a word, posers.

Chris Rock: "Backstreet Boys?? Ooooh, I'm scared of that backstreet! Who's in the front street, Big Bird?"

Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester

I would've gotten at least a brief chuckle out of Shikari referring to her fellow members as Sporty Legion, Posh Legion, Ginger Legion, Baby Legion, and Scary Legion.

So

Sporty = Triad

Posh = Dreamer? Apparition?

Ginger = Spark

Baby = Um, Violet?

Scary = Umbra, gotta be Umbra

The "All-Infuriated Pets Dressed In Cheeseball Xmas Outfits" thread

I have many photos to contribute to that thread!

The All "Styles From the 90s That Weren't Hand-Me-Downs From the 60s and 70s" Thread

Because there was no such thing.

The "How To Eat Soup In A Poet's Shirt Without Accruing Thousands Of Dollars In Dry-Cleaning Bills" thread

The "what if dollar bill hadn't caught his freshly laundered cape in the bank door?" thread

The "What if Rorschach Had Become a Stand-Up Comedian?" thread

The "what if the comedian hadn't become a fall down Rorschach stain?" thread

The "hairy man legs that look like overgrown moss" thread

The "Is it 'Ce Soir' or 'Sasquatch' that they sing in Lady Marmalade?" Thread

The "Unflattering animal comparisons to make about your partner" thread

The "Chase The Poster Above You Like You're Animal From *The Muppet Show* " thread

The "Tease someone into chasing you" thread

The "Hit Adrian Chase With Pies" thread

The "Read Until You Get Eye Strain" thread

The "All Musical Instruments Made From Strainers, Colanders, and Steamers" thread

the "All kinds of cheese I would put on my tuna!" thread

The "Encourage The Vegans To Fight About Whether Honey Is Acceptable To Eat Or Not" thread

Originally Posted by cleome55

The "Encourage The Vegans To Fight About Whether Honey Is Acceptable To Eat Or Not" thread

LOL

I'd actually like to see that thread.

It's a vegan war!

Back at one of the warehouse jobs one of my co-workers was a vegan guy. Very good-natured and laid back. He said he'd almost seen fistfights break out over this.

(Whoops! Better get the thread back on track.)

The "Undead Fred Rogers vs. Undead Bob Ross Arm-Wrestling Square-Off" thread

The "How Long Do you have to Stare at your Screen before your eyes give up?" thread

The "All Photos Of Stuff I Found Stuck To My Boots After A Leisurely Stroll Through The Cow Pasture" thread

The "Who Wants To Give Me a Colonoscopy?" thread

The "What I Found Today At Somone Else's Storage Unit" thread

The "Identify that unexpected sound in the night" thread.

The "What is the grossest smell you can imagine" thread

The "All Sexy Footwear Made From Twist Ties and Paper Mache" thread

The "Disney songs to loop for the next 12 hours" thread

The "101 Ways To Rip Off Musicians (That Even Spotify Hasn't Thought Of Yet)" thread

The "What activity would I do, to qualify for the Argonauts?" thread.

The "How many beans can YOU eat without breaking wind?" thread

The "101 ways to revive a corpse using comic book science" thread.

The "101 Ways To Revive Tired Bean Recipes By Adding Comic Books" thread

The "101 ways to Revive Interest in Victorian-Era Social Norms" thread

The "Let's Obsessively Analyze The Immortal Musical Wonderment That Is Gallery's 'It's So Nice To Be With You' " thread

The "How many different kinds of tea bags can you fit into a kettle?" thread

The "Spice Up Your Next Zoom Meeting or Job Interview By Hanging A Tea Bag From Each Ear & Other Valuable Modern Fashion Tips" thread

The "How Many People Can You Offend with a Single Post?" thread

The "Likely location of Legion Worlders after my offensive post made them leave" thread.

The "Create a Petition to Remove The Things That Offended You" thread

The "Petition, Petition, Who's Got The Petition?" thread

The "Comment on My Lawsuit" thread

The "Comment On My Birthday Suit" thread

The "50 shades of blushing" thread.

The "50 Ways To Leave Legion World" thread

The "Drink 50 glasses of wine tonight and see if you live to tell the tale!" thread

The "Spill The Wine (And Dig The Pearl) Of The Poster Above You" thread

DoctorMayavale

The "How Long Can You Stand in the Freezing Cold Outside" thread?

The "Weirdest Flavor of Sno-Cone You'd Eat So Long As Someone Else Was Buying" thread

The "Recommend a Nutty Hairstyle for Me (Preferably Involving Real Nuts)" thread

The "Are Those Squirrels In Your Pants Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?" thread

(Ah, Dave Hackett. We hardly knew ye...)

The "Audit my monthly spending" thread

Originally Posted by cleome55

The "50 Ways To Leave Legion World" thread

Get on your bike, Myke
You just run a mile, Lyle
Some partners are just too broken to keep, Reep
Just get yourself free

Just drive off in your hover car, Lar
Don't put on that brake, Drake
Split at the Interplanetary zoo, Lu
And get yourself free

The "50 Other Uses for Your Toilet" thread

The "Invite 50 People Over to Use Your Toilet" thread

The "50 Ways To Love Your Levolor [tm]" thread

The "100 Metaphors for Curtains" thread

The "100 Ways to Send this Thread to Curtains" thread

The "Who Shot The Window Valance?" thread

The "measure the valence of this random object" thread

The "All-Embarrassing Sh*t Uncle Walter Said At The Last Holiday Dinner" thread

The "All-Fathers named Walter With Children Who Became Famous Writers" thread.

The "Was Cosmic Boy the killer, in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence?" thread

The "Cast the Legion Movie, using the cast of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence" thread.

The "Bring Me The Head of Alfredo...oh thanks Persuader, that was quick." thread.

The "Which Body Part Would You Put in a Legion-themed Cast? Go and break it now!" thread

The "1000 Uses for Fettuccini Alfredo Other Than Eating" thread

The "See How Fast I Can Drink Myself to Unconsciousness!" thread

The "Put A Hand Of The Poster Above You In Warm Water While They're Unconscious" thread

The "Things to do with Fettuccine Alfredo and an unconscious person" thread.

The "How Many Pots of Fettuccine Alfredo does it take to fill a bathtub?'" thread

The "Do People Named Alfredo Necessarily Enjoy Fettuccine Alfredo?" thread

The "Name Your Next Child After Your Favorite Food!" thread

The "How many ergloks would you be willing to bet there's a character named Alfredo Fettuccine in some work of fiction somewhere?" thread.

The "End Erglok supremacy! Venturan Walking Money wants love too!" thread

The "Onomatopoeic Uses for the Word "Erglok"" thread

The ?Oxymoronic Legion phrases? thread

The "Smoke Oxycontin With The Poster Above You" thread

The "How to get the best deals on cage-wallets for your Venturian Walking Money" thread.

The "101 Tricks to train your Venturan Walking Money to do" thread.

The "Should Venturan Walking Money get the same Recognition as Proteans?" thread

The "Tips for Cross-breeding Venturan Walking Money with Barakian Living Money" thread

The "Mutant Monies Full of Angst and Always Battling Each Other" thread (aka "The X-Monies Circa 1990" thread)

The "Stop Putting Monies in Labels and Boxes, Let Them Be Who They Want To Be!" thread

The "At Least None Of Your Terrible Life Decisions Involve Buying Bitcoin" thread

The "Share your most intense online argument with a stranger!" thread

The "Choose One Song From Billy Joel's The Stranger and Post A 500,000-Word Treatise On It (But Not In Comic Sans or Else) And You'd Better Not Forget The Footnotes" thread

Originally Posted by cleome55

The "Choose One Song From Billy Joel's The Stranger and Post A 500,000-Word Treatise On It (But Not In Comic Sans or Else) And You'd Better Not Forget The Footnotes" thread

ROTFLMFAO

The "I Don't Just Admire Pearl Jam's Principles, I Actually LIke Their Music Too!" thread.

The "Excuses to Avoid Attending your Cousin's Wedding because you can't deal with all the nosey aunts, uncles, and grandparents asking you when YOU are gonna get married!" thread

The "All-Embarrassing Things I've Accidentally Sat In While Taking Public Transit" thread

The "How Many People Have YOU Blocked on Social Media?" thread

The "Which New Kid On The Block Is Probably A Furry Now?" thread

The "How Many Gen-Xers Have Secretly Held On To Their New Kids On The Block Albums*?" thread

*Not I. Never bought any of them, nor any New Kids merchandise, I'm proud to say.

Originally Posted by Ann Hebistand

The "How Many Gen-Xers Have Secretly Held On To Their New Kids On The Block Albums*?" thread

I bet quite a few are hangin' tough!

Originally Posted by cleome55

The "Which New Kid On The Block Is Probably A Furry Now?" thread

The "I Dare You to Draw Me as a Furry!" thread

Originally Posted by Eryk Davis Ester

Originally Posted by Ann Hebistand

The "How Many Gen-Xers Have Secretly Held On To Their New Kids On The Block Albums*?" thread

I bet quite a few are hangin' tough!

LOL

The "How Many Gen-Xers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?" thread

Oh oh oh!! [raises hand] I know this one!

Aaaanyway....

The "All-Capybara Legion Reboot" Thread

poor Gen-Xers stuck in the middle...

The "Which Invasive Species From Another Country Would *You* Release In Your Backyard?" thread

The "101 Exciting Uses for Imitation Crab" Thread.

The "Fight For Left-Handed Supremacy and the Overthrow of the Fascist Right-Handed Overlords!" thread