...than Florence Henderson has Wessonality!





*brought to you by the Legion of Lash's Bitches

... than Rosie O'Donnell has lesbianality!

... than his tricks have legality!

MY PANTS!!!!

They've been charmed off!!!!!!

The LLB kicks ASS!!!!!!

Please provide them to me for safe-keeping.

And I thought *I* was the pants-charmer-offer being an AQUARIAN...

You ARE the pants-charmer-offer. That's WHY you have an entire Legion of Bitches at your disposal.

Where are the rest of you?!? KP, TD, Caleb, Nightcrawler, UltraMatthew, Icefire, Pov, Bucky the Super-Beaver and the rest! TD's punning ability would be mucho appeciated on this thread. Sonnie Boy? It was your post on Caleb's 'I need a code name' thread that inspired this one. Anything to add?

Looks like YOU are my only bitch after all Rokky....

and that suits this boy jes' fine *lusty grin*

Sorry, I was watching "Queer Eye" and "Boy Meets Boy". What fun!!!

Lash has more Flirtability than... Zoe has outfits.

What Fun!!!

Lash-Arouser Lad!!!!

ROKKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the AVATAR!!!!!!!!

oh this will never do... I gotta change back to my real picture now....

OH NO HE MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT!!!!

"SAY IT... SAY IT!!! SAY I'M YOUR BITCH!!!!"

or was that... "Say MY NAME Bitch!"

So many pretty men... so much distance between us.

So many nipples left unpinched...

Oh My Lash... You do have a following don't you! Hehehehehe I finally found these boards. Thanks for telling me about them.

.... than 45 years worth of LEGION stories !!!

LASH is the BIGGEST flirt ever !!!

Matthew.

Good one Matthew! Hahahahaha.

My avatar is so silly, being all formal and work-like, but I like it for now.

Although I am certainly sorry to have missed out on the oppotunity to be your sole bitch, I'm glad that your dream (the one I imputed to you) of having a Legion of Bitches is finally becoming reality.

And thank you for going back to your pic avatar, Lash, so that your Legion of Bitches may appreciate the Glory of Lash. If you need some nipples to pinch, I'm sure one of the members of the LLB will sacrifice their day to provide you with theirs.

Legionnaires! Who's turn is it for Nipple-Pinching Monitor Duty?!?

I just have to say that Rokk has made QUITE the splash on these boards in the past two days. Who knew the boy with the suit had it in him???

Lash has more flirtability than... I have Transformers.

*blush* Hopefully, the splashing can continue, but today I must actually work. My firm frowns on all this splashing, y'know.

Personally, I think he should use the OTHER pic. The WET one. Both are great but... oh MY!!!!

.... than my computer has bugs (hence the lack of help earlier, sorry Rokk)

Healex!!! fellow Drura fan!!!!

Don'tya LOVE that Infectious Lad pic...!?!?

It was drawn by our very own POVERTY LAD!!!

great to see you here! I know from experience you won't post much but I hope you stick around!

hmmmmmm

*blush*

Yes! Scan the WET ONE! Your harem of bitches needs constant and immediate access to it!

Sonnie Boy, your help is welcome whenever it arrives! Lash is a more than a handful (Lash, please confirm that you are more than a handful).

Lash my friend I most likely will be saying a bit more here than on the other board.

I was thinking about someone saying you had a Legion of Super-B's.... from the look of this post I would have to agree.

Poverty Lad is a genius. When I did this name I was thinking of an opposite for Drura. Like an Evil Twin Brother....but he heals people... hehehe

Rokk-- You'll need to use BOTH hands.

Healex-- Povvins IS a jeenyus!

MMM... who has this wet pic of Lash... wouldn't mind seeing it myself.

***Awwwp!***

Ask Lash! He is very accomodating at sharing the sexiness!

Well, if all of your flirtality is in there, I may need a Carggite to help me!

Cheeky monkey!

Oh sweet Lashy.... can I have a peek

If your a big a flirt as Rokk says he'll have to be Gym to handle you then.

Healey, it seems you've kept your e-mail private and I can't copy/paste it. *choke!*

Yeesh. It would be easier if I just posted the picture on this board... *lightbulb forms over Lash's head...*

[editted due to it's nonsensical nature.... will try again

and then only if they have big hands... *phew*

Lashy, I should tell you I'm not very computer savy.... I just fixed that problem.

Right you are, Sonnie Boy! Maybe we need to start thinking of things that are *bigger* than hands.

By the way, Lash, I still have not received your pants... y'know, the ones that were charmed off of you at the beginning of this thread. I need them for bronzing and subsequent enshrinement. Thanks!

I am still waiting for your pants!

Giant Robotic Lesbian!!! Are you here? Can you come up with something suitably threatening to persuade Lash to provide his pants to his Legion of Super-Bitches?!?

Oh the pants are all YOURS, Rokk baby... you just need to come pick them up!

Only if I get to take 'em off myself.

And for the record, Lash still has more flirtality than the LAPD has BRUtality...

...than all the Washington DC banality.

*By the by, sooo many posters on this thread I never see anymore.

I choose to believe we haven't seen them because Lash is keeping all of them VERY busy.

I wish it were true It's more fun to imagine they're just too busy dreamily sighing at Lash's wet picture