if you loooooove somebody...
set them free
free free
set them free..."

and then ged'dem in yer crosshairs...

I think Sting sings like Scooby Doo.

hey! don't be cussin' Scooby like that!

"Whroo? Mre?"

. . . give them a Scooby snack.

Zoinks! Help... Raggy!!!

Reah, Raggy, Rut Roo Rallin' Rarout?

Ïf you love somebody ... don't forget to pay them "John"!


I'm bad, I know. Ah, it's a living!

Oi ne'vir paid fer it, me bucko. But oi have bartered n' begged on occasion.

That's classic!

Well, of course, my good man. Only one such as I contain such grace, such swave, such deboner manners.

You forgot humble charm.

Lucky Charms?

They're magically delicious!

"...let them bleed.
bleed bleed
let them bleed..."

"If you love somebody"...
... kill it before it begins to move!

"... eat a flea
flee flee, you bettah flee"

"... always make sure you use protection!"

... make sure her friends hate you a little. She wont can stand it... will have to go out with you.

... show them you really care, yell at them for no reason!

...send them on a three-week tour of the Amazon, all expenses paid.

(Except for the bug repellent. They can spring for that themselves.)

... really love somebody...

...propose to them by flying a banner that says "Marry Me, ______" from a prop plane. But please make sure that you have a full tank of fuel before taking off. Remember what happened last time...

... be polite and ask them again if you may be permitted to, ahem, love them again...

...it's still a mistake to not get everything in writing.

... why not start your own reality show?

...rall rye rame
riff roo ruv romeone
RUKANDU
RUKANDU
RUKANDU ra rame

Rooby ROOOO!

... ask them to join you,... for breakfast.

...for god's sake tell them.

But yell it really loudly and angrily.

Confuse the hell outta them. It's how I keep it real and fresh in da hizzy. cause I'm hip and def like that.

Groovy.