"Eat it, grandpa!" is taken.
"Go, <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Klar!</span></span>" - FC
Don't crap your diaper, ya' lil' toddler!
By the Whorey Hosts of Hoggath!
Originally posted by disaster boy:
DIE FOOLS!!!!
must you always be so aggressive?
is THAT your battle cry?
Originally posted by rtvu2:
must you always be so aggressive? The sensitive, new age battlecry!
Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Doh!!!
another great one!
"Up yer ****in' **** ya ****in' Sassenach ****ers!"
I think that's a cultural thing really.
Not the Face! Not the Face!
I'm too mellow these days for a battle cry. How times change.
Originally posted by Ghost of Numf El:
"Up yer ****in' **** ya ****in' Sassenach ****ers!"
I think that's a cultural thing really.
That must be why it reminds me of Moira MacTaggart...
Say hello to Mr. Hollowpoint!
By the sanctimonious scrotum of LardLad!
Spoon!
..oh wait that's taken...ummm...
Fork 'em!
Fwcin saes!
That's a culturally linked one as well.
By the necrophiliac phallus of Large Handsome!
Oh blast! What was Alan Rickman's lament in "Galaxy Quest" again???
"Let me out of this movie?"
Close - but no cigar, dude
Omni, with that many kids i would have thought your battle cry would have been
"just let me Sleeeeep"
Originally posted by legionadventureman:
Oh blast! What was Alan Rickman's lament in "Galaxy Quest" again???
By Greplar's Hammer?
Originally posted by Beagz:
Originally posted by legionadventureman:
[b] Oh blast! What was Alan Rickman's lament in "Galaxy Quest" again???
Hey Beagz...that sounds just about right, thanks, dude!
Don't thank me - I haven't seen it in maybe three or four years - I'm goin' from memory.
And as most of the people around here will tell ya - my memory ain't that great.
Drop the pants and put your hands behind my back!
Read Bit's or I'll steal your shoes!
That should be LW's new battlecry:
"'Cuz Lardy Asked Me To!"
Take this arm and shove it!
I'm Not cleaning that up!
Hey, sailor, got the time.
Originally posted by Lad Boy:
Hey, sailor, got the time.
Battle cries, not pick-up lines.
Lad Boy fights evil by picking evil up.
So does that make his battle cry "Why Yes, YES I Will!"????
"Shake, Rattle & Roll, evildoers!"
Lardy tends to yell the F-word a lot. Does that count? (it works in a variety of situations for him)
By the plunging depths of my cleavage!
Language Arts Lad already got my battlecry of 'Not in the Face!'
So I'll have to go with;
BRAINS!
Blood and Souls for my Lord Arioch!
or
Here I come to save the dayyyyyyy.... [trails off as speaker trips over own shoelaces]
"Condemnation to abnormally high temperature place persons in position of power and influence!"
Botchieeee BALLSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Originally posted by Lad Boy:
Hey, sailor, got the time.
As a matter of fact, I do!
Oy To The World !!!
[It's multi-kulti AND seasonal at the same time !]
"Eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation!"
Originally posted by cleome:
Don't touch me there !!
Whew, for a moment, I thought my backup battle cry was already copyrighted.
Punctuation makes all the difference in the world.
"Dont! Touch me there!"
No More Bad Beer !*
*Spare Change ?
"All for one, and more for me!"
Eat it, Grandma!
For the feminist of the 31st Century.
Bring Back The Tar 'N Feathers !!
<span style="font-size: 20px;">THROWBAAAAAAAACK!!</span>
(posted for Mattropolis and for that new guy...)
<span style="font-size: 17px;">NO PARKING IN THE RED ZONE!!</span>
By the Fashionable Shirts of J.T. Krul!!
NEVER ON THE FIRST DATE, ROMEO!!
"I'm a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"
"Stop with the evil-doing, evil-doers!"
Originally posted by Power Boy:
DIE FOOLS!!!!
ahhh a classic!
brings a tear to my eye.
Originally posted by Spellbinder:
By the plunging depths of my cleavage!
By the plunging depths of her cleavage, and the rising in my pants!
"Let's get this over with!!"
"WHERE'S MA PANTS, FOO'!"
Originally posted by Pov:
"WHERE'S MA PANTS, FOO'!"
not "Sonic Attack!"?
Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
"Let's get this over with!!"
That's what SHE said...
Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Swallow my ectoplasm!
Originally posted by cleome45:
[b]NEVER ON THE FIRST DATE, ROMEO!![/b]
KUMBAYAAAAH, MUTHA-FUCKAS!!!!!!
For honor, glory and love... of space!
Originally posted by Pov:
Originally posted by Invisible Brainiac:
[b]"Let's get this over with!!"
"Oh no, not you again!"
"You gets no bread with one meatball!"
"For all the hot men we've yet to get into bed!"
"ppppppffffffrrrrrrrrrttttttt"!
"You gets no bread with one meatball!"
Still works, so I'm keeping it.
Take this arm and shove it!
Still a good one.
"How YOU doin'?" (as intoned by my beloved Kat Dennings in a scene from her guilty-pleasure sitcom "2 Broke Girls," when she and Beth Behrs crash a 30-year high school reunion party disguised as a couple of stereotypical 80s "Guidettes.")
my patriotic Philippine battle cry is "Bahala na si Batman!!!"
before Spain brought Catholicism to the islands, we had our own pantheon. Bathala was the father god. in the face of acts of nature such as typhoons, we developed a saying - "Bahala na si Bathala". that is, do what you can, but for the things you cannot control, trust it to Bathala.
the saying carried on to modern times. but as most of us are Catholic now, we replaced Bathala with the modern Batman (they start with the same 3 letters, so...)
Not the Face! Not the Face!
Definitely a favorite of mine in the past
Giethemlaldy!
- spelling to be corrected by either Reboot or Mirror Master
"Welcome, My Little Perverts!"
(That's actually pretty close to how I open my Porn class)
Day 1 in p0rn class...
Class: Sir, did you hit puberty before the internet?
Andy: Why, yes I did.
Class: And what is it you're going to be teaching us exactly?
Andy: I see your point...
Unleash the Sloths of War!
Day 1 in p0rn class...
Class: Sir, did you hit puberty before the internet?
Andy: Why, yes I did.
Class: And what is it you're going to be teaching us exactly?
Andy: I see your point...
We actually cover porn pre-viagra and post-viagra since they all grew up in a viagra world!
"Fie! A curse upon your house and name!"
A cry with a special place in the hearts of Legion Worlders >sniff<
CALM YO TITS!
“All right, I'll go in there! I'll tear them apart! I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there! There's only one thing I want you fellows to do! Talk me out of it!”
Eh, I can't think of anything better at the moment!
