Legion World
...MERGE WITHOUT SIGNALLING!
Use "space" as an adjective even for things which have no right being in space!
Break into song!
... to drink! But they also drive me to the liquor store, so it's all good.
...:shakethat:
... Newark - carjack capital of the northeast
...hurl ashtrays.
...swear using fictional words.

sprockthat
Distraction.

Super-distraction of space.
Disneyland!
...mashed potatoes (hold the gravy).
... my errands.

Shikari and Dawnstar are the best, of course. Very efficient.

Saturn Girl is really good at avoiding potholes and crazy drivers.

Timber Wolf is the worst driver. He hit my neighbor's Proty.

Brainiac 5 is too slow, he keeps trying to calculate how much environmental damage each car is causing.

Tellus is terribly polite, always letting people cut him off. Even before they signal.

Dream Girl is awesome at avoiding bad traffic spots.

And you do NOT want to get Gates mad!
Karate Chop random people in the throat.

"Sorry I thought you were Absorbancy Boy in disguise."
Alternapalooza.
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