I think Teeds should use that expression more often.

E. Davis Emu by the great horned toad

Now you can "buy the great horned toad" at the LMB Infinite Crisis Gift Shop*!

Only $9.99. limit three per customer.

*Not advertised special. ask for it at the counter in a hushed whisper.

2005 hyper-literal post made post-meta by accidental loss of picture. See also: Garfield minus Garfield

This thread is so 6 years ago.

"By the great torn hose..."

Of course, the very reason that pantyhose are not great is because they tear whenever you look at 'em.

No wonder my remix never caught on...

Now featuring ALL-NEW ALL-NOW GREAT HORNED TOAD

By the Great Horn Spoon!