Look what I found in Abin Quank's beard!

DC xeroxed copies of upcoming issues, complete with "do not remove from the DC booth" stamped right on them!

power rings!

onion rings!

Caliente's cell phone!

25 alt IDs!

Legion Flight Rings

Ceej

Alan Moore

the Beatles' Yellow Submarine

Gary Concord

I vehemently deny that Alan Moore was in my beard... vehemently I tells ya!

And Ceej had Cali's cell phone, that cuddly little soft haired cutie...

There's Furball...

a yellow submarine

Wood

A really groovy hat

A document identifying everyone's Alt-Ids

...

...So THAT'S where my pants went!! I haven't seen those since Wizard World Boston(RIP)!!!

Dr. Mayavale's subway car

Dr. Mayavale's Secret Stash

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Originally posted by dedman:
Wood

Wally Wood?

Guys, at some point you gotta put all that stuff back where you found it...

I'm just sayin'

a banana tree

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Originally posted by Abin Quank:
Guys, at some point you gotta put all that stuff back where you found it...

I'm just sayin'

Quote

"You do it. I'm bitter."

-- Crow T. Robot

A map to locations in Alan Moores beard

lubricant

The House of Mystery and right next to it the House of Secrets

The Barbie Dream-House See-thru Elevator

The Sears Tower

the thin line between love and hate

The last of the mohicans

split infinitives

split atoms

split peas

banana splits

Bananarama

nanner puddin'

Bill Cosby!

Robert Culp

the Greatest American Hero red suit.

(but no instruction manual with it)

A Soylent Green factory

Clippers, that he's obviously never used...

Zombie nymphos!!!

every bit of bad poetry that every wanna-be-goth teenager has ever written.

automated self-destruct programs!

Alan Moore's beard.

The secrets of the universe.

Thousands of other "Kill This Thread" threads he's killed throughout the centuries, shrunken down and put into jars.

Look, there's the Kandorian Kill This Thread.

Tiny Fimo™ velociraptors!

Chemo

Cheerios™

the anti-matter universe of Qward

Earth-3

a refugee camp of Titanians.

The fount of all knowledge

Wow, the mythical Faraway Lad! In Abin Quank's beard no less!

Well to be honest it is rather comfortable in here. Nice and soft.

An empty pint of bitter!

An Empty KEG of Bitter. I told you its nice and comfortable in here.

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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
An Empty KEG of Bitter. I told you its nice and comfortable in here.

<blink>*HIC*</blink>Hey I wash lookerin fer that... <blink>*HIC*</blink>

Well, I was sitting on one, You had the other and we threw the third one out when it got empty. You got another one in here?

<blink>*HIC*</blink>Wash that behinder you? <blink>*HIC*</blink>

Sorry old bean, “wash that bartender”?? I know it’s a bit Whiffy in here but I don’t thinks its him

<blink>*HIC*</blink>Nooo thash thing backero yuo... Kreg o' biters <blink>*HIC*</blink>

a crock of biters?

AHHHH RUN ITS THE ZOMBIE INVASION!!!!!!!

either that or someone made Snake Soup again.

say...
why is Abin inside his own beard?

"Free your beard and your mind will follow...
The Kingdom of Heaven lies within..."

Kurt Cobain`s suicide note

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Originally posted by Kent:
why is Abin inside his own beard?

Because he can.

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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:

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Originally posted by Kent:
[b]why is Abin inside his own beard?

Because he can. [/b]

<blink>*HIC*</blink> Faraway did it... He said that th' lil' drinkies were in there so I jes hadda go get'em. <blink>*HIC*</blink>

Well it took a bit of thinking, but utilising Abins power ring linked directly into the powersphere, I was able to send Abin far enough away from his own beard to be then able to approach it from the other angle, so to speak. The Trick is keeping him drunk enough to accept the comic book science logic that allows such things.

good show, old chap!

A tin of navy blue shoe polish!

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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
The Trick is keeping him drunk enough to accept the comic book science logic that allows such things.

What about the rest of us?

we'll get you drunk, too, so you can live in your own beard.

My comics

My Jeep

My apartment

I heard Mr Quank is going to start charging storage fees for all the things you folks are hiding in his beard.

Sam Pureheart

The Egg of the Phoenix

Ohmygod! My Allowance!

516 spent shell casings.

decorative grommets!

Gromit.

half a wheel of Wensleydale

And a crusty loaf of bread and a jug of wine to go with.

A flagon of Mead and a haunch of Vension

The Archies of Earth-3.

a rhinestone stickpin!

Glen Campbell

Glen Campbell's career.

a necklace of gold-plated puka shells!

A bottle of extra-virgin olive oil.

a egg-shaped container of Silly Putty!

Rachael Ray

leftover poutine!

cleome's little black book!

that silver Cross pen I lost back in 1982!

some navel lint

The Graf Spee

The crew of the Marie Celeste

Maria Callas

That broken glass

a yellow submarine that we all live in

half a canister of freon

a blood diamond

a Four Seasons 45

the remote control

an Elder Sign

The fifth Beatle

A Fifth of Beethoven

an asteroid inhabited by a giant worm whose gullet is filled with breathable air, and who apparently subsists on spacecraft dumb enough to venture into the middle of a dangerous asteroid field.

a vegetable marrow

a nanner sammich

a 3-D map of the entire American West Coast!

Ned Beatty

Cooties! *snicker*

Rabid cannibal Smurfs.

Geraldo.

Gerardo.

Menudo

Mennonites

Quakers

The Inane One-Word Posts thread!

80-page giants!

Millenium Giants.

San Francisco Giants

Rice-a-Roni

Pepperoni

Hey! I was saving that!

A picked lock.

a locked pick,

a defrocked Pict

pease porridge hot

Earl Grey - hot!

Cobie's birthday card

a double post

Cobie's birthday suit.

a thorough eye-cleansing

hair of the dog

a bald dog.

a bald eagle

Persis Khambatta

Hey! Keep out of my STUFF!

...we must be getting close to the fabled stash of alt-IDs.

The stash of alt-id's is nothing but an old long debunked rumor. There is no way that I could ever hide an alt-id (or ten) from the rabid alt-id hunters of lLegion World.

Now go away, shoo!

hmph. gee, he gets grumpy when he hasn't had his Ensure...

oh! Here it is!

http://www.likelihoodofsuccess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ensure.jpg

Have at it, Abin!

Shoo, GETOUTAHERE! Rastsa-Frassin Kids, I'll turna hose on'em thas what I'll do...

(runs up to the porch, rings doorbell, and runs away before Old Man Quank can answer the door)

Slappy Squirrel!

a friend who will be missed.

A Space Ranger... and a Stoopid Cat... and an Everyday Girl... and a Pagan Lass... and my Whee Fem... and Zardi... and Sam Pureheart... and Lonestar Ranger... and Gary Concord... and so much amazing creative stuff I can't begin to describe how much I'm going to miss you.

lots of really great memories

An amazing storyteller

A heart of gold

I can think of few that will be missed more deeply. We shared a love for story-telling (even if we did not always see eye to eye) and creating tons of characters/family-trees.

Plenty of love.

and a Green Lantern ring on a mop

I found a Zardi action figure. It only says rude things when you pull its string, but I'm keeping it anyway.

I found a stoopid cat. Too stoopid to spell the word stupid.
Wait... how can this cat spell...

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

I found a stoopid cat. Too stoopid to spell the word stupid.
Wait... how can this cat spell...

Like this:

http://www.clker.com/cliparts/T/n/p/v/l/q/cat-paw-prints.svg

Magical paw prints!

A blessing in Pyngwyny:

"Dywh the All-Merciful, who took feathers and swam among us, receive thy servant Abin into rest eternal."

The unique speech patterns of Space Ranger!

A souvenir coaster from the McMenamins Edgefield brewery, circa 2010. I'm gonna' frame it for posterity!

The pushbike that he and Numf used!