Read the billboard in Arkansas for the Eye Surgery Center, with the smiling picture of Dr. Teeds beneath it.

I wish Teeds would inform me when she becomes an eye surgeon and grows a beard and stuff. That billboard really caught me off-gaurd.

You know, they never said who they were quoting that trusts Dr. Teeds.

Personally, I do trust Teeds.

I'm not so sure I trust her to go digging around in my eye, though.

Well she wouldn't have to dig so much if she is using that laser dohickey. It would just be "burn, baby, burn!"

Hm, would you trust her to look at the bruises on your shins?

Absolutely.

We're talking her medical specialty here.

Teeds subscribes to the Dr. Phil school of psychology: Crybabies just need a good kick in the @$$ to set 'em straight!

I'm afraid of what Doctor Teeds will prescribe when I tell her I have a sinus cold!

I'd like to see your diploma, "Doctor" Teeds!

Great. He's huffing mist...again.

The Comic Code Authority really needs to do some retroactive enforcement on that issue. Bad influence. Beauty school dropouts. Tsk.

Well, I've been huffing space-beer tonight. Maybe I'll try this "mist" you speak of...

Too bad cell-phone cameras hadn't been invented way back in November 2004... (and jeepers-! I thought our con trip was in Nov 2005... I'm space-losing it)

Bazaar!

Aroooooga!

Doctor Teeds..in the bazaar...with the foghorn!

I win!

I wonder if Dr. Teeds is still in business?

I wonder if unidentified people still trust him.

Sounds like a real Dr. Yoser to me...

On the other hand...

How cool would it be if Lash got a job working for Dr. Teeds?

I ain't fixing to move to no Arkansas! /majorcountrytwang

There's a Dr. Teeds in Clarksville, Tennessee. Dentist, but you could make the switch.

You know who Dr. Teeds' repeat male customers are. They come in wearing shin guards.

A doctor who always stays on-topic!