ANGST IN YOUR PANTS


So, it appears that longtime LMB crackpot MLLASH has spawned an entire teenage LMB membership (AKA "Brats SW6"), using DNA obtained illegally from his pals. But we here at the LMBE are not ones to judge. We here at the LMBE are ones to sit around and watch the sensual teenaged shenanigans unfold, and we didn't have to wait long.


WHO'S PRINCESS CALIENTE CANOODLING?

Here's a hint: Roe v. Wade. Looks like a certain LMB lawyer was quite the ladies-man as a teenager! Look for the Princess to suffer some hot heartbreak soon when certain fabulous DNA strands kick in for Kid Quislet, Esq.


GOTH GONE WILD!

LMB den mother Saturn Girl, whose teenage counterpart calls herself Goth Girl, has found herself on both the giving and receiving ends of affection from Kid Cobalt, the teenaged version of LMB himbo Cobalt Kid. Screams the enraged Lightning Scooter (sexy teenaged longhaired version of LMB patriarch Lightning Lad who is married to Saturn Girl): "NO COMMENT!"


CEEJ PERILOUS

In a display of testosterone going crazy the likes one can only see at a boarding school where a wimpy nerd takes a serious beating from his classmates, Teen Ceej ("SW6" version of LMBer CJ Taylor) and Kid Shakespeare ("SW6" version of LMBer kent Shakespeare) can't seem to quit beating on each other. Only one can be the alpha male: who will it be? Watch this space!


MEOW MIX

Our spies inform us that MLLASH, who is currently trapped in his baby identity of "Super Lash Tot" thanks to a time-travel snafu by Leap year Lass, has tried several times to ensnare the teeanged version of Fat Cramer, called "Kit-Kat", for taming as his personal pet and bodyguard. Kit-Kat has been far too clever for the infant MLLASH, and the baby has suffered many 'ow-ies' as a result.


MORE as it DEVELOPS! And we all know how quickly teenagers can develop!

One begs the question...are certain forces on Legion World going to try and keep these younger versions around and shang-hai the old ones?

Well, while I personally have nothing against sexy teens per se, I'd rather they not take any limelight off of me. I need my limelight! And bandaids for the owies...

With Lard Lad and Umber joining the Sex Teens 6 (ST6 LMB that is), they basically have a line-up of their own now!

Well, thank space I accidentally drank Abin's DNA after mistaking it for soda. That's one less sexy teen running around here!


>Urrrp!< Excuse me. My tummy feels funny...

Oh no! You might end up with super-cleaning powers, super-annoying powers or some ring on a piece of your body emitting green light (but in a good way this time!).

***RALLLLLLLLLLPH!***

Sorry 'bout that... Great Space, what a lot of vomit!

Ummm... tell me that isn't a... SEXY TEEN emerging from that pile of throw-up...!!!

LATEST SEXY TEEN BIRTHED IN BILE! SUPER LASH TOT'S PUKE LIKE PLACENTA! IT'S THE DEBUT OF THE CLEANEST TEEN OF ALL: ABIN LAD!

Watch this space!

You better hope there isn't or I'll have to speak to Gary about making Everyday Girl your permanent Baby-Sitter.

We shouldn't have a baby running amok on Legion World, UNSUPERVISED, now should we????

ITEM!

Rockhopper's sexy teen clone has ESCAPED your EVIL clutches and is the CAT'S MEOW of the SANDY EGGO social scene!

Seymour has pics, but is charging way too much for them.

ABIN LAD VOWS TO CLEAN UP THE BRATS SW6 IMAGE! GOTH GIRL STORMS OFF, KIT-KAT LICKS HIM!

SEXY TEENS CLAIM NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THEM, STORM OFF LEGION WORLD! SUPER LASH TOT RELIEVED, GASSY

Item!
Fat Cramer, tired of being pursued by LMB Enquirer Paparazzi, scalds an Enquirer holovid photographer with a huge vat of hot coffee!

There's something in the SD Meetup thread that this hotel computer won't let me see... what have those guys been up to overnight?

I kinda miss the sexy teen LMB...

I miss gossip!

Is Miss Gossip registered here? I hope so. The LMB Enquirer has become more and more dull, less and less filthy over time. It's just sad.