On the first day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me

A message board for posting

On the second day of Christmas the LMB gave me

2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the third day of Christmas the LMB gave me

3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the fourth day of Christmas the LMB gave me

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the fifth day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me

5 Punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the sixth day of Christmas the LMB gave me

6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the seventh day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me

7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the eighth day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me

8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Crmers and a message board for posting

On the ninth day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me

9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the 10th day of Christmas the LMB gave me

10 Outdoor Miners, 9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the eleventh day of Chirstmas the LMB gave me

11 robot lesbians, 10 Outdoor Miners, 9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers and a message board for posting.

On the twelth day of christmas the LMB gave me

12 free SHAKES cocktails, 11 robot lesbians, 10 Outdoor Miners, 9 studs named Matthew, 8 caps so nelly, 7 Cobies humping, 6 Icefires flirting, 5 punning Teeds

4 Cruey busts, 3 Dean pics, 2 Fat Cramers

AND A MESSAGE BOARD FOR POSTING!

Merry Christmas to all! And as Tiny Tim used to say, "God bless us all, every one of us!"

Thanks Lash! You've outdone yourself again

I had to seperate the 7 Cobies humping, they were scaring the 11 robot lesbians.

I'm sure on of the punning Teeds must've said something to make you smile when that happened...

Hmm... does that add up to:

12 message boards for posting
22 Fat Cramers
30 Dean pics
36 Cruey busts
40 punning Teedses
42 Icefires flirting
42 Cobies humping (guess the flirting paid off just right )
40 caps so nelly (enough for all the punning Teedses)
36 studs named Matthew
30 Outdoor Miners
22 robot lesbians
12 free SHAKES cocktails

Wow!

(I claim one of those cocktails... )

The punning Teeds ran off with 10 of my cocktails (one for each of their hands!)

Can I interest you in a cap so nelly?

Such a lie. I'd take the caps (which on me would not be nelly but instead darling).

OK, but just one. You'll have to offload the rest of that shoddy merchandise elsewhere -- maybe as Secret Santa gifts at your workplace.

I'll take 6 Fat Cramers, 25 Icefires, 21 Cobies, 18 Matthews, and an Outdoor Miner or two. Just back the U-Haul up to the side door, please...

NO WAY am I giving up my Cobies, Matthews and Miners!

Take the robot lesbians instead.

I'd, uh, rather not.

[trembling]

More proof that STU is NOT a lesbian

No, I was just trembling with anticipation.

And demurring so that I could play hard to get.

ROTFL Hillarious Lash, but only 12 Shakes cocktails? That's barely enough to survive.

Glad you liked it, Arachne!

It was fun trying to come up with words that fit the original song that were also references to LEGION WORLD...!

That was good. All we need is a Chameleon smiley morphing into a Christmas wreath.

(No pressure, Nighty!)

I knew it.

I guess the Nightys bamfing, Lightning Laddies, Drakeys drawing, Sonnies traveling, Greybirds flying, Juans a-doctoring, Reeps a-polling, Stu's a-barking, Povs a-painting, Arachnes spinning, Calebs moving, Rokks a-sueing, Seymours planting, and even Primes transforming are still up for grabs. To say nothing of the Lyric LASHES.

Thank you, Santa Lash! Perhaps you could start working on "The Night Before Christmas on Legion World".

And a jolly alternate version, KP!

Lash, do I get to at least be one of the stud Matthew's? I know the others are reserved for a certain other Matt...

See, I realized right away there was no way I could include everyone (and I couldn't figure out how to make Jeffy/Kippers or Povvins fit in the song, though I tried!)....

Sooooooo I tried to use blanket references to cover many folks at once. The "studs named Matthew" cover Boy w/ UP, Danny Blaine, matlock and probably a few others as well. The SHAKES cocktails was giving a wave to Semi, Vee and the steady customers of that fine establishment and of course the message board for posting was the greatest gift of all from Scooter and Gary! (I had also tried to work the phrase "Gary Smilies" or "Gary Graemlins" into the song but couldn't make it sound good!)

So Danny, you were already intended to be one of the studs named Matthew!

And Kippers, if you have an alternate version you wanna post here I'd love to read it!

I think we could have an entire thread devoted to LW carols!

Deck the boards with Nighty graemlins...

Dashing through the threads, posting all the way...

Silent night (no one's posting)...

Hark! The herald Jeffey sings
Glory to Homecoming Queen!
Peace on LWORLD and mercy mild
Reep and Greybird reconciled

Joyful now as Thora rises
And rubs Cobie with her thigh-ses
As Harbinger hosts proclaim
Lash is horny once again
Hark! The herald Jeffey sings
Glory to Homecoming Queen

Teeds whom we all just adore
EDE full of Legion Lore
Povvins is a naughty sweet
Sonnie Boy just can't be beat

lil rhino is so witty
Arachne is oh-so pretty
Nightcrawler is graemlin king
at the Karaoke Stage we all will sing

Hark! The LMB shall sing
Glory to Homecoming Queen!

Flirting we have done online
Sweetly typing those PMs
Posting silly sweet nothings
It's time to flirt once again

Gloria in excessive flirting

Gloria in excessive flirting

Posters why no jubilee?
Why has flirting nearly ceased?
What hubby don't know won't hurt him
So resume flirting once again

Gloria in excessive flirting

Gloria in excessive firting

All I want for Christmas is my two front ...

You naughty sweet!

Wow. You definitely have a gift for parody lyrics, Mikey. Those are great.

XXXXs Jeffey!

I can't imagine that anyone would want those...

They must be like 31st Century fruitcakes...

Lash, your version of "Hark! the Herald angel sings" has just made my whole week ! I love it! I want more!

Thanks Cobie!

Here's a few quickie snippets for ya:


Santa Baby

Semi baby
Leave a cocktail under the tree
For me
I've been an awfully bad boy
Semi baby
Hurry down my chimney tonight


***********************

The First Noel

The first meeting
of the LMB
was a crazy occassion
that made history

From home to home
they all have been hurled
But now they reside on
Their very own WORLD

***************************

Let it Snow


Oh the weather outside is frightful
So stay in and post and take a poll
Hit the PC Machine, now go!
Take a poll, take a poll, take a poll

[MLLASH]
{ Reep and Greybird reconciled }

"Might as well be frank, monsieur. You'd need a miracle to get out of Casablanca, and the
Germans have outlawed miraclesssss." -- Ferrari (Sydney Greenstreet) in "Casablanca"

{rueful smile}

I warned Gary this would happen. He's already given in to the Reep/Turkey. After the Reep/Wreath or Reep/Santa what's next? Reep/New Year's Baby? Reep/Cupid? Reep/Washington/Lincoln? Just create one, morphing through the major holidays and call it quits.

All of your work is exquisite, but this one truly shows the boundless extent of your artistry. The understated appreciation for your subject matter makes this ditty obviously one of your most beloved.

Those are all wonderful Ideas Scott, I hope Gary appreciates all you're doing for him.

very funny LASH !!!

nice of you to mention, me !!!

Matthew.

Thanks Lash I am honored to be put into your song!!!!

Thanks Lash Im honored to be part of your Holidays!

Lash, I had figured as much. You aren't really one to leave people out.

God Rest Ye merry Message Posters
of tidings and dismay!
for Lightning Lad and Nightcrawler have made Legion World today
To save us all from message board limbo
when we have gone astray...

It's official. The holidays have begun:

do you count the day after THANKSGIVING then ??? as the start of the CHRISTMAS ....

i suppose we wait till December the 1st and the first day of the ADVENT calendar, although in work at the moment i'm in the mood for Christmas songs !!!

Matthew.

'Tis a slippery slope indeed.

Deck the threads with Nighty graemlins

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

So festive (unlike the Kremlin)

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Don we now our gay apparel

Fa la la, la la la, la la la!

(Make a joke at your own peril)

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

WOW! Lash you've really started something here. People seem to be excited for the holidays now. See, it IS a state of mind and heart, and it's not all about the gifts and how much you can spend. This year we have each other, and this unique and magickal place to share.

Scott is still in a sleeping coma from the turkey yesterday, but when he wakes up and goes into LMB Founder Mode, you can bet he will add some more new lyrics to old festive favorites.

Keep it up! I'm going to work on a song too, and I will be laughing as your 'Legion lyrics' will replace old lyrics this season.

(singing mode)

Rockin' around the LMB
at the Hootchie Hut tonight
Strippers will dance where you can see
so there's no need to fight

Rockin' around the LMB
over at the Red Light Lounge
Head to the back room if what you need
Is the hottest guys in town

You will get a sentimental feeling
when you hear
Cobie saying, "Sweet ass sweet"
When the stripper's clothes
Fall to her feet

Rockin' around the LMB
At their Christas party hop
Everyone's dancing merrily
Doing the Durlan Bop

I'm rather good at the Dulran Bop and it makes the ladies weak in the knees...

ROTFL!

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Over on the MMB last night.
He didn't see me creep
Into this thread to have a peep;
He thought that I was taking a poll by Reep.
Then, I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Mommy had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!

Jillikers! What gifts might the 12 days of Christmas 2004 bring...?

I'm particulurly fond of this one

The first Numf-El
Harbiinger saw
Was not unlike MLLASH
but not quite as raw.
Not quite as raw,
minding the boards
On a cold winter's night
fending off Hrun's little hordes
Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El,Numf-El
Porn is the thing of Quislet's cell.

Good High Priestess Viv looked out
on the Feast of Yule.
When ev'ryone that posts about
fellowship and brew.
Brightly shone the moon that night,
Glist'ning like shined pewter
Rather than watch such stars so bright,
all were on computer.

This thread really just gets better with age.

'Tis the season.

OH.MY.GOD!

I second that!

God Rest Ye Merry Jectra Twins,
Let nothing you dismay,
Remember Lash our Founder,
was born happy and gay
To save us all from the Anti-Moderator
When we weren't allowed to play
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

On Legion World, in the MMB,
The blessed babe was born
But if anyone else calls Harbi a babe
they'll get a trumpet or a horn,
And Abin'll be left to clean it up,
while Miner scoffs with scorn,
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

From Nightcrawler and Lightning Lad,
a blessed joke once came,
And unto certain LMBers,
brought tidings of the same,
How that in the legend of Stu was born,
The made up poster by name,
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

Now to past and future sing praise,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of the LMB
All other doth deface
O tidings of ennui and debauchery
Ennui and debauchery
O tidings of ennui and debauchery

To celebrate my first Christmas on Legion World, I've written a little ditty also.

The tune is my favourite Christmas song "In the Bleak Midwinter" (I am a choir nerd). If you've never heard it, you can find it here:
http://cyberhymnal.org/htm/i/n/intbleak.htm


At the lodge of Rockhopper
Frosty winds had moaned.
Ground was hard as iron,
Water like a stone.
Snow had fallen, snow on snow,
Snow on snow.
So decreed Rockhopper:
The party was a go!

His guests, the LMBers,
(some are a bit insane)
Needed time to get away
Heroing’s a strain.
The Rookery of Rockhopper
With its roofs all iced,
Held their Christmas party
Who’d not be enticed?

Frio and Icefire
Had help him prepare that day,
Ice sculptures of each LMBer,
Lined the entry way.
SHAKES and Café Cramer,
Provided food and more.
The furniture was put away
To make a dancing floor.

Cobalt Kid and LAM
Were first to arrive there.
Actor Lad and Caliente
Were a pretty pair.
Lash and Tamper were next,
Then Disaster Boy and Quis.
Crujectra greeted her host
With a kiss.

After all were gathered,
Lightning Lad began
A toast to all on Legion World:
Every penguin, cat, woman and man.
And so the Christmas party
Was off to a fine start.
And so the song is ended
Before the good part!

Sure, this is silly, and, probably unnecessary, but, in keeping with the current Rhino craze, we might as well...


On the twelfth day of Rhino, my rhino sent to me:

Twelve rhinos drumming
Eleven rhinos piping
Ten rhinos leaping
Nine rhinos dancing
Eight rhinos milking
Seven rhinos swimming
Six rhinos laying
Five gold rhinos
Four colly rhinos
Three French rhinos
Two rhino doves
And a rhino in a pear tree.

Rhino busts a move

I'll be here on Christmas.
Log-in and you’ll see
Genie tricks, bad limericks,
And much inanity.

Lash and Quis might find me
With our penguin host.
I'll be here on Christmas
Join me for a post.

I like this song!

Mixing the old and the newer, back to the 12 Days of Xmas :-


On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve tampering Tampers
Eleven leaping Lardys
Ten Rockhoppers
Nine naughty Nightys
Eight Calientes
Seven sex-starved Cobies
Six Spellbinders
Five Lightning Lads

Four Abin Quanks
Three Thriftshop Debs
Two Varalents

And a Harbinger and a Sonnie !

I like that one Numf! Good job!

Didn't I get anything during those twelve days of Christmas?

Wow! I got a day, and I'm not exactly postariffic!

I guess you have to have been there, dude...

Actually...it might be because of all those hand jobs...

Hand jobs? Are you a hand model?

Um...I dunno..I guess I meant like, uh, blue collar work or something. Yeah! That's the ticket!

Sounds good to me, dude

Hand model! That's it! I'm like frickin' George Costanza! Yep---that's what I meant!

Okay....

Hey, sorry laR - but there's only 12 slots, and I somehow managed to get 13 LWers in there. That leaves another 900 + that didn't manage.

It was nothing personal, but getting legionadventure man to scan neatly was a bit of a bind ...........

Tell you what - here's one especially for you -

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:-

12 legionadventuremen
11 legionadventuremen
10 legionadventuremen
9 legionadventuremen
8 legionadventuremen
7 legionadventuremen
6 legionadventuremen
5 legionadventuremen !
4 legionadventuremen
3 legionadventuremen
2 legionadventuremen
and a legionadve-hen-tureman


There, happy now?
K'N

Deliriously!

And despite my (previously) glum-looking icon, I was just pulling your leg, Numf - excellent job on the poetry!

Oh I just kill me.

Lash, you are the cleverest man ever. It's true!

What shall this year's 12 days entail?

We should find room for Pantsless Povvys, Missing Losers, and Future stickers!

And a shin-bruise delivered by Teeds!

[morphs into Dreidel Damsel and sings, "Lonely Jew At Christmas"]

This is totally the end of the song. Done.

sigh

And Shadys sighing

Merry Christmas!!

Yes yes yes, Merry Christmas to all!!

And to all a good night!

Happy holidays everyone!

Don't forget Festivus for the rest of us.

The most beloved holiday thread of all-- IS BACK!!!

How delightful.

Love the songs, Lash. Very inventive.

Happy Holidays to one and all.

So what 12 things do you all wanna get for Christmas?

12 Thora floggings

11 Hi-Risk con jobs

10 Pantsless Povvys

9 Comic Review months

8 Sarky commissions

7 horny rhinos

6 Set fanfactions

5 Cle-o-mes

4 hurt Rickshaws

3 Lard Lads

2 Cramey purrs

and Avengers threads by Fannie!

Yay! I've had the honor of being mentioned in a Lash Christmas Carol.

Thank you, Lash.

I tried to do folks who weren't in the original one and STILL did Cramey two times...

"5 Cle-o-mes" is just brilliant.

If I had buttons on my shirt, they'd be bursting with pride right now, LASH!

There are so many ways this can be taken out of context

Nothing says Christmas like some Hi-Risk Von Tingle cons.

Tingle is a character in Legend of Zelda, buy it on the NES or the new-fangled Switch.

12 DAYS? BAH! FEMBRAIN STRONGLY ENCOURAGES A NARROWER DELIVERY WINDOW.

Lean and mean operations !