You must have been your Mom's best Christmas present!

How about a peach pie instead of a birthday cake - it's the least Christmassy thing I can think of.

Happy B-day! Best wishes for a great day!

Health & Happiness Always!

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, Sarcasm Kid. Along with that peach pie, have a nip of Braalian Brandy. (Hey, if kids are adults at 14 on Braal, they can certainly drink by 19.)

Aw thanks you guys. And for you, we have...

Kono, Jo, and Cham in "Christmas COPS"
* http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5480698/4/Christmas_Track_List_Disc_II

Super Nazi Fighter and Foxtrot Lass
* http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5480698/5/Christmas_Track_List_Disc_II

Do you have a cake request, SK? I can look into it right after brunch.

That's okay. We're gonna have cake later, but thanx for offering.

Anyway, here's a little story for you guys. I was buying a CD for my brother at FYE, and they had this pouches for "Blood Energy Potion", I am NOT kidding, actual pouches of stuff that looks like blood. It said B Positive. So, I bought him. I already told him it was blood before Christmas, and he didn't believe me. When he opened it last night, he freaked out so bad it was priceless!

<span style="font-size: 18px;">Happy Birthday,</span> you little monster!

Yeah but I'm the good kind of monster. Not the kind who hide in garbage cans or who are hopelessly addicted to baked treats. Oh, wait...

Happy Birthday, SK!

Happy Belated, SK. My best friend's birthday is also on Christmas Day. He always says he loves it because no one ever forgets his birthday.

OOOO!!! Only 14 days away!!!!

Well, you guys, since my 20th birthday is next week, I'm going to do something I haven't done in seven years.

I'm writing a letter to Santa.

Good luck with that dude!
Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY too! Hope it's great!!

Happy Bday Sarky!

Happy Birthday

Hurray!
We've started this early enough that even I can post before the day is over!
I may even post more than once!

Happy Cakes and Candles Day SK.

Happy Decanting Day, SK! May Our Ford bless you!

Have a Happy Birthday, SK!

Health & Happiness Always!

Happy, happy birthday, SK!

All the stores are selling at this time of night is... fruitcake. And remaindered Elmo dolls.

Sorry, SK. Happy Birthday anyway.

Happy Birthday, kiddo!!

Merry Birthday, Sarkie!

HBD SK!

Hope your Birthday is a funtastic one!!!
and I'm not being sarcarstic either!

<span style="font-size: 16px;">:Meow, meow, meow, , meow.
Meow, meow, meow, , meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, , meow, meow !</span>
Or something like that.
HUGS!

Happy Birthday, SK.

Have a Super-Birthday of Space!

Check out my birthday cake:

Happy Birthday. Hope you had a fantastic day!

Merry Birthday. Happy Christmas.

Have a great birthday, SK, and a wonderful year. May all your comic book dreams come true!

I wanted to wait until it was near midnight.

Thank you. Thank you all so very, very much. You have no idea how much I appreciate your warm wishes. I hope all of you had a merry Christmas or whatever it is you celebrate, just as long as you enjoyed it.

In terms of what I got for Christmas, well:

Curse of the Cheerleaders by M.T. Coffin
Scarecrow by Richie Cusick
13: More Tales of Horror
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (DVD)
Donkey Kong Country Returns

This was all I asked for. Wait, actually, I asked for two graphic novels that hadn't gotten here yet but that's it. My dad gave me:

Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe
Mario Kart: Luigi Racer figurine
A book on the ankh with a necklace
Four horror movies in one DVD.

I only asked for one thing for my birthday. I wanted a commission by Joe Prado, one character. But the rep said Joe's list would be opening in January. I decided to wait.

Considering how short my Christmas list was, my mother said I could ask for a couple more things. I asked to get a cheaper commission done on one of those blank comics by Talent Caldwell. I'd also have to wait, considering I'd have to mail it to him.

I was thinking we'd be getting another ice cream cake from Carvel like usually. I was surprised that they ordered a cake. I thought it might be red velvet, but I didn't expect it to be an Arsenal cake.

I also got 245 dollars in cards.

Look what my brother got me. A commission by an artist on DeviantArt named Polly Guo.



And, guys, I'm sorry about the post I made in "I was a teenage...". I wasn't aware that term was offensive. I actually asked my brother to fill in the blank, he's gay himself mind you, but if I'd known it was offensive I wouldn't have posted. Again, sorry.

Nice image!

And here's an even better one! The birthday gift I've been waiting for, for forever! White Lantern Lightning Lad by Joe Prado!

Hey buddy! Hope you had a GREAT Birthday!

Happy Birthday, Sarc!!
Hope you have a FABOO day!!

happy birthday! awesome drawing!

I thought Sarc's birthday was Christmas? Or is EVERYTHING I have EVER KNOWN a LIE!?!?!!? *breaks vase*

No no, everyone! My birthday IS Christmas, but due to Joe's schedule with Brightest Day, he only now just finished this.

Some people are greedy about best wishes!
hmmmmph!

>whew!< I thought this was going to be one of those spooky "Everything You THOUGHT you knew-- was WRONG!!!!" situations.

Nike's please.

Happy Bday, Kid. Hope it was/is a good'un.

Everything you think you know.... is wrong.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Good one, Jerry!

It's sort of like Octooo rather than Starro, but still an invertebrate.
Grusome!

A birthday nipple pinchy!

Happy Decanting Day, Sarcasm Kid!

(Whatever day that happens to be) :rolleyes:

May Our Ford bless you!

Happy Bday!

Oh I give up!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARCASM LAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations on your impending nuptials, Sarcasm Boy!!!

Sarcasm Kid's new birthday is officially May 13th!

Happy Mother's Day, Sarcasm King!!!!!

<span style="font-size: 18px;">Happy April Fool's Day!</span>
Oh . . . no.
It's just a Friday the 13th.

Well, that's good, too!
<span style="font-size: 20px;">Happy Friday the 13th, SK!</span>

Shh! Saying that out loud's a sure way to get killed down by the lake while you're trying to give your lady some fine loving. Fine Loving, America's latest multi-nutritional vitamin and stimulant. In pill, capsule, and suppository form. Now in vanilla, mint, and cherry salsa flavors.

A Very Merry Unbirthday to You! (yes, you.)

I want cherry salsa fine loving, please.

HAPPY MAY 19TH!!!!!

Every day is a good day for a Carvel ice cream cake!!

Happy Towel day!

Good-bye Oprah!

Hello summer!!

Hello McCauley Culkin!!!!

Labor Day weekend in NYC used to mean Wigstock.
*sigh*

What's Wigstock?

by the time we got to Wigstock, we were half a million blonde...

Happy birthday, Sarcasm Lad!

Not for 12 days. Then I'm 21.

12 21

12 Days of Christmas.

Heh. Word play.

Less wordplay, more foreplay? Unless you're Coldplay...

When this thread totally derailed on Page 3, it became the BEST BIRTHDAY THREAD EVER.

I'm starting to feel old.

I suddenly have an urge to eat breakfast cereal with ice cream and chocolate syrup, and have my mom tuck me into bed.

Who is taking this kid out to get snookered? NY Legion World contingent assemble!

Jeepers! Too bad there aren't any Legion Worlders who work at bars in NYC or anything!

Don't do it, SK! You'll end up at the December equivalent of Wigstock.

Thanks for the save.

So, in a week I shall be 21.

Happy 4th of July!

The day SK walks into the Charlotte Bar & Lounge in the lobby of the Millennium Broadway Hotel, 145 West 44th street, btwn 6th ave & Broadway, in the heart of beautiful Times Square- the crossroads of the world- I'll finally get to use the fainting divan we had installed last year!!

Somebody better snap a picture, because the world could end next year and I don't want to go without seeing this, by damn!

Oh SK, now that you've announced this to the world, every Legion Worlder who likes guys is going to try to get into your pants!

OMG!! Four more days!!

*hic*

Groovetastic Birthday, for real for once, SK!

Happy Birthday, kiddo!
Now sit yer boney, white ass on Auntie Anita's lap!

Have yourself a merry little birthday.

Happy Birthday Sarky.

Happy Birthday, Sarky! You have the same birthday as my best friend (and, no, I don't mean Jesus )

SK!

Have a wonderful birthday, Sarky, and lots of comicy goodness in the year ahead!

Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Health & Happiness Always!

Happy birthday, SK.

Merry, happy birthday, SK!

I love you guys.

Belated Happy Birthday, Sarky.

Only nine & a half months to go!!
I think I'll start drinkin' NOW!!

A-hem.

Happy Decanting Day, Sarcasm Kid! May Our Ford bless you!

Happy Belated Birthday!

Health & Happiness Always!

Merry Fourth of July!

I hit ya up on FB kiddo.

Ack! Late for the party.

Happy birthday SK!!!

Happy birthday Sarky!!!

Happy, happy birthday, SK!

Happy birthday, Sarky.

Huge ...no I mean Huge... Happy Birthday Sarky!

Happy birthday, Sarc'!

Happy Birthday, Sarky.

Some fat guy left a bunch of boxes for you but I thought they might have time dated material so I opened them. Did you need this new set of pans and jammies?

Happy Birthday!

Hope you're having a great one!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

YOOOOOOOOU OPENED MYYYYYYYYYYYY PRESENTS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Merry...no wait I've done that one... Happy... Yes that's it...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday SK

Happy Birthday, Sarky.

Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Be glad this is not a vocal. I suck at singing.

Happy birthday, Sarky - do something Legion-worthy today

Happy birthday!

A belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sarky!

(Sorry I missed it...away on a mission, ya know.)

Happy belated birthday, Sarky! Hope you're still celebrating and all the best for the year ahead!

Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sarky!
Hope you're having a great time seeing the end of 2017 and welcoming in 2018 too

Happy Belated Birthday! Health & Happiness Always!

Many Happy Returns Sarky!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, Sarky, sorry I missed it.

All this festival stuff is just a warm up for the MAIN EVENT!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARKY!

Happy birthday

Happy/Merry/Joy/Peace/Love, S.K.

Happy Birthday, Sarky!

Thanks again, guys. I hope you like the new stuff I left in Bits.

Happy belateds, Sarky! May you enjoy a year of good fortune and great comics!

Happy Belated Birthday! Health & Happiness Always!