Originally posted by LASHbrain:
For you straight weirdos: the big gay huff (or BGH if you will) should NEVER BE IGNORED by straights and should always be followed by your semi-futile, akward attempts to placate us emotional homersectuals until we accept your sweet, fumbling straight-boy apology-- which usually comes quickly because us gays are always flattered when straight boys seek our favor (which should be ALWAYS, if-- like a proper straight boy, you have a fag hag)!!
Damn, you straights have SO MUCh to learn!!!
Great. Now not only do we have to worry about the Female Temper Tantrum, we also have to deal with the Big Gay Huff.
I think I'll be a hermit instead.
You hear that? I'm threatening to stop posting again!
*exits in a HUNKY MALE WALKOUT*
(for those of you who don't know, a Hunky Male Walkout can only be defused by showing up at the guy's door with a six-pack of ice-cold booze, a large box of pizza, a stack of video games, and at least one naked woman)