...met a Legion creator in person.


(And if you have never played this drinking game, the rule is that everyone who HAS done this has to take a swig. Hilarity usually ensues, depending on what was just said. However, in the LEGION WORLD version of the game, the first person who HAS done what the last person has never done gets to make the next statement to move the game along. And as for things you have never done... ANYTHING goes.) <-- Insert evil chuckle here!

Never have I ever ... dressed up as a Legionnaire for Halloween.

[Creators met: Dave Cockrum, Steve Lightle, Mark Waid and Jeff Moy.]

NEVER have I EVER...met another poster from Legion World in person!

[I was Lyle (Invisible Kid) Norg for Halloween last year.]

Never have I ever... had sex with more than one other person at the same time!

[Posters met: Beagz, MLLASH, Mystery Lad, the boy with UltraPowers, Poverty Lad, plus a couple of others who aren't registered on this board yet]

Never have I ever had a massage with full release!

(It was a long time ago, don't ask)

<edited for grammar>

how intriguing...

So, is that a "yes" or "no," Danny?

I have never had sex with someone from this board

mmmm...I was ready to reply but I'm gonna wait for Danny.... Hopefully he'll say something

ok... Never have I ever.... met a rude Legion fan.

yes I have had a massage to full release... (hey I've had 3 back surgeries and the massages helped let me walk again)

Does it have to be "met in person"?

no Caleb,,,,on the board as well

I won't say who.

I have never...

missed Gim Allon. His death didn't affect me in the least. He's the only Legionnaire whose death did not affect me.


Can you imagine if some said "I have never flirted with Lash." Man, this thread would be OVER!!!

Pass

NEVER have I EVER ... ripped a Legion comic to shreds.

[I've missed Gim. I don't want to see him brought back because I think his absence is a constant reminder of the cost of being a Legionnaire. But I do miss him from time to time.]

NEVER have I EVER......skipped out on a restaurant tab.

[When I was a young-un, I ripped up the LSH issue where Invisible Kid gets killed, I disliked it so much. Of course, I had to run out and replace it right after, little collector git that I was.]

NEVER, have I EVER ... crapped my pants as an adult!

[It wasn't intentional - my friend and I were eating at a pizza place and they were closing, so we left and later realized neither of us had paid the bill!]

Where's perennial Legion reject Crap-In-Pants King when you need him?

Dude! I think this'll kill the thread!

It's dead Jim

Okay, okay! In order to spare any Legion pants-crappers the hideous shame of, er, coming clean about it (just the thought...), I declare the last question void. Anyone, feel free to start a new "Never have I ever" in its place!

Since I put out the last one that nobody responded to, I'll throw another one out there:

NEVER have I EVER ... bought a comic book and stuck it in a bag before even reading it.

Never have I ever handled an original copy of Adventure #247, the one that started it all!

[Truth, I either buy them already in bags and read them anyway, or do so before bagging them]

BUMP!

I haven't handled a 247 myself, but I wanted to see this thread continue...

Never have I ever wondered why the Legion is still going strong.

I have handled and do own an original copy of 247 even if it is held together with tape.

And never have I ever met one of you in person.

Never have I ever been pulled over by the police when I was driving a car.

[I've met a bunch of you in person! (Too many to list right now.) And now, so has Scott! ]

Never have I Ever gone on a blind date.

[I did get pulled over once for speeding]

Never have I ever played Black Jack in a casino.

(My college best friend set me up with her boyfriend's friend, we had fun, went on three more dates, he dumped me and I started to date his ex.)

Never have I ever eaten llama meat.

Never have I ever seen "Gone with the Wind".

(Psst -- you're supposed to tell us about your llama-meat-eating experience, in addition to making a "never have I ever" statement!)

NEVER have I EVER attended a professional football game.

[I have sat through all five hours of "Gone With the Wind." I still have never eaten llama meat.]

NEVER have I EVER passed out from drinking.

(I've been to several football games. My first, completely randomly, was a pre-season game between the Minnesota Vikings and the Arizona Cardinals... random because, at the time, I lived in NY)

Never have I EVER voted for a Republican.

(Tequila shots, I thought I was doing just fine, having fun, then boom .... waking up on the bathroom floor some time later)

NEVER have I EVER been to a political convention.

[I voted for Reagan in 1984--the first election in which I was eligible to vote. What can I say? I was young.]

Apparently, nobody wants to fess up to having attended a convention, so I'll amend my previous response to political rally.

Never have I ever donated money to a political party or candidate.

[I attended a rally for Clinton in the early '90s, but I didn't really mean to -- it was occurring at the public venue that I was already visiting, so I just hung around.]

Never have I ever been to Texas.

[I bought 10 lbs of blueberries for an NDP fundraiser, so that's sort of a political donation, even though it's not tax exempt.]

Never have I ever met a famous actor/actress.

[I went to a Dallas Wizard World with Pov, meeting up with MLLASH on the way. There we met fellow Legion Worlders Beagz, Stargazer, Outdoor miner, Kent Shakespeare, Yellow Kid, and , I am sorry to say, a nineth person whom I have forgotten.]

Never have I ever called in to a radio show.

(I've met a few, but the most famous would have to be Winona Ryder, who was filming "The Age of Innocence " in my small town when I was in high school.)

Never have I ever made a parachute jump.

[There used to be a trivia show on the radio that I called into a couple of time. You had to answer a question (or one previously asked but unanswered), then stump them with a question, then finally answer one more question. I did win once. I don't remember the questions (mine or theirs) but I did win tickets to a concert by cellist Yo Yo Ma. I gave the tickets to my sister]

Never have I ever scuba-dived.

(Yeah... used to parachute for a living when I was in the army... rough on the knees after a time.)

[aside] Quis: STU was the 9th. [/aside]

I don't believe STU exists. So how could he be the nineth?

Never have I ever seen a wild bear.

[I scuba-dived briefly last year, taking lessons, but had a bad problem with my ear so quit. I never tried again because it just seemed like to much stuff to get organized.]

I have never been to any Disney park.

[I have seen wild bears in Alaska, the Yukon, the Northwest Territories, Alberta, Ontario, Quebec, New York and, from a distance, in Washington state]

Never have I ever cried at a movie.

[Are you serious?! I've been to all of the Disney parks except for Disney Studios Paris. As of the current date, that would include: Disneyland, Disney's California Adventure, Magic Kingdom, Epcot (formerly EPCOT Center), Disney's Hollywood Studios (formerly Disney-MGM Studios), Disney's Animal Kingdom, Tokyo Disneyland, Tokyo DisneySea, Disneyland Paris (formerly Euro Disneyland), and Hong Kong Disneyland.]

Never have I lost my house or apartment key.

[what can i say, i'm a big ol' softie. The very first movie that made me cry was Lion King...there have been about a dozen or more since then]

Never have I ever dated more than one woman/girl at the same time. The ultimate monogamist.

[I keep spare house, car, and work keys at each location. Losing keys is a specialty of mine.]

Never have I been out sailing; the only sailboats I have been on have been at dock.

[I sort-of overlapped twice, for a couple days, as one relationship was ending or going nowhere and another one seemed about to begin]

(yes, STU, I'm serious. I'm not an amusement park fan, or a fan of big crowds, especially tourist crowds)

Never have I ever enjoyed a roller coaster ride.

[I've been out sailing quite often, but really only like to go in guaranteed fair weather.]

Never have I been fired from a job.

[I love rollercoasters, last one i was on was about 2-3 months ago in the west ed mall. not the best coasters in the world but fun none the less]

Never have I ever been to ann auto race.

[I was fired from the Internal Revenue Service. There was the whole having someone stand over me while I collected my personal belongings. Although later as part of a settlement, the firing was changed to my resigning. After that it was on to law school.]

Never have I ever goteen a ticket for speeding.

[Haven't been to a race either, but my dad used to drive like a maniac when I was a kid--so I'll count that.]

[I did that one just a week ago, you thread-non-reader! ]

Oh DID you?

[Flashback]

[/Flashback]

NOT the same scenario, Stude! And if it were, is there a rule somewhere saying that a "never have I ever..." absolutely can't be repeated?

:pwned:

Yes, there is such a rule. It's in the mod's handbook, which you apparently don't have access to.

:ohsnapdoublepwned:

WhatEV! So is someone (*cough* Stu) gonna respond to mine or what?!?!?

Well, I've never gotten a speeding ticket, either, so I can't respond.

Nor me.

Previous "never have I ever":

If no one else has gotten one, does that mean I win?

gee, give it a day or two.

Plus, if that previous "never have I ever" regarding crapping one's pants didn't "win," then yours surely doesn't and can't!

Yeesh, who hasn't done that? :rolleyes:

As an adult?

...er...

Never have I gone deep sea fishing

[Got caught speeding about 12 years ago. Was late for an appointment and got busted for it. Oh well I learned my lesson]

Never have I ever played pinball.

[Well, I went mackerel fishing out on the ocean, and it was pretty deep by my standards. Not exactly tuna or swordfish....]

Never have I ever been to Africa.

[On family vacations when I was little we would sometimes go to arcades. I was never any good though]

Never have I ever had a drop of alcohol to drink.

(I've never been out of the country, not to mention to another continent)

Never have I ever had fish (in an aquarium, I mean, not to eat).

[I've had plenty of alcohol in the past, but none for quite a few years.]

Never have I ever fully understood the rules to this game (don't banish me).

[I was born in Europe and have a goldfish pond in the backyared}

Never have I ever watched Jurassic Park

[The rules are that in order to post, you first have to have done the thing the previous poster has never ever done. Then you post about something you have never ever done. The posting style may be a little confusing as you first post your "never ever" and then you tell how you did the previous poster's never ever. It is also helpful if your "never ever" is something someone has been able to do. For example "Never have I ever had dinner with Adolph Hitler" is not likely to continue the game; while "Never have I ever been to the White House" has the potential of being something someone here has actually done. Is that clear?]

Never have I ever appeared on television.

[Saw it in the theatre, but never had a desire to see it again, nor any sequels]

Never have I ever broken a bone.

[I was on the news as a speaker at a memorial service for a death that made big news locally]

Never have I been arrested.

[I broke a collarbone as a passenger in an auto accident at age 17]

Never have I ever had a work of fiction published.

[Sigh, yes... young juvenille deliquent Nihil was arrested at 15 (along with two other cronies) for stealing a set of tires out of a car junkyard. Interesting side note - as I was a "youthful offender" my records were sealed. Years later, while joining the army, the processing of my Secret Clearance was held up for months, until, finally, I was called in to the Intellegence Office. The officer was sitting there with my "full disclosure" paperwork and said, "All right, what's the deal? On your application you said you've been arrested, but we can find no record of it. Why on earth would you lie about something like that?"]

aside:Exnihil my experience was almost the opposite. Mine was held up because I had said I'd not been arrested yet they found a juvi record. Juvi refused to give them details. It's the first I'd heard I'd been arrested, one would've thought I'd have known about it. (Probably my brother using my name).

Never have I ever acted in a play or on film.

[I've had three stories published in a local comics anthology. I also self-published my own comic book three years ago.]

Never have I ever posted a video on YouTube.

[I was in several plays in school and a couple of small roles as an adult, but found I didn't have time to devote to it.]

Rocky, I don't think anyopne here has posted a video on YouTube. Want to try another?

Sure, why not?

Never have I ever had a cat as a pet.

Never have I ever lived in a mobile home.

I had a black and white cat named James. Adopted him out during a move. I miss the cat. I don't miss the litter box.

Never have I ever used a chainsaw.

[I've not actually lived in a MH, but 20ish years ago some friends had an old MH on a small bit of mountain acreage they used as a campsite (no power or running water, and bonfires and beer each night). I'd probably spend at least half a dozen or so nights there; a dozen tops]

In a fit of jealousy that I still don't quite comprehend, I chased after Lardlad last night with a chainsaw.

APBM,

Same question.

<looks like another case of thread leak, from the APBM. Are the thread wall dimensions disintegrating as Werezompire Stu approaches Time Trapper status?>

Never have I ever had my own website.

I've used chainsaws, both gas powered and electric, but I don't really enjoy them. Heavy, noisy and smelly. It's a guy thing.

Never have I ever ridden a roller-coaster.

[I had a local-news blog back around 2002ish, in between newspaper jobs. I've been intendeing to make another for LoC, but never quite get to it.]

Never have I ever played a musical instrument

I rode one outdoor roller coaster once and didn't like it. I also rode Space Mountain in Disneyland after waiting in line for an hour.

Never have I ever sold anything on eBay.

[I took both drum and guitar lessons. Never got very good at either.]

Just keeping y'all on your toes.

Never have I ever been to North Dakota.

[of a dozen comics I've tried to sell, I sold for New Teen Titan comics about a year and a half ago]

Never have I ever been on a helicopter.

[Teddy Roosevelt National Park: the other badlands. Beautiful at sunrise]

Never have I ever dived off a high diving board.

[I took a helicopter ride once at a county fair. The guy just circled around the area, did a few dips and back down. It was worth $20, but I don't think I'd want to be in one in a war zone.]

Never have I ever been to one of those white sand crystal clear blue water beaches where you can see forever.

[Did once, twas enough. More of a lean off really.]

-ing a favorite old thread

Never have I ever been to South America.

[Visited my Jimmy Buffet-esque cousin in West Palm Beach for one of the most mellow weeks of my life]

Never have I ever smoked pot.

(My parents and I moved to my father's native country of Ecuador when I was three. We stayed there until I was 16, then moved back to the States.)

Never have I totalled a car

(I smoked A LOT of pot. At on time I was what would be termed a chronic. Haven't smoked any in quite a while now, due to drug testing at work)

Never have a hooked up with someone in a public bathroom

(I was in a fairly bad car accident in 2004 that wasn't my fault--as proven at the arbitration--but it indeed totalled my car; however, you'd be surprised at how little damage accounts for totalling a car)

Never have I broken a bone.

(Do I really need to go into details on this one?)

Never have I ever shoplifted.

(I broke my nose... three times. Once in a fight, once in a car crash, and once, at 12 years old, running the length of a house, through the front door, and doing a forward flip onto a couch on the porch, as my momentum carried me beyond said couch and face first onto the ground below)

Well, it appears that LW is premeditated shoplifter-free (load off my mind, let me tell you... ), so I'll expand the last challenge to say:


Never have I ever shoplifted... even unintentionally.

Never have I ever peed my pants in public (Under the age of 10 does not count)

(Walked out of a store with some matchbox cars in the cart...that I didn't even put in there.)

Never have I ever had a six-pack

(I have had some close calls... I tend to wait until my bladder is about to bust before going to the bathroom... it's such an inconvenient biological function)

Um, Sharky, you're also supposed to address the prior Never in ( )s. Like I'm going to below with your six-pack

Never have I ever ridden on a roller coaster

(I've had many many six packs over the years. Some I've even shared!)

Never have I ever dumped someone in order to date someone else.

(I rode several roller coasters as a child. The last time I ventured into this colossally absurd notion of fun was 3.5 years ago, when I was dating a younger woman. Let's put it this way . . . she did not get sick from the ride.)

Um, FK . . . you're supposed to respond to my statement, the one about dumping someone. Please read the first post on page one.

Never have I ever been bungee jumping.

(I was at the Grand Canyon 26 years ago. It's probably changed some since then...more outlet malls and stuff.)

And still...

Never have I ever been bungee jumping.

(I was at the Grand Canyon 26 years ago. It's probably changed some since then...more outlet malls and stuff.)

<MMB mod mode>
Tracker, I'd take this as a sign that no one else has been bungee jumping either. You might want to try something else.
</MMB mod mode>

What? I got the impression this crew was out jumping all the time! Wimps....

Okay.

Never have I ever written a Legion fanfic story.
(Oh wait...yes I did...a long time ago).

Okay.

Never have I ever been to Oregon.

Never have I ever dyed my hair.

(I passed through Oregon en route to San Fran from Seattle, back in '93)

I've dyed my hair red (not neon red, but natural red) and I have bleached my hair to blonde. I kind of liked the blonde when the roots started showing.

Never have I gotten an F in any of my school subjects.

Never have I ever broken my arm.

(I got an F in Assembler - a course in writing machine code - because although I thought I dropped the course, I never filed the paperwork. I finally got it expunged from my record, but it hung out there for a year)

I HATE this thread! HATE, HATE HATE!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!


sigh

just a couple basic rules to master, fk. You're not the first to mess them up.

OK... six year thread rot is quite enough... let's expand to:

Never have I ever... broken a limb.

Do toes count? Probably not...

For risk of stunting the thread for another six years... sure, why not?

Okay, I fractured a toe once because I kicked a cement wall.

Never have I ever... spent more than a day in Africa.

Spent quite a few days there over the years - army deployments in Mozambique and Senegal, a road trip with my best buddy across the entirety of Morocco, and a touristy trip through Egypt.


Never have I ever... been to Australia.

Visited Sydney and the Gold Coast over two decades ago! I really need to go back. I have a good friend who lives in Melbourne now... and I really want to see Uluru...

Never have I ever... gone hang-gliding.