Baby, I Generally Tolerate Your Way

(I dedicate that to you, Lash.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_7XYCka8NQ

A good choice, Teeds!

Baby, I Wouldn't Mind Your Loving

I believe it was Elvis who sang, "Smouldering Love"!

"I'm moderately interested in your sex"

I Will Occasionally Love You

My heart might continue on for a little while!

Saving 47% of My Love for You

You're One of the Ones That I Want

You Are the 40-Watt Lightbulb of My Life

Mild Affection Might Keep Us Together.

You're Not That Hard of a Habit to Break.

I'm All Out of Love (But You'll Do).

One of Several Things You Need (Along With A Car That Starts, A Balanced Diet, and A Good Dental Plan) Is Love

BABY, go do whatever it is you need to do and so will I, but eventually, COME BACK!

I would walk 500 inches

I Feel Mild Infatuation

Your , and so many other's, Song

Admiration for Your Bum is Why a Stranger in an Open Car Slowed Down a Bit Before Passing You.

In an Andy Gibb/Bee Gees mode:

Love Is Thicker Than Water (But Not as Thick as Oil)

I Just Want to Be Your Everything (But You're Only My Occasional Something else else)

If I Can't Have You (I'll Pick Her Instead)

Love You Inside Or Out

Enough Heaven

Longlasting Love

And don't forget their more recent classic:

One (Of Many!)

Kiss On My List (according to Mr. Hall hisself)

Love To Sometimes Kinda Like You Baby

Ain't no speed bump high enough,

Ain't no gully low enough,

Ain't no cross walk wide enough to keep me from getting to you, Baby.

I would do a few things for love if I had nothing else going on that day... but I won't do THAT.

You can leave your hat, coat, pants, shirt, sweater, undergarments, and shoes on.

I love you... I honestly think I am emotionally in a place where I can begin the process of considering the long-term ramifications of attempting to try to start the processing of loving you.

This One Goes Out over a very weak signal to the One I kind of like!

Partial Eclipse of the Heart

Somewhat Restricted Melody

Nights in Off-White Cotton!

She's ambivalent towards you (meh, meh, meh)

Strawberry Fields For A While

I Want To Hold Your Lunch Money

The Ballad of John and Cindy

Lucy in the Sky with Cubic Zirconia!

Baby You Can Borrow My Bike

When I'm Thirty Two

I thought of this one, Jerry, but decided to leave it for you. (Actually, I just needed to get to bed last night.)

;-)

love it!

I Want To Hold Your Purse

Fields of bronze

I've Mostly Got You Babe

Slightly Twinges So Good

I Would Dye (My Socks) 4U

Stop To Love (Unless You Really Can't Break That Appointment. I'll Just Do A Crossword Puzzle Or Something else else While I Wait.)

Brandy, You're A Fine Girl (But I Already Have Girls in Fifty-Six Other Ports Of Call, So You Might Want To Keep Your Options Open)

It Had To Be You (Or A Reasonable Facsimile Thereof)

Nobody (Except Maybe Four or Five of My Previous Squeezes, But Who's Counting?) Does It Better

It's Not Quite More Than A Feeling, But What The Heck?!

Time In A Ziploc™

Every Breath You Take (I'll Try And Remember To Watch You)

With arms crossed huffily

Love Is Like Nitrus Oxide

I'd Like You to Like Me

Just a Verse Before I Go

Kiss ... the air, but don't actually make contact with my skin because that would be gross!

Baby You Can Sit In The Back Of My Car

Overcast Intermittent Sunshine Of Your Love

I want to touch you all over...but let me put these gloves on first.

Love Is Like ... Carbon Monoxide.

Yeah-ahh...
Looking round the room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
In the whole wide room
Oooh.

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street...yeah...

- Flight of the Conchords

Wounding Me Softly With His Song . . .