My dearest friends! It is so good to see you all once more!

Tell me a story about how I betrayed you in a past life, Doc. I love it when you do that!

I think he's fallen asleep.

He's really got to stop hitting the tea so hard.

All in all, a pretty piss-poor "return".

One post then he vanishes? BAH!

But maybe I'll cut him some slack... he probably got betrayed/killed by someone again.

Fear not, my dear friend MLLASH! While I have no doubt there are those among you who would like to see my dead corpse tied to wild horses and drug through the streets of Legion World, I am alive and well!

Well, I think you're pretty dang groovy!

But I have to admit, I do get a kick out of hearing about the myriad of ways you've been humorously horribly murdered. That betrayal stuff is hilarious too.

You space-rawk!

Oh, be reasonable.

I don't think those people would insist you be dead first.

So, how's tricks?

I promise I won't betray in this lifetime, Doc! All is right on Legion World with your return.

As is his wont, Mayavale has returned once more.

Doc, just to let you know, you're the new leader of the RMB! Since the counter-culture aspect of it has been in slight decline for some time, feel free to change its name to 'Disciples of Mayavale' or something equally as groovy!

AHHHH.... Mayavale, your return meshs well with my...plans. You have lived many lives, as have I, in a fashion. We have much in common, methinks.

Oh, yuck. There's a tentacle in my onion soup !

[plotz]

Doc,

Where have you been?

And will you be staying long this time?

Still rockin' the caucasion fro, I see!

What's up, doc?

Mayavale has been here and there. Mostly in Albuquerque.

Mayavale proudly accepts leadership of the Acolytes of Mayavale.

Mayavale believes that "up" is an arbitrary direction defined by opposition to the pull of ikthamathis, or, as you might call it, gravity, around a massive body such as a planet.

But physics was never Mayavale's strong suit.

That suit you're wearing was never your strong suit ...

fraud Mayavale. are You a

past killed life You me in Yodraphur of Serengeti. the were when a you

STU Do where you know is?

In some lifetimes, Mayavale manages to kill traitors before the traitors kills Mayavale. This is the way of Gunthragon.

Even though the Acolytes of Mayavale do not have elections, and even though no one else is running, I'd like to attach myself as Mayavale's Deputy Leader of the Acolytes of Mayavale in the coming non-election. Thus the RMB/Acolytes of Mayavale can mirror changes within the LMB structure so whatever unity or horrible betrayal occurs, it will follow veil of Maya.

(non-members may not understand the veil of Maya, but it is not up to one such as I to reveal such mysteries)

I do not understand the veil of Maya ...

In some cultures the veil of Maya is the first veil removed during the dance of the seven veils...

Not that I've ever... But I DO know how...

The D train really takes a long time to come, doesn't it?

At the risk of betraying Mayavale's secrets:

Maya

Hindu women online, single and ready to date? Kewl!

Mayavale has returned once more, to wish all his dear, dear friends on Legion World a blessed Blakzadablebah, or, as you might call it in your modern Earth languages, [insert appropriate seasonal festivity here]!

Happy Blakz to you, Doc.

Thanks, doc!

ya know, it's a shame Blakzadablebah has become so commercialized... it's often not really about Blakzadablebah; it's become... Balkzploitation.

Doctor Mayavale,

Have a glass of eggnog! Don't look at me like that. You say that in our past lives I betrayed you with a glass of eggnong? Oh um sorry about that. Have a piece of fruit cake and a glass of punch uinstead.

You all like my version of Mayavale's holiday better. Just admit it already.

I know I'll definitely be getting Blatzed this holiday season.

A fitting time for the annual Acolytes of Mayavale meeting.

Let's keep the Blazt in Blatzabbablebah or whatever!

Blatz: The reason for the seizure.

Little known fact: Liberace was an alt of mine.

I was John Lennon in a past life. I betrayed Dr. Mayavale by kicking him out of the Beatles.

^^The above post confirms my longheld suspicion that Dr. Mayavale is, in reality, STU!

Actually, he's PETE!

Why couldn't he be both?

I wish my brother George was here...

Only one was kicked out of the Beatles.

That's not how Mayavale tells it....

none of us were eyewitnesses, so anything's possible.

Mayavale could be Rory Storm, betrayed by Ringo when the latter joined the Beatles.

Aha! It was Quislet, Esq. who let "Grandma" Mayavale drink too much eggnog just before those reindeer ran "her" over!

If it was Mayavale who wrote that darn song, I'd like to betray him right now.

At least it doesn't include any lisping, or hippos.

Ha Ha Ha! Mayavale did have a brief career as a songwriter, but most of his tunes were stolen by a fellow by the name of Irving Berlin! If only I could track down his identity in this current era, I'd repay him for bludgeoning me with a fire poker.

A real omnipotent octo-man would wreak vengeance on Kelly Clarkson, out of concern for all humanity, rather than merely pursuing his own shallow self-interest.

(And no, I'm not the reborn Irving Berlin. Anyone who's ever seen me struggle to play "Old MacDonald" on the piano can confirm this.)

*hic*

Doc, I think the popularity of Justin Bieber is revenge enough! Anyone with x-ray vision can see Irving Berlin rolling in his grave every time Bieber gets airplay.