This one has arrived to seek sanctuary at this place called Legion World. This one is a former Celestial Madonna (don't ask this one to explain) and has experience as a bar maid.

This one is pleased to meet you all.

Hey we have a bar called SHAKES and please take time to join Tarik the Mute's Academy!!!!

Sentient, your arrival has been noticed, and in some quarters very highly anticipated.

This one knows of who you speak stranger, and will make her presence known to them in due time.

For now, can this one interest you in something to drink?

Thank you Sentient, perhaps later, at Shakes? Some freshly squeezed Kono Juice? The canned variety spills entirely too easily.


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!

We doubt it, we shall prevail!!!!

Sentient, it is interesting to notice how far the requirements for entrance to Tarik's Academy have fallen in recent weeks.

Truth and Justice shall prevail!

This one has no time for your petty conspiracies. There is danger to be found on Legion World on a much larger scale than you can imagine.

My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that it is exactly that sort of elitist attitude expressed by the human which posts on this message board as Space Ranger which has resulted in the need for my master's academy, as well as its high enrollment.

Would one care to elaborate?

That one is full of crap! *tee hee!*

This one cares not for your tone.

Don't get huffy with ME, Mantis!

I know aLLLLLLL about you!

I thought you were the coolest thing ever when I was a wee little kid-- and I love all the angst and drama you caused!

But looking back, I find it appalling how you treated the Swordsman and tried to take away Wanda's man!!!

Well, you got what you deserved I suppose... you had to marry a plant!

Wanda is Marvel's version of Shameless Hussy...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

OH, she is NOT.

Wanda's a beautiful person with a beautiful and gentle spirit! NOTHING like the Shameless Hussy!

--> shameless hussy

Sorry but I dislike Wanda almost as much as I dislike shameless hussy...

This one wonders why you have problems with a woman using her body to get what she wants...

Although, this one will admit that she feels bad for what happened to the Swordsman. He did nothing wrong but love this one...

This one will now shed a tear.

Consarn it, quit all that dad-blasted cryin' little missy or I'll give you something to cry about!

Um...sorry to interupt, but shouldn't "this one" be called Willow while she's here in this reality? Just a thought.

And she can kick some ass Peepaw MLLASH, be careful.

This one was called "Willow" briefly, but she does not want to be confused with that other "willow" that has appeared in pop culture since this one first took that name...

Huh??? Is this ANOTHER Shameless Hussy Thread?

Whatever happened to that one?

Did she become That Girl?

Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
That Girl
Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime...
Is That Girl
She's tinsel on a tree...
She's everything that every girl should be!

Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
That Girl
Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway...
Is That Girl
She's mine alone, but luckily for you...
If you find a girl to love,
Only one girl to love,
Then she'll be That Girl too...
That Girl!

Who's that girl, who's that girl

When you see her, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye
She's trouble, in a word get closer to the fire
Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
You're spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't

Quien es esa niña, who's that girl
Señorita mas fina, who's that girl
Quien es esa niña, who's that girl
Señorita mas fina, who's that girl

You try to avoid her, fate is in your hands
She's smiling, an invitation to the dance
Her heart is on the street, tu corazon es suyo
Now you're falling at her feet
You try to get away but you can't

Light up my life, so blind I can't see
Light up my life, no one can help me now

Run faster, her laughter burns you up inside
He's spinning round and round
You can't get up, you try but you can't

Who's that girl
Now, who's that girl
Now, who's that girl
Now, who's that girl

The language of love
Slips from my lover's tongue
Cooler than ice cream
And warmer than the sun
Dumb hearts get broken
Just like china cups
The language of love
Has left me broken on the rocks

But there's just one thing
(Just one thing)
But there's just one thing
And I really wannna know

Who's that girl
Running around with you?
Tell me
Who's that girl
Running around with you?

The language of love
Has left me stony grey
Tongue tied and twisted
At the price I've had to pay
Your careless notions
Have silenced these emotions
Look at all the foolishness
Your lover's talk has done

Mantis was the second Legion World citizen to experience the Cobalt Kid art of seduction when I first arrived here!

No wonder she left. :rolleyes:

She went knowhere. Knowhere at all

From the streets of Viet Nam to a giant Celstial head... you've come a long way, baby.

Does she knowjack?