Blood and mascara will run.

Let that coward mascara run!.... whoever he is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVie2K-mMtc

I'm a lover and a fighter!

PG vs. Frake, winner gets Jo!

"What kind of guy does a lot for me?
Superman with a lobotomy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEU_5lVjRFQ&feature=related

I'm gonna show you how a little woman can whup a great big man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siIf9vkdNZ4

I've got my referee clothes on!

Thanks to this thread, I have the song "Girl Fight Tonight" stuck in my head.

Particularly this part of the song:
All in love is fair
(She'll rip out your hair)
Now I'm declaring war
(You know she's killed before)
'Cause I'm a lover and a fighter- bitch!

*titter* I still have the 'Trapped in the Body of a White Girl' cassette tape.

brain...boob window brian.

Not quite, sweetie.

deboobies

Let's get you a pillow and a blanket, bubeleh.

fuzzy pink piggy!

"Don't fight girls!! Lil'Wino is trying to sleep!"

Will mules do?

fuzzy warm inside piggy!

For your piggies.

ten!

Sounds kinda sexual to me...

squeal!

If you're into rhino's feet, hey, that's between you and him (and some fuzzy slippers).

hooves

Dunno. I'd have to at least SEE 'em first!

Definitely not into the cloven thing. Cobie, however...

cloven in your oven

What sort of girl fight is this?? It started out well, and look where we are now. I demand Thora of Taltar's presence to get things back on track!

Seconded.

Your demands are met, Fair Lady Cramer!

And now, point Thora of Taltar in the direction of the cretins most in need of flogging around here!

This message board is OBVIOUSLY run by MALES.

Underwhelming, ain't they?

My attempt to applaud the previously posted Wanda Jackson song has been stymied by cretinous males!

The Party Ain't Over.

I wonder who is the most cretinous of all males on LW (other than Pov that is). Thora used to have a cretin meter or something to measure it.

I heard that Thora's cretin meter vibrates violently whenever a cretin is around.

I also heard that it runs on two AA batteries.

IS Pov all that cretinous? That sounds like it takes some effort, and Pov's a layabout hippie, that's what he is. Also, he has a mama, sisters, and some bad-ass aunts to keep him in line.

Well hello there Thora of Taltar !!!

Bah, Peebs! Thora shall be MINE!!!

FIRST THE CHEEZ-ITS AND NOW .... THORA OF TALTAR!?!?!

This will not stand!!!

Or were they....Cheese NIPS?!?

BAH!! Here's your Cheese Nips ... now keep your orange fingers off Thora of Taltar !!!

She's MINE, Peebs!!! (And so are the Cheese Nips!)

It won't stand? But Thora will be so disappointed if it won't!