Well we have a rehab room and I don't see this thread yet...



Do you think Lu sometimes stands in front of pople and makes them think they're more drunk than they really are by merging and merging in front of them? Bet she does

Alright!!! Bevis is here!!!

lil'rhino

Hey Bevis !!

glad you could make it !!

Matthew.

*hic*

Ok -- i'm kinda buzzed, almost drunk .... a couple more and i'll officially be shit-faced (i tend to make a stiff drink). i'll be back.....

Alright -- two hours of drinking later and I'm drunk .... so what's so fun about that?........ oh, I know : FUCKSHITPISSCUNTFUCKASSHOLEFUCKCUNTSHIT!!!!!!!!

Actually, that wasn't so much fun -- I've posted a lot more interesting things when drunk b4...

maybe i need more alcohol...

I'm sure if you keep trying you'll get there eventually Drake.

No, no, no -- you don't want me to keep trying ... The sun's coming up, and you don't want to see me when the sun comes up...

*Doink!*

>>Posting when drunk<<

D'oh! I did it again! That's what I get for having vodka for dinner....

Now I *know* I'm not the only one qualified to keep posting in this thread .... am I??

Well, I'm sure you can't be the only one. But I usually post tired, not drunk.

*SO*, I am once again qualified to post on this thread!! ...... hey, don't judge me, I don't have to be at work 'til 1:00 PM

Hic!

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

That's odd. My cat's breath has a strange odor that smells like a combination of mouse and milk.

Bah! Damn the World Cup and its whole encouraging EDE to drink during the middle of the day!

Just listen to those voices inside your skull.

I wonder if Eryk's mid-day World Cup binger will contine today?

why wouldn't it?

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll!

I love you guys so much.

You know there isnt anythiug wrong with it :Smileyface": but the other hand too many people will jugee you or other poep;e without looking papst there own noses at hthe facts. Who here hasnt walked a mile in his own shoes? All Im sayng is Im sorry if Ive done that. no one here deserves it including me then thered be NO WARS!!! think about it. so its just me dont take it serious whos giong to remember in 50 years? :supperboy1: :smiley

ok well ill tell you tyhe rest tomorrow

i had to look up what "libratarian ment

:kryptonKid:

Drnuk! Wine is good. Yay! Saturday night is also good. But now it is bed time.


*snnoooooooorre*

Ohmigod. Not quite drunk but definitely not sober and I have to work at 8:15am tomorrow!!!! Ahhhh!!! Excuse me while I die...

Actor Lad, watch out! Looks like she's goin over to the Cobie team!

That's my girl!

You can always sober up later, but you've got that story forever!

It appears I'm drunk, time to bump up this thread.

Well I'm off to the bars!!!

Well I'm Home and drunker than ever. Perhaps its time to go to bed......or maybe order pizza!!!!

So, which did you do?

I would have gone with the pizzas.

Seems like Deddy is still sleeping it off.

Well, it is Sunday.....day of rest and all.

Pizza in bed - messy, but comforting.

Can't eat on the bed...Too many books piled there already.

Can't eat on the bed, can't have sex on the kitchen table -- oh wait, forget I said that. Never mind.

man i'm totally FACED!!!!!!!!!!

Heh.

I am currently posting while drunk, so apologies in advance....

I drank sake tonight!

you are wastally totalled!

Jillikers! Lady Cobalt is calling me to bed! But I'm torn between a postathon with Lardy and Lash when Lash is totally buzzing!

Postathon! Postathon! Postathon!

waitaminnit-- is she "sexy" calling you, or just calling?

?

'Cause if she's sexy calling you, I would totally ditch Lardy and me... she's hot!

Man! My old lady hardly ever "sexy-calls" me, anymore!

(We'll see how C&LC are after 15 years of marriage! )

What you need to do is shake things up!

Wonder where Cobalt went...

That sounds kinda dirty!

I'm not a thunk as you drunk I am.

Quote

"I like to top off a beer with another beer. It's like dessert."
-- from MST3K's version of Joe Don Baker's Mitchell

Quote

"Life getting you down? Headache pains? Try booze!"

"Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!"

"B-O-O-Z-E!!! Booze!"

-- from MST3K's version of General Hospital

I have often said I could be rich if I could invent a computer breathalyzer! It would have saved me from many embarrassing facebook posts. I anticipate some in my immediate future (see my 'Today I..' post') since I am already drinking.

^Eagerly awaiting first "buzzed" post

Incidentally, fresh-made lemonade + vodka = solution to all of life's problems.

You heard it here first.

That explains Aunt Ida's carefree life

...and the real reason she doesn't drive anymore.

Had a few pints watching Brazil take on the commies.

Aunt Ida has been vacationing on Long Island and is currently developing a special blend of iced tea.

Is it weird for a one-time resident of the NY-metro area to confess that she's never tried Long Island Iced Tea?

It's not weird that you haven't tried it.


The confessing bit is pretty suspect, though.

Sorry. I was too drunk to find the confessional thread again.

Most of my posts of the last three days were influenced by a steady diet of Maker's Mark! My Oklahoma clients apparently think our jobs are akin to those on the TV show Mad Men!

And I bet you look just as sharp in them there suits young Cobalt.

(the ones not covered in baby sick that is )

This thread's theme has been temporarily changed to, "I'm Not Posting Drunk But I Wish I Was."

guess who IS drunk...? hint: it's me

I've had two glasses of malbec, but can't really say I'm drunk.

Truth is, I've just cracked beer # 6 am not really DRUNK drunk... they're Lights.

Check back though around beer # 9 (it's a 12-pack)...

Even

I remember when my tolerance was such that six beers wouldn't phase me. I'm a cheap drunk nowadays.

Cleome, you are LOVE to the masses!!!

Aww, LASH. [smooch]

(boring stuff behind the spoiler bar)

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Seriously, I was worried over the last few weeks that I might be drinking too much. I sort of asked mr_cleome if he'd noticed that it seemed that way. He said "no." I mostly wondered because work really does leave me in a lot of pain some days. I thought maybe my consumption was creeping up without my really being aware of it.

Anyway, I laid off the sauce most of this week, just to make sure. I figure a lot of my exhaustion is just related to the fact that work is a freakin' oven, and we race around all day there like maniacs. I've probably just been dehydrated, which makes the same amount of alcohol seem stronger than before.

</span></span>

you've a better excuse than I. It's summer, so I do drink more, but very rarely more than 1-2 drinks a day. Today will probably be an exception.

[won't likely be drunk for hours yet]

[but is willing to fake it for the right man/woman/consenting sentient]

not drunk yet, will be soon.
Will post again later!

Guilty!

titter!!!

well I'm plastered.

as an indication of that it took me 6 tries to spell plastered and 12 to spell indication. (I'm still not sure if I got either correct)

i've had some red wine myself.

What do those of us who don't drink write on these biased threads?

fk, go out and have a really killer piece of cheesecake and then come back and rave about it.

(Actually, I did this last night. The dessert was so fabulous that I forgot ALL ABOUT that drinking to excess thing. [ahem] I did have one Irish Coffee, though. It was very nice.)

I gave my liver a break today.

Tonight I'm taking clients out in Los Angeles for dinner & drinks. Perfect opportunity to blame work for drinking in excess!

But, but ... I can't have cheesecake!!! WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
lol

Ok but I can have an Irish Coffee sans the alcohol. Great idea! Thanks Cleome!

getting a bit tipsy ...... on coffee.

Just trying to get a jump on that other holiday that technically is not mine.

(Maybe a miracle will happen and I'll be able to afford some whiskey by then...)

On a Tuesday?

Seriously, Ex?

And now you're posting in third person?

No more drinks for you bud. I'm cuttin' you off!

"Nobody tells a navy man when he's had enough to drink 'cause only a navy man knows when he's had enough to drink."

What? I was in the army? Yeah... maybe you're right, FK.

What? You wore army boots in Old Navy???
Oh man, are you ever going to regret the things you said on here when you dry up!

2 Margaritas & 4 Coronas tonight.

We're all out of Kahlua or I'd totally be spiking my morning coffee and posting drunk right now.

Life sure is unfair...

I wish I lived closer to ya sister. I'd share a drink with you (and I don't even drink!)

Shot of bourbon + half-bomber of Ninkasi Oatmeal Stout =

An end to all of life's problems

1 beer + 2 margaritas + nachos (shrimp 'n veggie) = happiness.

HIC!

I want to come over. To hell with the consequences.

No shame in that, Dear Sir. A good plate of nachos has led many to abandon their better judgment.

(Did I mention there was homemade mango salsa involved?)

You didn't. Are you a fan of fruit salsas? I never can decide if I like them or not, and just keep eating and eating trying to decide if I like them.... until suddenly the dip bowl is empty. I'm probably not the best guest to have if you are serving homemade mango salsa.

No worries. That's why I had my personal shopper pick up two mangoes earlier today, instead of just one.

Jerry + Cleome45 + future king =
Salsa salad threesome.

I haven't had a drink in over 15 years. woah...

You should start a "Posting When Sober" thread.

Isn't that just most of the threads in this forum?

Had a couple of local Philippine drinks today:

Tanduay Ice

San Miguel Beer: Apple and Lemon flavors

also had myself a Vodka Mudshake - Chocolate

So I lied... I had more than a couple.

"Posting About Threads That Nearly Drove Me Back To The Bottle"-- coming soon to a forum near YOU!

... nearly .... ?

I was using "Me" in the general sense, PB. I didn't want to point any fingers.

mmm-hmmm...

I feel like if I wrote my comic book reviews drunk, they'd get a lot more "foot" traffic...



Trouble is: the whole reason I don't have any comics to review these last two weeks is because of my unwillingness to siphon any money from the Booze Fund.

No booze fund to siphon from...hardly any comic fund either. Bought a few movies the last two weeks...so there ya go.

So how were they?

(I bought some movies once.)

X-Men first class was really good, and I have not watched Thor yet. But I have heard it's pretty good as well.

Plus I bought the one BSG movie I did not have. Now I have the entire thing...but not Caprica. Not sure if I want to get that.

I liked Thor. To be fair, I haven't kept up with the comics, and I made a point of waiting for the matinee.

I cannot wait for the Green Lantern movie to come out on DVD.
That's another one I missed seeing during this past summer!

I'm drunk.

I really liked "Thor" and "Captain America". I'm a huge GL fan, but I did not like the movie - BIG disappointment.

I love my wife, but she keeps cheating on me.

Thus, me being drunk. I love her, I hate her. I hate me, I love her. I really hate me.

I suck.

Well I think you're awesome, Drake!

I'm so sober I feel out of place.

Hope you're doing okay, Drake!

Hope things turn around for you Drake...

I'm so sorry, Drake.

I've had two beers. I guess that's my limit for posting drunk.

I'm so sorry, Drake. Drink all you want - you're on Legion World with friends.

Yeah, friends who want you to put yourself FIRST, ok?

Drake:

Be well Drake.

Drake,

Sorry to hear about this. Your life might suck right now, but you don't.

Drake,

Though we haven't interacted too much over the years, you're a Legion Worlder and no one on Legion World sucks. Everyone on Legion World is fabulous. It follows, then, that you do not suck and are fabulous.

What Rocky said, although, I'm not fabulous, merely okay. But, I do have flashes of effin awesomen.

sounds like yer in a bad way, Drake. Use your good sense, cause common ain't so common. do whats right for you and come here for good friends and good times when needed.

I has spuken!

Hey Drake,

Hopefully your early drunken posts in this thread back in 2003 weren't also due to the wife's infidelity.

Seems like we're in the same borough. If you ever want to avoid drinking for a bit and spend an hour on the massage table for free so as to forget hating yourself for a bit, let me know. (Via private message, because I will probably miss it in this thread.)

It's on.

A little Yuletide cheer and holiday booze has ol' Cobie acting like he used to on Christmas Eve.

We've got bagels and Mimosas scheduled for later this morning. (Good quality juice + dubious "champagne.") After that, who knows what wonders await?

Incidentally, here's the traditional centerpiece that big-city hotels on Imsk always feature so their off-planet guests won't get too homesick during the Terran holidays.

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"> </span></span>

Just be careful of Imskians swimming in the centerpiece.

'tha hell sou yay! >hic<

Just sparkling juice for me, I'm afraid. When I'm with relatives, anyway - when I'm with friends, all hell breaks loose!

Drinkin' wine.....and feelin' fine.....

Lardy!



I might have a beer later, when my supreme overlord gets back from watching the hockey game. (Love beer. Don't love hockey.)

Basically just a really good buzz....but first time in a while I've even had that! Posted somethin' silly about "gone" I probably wouldn't have if sober...

*sniff* So proud of ya, m'boy!

Nipples to YOU, deds!

Sobriety does not agree with me. I just heard Lardy call Kent "deds"!

A Kir Royale with breakfast started off my day quite nicely!

Okay, it was 3 Kir Royales, but only because I needed to polish off the last of the creme de cassis.

I don't believe I've ever had a Kir Royale before!

Tonight, any post made by me after about, 10:00 ish, will most certainly be drunk! But at that point, I'll be convinced I'm not drunk.

Meeting Mrs. Nihil at the Martini Bar after her class tonight, sometime around 8.

That being said:



...no reason not to get started a bit early.


Cin cin, Legion World!

I guess I could make a pitcher of lemonade tonight and drink it from a glass with a salted rim.

[grumble]

5 hours later...what martini is Ex on? 9?

Cleome, no drinks this weekend? I do love a good lemonade though.

Alcohol + narcotic painkiller = No Go, CK.

I had a wisdom tooth pulled on Wednesday, hence the pills. Today, I fell asleep about every 90 minutes from the stuff-- for about a half hour each time. It was impossible to get anything done.

For once, being out of work was a plus. :rolleyes:

No, no... after his 2nd, boastful 6:30 Ex's thirst was soon tempered by 8:15 Ex's hunger for tapas... and, a couple hours later, they both agreed that the evening would best be served by letting 10:00 Ex's sudden craving for a cappuccino win out.

Ooh, I had teeth related matters and I'm no good on pain
Meds. Hopefully you were able to relax today.

Hm...tapas...need more detail...

Calm your tits, darlings!

After a quick catnap in the ladies room, Auntie Anita's ready for round 7 or 8!!

Plus, Carlito's on his way with the snortzilla, bless his heart!

Oh, my.

I'd better head out and get us more paper umbrellas and plastic monkesy/mermaids/palm trees/swords.

If you need anything else, LMB, now's the time to say so!

Hoo boy, I just had to have the Designated Dave shift for today!

Nam'Lor think Legion World need a "posting when sober thread" ... that more rare here in this place.

WHAT!?!? What Nam'Lor just say? Nam'lor just say that previous comment because he too drunk right now to think clearly.

Just be drunk all time ! Nam'lor love ...

On Nam'lor's planet no one ever sober ... It against the rules. Nam'Lor's planet RULES!!!

Nam'Lor's planet = The Lotus-Eaters... OF SPACE!!

Oh, Lordy! I hate waking up in a truck stop parking lot, but at least the ladies room is open.
I'm all freshened up & ready for action, darlings!!
The night is still young!!

I'm buzzed on a Bloody Mary right now.

It's the perfect moment to update my resume and post a bunch of job apps, don't you think?

alas, I used to drink vodka to help me sleep, but read that alcohol ain't the answer since it doesn't give you the "proper" kind of sleep.

HUBBA HUBBA! Nam'Lor just wake up from nap on sidewalk in front of KFC. Still some biscuits laying around ...

AH! So healthy drink and meal all in one! Celery, the important clamato, lemon, tabasco, salt and pepper, then hit gym!

If ya can't beat em, join them.

*has a sip of an AMF *

Oh, the flavors!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ibby, duuuude! I just looked at that AMF drink recipe, and I'm wondering: Did you ever make it home?

<font face="cursive"><blink>hic!</blink></font f>

Just a bourbon, a beer (Hefeweizen), and a glass of Merlot for me this evening. I was having such a good time at the Halloween party last night that I forgot all about booze! Well, hopefully that won't happen again...

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Cleome dudeeeeeeeeeeeette! I wiiiiiiiiiiiiish. I think I'll whip it up this Halloween and use it to make Blaze drunk so he'll do everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing I wanna do.

And then I'll toast ya so you can taste this awesooooooooooooooooooooome drink!

Bottoms up!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Cleome dudeeeeeeeeeeeette! I wiiiiiiiiiiiiish. I think I'll whip it up this Halloween and use it to make Blaze drunk so he'll do everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing I wanna do.

And then I'll toast ya so you can taste this awesooooooooooooooooooooome drink!

Bottoms up!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Who has two thumbs and is posting drunk?!?!
<------------------------------------

Now, to head to the Titans board... it may be time for a new china cat thread...

Jeepers! I hope drunk MLLASH pops up to the main Legion board and gives my new thread a pity post!

MUST DO SO!

Lash must have drank enough to pass out early last night!

I just can't hold my liquor as well anymore

I'm posting in between long periods of alcohol consumption.

I'll raise one to you, Cobie. It's non-alcoholic, but isn't it the thought that counts?

ah ..... HERE IT IS.


s thread.

mmm hmmm

You're WASTED, mister!

Awesome!

*hic*

Not drunk...but I did have a beer today.

I'm off to have a Nyquil cocktail and go to bed. Yes, at 10:35pm. Yes, on a Friday. Suddenly, I'm 65.

Maybe later.

*Sips cocktail, glares*

2 drinks today. Not nearly enough to get this 310 lb frame buzzed though.

What you need, is more drinks.

<-------------- feeling no pain

<---has to work in the morning

Woulda...but familial responsibilities beckoned. Besides, between the beer and chili dogs...whoa baby!

Too early.

Tonight it'll be a nice glass of white wine, along with the chicken stir-fry my better half is preparing.

mr_cleome picked up some maraschino cherries at the dollar store today, which meant only one thing: Old Fashioneds!

w00t!

Now I'm chasing my Old Fashioned down with a bottle of beer (Widmer Bros. Rotator IPA).

<blink>Hic!</blink>

I do miss getting too drunk to post. But I don't like doing that with Blaze anymore, because I always wake up wet and sticky

There is a large probability that I will be posting when drunk later tonight.

Likewise. I've had a bit of a week from hell with Wells Fargo on my pending new mortgage for my pending ( ) new house, so I plan to do the mature thing and get piss drunk later!

(FYI, the annoyance is the never-ending need for more paperwork and documents causing the closing date to get moved FOUR TIMES. So its not all *that bad* but bad enough to pretend its a reason to get drunk when I secretly in my heart would have anyway).

Cobie, if the company actually remembered to pay you, you're way ahead of me.

Drunk!!

Thanks Cle! Is there any redeeming quality about bankers?

Meanwhile, first bottle vino is done. One to second Pinot noir.

One too many Manhattans to be posting but...

<shrug>

...if not here... where?

This reminds me of the first and last time I intended to get drunk. I downed a big old glass of bourbon (and a little Coke) while my buddies sipped a little bourbon and a lot of Coke. Before long they were passed out and I was left watching a boring TV movie. So I got up and drove home.

If you guys leave me watching this space by myself, I'm heading home.

My workplace du jour is cold, cold, cold. All freakin' WEEK with the cold. I ended up guzzling half a gallon of green tea at a sushi joint this evening while mr_cleome sipped a large Kirin beer.

I may be able to talk him into fixing me a toddy later on.

Just so damn happy not to be cold anymore. Booze would just be the icing on the cake.

I was true to my word. Feeling very 'slow' today.

A good remedy to fight the days chill for me is Irish Mist. A honeyed whiskey, it instantly warms you up. Also goes great in tea.

Had a Campari & OJ before dinner, now I'm sipping some Pinot Noir.

I'm so happy that I don't even care about the sinkful of dishes waiting for me once the glass is empty.

Once every couple of months I like to hang out with friends and get too drunk to post anything online.

Just polished off a "Leap Frog": Gin, Lemon Juice, Sweet Vermouth, and Orange Liqueur (like Triple Sec).

Now switching over to a glass of Shiraz.

Woo!

I miss posting while drunk Can we all have a grand posting-while-drunk party?

lets get drunk tonite!

HELL YEAH!!! I want to forget that I'm not in college anymore!!!

I'm gonna get drunk at least once during vacation!

My last vacation, I was drunk everyday!

Well, that's either because you're still a young'un...or an alcoholic!

I'm about to start my vacation tonight too, Lardy! Off for a week. (Have another week off in July but couldn't get them back to back--FEH!)

And yes, I also plan to get a strong buzz on, and do some drunk posting later!

My father's day gift came early--a bottle of my favorite scotch!

Or both!

Oh my gosh! That's right, there are a lot of dads on these here Boards!

Happy Fathers' Day!

--> imagines what I'll do if one ay I go home and Blaze meets me at the door, holding his tummy and going, "We're pregnant!"

I'm superdrunk right now; I created a vintage country music thread for this the other night, but tonight I'm obsessed with "Freaky in the Club", which isn't country at all...

hmm, today is my 14th day on vacation.
In that time I've only managed to drink maybe 6 or 7 beer and not all on the same day.

This must be remedied immediately! I'm gathering a group to head over to where you are so we can all get drunk!

Two cocktails later, I have almost come to terms with the fact that I'll have to spend ten billion hours at work tomorrow.

I've had four White Russians. Amazingly, I don't feel drunk (though I wouldn't trust myself to drive). The milk negates some of the effects.

I'm coming to terms with the fact that my work is challenging and demanding, but I'd rather not be doing anything else.

And, oh yes, I'm listening to The Cars' 2010 reunion album, "Move Like This" on YouTube.

The most challenging and demanding part of my job is the person running the plant.



Maybe I'll go get a glass of wine. It cost 4.99, so I know it's gotta' be awesome.

Alas, bosses we don't like, get along with, and/or trust are a fact of life.

I'm still on the fence about my immediate supervisor. I know she has people she has to report to, as well, and they demand certain things of her just as she demands of me. I think she does her best within the confines of what the "company" expects.

But the bottom line for me is this: Do you enjoy what you're doing? Does what you are doing serve the needs of someone other than yourself? Are you able to make a significant contribution beyond paying your bills and serving your own immediate needs?

If I can answer "yes" to each of these questions (and I think I can), then everything else is worth it.

Whenever Blaze and I drink we talk about quitting our lives and just traveling around the world. Maybe work so we can support ourselves as we go around.

Of course, I think sooner or later the lack of stability will get to us...

2013?! Nobody's posted while drunk since 2013?!?!



I don't believe it.

Anyway, here I am. Drank two sake-ginger ale-citrus cocktails, downed a bunch of delicious fresh seafood and veggies... Life is great! (At least for a bit.)

I had a White Russian and a Black Russian earlier, but then I drank water. I don't want to wake up in the morning with a hangover.

White Russians are among my favorite drinks too.

Now when I post while drinking, I'm usually decently tipsy but not quite drunk. When I am rip-roaring drunk, I'm usually too uncoordinated to type anything.

Sentients! Please be sure that any post made by Cobalt Kid on any given Friday or Saturday from 8:30 PM EST to 6:00 AM the next morning has been posted while I, Cobalt Kid, am drunk!

And wait! DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Depends on what we consider "young"

I nearly posted drunk yesterday, but drunkenly fell asleep instead. More training required >hic<

We can practice together. I am having some red wine now.

Working on my third "perfect" martini... perfect in quotes because... dry and sweet vermouth?

Anything once (or three times in this case)... but raaahlly?

Very, very, very nice sir. On beer #2 after 4 glasses of rye. I'm getting there.

Vodka mudshake for me! I don't care if I have work tomorrow!

A vodka mudshake sounds great!

I have to get up and listen to American Top 40 (well, I don't have to, but . . .), then decide whether or not to go to church and write an assignment for the class I'm taking.

Oh, and Daylight Savings Time begins, so I lose an hour.

But, by damn, I'm drinking and posting anyway!

Vodka mudshakes are the go-to drink of me and Blaze. I introduced him to the bottled ones at the local 7-11

HWW. I'm glad you decided to drink and post instead

Proost!

Mabuhay!

Kippis!

Salute!

Sei gesund!

Salud!

I think Huey "germinates" when drunk!

Lardy, LOL

Does he ferment, too?

Germinate . . . ferment . . . spent!

Maybe spend a little, take a short break, and then jump right back in!

I really like The Catherine Wheel's Ferment CD. It's mr_cleome's music, but he's not back with my beer yet.

Maybe I'll go play it now.

Of course, everyone and their dog's already heard the original "Black Metallic," so here's a cover by Hammock:

Oh wow. I've not heard that Catherine Wheel album for donkey's years. Thanks for that reminder Cleo!

You're welcome, Kid!

I never got my damn beer and nachos yesterday! Tonight better be the night, by damn!

You know it's daylight savings time, so... whiskey.

Sobriety makes me say "Damn" more times in a day than Rex Harrison did in the opening of "I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face."

He's a cheeky sod. You could hide Khund invasion fleets in his wrinkles.

And a winter's worth of acorns in his cheeks?

Mine, too.

Unfortunately, I don't have his *Parlando* skills as well.

He puts things inside The Toy Wonder? That can't be legal.

Parlando Calrissian from Star Wars the Musical?

This here thread ish weird, and it's not jush the drink talking.

I wonder if Cheeks minded the acorns much. I'd imagine they were tastier than, say, blood diamonds.

More fiber, too.

[forlornly eyes bottle of fake beer next to laptop before nostalgic ]

Should I drink on a Monday? Yes, I think I will...

Vodka. It's my answer to 2017 so far

Of course, homemade apricot ice cream with toasted almonds is all well and good, but... I miss booze.

Apricot wine! yay!

I'm going to go a week without booze. Let's see how it goes

Bah! I was playing drinking games last night and forgot to post here!

I'm a little bit afraid to post when I'm drunk.

Well that's why you use the alcohol to help you loosen up, right?

NOOOOOO!!!

Er, uh I mean... best of luck, Myg.

Yes, well, that didn't work.
It's been an anxious weekend - setting up the new apartment and some other stuff going on -- VODKA.

Well I do think this is the safest place to post while drunk

Just so long as you've pulled the car over and turned the lights on first.

I should post while drunk more often. The likelihood of me embarrassing myself is lower than when using Facebook while drunk.

No one here would be reading posts sober, so that would help.

Then... then... all the posters who say they don't drink are LYING?

Not at all. That's a harsh word to use. All of the posters who say they aren't drinking are telling the truth because:-

1) They are lying on the floor, making a last post before passing out and are therefore not drinking at that moment.
2) It can be hard to post and drink at exactly the same time.
3) Their glass is empty and they're just waiting for someone to bring them another round from the bar.

Well, you know, the simplest explanation also is that some posters drink - but they don't drink alcohol, they drink non-alcoholic liquids.

Because the alcohol selling shops/ pubs are shut?

Yes, let's go with that.

Still pretty much on the one-drink-a-month plan here. There's some lovely dry cider in the fridge, but.. NO, NO! I must save June's drink card for my birthday. [grits teeth] Must... avoid... kitchen...

Courage, cleome!

Jeez.. I don't even remember how this cliffhanger turned out.

Anyway, the 1st was mr_cleome's birthday and I only had a mocktail at the restaurant (out in the open air thankyouverymuch). It was a very good one, too.

We'll see what happens on my own Big (Fri)Day a couple of weeks from now.



[ETA- Now that I'm not supposed to drink AND I'm on so many meds that clearing a window for a good buzz is basically impossible, all I can say is, "Thank Heaven for legal weed." ]

mmmmmm delicious mocktails

and legal weed. it feels so nice!

Hah! Well the joke's on everyone cause ALL my posts are when I'm drunk!!

Just kidding.

Well. Mostly kidding.

Kind of.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Twelve!

Just like in that Multiplication Rock song from 1970s ABC!!

Yes

I'm the one in the middle

LOL

There's some guava-flavored beer in the fridge. Maybe I'll sneak a few discreet sips later on.

Sounds exotic and tasty!

I've recently tried a few beers with grapefruit and tangerine flavors.

I'm a BIG fan of lambics and sours. Unfortunately they aren't fans of me, so I only have one of those every blue moon or so.

Lambics! There's the framboise variety made with raspberry. Yummy.

The guava beer was a local brand called Ecliptic. It was very good.

Thanks, I will look for it

Another good local fruity-sour beer is Breakside's Passionfruit. If I do end up having some birthday booze, I'll see if that one's back in season again.

The Lowlander beers have some nice flavors. Elderflower and chamomile; hibiscus; dragonfruit...

At the moment, I'm enjoying a nice Limoncello. I'm pretty much good with anything citrus-related.

Ooh tasty and strong!

And cold! It's best to me if it's been sitting in the freezer and served straight up!

J'adore. Bellissima. I remember having that in Italy... ah! so good...

especially together with tiramisu.... ohhh...

That's a bucket list thing for me right there.

I've not found the REAL AUTHENTIC good stuff here in the states - its not bad, don't get me wrong, but nothing like having it where the stuff is made.

Tell me about it

First time I had sashimi and sushi in Japan... wow... mind blown. (I did have really good sushi at this restaurant in Manila, with a Japanese chef though).