...is that Josh Siegel used his vast fortune to purposely create Hurricane Sandy in hopes it would destroy the legendary vault of Legion comics that DC keeps at its Manhattan offices. His words were "if that two-timing Lash thinks he can play me, I'll destroy every copy of Adventure Comics #350 that ever existed!"

...But you didn't hear that from me...

...Josh Siegel is suing Momma Lash because Lash turned out so awesome that his very existence threatens Josh's lawsuit claiming ownership of awesomeness itself. He can't se Lash directly, of course; he knows he'd lose.

The question of Ownership of Awesomeness may at long last be resolved!

... Josh is planning on having hot hate sex with Lash. Failing that, he'll have hot revenge sex by seducing Boy Zombie.

GASP!!! I had no idea all those brandy-snifter-sipping one-percenters were gossiping about poor little-ol' me!

Of course, I am just a country boy and unused to the ways of big-city folk.

And Joshie better watch out for Momma Lash-- she'll clean his clock!

Lash, if you require some assistance in digging up a few, shall we say, juicy tidbits on the Yacht Club Members, drop by my office.

Given that Josh's broken heart has caused him to forego visits to the gym... Momma Lash won't have any trouble at all.

Ibby!
You weren't supposed to tell that secret!

As I hear it, Sharky's been using his gym membership card; now you've blown his cover!

Ohh Myyy!!!
(I reaally gotta stop following George Takei on facebook

Damn, I guess it's back to Curves...

I wondered why there was a new aquarium in the ladies locker room...

*oops*

Oh boy.. something tells me I shouldn't be sharing the Security Office pool with Sharky any time soon...

iz it tha redneck yacht club? cuz then ah kin get onboard wif it...

I'm not sure what kind of yacht club it is.

And those are the first 14' flat bottomed aluminum 'yachts' I've ever seen.

When ewe starts wit'ah dugout caneoooh.... them there's yaht's!

If LASH really is a "simple country boy," why do so many of my good-looking dude co-workers in the club kitchen keep talking about being invited up to see his etchings?

Since when do hicks collect fine art?

You ain't seen fine until you've seen Lash's collection of black and white pictures of young men...

I think he even has one of me and Blaze!

[taps foot] Yes, yes. LASH's "collection." (Tsk.)

IB, I do not want that apron and chef's toque back unless you guys laundered 'em like you promised.

(Kids today, I swear...)

Now get in here and help me make those tea sandwiches like you promised! Pronto!

Awwww, but we barely wore our aprons!

Ooooh, what kind of sandwiches will we be making, cleome?

Watercress
Herbed chicken salad
Cucumber
Smoked Salmon
Ham Salad
Egg Salad


little sandwiches with the crusts cut off by Klara Kim , on Flickr

Pretty swank, huh? I just hope that somebody remembered to press all the linens.

I look forward to the lunch. I must tell my relatives more about this, they would be quite happy. They worry that Legion World is a bit behind.

My Dear, it would be a pleasure to see the whole Sivana family for High Tea.

Ham and eggs are salads now? By jingos, that's crazy talk! As a simple country boy, fine dining is a mystery to me. 'Rounds these parts, it's "you catch it, you eat it".

I've always trusted the help will take care of lunch. I only ask they wait until the gentlemen and ladies are served before indulging themselves.

< adjust monocle; checks pocket watch >

Ps - watercress sandwiches sound really awesome right now

(No lie, Cobie. I've tried them, and they are actually really good. My Mom is a retired caterer, and she did fix them for customers from time to time. Also finely minced sweet onion with unsalted butter on a tea sandwich-- is really good! Don't know how popular it is these days, but I remember eating the crusts after they were removed from the sandwiches...mmm-mmm!)

Oh, and I had the chef rustle up a few roast-beef-and-cheese sandwiches for LASH, too. Anything to keep the big spenders happy, I always say...

I don't suppose I could request for some tuna-and-olive oil open-faced sandwiches, could I?

Workin' on those right now, Babe! Better late than never, I hope.

The yacht club ... There needs to be more places that opt for speciality little delight sandwiches

Nowhere the likes of us would be invited to >wipes nose on sleeve<

Those little sandwiches taste better when you've crashed the party.