Rejected ideas for Legion World screen names...

Bigot Boy

numbertwolegionfan

WolverineRulz

i kind like the second one

Ikilledlyle

Bootyboy

Lickerlass

Greyheartbounty

Kid Rock
Fallout Boy
Everythingbutthe Girl
Indigo Girl
Beach Boy

Byrne Lad

Prohibition Lad

Prophylactic Lad

S&M Lass

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Kid Rock

On the other hand, Kid Rokk might be groovy!

LesterFan1

BatmanforLegionLeader406

Alt ID of Cobalt Kid

(It's just soooo redundent.)

girlboykidladdameselkinglass

Eric Davis Ester

DDidio12

Stoneskipper Boy

LiefeldonLSH

Johnbyrne

Girlswhoareboyswholikesboystobegirlswhodoboysliketheyregirlswhodogirlsliketheyreboys Lad

Diddle Kid

12inchDidio

Ass Lass

Overcompensating Lad

Swatsitka King

Left Nut Larry

JustinThymeFan01

Ass Lass =

Hanging a moon knight

Cummupence Kid

LMLASH

X-Bomb China

Weapons of Mass Destruction Lass

Ass-Fall-Off Boy

Lass-Fall-Off Boy

Kid blown out bottom

Princess Cruiseliner

Pubcrawler

Obese Cramer

DennisHopper Lad

Badrock

l33t l@55

He Who Never Leaves His Parents' Basement

Co-dependent Kid

Partially Hydrogenated Cottonseed Oil Lad

Sextuplicate Lass

Wart Girl

Completely Transparent Clothes Fellow

paullevitzmoustache

Monkey-Spanker Lad

Dazzler (in that blue get-up)

F#$head Kid

Doodoohead Lad

Rolly Polly Fish Head Lass

Spambot #99

Idonthavetobesmartimcute Kid

The Mess Lives!

Concatenation Lad

Archaeopteryx Lass

Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonoisis Kid

(I spelled that last one from memory, so it's probably wrong, twice, at least.)

Doesn't Really Accept the User Agreement Lad

S.T.I. Guy

docmayavalesgurl

docmayavalesfriend

Kid Monotony

Joey Mayavale, Eagle Scout

The Many Arms of Mayavale

Allergy Lass

Allegory Lass

Rong Lass

(please! someone get this!)

Antidisestablishmentarianism Lad

Thesaurus Rex

I betrayed Mayavale 99

Blok's Naked Skeleton

Chef Tharok.

Gil'dishpan Hands

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Gil'dishpan Hands

LOVE that one, Kent!

Captain Phil's Intergalactic Space Pal #1

Olga Turnyurhednkof

Confuse-A-Cat Kid

Infectious Laugh Lass

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Originally posted by cleome:
Infectious Laugh Lass

Love it!

Hormonia Li

Earth Man #1 Fan

Ku Klux Klan Kid

Kid Stalker

Polar Boy's Trollop

Chef Boy, R.D.

Cyanide-Eater Lad

Balls-Fall-Off Boy

Lian Deserved It Lass

Slap-Happy Boy

Zircon Empress

Limp Bizkid

Speedo Sam

Boy Lad

Flower Pot Pete

Harbi's Bootie Call

Sonnie's Milk

Future's Bumper Snicker

Rent Boy

Supersalad Lad

I.B.S. Lass

Rectum Ranger

Palin2012

Watchwomen

Bag o' Douche

Llance Luvver

Colostomy BagBoy

Bandit Boy
Larceny Lad

Telemarketing Kid

Televangelistic Lass

Krystalnacht Kid

Genocide Guy

Dick Cheney

Tracy, Dick

Ima Dick

Youra Dick

Whatyoutalkinabout, Dick?

I Dare Nightcrawler to Delete This Screen Name

Dick Crider (oh wait...)

Never mind...

BringBackJamm_93

Tharok's Bride

IheartFoxNews

Lardass Lass

Pussy Whipper

Muffin Maiden

Double DeeDee

KeithGiffenLovesKarateKid Kid

Spel-Czekker Boi.

Check-Bouncing Boy

Covet Queen

Duvet Damsel

Lily-Livered Lass

Acne Kid

Bailout Boy

Colonic Queen

Death N. Taxes

Ha Ha Herman

Cha Cha Herman

Caca Herman

AnimationCharlesMcKimsonHermanCohenRodScribnerPhilDeLara

Elevator-Dropper Lad

Farsighted Lass

Grit Girl (as in the cheesy newspaper, not as in being Grim 'N Gritty™)

Halitosis Boy

Diarrhea Damsel

Ich Bin Ein Legionworlder

jackkirbysux

Lysergic Acid Diethylamide Lass

Milk Curdler Kid

John Byrne

(Tee hee)

Rob Leifelds Eisner Award

IRS Rulz

Kill More Characters Queen

Quote

Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Kill More Characters Queen

Better known as Gail Simone.

Estogen Lad

Testosterone Girl

PrimeShouldHaveKilledMoreLegionnaires Kid

Pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonoisis Lass

Homo Erectus Lord

Straw Man

Man Boy

Floating Fleshlike Creatures

Mouth-Breather Mel

Girl-on-Girl

BP Fan

Quote

Originally posted by Dev Em:
Rob Leifelds Eisner Award

Nice A** Lass
Overdue Book Boy
Pizza-face Pete
Quahog Queen
Ranger Dick

Quote

Originally posted by cleome:
Nice A** Lass
Overdue Book Boy
Pizza-face Pete
Quahog Queen
[b]Ranger Dick[/b]

Excuse Me, Sentient, but were you by chance refering to me?

I thought that your real first name was "Ringer." The Personnel files must have a typo that nobody ever caught. Sorry about that.

White Bitch
Wet-Dream Girl
Invisible Cloths boy
Ultra Mega Super Fantastic Boy
Phantom Pain Girl

Justin Thyme Trapper

Spice Girl Boy
Toggle Tad
The Ululator
Vapid Lass

Skid Marx

(Hmmm...I actually kinda like that one!)

Patty Poo

Dullard Damsel

Tracks of My Poo

I Drown Kittens Lad

Princess Rejector

Pen Is

Klitta 87

Wet Blanket
XL Girl
The Yodeler
Zoonoses Lass

I

EarthMan Lass

Lard Lad

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Arsonist Lad

Pete the Plagiarist

Queef Queen

Koran Kombusting Kid

Quote

Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Koran Kombusting Kid

ouch!

Oolooser Lad

allcaps lad

NOCAPS LAD

All-Over-the-Rainbow Boy

My-Glare-Is-Stronger-Than-Your-Glare Lad

Outdoor Streaker

past peasant?

Faster Pussycat Lass

Kill Bill Lad.

Phlatulent Phil

Dyspeptic Dave

Homophobe Harry

Misogynist Mel

numberoneCharlesMansonfan

Quote

Originally posted by cleome:
numberoneCharlesMansonfan

He was good friends with Helter Skelter Lad.

Yes indeed. They would get to the bottom and go back to the top of the slide together. It was very tiring to watch.

Matter-Sniffer Lad

He Who Does Not Bathe

He Who HooHoos

Spoiled Brat Lad

Matter-Spanker Lad

TalcumPowderSnorter Lad

Abin Tohellenbach

Pooper Scooper Lad

Ooop I Did It Again Lad

Durlans R Us

Grimbor Goes to Hollywood Lad.

Fupa Lass

Quote

Originally posted by SharkLad:
Fupa Lass

Oh, god--I know what that is!

Please share the wealth with the rest of the class won't you?

Um, how about Post Pimp Daddy?

Quote

Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
Durlans R Us

I like that one. Even though it's kind of redundant, given that this board frequently features more alts than actual people.

Blow Boy

Glare Girl

Quote

Originally posted by future king:
Please share the wealth with the rest of the class won't you?

Um, how about Post Pimp Daddy?

Er..."FUPA" is an acronym.

Lad With Gangrene

(Well, I rejected it...at any rate.)

Gesticulating Lad

once king

Future Queen.

The name of the embryonic Freddie Mercury.

Odd Noises Lass.

Oppeb, the bizarro super monkey.

Okok, the bizarro regular or alien (depending on the continuity) monkey.

Powers-That-Might-Do-You-More-Harm-Than-Good-But-That's-OK-I'll-Just-Take-The-Consolation-Flight-Ring-And-Be-On-My-Way-Lad

Constantly interrupting Lad

Pleaseletmegetontothetop40posters Boy

Get A Life Lad (cousin to Life Lass of the Heroes Of Lallor fame)

OhshititshimrunordieRUNORDIE! Lad.

The Green Manipulator

Ruby Rhubarb.

Dill Dog

Armpit sniffer lass

Poster Queen

Inane Lad

Weasel Boy

Unabashed Lass

Disharmonia Girl

Wasted Space Boy

Pied Peter

Need-a-power King

Gastrically stopped up lad

Banana Peeler Boy

Reality Show Lad

Violent Violet

Lithp Lath

You've Got To Be Kidding Kid

Make It Up As You Go Girl

Similar Plot Lad

Didn't I Read This Story Over in X-Men Lass.

Albino Wino

Bathtub Gin Girl

Flaccid Jim

Norgasm

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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Norgasm

Isn't that Brainy's pet name for Lyle?

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Originally posted by Legion Tracker:

Quote

Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
[b]Norgasm

Isn't that Brainy's pet name for Lyle? [/b]

Oh you guys are BAD!!!!

Dole Damsel

And her 2996 running mate, Kemp Kid.

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Originally posted by future king:

Quote

Originally posted by Legion Tracker:
[b]

Quote

Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
[b]Norgasm

Isn't that Brainy's pet name for Lyle? [/b]

Oh you guys are BAD!!!![/b]

You're just noticing?

Kelp Kid

(because s/he would cause poor Tellus to forget that he promised not to take sentient life as part of the Legion Code)

Princess Prune

...and her sister, Laxative Lass.

...and other sister, Metamucil Maid.

...who when struck by the Grandian Gender Reversal Germ, became Kid Psyllium!

Now you're just getting psylly!

Psorry.

(I can't drink this evening because I went to the Red Cross this morning, so I don't even get to blame the Demon Rum this time out.)

[clears throat] Moving right along...

Demon Rum Damsel!

She probably dresses like Captain Morgan, but maybe without the mustache.

Yet Another Excuse to Post His Pirate Pic Lad

(Demon Rum Dude?)

Inebriated Pirate Boy?

Boob Window Lad

Pec-A-Boo Boy

Pooper-Scooper Lad (sidekick of Matter-Eater Lad)

Censor Lass

Censor-less Lad.

Victorian Morals Lass

Badass Lass

Brawling Boy

Kielbasa Queen

Conflicted Opinion Lad

Narrow-Minded Lass

Everlasting Gobstopper Lad

Anti-Christ Kid.

Zircon Empress

Cute as a Little Lump of Sugar Lass

Bukaki Babe

Mordru Kid

Time Trapper Lass

Angel Food Cake With Seven-Minute Icing Lass

Shi'ar Imperial Guard Lad

Character Ripoff Lass

Roy L. Paine

Prince Albert's Can

S. Yor Refrigerator-Running

Sizzlean Lass

Voluble Lad

Q-Tip Boy

Tweezer Tot

Razor Blade Bob

Rock-pooper Lad

Gristle Gal

Cletus-ome

Chief Lard-Pooper!

Pyramid Scam Pete

Psychotic Steve

Slow-Cooker Lad

Apple Brown Betty

Brown-noser Boy

Gas Passer Lad

Seal Clubber Kid

Average Barda

Multi-colored Arrow

Monomachus (for Question Lad, it means "one power")

Nefarious Sivana (hmm...maybe my Earth-5 self?)

Burlap Boy

Kid Beelzeburp

Gas Guzzler

Lil' Sebastian

Granito Fan

I-Only-Post-In-The-Blue-Areas Lad

Banana-Smoker Babe

TheIcouldntthinkofanyothername Lad

Fill in the ___ Lad

Pot Ass Ian!

Coles Notes Lad

Collards Kid

Not-So-Bad-But-Could-Be-Better-But-Not-Motivated-To-Try Lad

Five Second Lad

*At above post by Dev

Highly Disappointed Wife Lass

Quote

Originally posted by rickshaw1:
*At above post by Dev

Highly Disappointed Wife Lass

LMAO

Quote

Originally posted by Dev Em:
Five Second Lad

that's about 4 seconds longer than most!

Speak fer yerself, ya dandified city boyah. Us fellers from tha rough parts'ah tha worl' know how ta last...

"man on first, 2 outs...."

"need to change the spark plugs in mah truck..."

Fatback Jack

Night In The Ruts Lad

Fubar Kang, ya'll get mah drif'?

Quote

Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Fubar Kang, ya'll get mah drif'?

Nope, I'm a good boy.

Laddie Good Boy. Hails from the planet Cannus. Is extremely limber and can lick his.... feet.

Picky Eater Lad

Icky Peter Lad

Saturn Lush

Quote

Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Picky Eater Lad

Wouldn't that be Quis' codename?

Sir Spamalot

The Absolutely Amazing Ball-Juggling Unicycling Naked Limey Lass!

How about "Fubar King"?

REJECTED!!!

Who in their right mind would pick such a self deprecating name for themselves?

Sorry, but FUBAR KING just works. "King" just Sings.

How about "Party Pooper King"?

"Does Your Name Include the Quotes and Question Mark?" Lad

Wet Blanket King??

We-Love-You-Even-If-Your-Name-Includes-Punctuation Lad!

Green Laxative

Annoyed Lad

Poop Princess

Scooper Sis

Asparagus Pee Lad

Perspicacious Pete

Fubar King

stupid, ridiculous name!

rot-flam-mow

;-p

Used-To-Be-A-Friend Lad?

Trash-Talkin' Bud Boy

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Lass

Switch Hitter Lad

Butter Flavor Crisco Eater Lad

Princess Drama Queen

Dyspepsia Damsel

Melodrama Boy

Last Laugh Lass

Sir Villain Song

Calamari Kid

Bunion Boy

Originally Posted by Paladin

Cletus-ome

I may end up adopting this one on Legion World Opposite Day.

Invisible Maniac

Irascible Kid

Blaze may disagree.

He Who Blunders

I figured Rick and I could draw straws to see who got to be called Irascible Kid.

You can be Irascible Kid I and II! Or you could share the name like the Crimson Foxes do

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

Blaze may disagree.

Oh, what I meant by this is that I am sure Blaze will support me taking the name "Invisible Maniac". I mean, we spend a lot of time sending p*rn links to each other, so...

There's a terrible song from a terrible Eighties film musical in there somewhere.

How are you fixed for ripped sweatshirts that bare one shoulder?

(Anyway, getting back on track: )

Watched Flashdance again thirty years later and still hated it.

The man doing her dance routines dosn't get any more believable as Jennifer Beals.

Originally Posted by cleome47

There's a terrible song from a terrible Eighties film musical in there somewhere.

How are you fixed for ripped sweatshirts that bare one shoulder?

"Ripped sweatshirts" would make an interesting screen name, to say the least.

What about "Heavy Flow"

"Aunt Flo"

"Heavy Aunt Flo"

I'm surprised Rhino hasn't used any of these before.

Rhino just need to go with the flo.

"Kiss my grits!" does sound suspiciously like something Rhino might say!

Why, that rhymes with Calm Yo Tits!

Clam Yer Tics

Pawn Your Ticks

Palm Yo Gurt

Phlegm of Bert

Claim Your Texts

Flame Your Ex

Spay Your Pets

Say Your Thanks

Use The Tanks

Reward with Spanks

Command the Franks

Cut my cheese

Dicky E. Cheese

Dickey Tum Tum

Tum Tum Hurts

I'm All Burt's!

and for me...

Jean Grey II

Slightly shaded Pheonix

Baby Phoenix!