But ask what you can do for Legion World!

I shall contribute my duplicate secondhand back issues to the Legion World treasury.

Too bad none of them are in mint condition.

I think only three of them have their covers intact.

But they were given selflessly, and that is all that matters!

Legion World can have my Legion flight ring for the museum! (It's too big for me to wear anyways.)

I have a few extra bags and boards left over ... I will donate these to my beloved Legion.

I hereby contribute my old Planetary Chance Machine to Legion World.

I lost the "Mercury" under my couch, and my dog chewed a couple rings off the "Saturn," but it still runs well enough if you're only choosing 7 for a mission.

Couple of questions:

1) Is this legally binding?

2) Can I have Fat Cramer's chunky flight ring if Legion World doesn't want it?

Mayavale will donate a supply of wheeling mist and a hilaodhewjuckithropolyndidikythanthiadum, or, as you might call it, a waterpipe or hookah.

It's not what I can do for legionworld, but what I can do to Legionworld.

Hey bey bah, you look cute in them star jeans.

"Pictures a colossal rickshaw1 with his arm around Legion World"

^ That's fine, IB, but he's looking at our butt.

Not just looking. He's touching!

Watch out for the acid on his fingers!

Acid?

Ouch. Transuits on, everyone.

I'll be happy to produce some snappy trompe l'oeil imagery for all the restrooms, and the cafeteria.

Life is too short to spend staring at beige walls or crappy textured Nineties wallpaper.

I'll man the monitoring systems for the locker rooms.

It's only legally binding if Quislet, Esq. says so.

And no, the flight ring has been shipped off to a needy person.

Er, and that is NOT my home address on the register.

Good. You can help Quislet deal with the scourge of customers who won't throw their towels in the hamper like civilized people.

Or the ones who keep leaving the toilet seat up!

And let's not forget all the water that's being wasted when the showers aren't turned off all the way!

I can see it now.

<span style="font-size: 16px;">Jerry... Is... GYMNASIUM COP!</span>

[cue jazzy Seventies these music]

Now that is one real life occupation wherein wearing spandex is encouraged!

For these people it must be an occupational hazard!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USoXmB8bpSM&feature=player_embedded

*imagines self wearing leotard* Man, that job is so not for me...

I'd do that job for free! Yeah, it can even be B.Y.O.S.

Bring Your Own Spandex!