I'm sure your butlerly duties don't leave time for message boarding!

Talk to the hand...

Thank you, Thing.

Is she Wednesday yet?

I'll be Wednesday, but I won't wear my hair in braids.

Wednesday is rather contrary, is she not?

Wednesday, Wednesday, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

With icky weeds and blackest seeds and succubi all in a row.

Zardoz still doesn't know what day it is...

Tee hee.

After you finish playing the harpsichord, could you walk Pugsley's pet octopus?

And can you get me a nice cup of chocolate-flavored poison with a skull-shaped marshmallow on top?

You rang...?

I'm astounded that this thread was left to Fester for so long.

Puns!! You know that drives me wild!

Follow me...

I've often wondered if Cousin Itt and Woodstock the bird both speak the same language.

Could Tweaki translate for them?

First, we'd have to put him back together after what Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot did to him.