PEOPLE OF LEGION WORLD.
I COME IN PEACE.
I HAVE BEEN AWAKENED
TO MY TRUE PURPOSE.
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR, MESSAGE BOARD POSTERS.
I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU.
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR, MESSAGE BOARD POSTERS.
I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU.
My dear Ms. Lesbian,
I am rarely fearful. Now does this "saving" me involve joining a brain-washing cult?
THERE HAS BEEN
A CRISIS
ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD.
I WILL END
THIS CRISIS.
NO MORE
FLAME WARS.
NO MORE
PERSONAL ATTACKS.
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
My dear Ms. Lesbian,
I am rarely fearful. Now does this "saving" me involve joining a brain-washing cult?
YOU NEED NOT
FEAR,
LITTLE QUISLET.
WHAT IS IT
THAT YOU
MOST
DESIRE?
My dear Ms. Lesbian,
I guess I didn't make myself clear. I currently have no fears. And I already have no need to fear. Therefore, your statement that I need not fear is a bit superfulous.
As for what I most desire, I am very content right now and there is nothing I really desire right now.
I KNOW
YOUR TRUE DESIRE,
EVEN IF YOU DO NOT
KNOW IT YOURSELF.
THERE.
YOU WILL SOON
DISCOVER
WHAT HAS COME TO PASS.
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
I KNOW
YOUR [b]TRUE DESIRE,
EVEN IF YOU DO NOT
KNOW IT YOURSELF.
THERE.
YOU WILL SOON
DISCOVER
WHAT HAS COME TO PASS. [/b]
*squeal* A boxed lunch social!!!!!!!!!
GRL,
I was horribly disfigured when the Banned-'Em Zone projector exploded.
That's why I'm wearing this mask -- I must never let anyone see my face.
Can you do something about that?
Dear GRL,
Will you be my BFF?
SL
GRL,
Can we get more HLA on LWMB?
LL
GRL, can I pinch your behind?
Originally posted by Masked STU:
GRL,
I was horribly disfigured when the Banned-'Em Zone projector exploded.
That's why I'm wearing this mask -- I must never let anyone see my face.
Can you do something about that?
I HAVE
MADE YOU
BETTER.
Originally posted by SharkLad:
Dear GRL,
Will you be my BFF?
SL
A
GODDESSHAS NO NEED FOR
A
BFF.
HOWEVER,
I HAVE
MADE YOU PRESIDENT OF
MY
FAN CLUB.
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
GRL,
Can we get more HLA on LWMB?
LL
YES.
LITTLE LARD,
YOU ARE NOW
A
HL.
AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING
TO ENGAGE IN
HLA ON THE
LWMB.
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, can I pinch your behind?
LITTLE ONE,
YOU ARE TOO
SMALLTO REACH MY
BEHIND.
I HAVE MADE YOU
BIGGER.
BUT IF YOU
PINCH MY
BEHIND,
I WILL
SMASH YOU.
My dear Ms. Lesbian,
Have you been reading Justice Society of America?
LITTLE QUISLET,
YOU ARE SO
WITTY.
THE BIRDS SAY YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY.
THERE IS A TERRIBLE
PERVERSITY
ON LEGION WORLD.
ITS NAME IS
POVERTY LAD.
I WILL MAKE HIM INTO A MORE SUITABLE FORM OF LIFE.
HE IS NOW SOMETHING BETTER.
POVERTREE.
(AND TREES DO NOT WEAR
PANTS.)
Better to be a tree than to be reborn as MaGRL.
The apples growing on Povertree are still rotten.
Think about it...
Pantsless in a field, everything waving in the breeze... :ahhh:
HEY GRL! PLUCK MY TASTY FRUIT, YOU SAUCY LESBIAN ROBOT!
Why is the sap on this tree so creamy looking?
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Why is the sap on this tree so creamy looking?
Are you going to try it?
I'm not going to try it.
Let's get Lardy!
Yeah, he'll try anything!
Yeah! Great idea!
Its like maple but more salty than sweet I'd wager (since I'm not trying it either)!
Laaaaaaaardy!
Oh, dear... how do I get
sucked into these things?
AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING THAT TAP!
Hmmm....hole in Povertree.........
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lard Lad:
LITTLE LARD,
YOU ARE NOW
A [b]HL.
AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING
TO ENGAGE IN
HLA ON THE LWMB.[/b]
That's no big, GRL--I've
always been a hot lesbian! I wanna see
two (or more
)
hot chicks havin' the HLA, comprende?
GRL,
As president of your fan club, I need to know if you're willing to do any meet & greets ...
SL
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
Originally posted by Masked STU:
[b]GRL,
I was horribly disfigured when the Banned-'Em Zone projector exploded.
That's why I'm wearing this mask -- I must never let anyone see my face.
Can you do something about that?
I HAVE
MADE YOU
BETTER.[/b][STU removes his mask, then slowly walks over to a mirror. What he sees leaves him stunned.]
Oh my
goddess!
I can't believe it! I-- I'm incredibly
handsome!
For the first time in a
long time, I feel nice. All thanks to GRL.
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Yeah! Great idea!
Its like maple but more salty than sweet I'd wager (since I'm not trying it either)!
Laaaaaaaardy!
What's that, er, milk mustache you have there, Cobie?
And why are those squirrels playing around with those two low-hanging walnuts on that weird-looking tree? Or are they shriveled plums?
Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
[b][QUOTE]Originally posted by Lard Lad:
LITTLE LARD,
YOU ARE NOW
A [b]HL.
AND YOU HAVE MY BLESSING
TO ENGAGE IN
HLA ON THE LWMB.[/b]
That's no big, GRL--I've always been a hot lesbian! I wanna see two (or more ) hot chicks havin' the HLA, comprende?[/b]I hate to break it to you, Lardy, but most HLs don't have a full beard and hobbit-feet.
Fortunately, you now look like Phoebe Cates climbing out of a pool, dripping wet, in a skimpy, red two-piece swimsuit that you're slowly removing.
Huh?
<looks in mirror>
Ooooohhh!
<excuses hi--
herself yo explore what's underneath bathing suit...>
(must contain self...must...)
<pinch>
Er, don't look at me, Lardy. The tree is quite perverse, as you know, and I wouldn't put it past it.
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b]GRL, can I pinch your behind?
LITTLE ONE,
YOU ARE TOO SMALL
TO REACH MY BEHIND.
I HAVE MADE YOU
BIGGER.
BUT IF YOU
PINCH MY BEHIND,
I WILL SMASH YOU.[/b]Jillikers, I've only increased like 6 inches in height! But...<looks in pants>...apparently 6 inches elsewhere too! That might end up being *too* big! Hm...I guess I could try it out...
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
But...<looks in pants>...apparently 6 inches elsewhere too! That might end up being *too* big!
I doubt anyone would consider your new total of 6.5 inches to be *too* big!
Ms. Lesbian, I'm always willing to learn what I can from the other life forms--organic or mechanical--that I encounter. It seems to me there is much you want to teach us. What do you want us to know?
Originally posted by Giant Robotic Lesbian:
LITTLE QUISLET,
YOU ARE SO
[b]WITTY.
THE BIRDS SAY YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY. [/b]
Rockhopper Lad,
Have you been spreading rumors about me again?
Gosh, Quis, I thought it was no secret, that you were, except for Lash--and Cali--and CJ--and Saturn Girl--and Fat Cramer--and me--the most beloved of all Legion Worlders.
Perhaps, I will be the undisputed most beloved now that I'm a hot lesbian?
My Dear Ms. Lesbian,
I understand that you changed Lard Lad into Lard Lass and from a heterosexual into a homosexual. Don't you think that is overdoing it? I think you should either make him a heterosexual female or a homosexual male.
Originally posted by SharkLad:
GRL,
As president of your fan club, I need to know if you're willing to do any meet & greets ...
SL
LITTLE SHARK,
I AM ALWAYS
DELIGHTEDTO MEET THE PEOPLE OF LEGION WORLD.
PLACE AN ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE OFFICIAL GRL
NEWSLETTER THAT
AUTOGRAPHSARE FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
ALSO, ANYONE WHO
CUTS IN LINE
WILL BE TURNED INTO A
BUSH.
IT WOULD BE
JUST.
Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
Ms. Lesbian, I'm always willing to learn what I can from the other life forms--organic or mechanical--that I encounter. It seems to me there is much you want to teach us. What do you want us to know?
LITTLE ROCKHOPPER,
THANK YOU FOR
ASKING.
WHAT I WANT YOU TO KNOW IS
THIS:
EVEN OMNIPOTENT LESBIAN ROBOT
GODDESSESCAN HAVE A BROKEN
HEART.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR
BOSOM FRIEND
FROM GOTHAM WOMEN'S COLLEGE
*COUGH*
GIGANTA *COUGH*
DECIDES SHE IS NO LONGER A
SISTER OF SAPPHO.
(SHE IS WHAT WE CALL A
HAS-BIAN.)
ALSO,
IRONA(RICHIE RICH'S ROBOT MAID)
MAY BE
SMALL,
BUT IN BED SHE IS QUITE
ASSERTIVE.
SPEAKING OF ROBOT MAIDS,
THE BEING YOU KNOW AS
ROSIE O'DONNELLWAS
REVERSE-ENGINEEREDFROM
ROSIE,
THE JETSONS' MAID
(WHO HAS A POWERFUL
VACUUM).
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I think you should . . . make him a . . . homosexual male.
PATIENCE,
LITTLE QUISLET.
ALL SHALL
COME TO PASS IN THE
FULLNESSOF TIME.
GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.
Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?
Meanwhile, I'll go find a female citizen of Legion World and try out your 'gift'.
<Bubblebutted monkey throws fruit from the PoverTree. And some poo for good measure>
Ms. Lesbian, I'm so sorry to hear about your broken heart. I know that pain and it's not pleasant. {Pats GRL's ankle} Please know that you have friends here who care about you.
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, I can't help but feel that if Lard Lass and Poverty Lad fell in love, given Lard Lad's new state, that they would live a life of happiness and bliss.
Can't you use your giant robotic lesbian powers of cupid and make it so?
Well, it's not often you see a smokin' hot lesbian who was once a lardy man fall in love with a perverted tree -- but I guess if it's going to happen anywhere, it might as well be LW!
GRL,
Now when you say turned into a "bush," do you mean the burning kind or the, well, burning kind?
I'll have the GRL newsletter at the printer by Friday, including that interview with Lindsay Lohan.
SL
Would that be on
Freaky Friday?
What?! Lindsay "Parent Trap" Lohan? Really??
Apparently, she's rumored to be dating Samantha Ronson...
With benefits?
Joey and Chandler were "friends".
GRL!
I'm having heterosexual female feelings--<span style="font-size: 25px;">SAVE ME!!!!</span>
PLEASE, either make me a full-blown lesbian, or turn me back to the way I was!!!!!
Lard Lass
<flashing boobs in despair>
No, GRL!
I implore you -- don't do it!
Do you really want to waste such a luscious-looking avatar as the one Lard Lass has right now??
GRL,
If you won't make me my old self again, make us BOTH (STU and I) hot lesbians, so that, together, we can put Stanley Steemer out of business!!!
<pleading boob flash>
Stanley or Cleveland?
Originally posted by SharkLad:
Now when you say turned into a "bush," do you mean the burning kind or they, well, burning kind?
YES.
Originally posted by Lard Lass:
GRL!
I'm having heterosexual female feelings--<span style="font-size: 25px;">SAVE ME!!!!</span>
[b]PLEASE, either make me a full-blown lesbian, or turn me back to the way I was!!!!!
Lard Lass
<flashing boobs in despair>[/b]
LITTLE LARD,
I HEAR YOUR
HEARTFELTPLEA FOR ASSISTANCE.
(AND THANK YOU FOR THAT
BOOB FLASH.)
YOU WISH TO
EMBRACEYOUR NEW-FOUND ATTRACTION TOWARD
MEN,
YET YOU ALSO
TIRE OF YOUR
FEMALE
BODY.
I WILL MAKE IT
BETTER.
LITTLE LARD,
YOU ARE NOW A
GAY MAN.
(Great, now when he admires my amazingly handsome features, he'll get mad at me for another reason when he becomes hetero again).
GRL, are Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Robinson friends in the same way Pov and Stu are?
Originally posted by Hot STU:
No, GRL!
I implore you -- don't do it!
Do you really want to waste such a luscious-looking avatar as the one Lard Lass has right now??
LITTLE STU,
I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE QUITE
APPRECIATIVEOF YOUR NEW-FOUND
HOTNESS.
YET, YOU ALSO
LAMENTLEGION WORLD'S LOSS OF SUCH A
LUSCIOUS-LOOKINGFEMALE.
I FEEL YOUR
PAIN.
I WILL MAKE THINGS
BETTER.
LITTLE STU,
YOU ARE NOW A
HOT WOMAN.
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
. . . when he becomes hetero again.
LITTLE COBALT,
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
LARD LAD'S
CHANGEIS NOT
PERMANENT?
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
GRL, are Lindsey Lohan and Samantha Robinson friends in the same way Pov and Stu are?
LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA ARE
FRIENDSIN THE SAME WAY
YOU AND
DOLLY THE SHEEPARE
FRIENDS.
Okay, but which one came with a dowry from Fat Cramer? (re: mint jelly)
GRL,
Er...can I just be a woman again? I'll deal with whatever consequences may come. (and I miss the boobs).
LL
(plus, the site won't
let me change back to "Lard Lad")
Originally posted by Lard Lass:
(plus, the site won't let me change back to "Lard Lad") You have to ask Nightcrawler to reset it. In the meantime, you could use the underscore to be Lard_Lad or you could be LardLad (no space)
Rookie mistake, Lardie... don't mess with your displayed ID and/or Avatar unless you wanna stick with it for awhile... or you just wanna be a major pain in Nighty's @$$.
Actually the Avatars are easy to change. Asking Nightcrawler to add new ones would be a pain.
D'Oh... yeah.
That's what I was thinking of.