You've Been... - Legion World

THUNDERSTRUCK!

. . . drafted.

Pre-approved for an Orchard Bank Master Card!

. . . chosen to win $200,000!
Just sent us a check for $240 to cover the paper work.

... a baaaaaad boy!

... an even badder boy!

...well, you'll find out when you click here !

...GONGED!

... to Paradise, But You've Never Been to You.

...warned. Come out with your hands up.

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Originally posted by Dev - Em:
THUNDERSTRUCK!

Ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

THUNDER!

Ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

THUNDER!

...running around with a bad crowd.

...looking for love in all the wrong places.

...cheated, been mistreated. When will you be loved?

...working on the railroad all the livelong day.

... punk'd

... taken for a ride.

...selected for jury duty!

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Originally posted by Fanfic Lady:

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Originally posted by Dev - Em:
[b] THUNDERSTRUCK!

Ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

THUNDER!

Ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

THUNDER![/b]

I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunder)

...talking in your sleep.

...summoned!

...luckier than most.

...there, done that.

...found wanting.

....Rick-rolled.

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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
...well, you'll find out when you click here !

Should have read the thread first. *glare*

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Originally posted by MLLASH classic:

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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
[b]...well, you'll find out when you click here !

Should have read the thread first. *glare*[/b]

Just a case of great minds thinking alike!

...rejected. Here is your consolation flight belt.

pwned!

...pushing the needle too far!

...retconned out of existence.

. . . rebooted as a snake.

... Power Boy'd

...Power Girl'd

...feted (which is much better than being fetid).

...punched in the nads by a midget.

...subpoenaed!

...Served.

...declined!

...eating all the Funyuns!

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Originally posted by cleome45:
...subpoenaed!

as per last night, funny thing happened to my partner, he got subpoenaed! heh. yeah he is being summoned to the court as a witness. oh boy.

supes, I hope it's relatively quick and painless.

(I've helped mr_cleome serve witnesses a couple of times for Bankruptcy cases. Luckily I'm temping right now, so that's not part of my day.)

...Geoff John'ed. Which means we may have to go looking fro some random body part of yours...

... sending racy self pics from the Capitol gym ... again.

... wondering whether I have figured out how not to double-post from the iPad.

...selected to win a free iPad!!! Just send your name, address and birthdate along with 22.95 via paypal for shipping to:

Notascam@hotmail.com

...caught with your pants down!

(Good thing I don't wear them then!

)

...working out!

[wolf whistle]

...photoshopped into a funny pic that George Takei has reposted on Facebook.

...staring at that TV for hours now, and it's such a nice day outside!

...flogged by Thora of Taltar.

... Enjoying being flogged by Thora a bit too much.

...enjoying a flogging by Thora of Taltar.

...and/or jinxing yourself with Peebs!

...or haven't been: that was the question. (Hamlet: The Sequel)

...flogging that Amway crap for ten years now. You haven't made a dime and at this point you're as popular with your friends and family as the Bubonic Plague, if not less so. Just give it up already!

... hit by a smooth criminal.

...fired by Donald Trump.

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Originally posted by Thora:
...flogged by Thora of Taltar.

I wish

...Bedazzled!!!

...a burr in my saddle for <span style="font-size: 17px;">the last time, Varmint!!</span>

...served notice that this thread will explode in five seconds. Good-bye.

...dipped in chocolate and fed to

.

around the world in 90 days.

...a good dog, now go lie down.

.
Just after breakfast.

...trying to make copious amounts of Axe spray take the place of your morning shower. Well,

it's not working.

...to the doctor, you've been to mountain
you looked to the children, you drank from the fountain

...rode hard and put up wet.

... finding love in all the right places.

...slimed! Who ya gonna call?

... such a naughty boy. Tsk! Tsk!

... to Niece, and the Isle of Greece while you've sipped champagne on a yacht,
you've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what you've got,
you've been undressed by kings and you've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see,
you've been to paradise, but you've never been to ... um, err, YOU!

... making sense with that song.

...invited to be our guest for dinner. Hope you like chili.

...chosen to be our spokesmodel.

...seeing double?!

...razzle-dazzled by the Hudson Brothers!

...unable to decide if Razzles are more candy than gum, or vice-versa.

...prowling the docks after midnight wearing that ferret suit again, haven't you?

... skipping your meds.

...framed

...accepted as the newest member of a boy band.

...a true friend, AND a good writer. SpiderGirl

... seen on another forum!

... drafted to join the Legion

... chosen by Sensei to become the new Karate Kid in a Keith Giffen ongoing series.

... had

...promising to throw out that ratty old football jersey & wear something nicer for a change. So get on with it!

... procrastinating too much!!!

...like a brother to me, in that we yell at each other all the time, throw punches, and break one another's favorite toys daily.

...told not help yourself to Wonder Woman's yogurt that makes her poo.

... the heir to a great fortune all this time.

... going back through previous replies on this thread, and now can't stop thinking of Cleome dipped in chocolate.

...blaming Canada, and with good reason.

.. to Paradise, but you've never been to you

...under the misapprehension that you're a Capricorn. But the shifting position of Earth in relation to the stars means that you've really been leading the life of a Sagittarius all along!

... summoned for jury duty

...elected as mayor of Candor.

...selected to appear on Jeopardy!!

hit by lightning! The canoe is welded to your head!

... left as mankind's last hope against the sentient cucumbers that have inherited the Earth!

... served

... hired to investigate why anyone would leave the Earth to sentient cucumbers in their will.

...been schooled.

...shown the door.

ah bad widdle gurl!

...lonely too long.

...listening too long to the lower numbers on the FM dial.

... struck by a smooth criminal.

... needing to go to therapy for a bit

...singing showtunes in the library for an hour and now Security is finally here to "accompany" you on your way to meet the pavement face-first.

... living in the love of the common people.

...lookin' good in the weight room lately. Also, all the regulars are sneaking furtive glances at your back end when you're on the elliptical.

Except me, but only because I'm a lady.

... trapped on the elliptical for hours. Why do they only look? Why don't they HELP!?

...cheating at cards.

... fired.

..."borrowing" my hedge trimmers since last Labor Day, and I really need them back now.

unfriended

... CHUNDERTRUCK! ... No wait, that's not right....

...lost...then found.

... selected for our premium offer

...discovered by the team of ruthless assassins that have arrived to bump you off for something that you don't remember but that the government fears that you will, and that threatens their existence.

,,,dreaming that you had a dilemma about a field trip only to wake up and realize you graduated almost ten years ago.

... selected by our company for a weekend getaway - we only need your social security #, full name, address and mother's maiden name

... unable to decide which dessert to go for, so why not just have them all?

... invited to join this new reality show on an island nobody has ever heard of. You cannot tell anyone until shooting finishes in one year.

...pacing around muttering to yourself for hours. Just tell us what's bothering you already!

...suckered into fostering this litter of adorable orphaned kittens. Your resident cat is gonna' be FURIOUS.

He will take his revenge by raising them all to be as evil and rotten as he is, little realizing that he'll have to share his house with seven other cats for the next fifteen years because of this.

... tricked into eating fatty foods

... stuck listening to someone who has no idea that a conversation is supposed to be a two way thing.

... learning how to tune out those horrible bores

...now entered into the black hole of waiting for the person in front of you to find their coupons they swore they brought with them when they made that horrible list before shopping, then discovering they forgot something and they will be just a moment...

... misdiagnosed.

...have basically eaten all you can at the buffet.

... unable to come up with a post for the "You've Been..." thread.

... stuck at dinner with a vegan

...immortalized on Google Earth while doing yardwork on your hands and knees. Nice butt.

...noticed for having a nice butt and been offered a major lead role in the upcoming Legion movie.

... finding it hard after the success of your Legion movie. Fortunately, your nice butt will still be seen in the Hornblower movie you've just signed up for.

...so good for my ego I'm gonna' go back to the department store and buy those shiny metallic hot pants after all.

... instrumental in the defeat of Sherlock Holmes. No one can save the Empire now... Ha HA ha ha ha!

...hogging all the chocolate macaroons. Hand 'em over NOW!

... a bad little boy.

... subpoenaed

...declared the toast of the town. Of course the town in question is East Nyack, or maybe Dufur. But still...

... tarred and feathered.

...been told more times than memory not to touch those.

... sold down the river.

...pretty cold to me since that whole Bitcoin debacle. Look I'll get you your lost life savings back soon, I swear!

Originally Posted by Kent Shakespeare

...fired by Donald Trump.

...rehired by Donald Trump, due to unexpected vacancies.

...replaced by the Easter Bunny.

... a lazy lazy barbarian

... fairly scoffing those Easter eggs haven't you?

... wearing the wrong color today

...ain't leaving the house wearing that!

... lost in translation.

...cloned.

..recalled.

...painting the town red.

... tied to the tracks, but not tightly enough that you can't post.

... asked to have a serious talk with your mother.

... dunking for apples... out of season!

...our best fund-raiser for the Arthritis Fund ever. But you don't get your cool "thank you" gifts like the pin and tote bag until you actually turn in the money, OK?

... trying to give up your seat for that woman, but clearly she doesn't want it.

... pollinated

... sitting patiently in accident and emergency after trying to slice through that block with your hand in your very first lesson.

... stuck at the local government bureaucracy waiting to see if the 3rd copy of Form B is legible before the unhappy person goes to lunch

... brainhacked onto being someone's cyberpuppet ... again.

...bumped from your seat on United. WTF!

... caught up in a storm of public protest.

... invited to Sean Spicer's birthday party.

... leaving the house late again.

...stalked by that weird blonde down the hall.

PLUNDERCHUCK! ... No, that's not right either...

...Flounderucked!

...dining at Flounderucker's so often each restaurant in the franchise now has a permanently reserved table for you.

... put at the tiny table that's right beside the busy kitchens, all because of those big wigs and their reserved tables.

...napping so much this week that even the cats are impressed.

...babysitting your mother's goldfish.

... nominated for the "most likely to inspire a sidekick" award

... nominated for the "most likely to lose a sidekick to social services" award.

...the wind beneath my wings. But now you're just the dry rot beneath my dark broom closet.

...watching too many old vintage heavy metal videos on YouTube lately.

Originally Posted by cleome50

...the wind beneath my wings. But now you're just the dry rot beneath my dark broom closet.

This made me ROTFLMFAO. Thanks, Cleome.

Invaded by intelligent dust bunnies.

...trying to catch up and failing.

...eating what you thought were black jelly beans when suddenly you realize they are in fact...(faint).

Originally Posted by Jfposey

...eating what you thought were black jelly beans when suddenly you realize they are in fact...(faint).

LOL

Those wascally wabbits, scattering their scat right into the candy dish!

... refused entry to this thread. Beat it!

...crying into your pillow like Shadow Lass in Smallville with Mordru looking for you because Thoth Lad refused you entry.

... been told only a couple of posts ago to beat it! Now git goin'!

... thinking about ordering Thai food for dinner

... wondering about the sudden food related thoughts appearing in your mind. Is it just hunger or is it something more...SINISTER!

... trying to recover from a heavy drinking night

... an avenger of the night. But the night has told you a hundred times that no one has done anything to it, and it doesn't need avenging.

(FL, glad I could be of service. [bows] )

...dodging the Collection Agency's calls for a month now. Sorry, but I'm not covering for you anymore. I've got my own problems.

... avoiding the enemy agents for hours now. But there's only so many seedy bars you can dodge into before they catch up with you.

told you were like everyone else. That is a lie

... told you were a special baby. But all parents say that.

...told it was going to taste like chicken.

... been dressed like an Easter Bunny for 3 days now, and you're tired of it!

... asked to monitor the White House for lies

... asked to monitor the Monitor, but you're beginning to wonder who monitors the Monitor monitor?

...asked to cutdown on the use of run on sentences because your ideas get lose in a never ending void of accessive wordage and the true purpose is lost due to your inability to communicate in a concise manner which leads to confusion on the readers part when you refuse to edit while typing out your thoughts as you want to deliver them.

... concise

...hungrier than usual, and why are you looking at me like that?

... quieter than a church mouse this week

Clutterbucked!!! Hmmm, still not sure that's right. https://www.nhl.com/player/cal-clutterbuck-8473504

...doin' the Clutterbuck on the dance floor like there's no tomorrow. w00t! Even Giant Sentient Disco Ball is impressed.

...doing the Clutterbuck when everyone else was doing the Time Warp again!

... doin' the shurg.

...invited to join a Scottish folk dancing group.

... told your life is a lie

...Given the disapointing news that you're not adopted after all.

...walking around with your fly open for half an hour. Sorry, but somebody had to tell you.

... blue sky thinking, but it's cloudy weather, man.

...through a lot of changes

...down where the drunkards roll.

... breathing in. Now try breathing out.

...sleeping through the movie.

... expelled

... sitting posting to a board while your lunch could be burning. Move yer butt!

... thinking too much

... second runner up!

... outed

...answering questions with questions...

... declared dead in the state of New Jersey

...outside planting your garden in honor of Earth Day.

....a danger to yourself and others too many times, which is why we're kicking you out.

,,, knocked upside the head with the love hammer

... lighting the gas lamps in your Victorian village without wearing a vest.

... working out! (cops an appreciative feel)

...falling asleep.

... talking in your sleep

...sleepwalking under the command of Dr Caligari!

... eating too much. *sighs while looking at weighing scale, pants that won't zip, and shirt that only goes down to chest*

... watching the cherry blossom again.

... taking allergy medication because of all the cherry blossoms blooming

... putting your luggage on empty train seats, stopping people sitting down there.

... asked politely to move your furniture so I can sit down

... audited.

... deleted... Variant.

... hunted

... wistfully thinking of Jaws movies.

...covered in whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

...thrilled to see Sharky again.

... auditioning for the next season of Real Housewives of Your City

... unable to sleep

... having the same problem as thothy

...drunk off your [redacted] every weekend this month, and I'm tired of covering for you at work on Mondays. You need help.

... a preachin' and a preachin' but can't you tell I'm a little worse for wear this morning?

naughty. We all know what you did. You might as well just post the pictures.

...trying to get the image uploader to work, but it's just not happening for you.

... dancing an awful lot in the office

... getting funky.

... grooving to your own beat

... able to hide your hooves from a superstitious world, but it's time for new shoes again.

...walking the mall for hours. Wanna' rest and split an Orange Juliusâ„¢ with me?

... sipping an awful lot of the Orange Julius

...hiding from me

... lost. But now you've been found. Tag! You're it!

... acting weird lately

.... diving to new depths.

... a little glitchy

... jumping on the kids' trampoline.

... doing the funky monkey

.. caught in the searchlight during your daring penitentiary escape. Which way will you run now?

...holding onto those library books too long. Your total in overdue fines is now $5,236.79 (U.S.) They'll take Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, *or* Discover, if that helps.

... a bad vegan

.... permanently damaged

... and with the additional roughage in your diet, it won't be as long before you have to go again.

... featured in a gossip "tell all" in the Gotham Gazette

... amazed at the different meals you could come up with, just from what was left in your fridge.

... delighted by a shot of tequila

... shot by Tequila, the alcohol fuelled villain!

... jealous of alcohol-fueled villainy

...to paradise but you've never been to you.

... convinced that Heaven is a place on Earth.

...soaking in the tub so long that you're just a mass of wrinkles. Time to get out.

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

... convinced that Heaven is a place on Earth.

... a jerk. But a Cool Jerk.

...upgraded to coach.

...coached in the ways of polite society. But will it work Eliza?

... wondering why the rain in Spain is only in the plane

... wondering what kind of airplane has rain in it

...hearing hissing coming from the luggage compartment, following the water escaping from that fire extinguisher but surely Snakes on a Plane wasn't real...

.. wondering what is real and whether the blue or red pill would have the answer

...wondering if taking the "Eat Me" cake instead the "Drink Me" bottle was wise as the White Rabbit slips ever further away.

... running into White Rabbits everywhere

... driving too fast.

...listening to your Jefferson Airplane album again.

... wondering what caused the evolution of Jefferson Starship

... lost in thought

... doing that thing with your hair again

... digging in the garden, trying to reach the Hollow Earth.

...promising for weeks to stop by and try some of this fabulous rhubarb compote I made.

If you don't like rhubarb, just say so!

...asleep under that summer hat.

... meaning to ask Cleome to save you some rhubarb compote

... feeling harassed

...running on empty.

...told off by the neighbours.

...advised to get your affairs in order.

...painting the town puce.

... had!

... recovering from a bug you got over the weekend

... slapped in the face with a large fish, as per local custom.

...laying it on pretty thick.

... forgetting to pay respect to those closest to you.

... sweating like crazy in this humidity

...dawdling for weeks, and now you only have three hours left to get your ballot filled out and dropped off.

... trying to pull an all-nighter, and miserably failing

... wondering if there would be any good comics today

... talking too much

...living on spongecake
Watching the sun bake
All of the tourists, covered with oil...

... waiting for your mutant powers to find expression

... In intensive care after it turned out you don't have Human Torch powers.

...wearing that same pair of socks for three days. Bleccchh!!

... reminding yourself that those socks have another 10 days before they need a switch.

... rocketed into space

... zeta beamed

... teleported against your will

... regretting following the old man into the subway tunnel for a while, but his ranting about defending the world against the 7 sins he has statues of is really creeping you out.

...boring everyone with your stories about cats again.

.. to paradise, but you've never been to me.

... suffering from déjà vu.

...told to sashay away.

... doing things that should make you ashamed of yourself

...way too into those Ayn Rand novels.

... unable to question the status quo.

... feeling the need for change

... conforming

... working too hard. I mean, you've always been intense, but you've said some things that are really off. And you just have this awful glow around you, you know?

... having your break in the core, rather than in the reactor canteen. You've got a certain glow about you.

... turned into a robot. But don't worry, we'll fix you right up...

... kept in the workshop overnight until a part for you arrives.

... been hanging out with Bender from Futurama too much. Why don't you go for better role models, like Red Tornado, Vision, or Rosie from the Jetsons?

... avoiding answering the door like there were versions of Robotman out there wanting to talk to you about not being part of a list.

...ignoring the real best of the Eighties too long! Let me fix this:

...walking the dinosaur.

... too hot-headed lately, Sun Boy!

... reactionary, Chemical Kid

... too cold, Polar Boy

...fading into the background, Invisible Kid

... thinking too much, Saturn Girl and Tellus

...growing on me, Colossal Boy

... making me feel alive, Kinetix

... eating all the beans, Gas Girl.

... giving me LIFE, Lass

...short on funds, Violet.

...Jinxing the high jump with your hijinx.

...packing away those pickled peaches and peppers.

... wondering what does it matter when you're eating, lad?

...running late, Barry.

... hiding from me, Lyle and Jacques

... not using your indoor voice, Tyroc

...wasting time, Trapper.

... a grower, Colossal Boy

... conducting yourself well, Garth.

... slowing us down, Jazmin and James.

...overthinking things, Brainy

... day dreaming, Nura.

... getting heavier, Thom

... not exactly pulling your weight, Ayla

... making your own way, Dawnstar and Shikari

... very possessive lately, Quislet.

... quite stony, Blok.

... quite cold-hearted, Brek.

... giving me a magical time, Mysa and Xao.

... quite catty, April.

... speed posting, Jenni.

... bouncing around too much, Chuck.

... keeping us in the dark, Tasmia.

...moving through my changes, Reep.

... pretending to be something else, Jeckie.

... unable to multi task, Jo.

... kung fu fighting, Val

,,, a tiny dancer, Salu.

...giving me the cold shoulder, Brek.

... not acting like yourselves lately, Reep and Yera.

...avoiding my touch, Tinya.

...copying my every move, Ord.

... overusing your bill, Gates.

... outta sight, Lyle.

... burning the candle at both ends, Dirk

... overthinking, Querl

... a bit dense, Blok

... getting too big for your britches, Gim

... spellbinding company, Mysa

... a little moody, Lori

... building your brand, RJ.

... eating too many beans for supper, Nightwind

... hot-headed, Staq

... green fingered, Ral

... manhandling people, Val

...seeing only their flaws, Hart

... living a lie, Jeckie

... kind of pale, Mysa

... asleep at the wheel again, Nura

... very magnetic, Rokk

...peeking, Rhent

... stony, Dag

...hiding your true self, Rond

... unlucky, E Davis Ester

...making me feel sick, Drura

... prickly, Pete

Eyeing him up, Ethel

...blowing kisses on the wind.

... hurt once too many times

...played the fool

... talking too much

...answering questions with questions (haven't you?)

... nibbling at the pie again

...rockin' those black leather chaps, but uh... maybe they're not the right choice for that interview with the CPA firm this afternoon.

... getting above yourself. I mean, we want you to get ahead, but not that far ahead

...mailed with insufficient postage. I'm sorry, but we'll have to return you unopened.

... trying to escape out of the patient's tear duct for ages. When will someone show him a Weeping Gorilla picture?!

.... cheating on your diet

...failing to lift with your knees. No wonder you back hurts so much!

... remembering when you walked along walls when you were a kid. Why does it feel so dangerous now?

...taking too many liberties with my heart.

... trying too hard

... hugging trees again. You must be bark-ing mad.

...cranky all day. Just go take a nap already!