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ASAP!
Note that I am very politely requesting, not demanding!
I, contrarily, DEMAND he post!
I also ask politely.

Pretty, pretty please, with sugar on top?
I offer a dairy queen blizzard if he posts
Meh, I'd rather see Beagz post more. But that's just me. Krypto wink
If he posts we'll put up roller coasters!
Cobalt will also stop building/having others build those repugnant staues of himself should Kippers return!
We can only hope that Cobie will stop. I can't open my drapes anymore.
I promise to find a nice strong lad to give his chrome a nice finish if he posts!
Hmm... perhaps I should've demanded it.
We can only assume he's still celebrating Alabama's victory.
GO MSU!
Kippers...
Come on, Kippers. I'll talk Transformers with you. We'll have a Transformers postathon.
Hey. smile
about bloody time.

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See what happens when you ask nicely... wink
I hereby request that Kid Prime post AGAIN!
I, contrarily, DEMAND that he post again. smile
I ask *pretty please* for Kippers to post again.
Following the standard pattern, I offer him a dairy queen blizzard to post!
I do love a good blizzard!!!
Somebody owes somebody ice cream!

Now, in order to keep the flow, I must hereby request Kippy posts again.
So I DEMAND that he post again!
I pledge to see a Transformers flick made without Shia Laboeuf if KP posts again!
I pledge $50 to the Human Fund if KP posts again...
Jeepers! You guys aren't following the pattern!

Now he'll never post again!
It's all gone tits up!!
I demand that Kippers posts a minimum of three sentences which are comprised of a minimum of five words apiece. In return I offer him nothing!
Blizzards filled with yum
Oh, Snickers and Reese's cups
Kid Prime rejoices
That's what we need to get KP to post more: Snickers and Reese's cups.
Or give him his own haiku thread.
I demand KP offer us a limerick with no less than TWO double entendres!
Now that the pattern is screwed up, will Kippers post again? Even if we make big sad eyed faces?
My birthday is RUINED unless Kippers posts again!
KP will post on my birthday. (Tuesday)
Heck, I'm just happy he's posting! laugh
Okay, so I really posted a posty post full of posty post goodness. Also, smurftastic. smile
Why dontcha take off yer shoes and stay a spell, Kippers? nod
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