At Future King...

"Nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
Hey hey hey

Pyounnnnn!"

You'll never catch me...


Bwaaahahahahahahahahah!

First reply, suckers!

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~

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Now that's some blalant post whoring!!

No, really it is!!

I mean it.

Shameless!!

A post whore war?

How is this different from any other day on Legion World?

?

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Your whoriness speaks little tiny volumes.

Always been a fan of the &

Never have been able to draw one in real life

&

You say ____.

But I say...!

Unfortunately, we then *****.

^ should be a new thread in MMB

Yep!

Ditto!

I dare you to say that again.

So ... you have officially thrown down hey monsieur?
Well it's on buddy. Just you wait .... (accompanying evil laugh)

Zee Gauntlet haz been thrown down en youer Gze ni ral directzion, M'seiu!

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^

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This thread thrives on loose morals and degrading oneself! It panders to the lowest form of posting.

I hope one day, we as Legion Worlders, can convince all Legion World citizens to find a better road!

HEY!!!! I resemble that remark.

Dadblame whippersnappers! Loose Morals iz whut made this country the cesspool it is, young'un.

Dust stirred lazily in the street. A stray tumbleweed wandered down the way as a horse in front of the saloon lifted it's tail and passed wind. A woman passing by in a nice frock and bonnet was briefly embarrassed. But, she was in a hurry as sundown was fast approaching and her mother would expect her home from her job at Bramble's Dry Goods and Supplies.

In Madame Tilly's Bar and Saloon, the party was staring to gather speed. Trail hands, cow pokes, ranch hands and various town members were inside, gently, and not so gently in some cases, pickling their brains a little more on rotgut whiskey and bad rye. Madame Tilly's girls where doing their first song of the nigth, "I was a wee lass, but Momma spanked me for it" when the sun finally settled. Gas lamps light the saloon dimly, making the girls even more attractive to the rummies and drunks inside. Alcohol was flowing freely, and then...

Tom Burdette on the piano fingers froze when the batwings opened and stayed open. All eyes in the place went to the stranger in the doorway.

He was tall, over six feet. His brown hair was slightly long under his beat up hat, and he looked to be covered in trail dust...

Except for the High heels and fishnet stockings underneath his brown poncho. A gravely voice cut though the sudden silence like a slap to the face.

"Hello, boys. Like what you see? My name's Slantin' Franny, and to all you post whores.." a shotgun appeared in his hands and there was even more silence as a shell was jacked into the chamber...

"Bring It ON!"

,

Lash is very punctual.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VVVVVV

^^^^^^^^

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>>>>>>>>>>>

<<<<<<<<<<<

700th post.

Like sending in a post tart to do a post whore's job.

! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + " : { } < > ; ' ,


... oh crap, I can't use these again now, can I?

BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

* sigh*

This is a post whore thread and it's only on page 4??? WTF People!!!

All I have to say is...newbies!

HAH!

...not sounding very crabby here...just saying.

This will at least make this thread lookk better...

Shall I keep going...am I alone here?

Is this appropriate for a post whore thread?

hello...hello...hello...hello...

Another saturday night and no one's home.

Watchu talkin bout Willis?

Dead child stars.... BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh...wait...

Naaaaa, Bwaahahahahahahahah.

That was soooo wrong. Funny...but wrong.

... and so the war of whores who post continues ...

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Dev Em:
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purdy...

Someone's a Buck Rogers fan I think!

Buck no. Erin Grey, hell yeah.

"My name's Buck, and I like to..."

Wait, wrong movie.

^^And wrong type of whore involved.

Double hells yeah. Erin Gray all the way for the win.

I remember ever detail. The Germans wore gray. You wore blue.

No, no, it was the Rebs and the Yanks.

Does that say "Post Offshore?"

No.

"Post More?"

No.

"No" is not typically what one would hear coming from a post w_______.

Panties

they aren't just for breakfast anymore!

Diddle!

Hey, Diddle Diddle!

Little diddle 'bout Jack and Diane...

...the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over Mrs. Rubinowitz.

Concubine

cucumber

I love that last word association game we just did there Rick!

"Why war?" - Sigmund Freud

and he knew a lot of war... and whores...

diphthong

bananahammock


*I feel so dirty now.

I

am

padding

my

post

count,

bitches!

I apologize for the profanity in the last posted sentence by me. Just think Laurie from Cougartown, and you'll get it.

Meh...

How long before somebody spams every thread on this board with the exact same post within a 24-hr stretch, thus causing the heat death of the entire universe?



Yes, you are the top poster! But at <span style="font-size: 15px;">WHAT PRICE?! WHAT PRIIIICE??!!!</span>

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"><span style="font-size: 18px;"><blink>????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></blink>

My sense of trepidation was so strong that it spilled off the last post into this one. My apologies.

</span></span>

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Plus, I just really like the word "trepidation."</span></span>

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"> "Tenterhooks" is kinda' cool, too. I don't know why.</span></span>

I resemble that comment, oh I mean I RESENT that comment!!!

I am gentleman of the eveninging my post count!

Ah ain't no gentulmun.

Gentlemen, start yWhore engines!

Whore war! Call out the hounds!

HOREHOUND!

Hore·hound -- noun \&#712;ho&#775;r-&#716;hau&#775;nd\

Definition of HOREHOUND:
1a : an Old World bitter perennial mint (Marrubium vulgare) with downy leaves b : an extract or confection made from the dried leaves and flowering tops of this plant
2: any of several mints resembling the horehound

Origin of HOREHOUND:
Middle English horhoune, from Old English h&#257;rh&#363;ne, from h&#257;r hoary + h&#363;ne horehound — more at hoar

First Known Use: before 12th century

Rhymes with HOREHOUND:
abound, aground, around, astound, background, bloodhound, boozehound, brassbound, break ground, campground, chowhound, clothbound, come round, compound, confound, coonhound, deerhound, deskbound, dumbfound, earthbound, eastbound, elkhound, expound, fairground, fogbound, foot-pound, foreground, foxhound, gain ground, go-round, greyhound, half-bound, hardbound, hellhound, hidebound, high ground, homebound, housebound, icebound, impound, inbound, ironbound, lose ground, newfound, newshound, northbound, outbound, playground, pot-bound, profound, propound, rebound, redound, renowned, resound, rockbound, rock hound, scent hound, sight hound, sleuthhound, smooth hound, snowbound, softbound, southbound, spellbound, staghound, stone-ground, stormbound, strikebound, surround, to ground, top round, unbound, unround, unsound, well-found, westbound, wolfhound, year-round [-]hide
abound, aground, around, astound, background, bloodhound, boozehound, brassbound, break ground, campground, chowhound, clothbound...

Houndstooth clothing. No idea what that is.

Busted! Clothes post whore!!!

Is it like tweed? maybe better if it was weed, lol. When you get tired of wearing it, you just light it up.

Actually some houndstooth stuff I've seen has made me want to put a torch to it before, so yeah I guess you're right!

"Alright you guys, listen up. Sargent Corman is gonna give us a briefing....Sargent.."

"Thanks, Cap'n. Alright ladies and gentlemen...yeah, Morelli, I'm including you...Okay, we've got something new on the street. A real designer drug. But it ain't south american or russian, or even Iraqi. Its english. Yeah, Jackson, english. Am I speaking in Italian? No. By english I mean English. You know, limeys and all that.

Now, this thing goes by Houndstooth on the street. you find it in some middle to higher end shops around town. It ain't yer average dealers here. It's Barbie in her nice little chippy shop.

Last week two guys wound up in Belmont with coshed in noggin's. Coat was ripped right off their backs. We later found Lester the Pester and Two-Toed Tony in back of Eugenia's House of Humus, spiders big as houses crawlin' on them according to them.

so, to sum up, Limey Bastards sendin' their nastiest stuff here as coats. I hear they're stuffin' mothballs in the pockets for a little Kick. Be on the lookout. Find'em, hook'em and cook'em. Any questions?

"yeah, Sarge, any distinquishing characteristics we should be looking for?"

"a few. Dress shoes, Derby's, bumbershoots, and possibly.stiff upper lips. Awright, enough jabber, go gett'em."

... I'm honestly at a loss for words, and don't know what to say!
lol

The really exotic stuff is called Pomeranian's tooth.

Houndstooth vs. Sharkskin in a BATTLE TO THE DEATH!!

<font face="cursive"><span style="font-size: 19px;">WHICH FABRIC WILL REIGN SUPREME?!?!</font f></span>

This thread is really starting to scare me pretty good now!

It should. It really should.

Yeah, all this talk about fashion and houndstooth in particular ... really creepy stuff!

<scrunches eyes up, looks around suspiciously>

"It is... C'mon in and have a glass of ... lemonade."


>looks around to make sure none of the neighbors are watching... grabs sickle beside chair<

Is that a popsicle, sir?

No, and I'm NOT happy to see you... heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!

Hey Rick, can I play on your lawn?

He'll probably turn the sprinklers on the minute you set foot on it.
Freakin' psycho!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

See???

Whoa. I hope that red stuff that came out of the sprinkler's just Cherry Kool-Aid.

Me, I'm just gonna sit here and keep my mouth shut about the whole "red rain" affair!

p.s. I love squirrels!!!

Me too. shoot'em, skin'em, cook'em... them's good eat'in.

* faints *
... wakes up 20 minutes later and paints a bulleye on Rickshaw1's image and begins throwing daggers at it.

I'm a member of Peta

People Eatin' Tasty Animals.

'swhy mamma nature gave us canine teeth to eat with. they are for to tear tasty, cooked cows and chickens, squirrels and deer, rabbit an' snake, horse and cougar.

uuhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm... grilled steaks, they don't just come fromma' supermarket.

Squirrels make me go .

I encourage other people to eat as many as they want.

Pleeeeeeeeez don't EAT the little squirrels! *sob*

>blam<

cut

skin


sizzle

"Umm, tasty."

"Heeeeere Thumper."

Shuuuuuhsh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wiberwal animal wovers.


hehehehehehehehehehhehehe





Oh Disney, you got some 'splainin' to do!

And here you are in one of your crazier moments (which are many and close together).

I especially liked your definition of the PETA!

Moments?

I'll have you know I've devoted entire months to tha crazy.

Sorry, I stand corrected!

You lie! You are sitting down.

It took you FIVE DAYS to think of that comeback???

He was just waiting for you to sit down. Every thread on this board has you bragging about exercising....

;-)

No, it took me two seconds. I was giving you time to come up with something better.

Exercise is for people who can't properly appreciate the joy of becoming one with the sofa.

[snores]

...or who don't have enough good things to read.

Besides, we should all be supine as much as possible this evening in a show of solidarity with poor Ex.

[gets out extra box of bicarb]

Excellent point, cleome!

Ex, we're with you, man!

That's it.
I quit exercising RIGHT NOW!

Oh, I mean I am execising RIGHT NOW!


It's either that or sit on the couch and read a book .... but I can't seem to get even my one butt cheek to fit, so it's back to lifting weights!

< I'll give you all a moment to process the visual in your minds >
There we go!

Oh look! Is that a penguin flying over my house?

[...trying not to visualize whatever future king was talking about....]

Oh yeah, sure ... pretend like you're not loving what you're visualizing buddy!

"I am not a whore!" Well, okay, yes, I was for trapper status.

Butt, no more.

Once you go Trapper... There's a bit of settling down that happens

I seem to be "settling" all over.

Time to buy some new "foundation" garments.

Good underwear is very supportive.

*peeks in* is the war over?

No one has posted a single whore on this thread.

What if someone has, but we just didn't know it?

Excuse me? Have you met me before Carol. Any woman could have me for a pepsi and bacon.

It was a bad time, when people sold themselves for snacks.

Three blocks over, the night brought out the hookers addicted to baked goods. It was literally a seedier part of town.

Sesame seeds. Mmmmm.

whore.

Takes one to know one.

I never thought of charging for posting. Is that what you all have been doing all these years?!

It helps build up the vacation fund

The Legion World Purity Society objects to the title of this thread!

It has been brought to our attention that the above post could have been construed as an attempt to restart a post-a-thon, or even a post-a-thon- across the road. Neither could be further from the truth. A moral standing must be upheld. But don't just take my word for it.

Hello everyone. My name is Stan Dards. But you may know me as Puritan Lad. The Legion World Puritan Society feels it appropriate to step in when threads have gone to the seedier side of things. Where morals have broken down. We're kept very busy on Legion World. But it's important that moral balance is brought to a thread where posters are encouraged to sell themselves for posts, snacks or underwear. Yes, touting yourself for business is bad! But I can fix it! For my usual fee!

Whore-ange you glad I started this thread?

Yes. yes you are........

does posting my post about posting on a post thread count?

Why are we starting a war? Can't we all be post whores?

I'm not sure. I'm waiting on a post to confirm.

I confirm that it counts.

Thanks Ibby. It's often good to have such findings peer tested though.

Testing...

Yeah, it definitely counts.

Thanks for testing, thothy!

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Is your keyboard broken, Quis?

Amateur!

start at the first single letter

Then read down

I got it I was just trying to help keep your strategy a secret.

You don't want people to copy your winning formula

I think I have a comfortable enough lead

Shameful Quis, just shameful.

Oh you don't know just how shameless I can be

2 more posts will put my post count to....

47,300

47,299 of which were part of a single post that was put up letter by letter and 1 in the Welcome thread

My, that was a very long word.

13 posts today

Oh wait, make that 14

Darn it all

At least you're safe from vampirism. No one's going to be calling you Count Quislet anytime soon

Maybe we should turn Quis into a vampire so that his counting will be more accurate

The first thing he'd be counting would be the outgoing pennies to Seseme Street

One penny...

Two pennies...

Okay, I think I'll stop now

Yeah, I often get stuck after that too...

I go one... two... few... several... dozen... lots... many... oodles... poodles...

One two three many many one many two many three many many.

Someone here besides me knows what this is.

Is it from a Terry Pratchett book?

I was thinking Dr. Seuss.

Must

Stop

Post

Whoring

Yes, you must Quis. You'll catch a disease like DC Editor Skills if you're not careful.




I've never read, or had read to me as a kid, Dr Seuss. I see it coming up here every now and again.

I only actually read one or two books. I didn't particularly like them. I preferred the Berenstain Bears.

Do you remember them as Bernstein Bears or Bernstain Bears? There is a bizarre phenomenon where people remember it with different names.

I had to Google them. I thought they were Berenstein at first, too!

It's how trolls count on the Discworld. From Terry Pratchett.

Who is a great writer on many levels.

Specializes in Fantasy. Discworld rides on the back of four elephants on the back of great A'Tuin, the world turtle.

But he's a humanist. His stories clothe examinations of people and their behavior and motives in fantasy.

I said I was a post whore. See?

Cool.

About Terry Pratchett, surely and not about poor Rick, working the rough streets of Legion World at night for a few posts. I prefer being a post escort myself.

Also cool.

Post escort just has too much class. I like my posting down and dirty. <gruntsnortscratchhorchpatooite>

Nasty Postin' !

Better than pasty nosin', I always say.

oh, I don't know.

I wuz gonna go out post whoring but I couldn't find any stockings without runs in them and my blue outfit was too tight now.

This thread has been pretty peaceful, considering that it's supposed to be a war.

In infighting Legion war tradition, you must have a flag! What would be on your flag for this thread?

A white flag of surrender... not

Not a white flag of purity then?

Are you sure the white on that flag comes from purity?

You have stained this thread, in more ways than one.

Come on, it's not that bad!

Mine would be a dog peeing on the kid peeing on other things! And if ya wanna war, I gotcha war right here!

Excuse me, that's Doctor Post Whore!

Mr. & Mrs. Post Whore must be so proud of you.

No, they wanted him to be a lawyer.

Oh wow... HOW DID YOU KNOW?

They thought I could get more posting in if I could get litigious about posting

Oh, well now I know...

..and on Legionworld, knowing is none of the battle!

Knowledge is worthless then, which is enough to make any Coluan leave in a huff

Being able to evaluate worth is knowledge in itself, although worth is a subjective thing - Cereal free gift wisdom #365

I think i saw that on. a fortune cookie once

Hey! Don't be telling the cereal company where I got all the ideas from.

Copyright infringement, thothy. Tsk...

All my posts are from Set's wastepaper basket too!

Set's waste is high quality.

His waste products win Poster of the Month on a number of other boards

The quality is so high that his waste is constantly being scavenged!

I prefer "reimagined" myself

Giving proper homage to the genius that is Set!

A tip of the hat, a nod and a wink and certainly not rummaging through his garbage and cellotaping bits of discarding scribblings together to make my own posts.

That was an incredibly long sentence.

Some people would have posted it word by individually posted word on a thread like this so really when it comes down to it and all is said and done at least I didn't prolong it by separating it out even further than I could have done

That was an incredible lack of punctuation

I keep telling jokes halfway through sentences. I have pun-ctuation problems.

That joke made me sick. I need some pun-icillian.

Dosage is important. Make sure you take it pun-ctually.

These puns need to be put out of their misery.

That's quite a harsh pun-ishment.

I want to punt these puns away.

Be careful not to kick the thread too hard. We don't want to pun-cture it.

I wonder if we can move past the "pun" puns.

I would think so. These things come and go. It would be long before the pun-dulum swings away to something else.

Time is ticking.

Well, we can hope it's time that's ticking...

Better time than the slow realization of our own mortality

Crisis on Existential Earth!

Angst and all that comes with it.

with it?! Crumbs! It's all I can do to deal with the angst, and now you tell me more stuff comes with it! >weight of depression crushes thoth into sloth lad<

You realize, of course, dat dis means....THOR! Now with improved Meow Meow!

Thor meow meow? Is that another way of saying Thundercats?

Naps his way through an Asgardian invasion. The lightning makes his fur stand up, so there's none of that. Finds a safe place when there's even a hint of a storm and doesn't like his fur ruffled in high winds! Thor Cat!
Loki Cat turns out to be no more devious than any other cat, even with all those supernatural powers.

Certainly more dangerous than a black cat.

A fairly new addition to the neighbourhood is a black cat. It managed to sneak in our catflap last night at 1:30. Keeping my distance in another room I saw it try and fail to get back out the catflap when it heard me. After two attempts it half rolled over in a "if I look cute I'll get away with it" while trying for a third time at the catflap. Very cute. Out at attempt four.

Two neighborhood cats have been sneaking into our garage.

which just goes to show how terrible our dogs are at their job.

I had just sat out in the warm evening. I pointed out the rainbow to the cat. As I said "rain" it started chucking it down. A whole 5 seconds of relaxing in the garden. Two visitor cats also decided to run in with the one that stays with me. Lots of growls but no one wanted to go back out into it.

6.5 hours, 200 miles, all to move less than three thousand pounds of product on a truck that moves 48,000lbs or better daily. My day off wasted on an hourly run that won't hardly pay for the gas I used to get to work.


<sigh>

Not great post whore material, but yeah...I'm a whore for money. It's what I feed my family with.

Sorry to hear that, rick.

It's cool, Ibby. Just aggravating. For the money for the work, I would rather have spent the time with my wife and kid, but bills have to be paid.

I feel ya Rick. The economic realities of life.

Are all Multi-lingual villains cunning linguists?