I know my Space-Rights.

Is there no forum that's safe from you, TD?

Are you the Good Space-Cop or the Bad Space-Cop?

I just spoke to Ziirf and he's refused your case TD. Sorry, but you'll have to settle for a public defender.

I don't think so. My Lester is on his way with a Space-Raft full of Space-Lawyers - not to mention Grimsbor the Bondsman.

We'll be suing for False Space-Imprisonment.

Sorry, but Attorney General Tenzil has dis-barred Lester and eaten the Space-Raft, leaving your Space-Lawyers stranded in Bismollian territory. AG Tenzil will offer you clemency but you'll have to turn galaxy's evidence on one of your co-horts. Perhaps turn in EDE? Tenzil finds those nelly li'l Green Arrow Caps an eyesore.

I've heard Tenzil find hats of all sorts tasty. But he'll never get mine!

You know, there's something in law called "nunc pro tunc", which essentially lets you go back and rewrite court orders. Just like a reboot. Maybe something like this could get Lester re-admitted.

Failing that, just get him to bribe the AG. Shouldn't be hard.

How DARE you imply that Lester has a profession! SPACE-LIBEL!

All he was implying was that Lester has a degree, not necessarily a profession. Lots of spoiled rich kids cheat their way through law school and spend years not really working as Senators or something.

Are you being served, E. Davis Ester? Consider yourself so!

Now. Do the rest of you want to be Space-Subpoenaed?

Hellooooooo!!! I'm from Touston, apparently NOT in the United Planets. Totally outside the jurisdiction of your silly space-laws.

Space-Loophole or calamity? It's the same either way.

This thread made me space-giggle!

Rumors that the Galactic Bar Association wants a, er, space-opoly on the legal profession are absurd and unpatriotic, and may aid our enemies in the War on Space-Terrorism. So watch what you say.

It's Teeds's doing. I think she's gone space-happy!

Just wait until you get the space-bill. We'll see who's giggling then!

Bills? bills make me space-angry!