(Something else else happened to the last thread. Not sure what, but pages of posts got dropped. Nightcrawler locked the thread. This is the replacement)
So shall we start anew?
I'm all tingly with excitement.
Do I want that image?
prints, or by a download?
Get prints by the dozen!!!
It's cheaper by the dozen.
The original or the remake?
The original was the cheaper.
These posts sure are inane!
Well, that's the whole point.
That's true enough, Rockhopper Lad.
it's a tradition, after all.
Why is anything a tradition?
Because tradition makes it so.
Like "Fiddler on the Roof"?
You might say every one...
...on the roof trying to...
...scratch out a pleasant, simple...
...tune without breaking his neck.
Inane twenty-five word musical quote
Anatevka, Anatevka. Underfed, overworked Anatevka.
No problem. We'll move on.
Roll those wagons! Westward ho!
Moving on to "Oklahoma!" now?
Where the wind comes sweeping...
Swiffers for the modern witch
Don't like the Swiffers ads.
They clean really well, though.
Really? I don't think so!
Tis just more corporate hucksterism.
I've never heard of Swiffers.
I've never heard of 'hucksterism'!
I've heard of both words.
This board is so educational!
Educational smeducational, I say, Rocky!
Hokey Smokes Bullwinkle! Watch out!
I love Moose and Squirrel.
Hop in the WABAC machine.
Chicken catch a Tory! *groan*
You'll fry, Bacon! *double groan*
Sounds like Punday at Callahan's...
Both are from Mr. Peabody.
Mr. Peabody can have them.
What's with Peabody and Sherman?
Don't ask, don't tell, eh?
Sherman is Mr. Peabody's boy.
Whose boy is Mr. Peabody?
Nobody's: He's a superintelligent dog.
But his puns are atrocious.
Would you say they're pungent?
Enough of this doggerel, gang.
This is getting dog-gone redundant!
This is getting dog-gone redundant!
I am liberal with limericks
I am liberal with conservatism.
Oh, must we discuss politics?
Nah! But I'm conservatively liberal!
Isn't that a contradiction, Lardy?
Well, 'jumbo shrimp' isn't contradictory!?!?!
I prefer libertarian socialists, myself.
I prefer hamburgers and fries.
Without tomatoes, given your ways.
not even ketchup. a shame.
Caliente has wiles; Quislet, ways.
Caliente's 'wiles' sure are attractive!
You should see them live.
I am not Caliente's agent.
not covered in twenty dollars?
I'll raise Kent twenty more!
Lardy rises from the dead?
Lardy's been dead? since when?
Since Hummer Lass stabbed me!
It happened
here , Kent Shakespeare!
Like Elvis, LardLad still lives!
Guess
I\'m alive after all!
Temporary death's so overly used.
Hey! This was misdirection, technically.
LardLad - Off on a technicality.
I blame the 'liberal' courts.
(Conservatives always have amusing excuses)
Just be glad Lardy's alive!
What about poor HUGEMANBREASTS, though?
There'll always be HUGEMANBREASTS somewhere.
As long as justice lives?
As long as which justice?
That of the righteous manboobs!
Manly manboobs doing manly things!
Like providing warmth and nourishment!
Can we change the subject?
Why, pray tell, should we?
...then it will be answered?
Quis and Rocky deplore manboobs?
says who? Change is good.
Wrong thread! Still five words!
It's easy to get confused
just like britney spears apparently
I much prefer asparagus spears.
Yuck to both! Next topic!
SONG.....STUCK....IN....MY....HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moving right along... it's autumn!
get drunk and FALL down!!!
Soon clocks will fall behind
Yes, winter's on the way.
The weather outside is frightful.
But the fire's so delightful
Sod that, it's still cold!!
The evenings grow too dark!
I'm still running A/C Here!
My nose is running, here.
Then you were built upside-down!
That's what makes me special.
special people ride small buses
That's because my feet smell.
Buffalo: Two feet of snow!
or here, for that matter.
Winter is coming. Bah Humbug!
So what's wrong with winter?
Nothng! Winter is groovy, man!
She was an awesome nanny!
Wonder whatever happened to Winter?
I'm a Summer person, myself.
Autumn or Fall, which word?
I'm British, so it's Autumn
You fall down the stairs...
When in a police station.
how arresting a notion, that.
You don't like Star Wars?
But what about the novels?
Edited above for five words.
I flexxed my moderator muscles.
Numbers were never my forte.
Quis: numbers cop par excellente!
reporting for duty, your lordship
counting words. not for amateurs.
I'll give it another try.
not without Quis' undivided attention.
What? Did you say something?
somedays I have to wonder.
Wonder bread builds strong bones
Bah! that's just corporate propaganda.
Yay! Down with corporate propoganda!!
Long live the Revolution Brothers!!
Liberté, égalité, fraternité or death!
Seconded. Except the "death" part.
hey, whats wrong with death?
How about "awful hangovers" instead?
I drink therefore I'm drunk.
I'm drunk, therefore I drank.
oops! double post wuz here.
I'd rather have a bottle...
...in front of me than...
...a frontal lobotomy. so there.
Who wants this hot potato?
carbs are better than crabs
I don't mean the seafood.
Chesapeake Bay crabs are tasty.
But cheapskate crabs are stingy.
we're rather crabby today, eh?
I feel like chicken tonight
I'm feeling rather brave myself.
so Miner's an Atlanta fan?
The city, yes. The team......
A big fan! two posts!
He can correct that, right?
There are greedy relatives fighting.
and their lawyers being consulted.
That should go without saying.
and their lawyers being consulted.
and their... oh, why bother?
"Eye of the Tiger" Rocks!
Weird Al's version is better.
He usually is. Amish Paradise?
Coolio should never have complained.
Okay. Now you've lost me.
It's a very complex program.
Spans real and imaginary axes?
Actually, that part made sense.
Touch, taste, smell, hearing, sight
Quis is our quintessential wit.
but still smarter than politicians.
and also the average bear
Hey Boo-Boo a pic-a-nic basket!
The Ranger won't like it!
Who cares about Mister Ranger?
Yogi and Boo-Boo slept together.
They're shown sharing a bed!
They were just friends. Really!
Like Skipper and Gilligan, then?
You said it, little buddy
what about Ginger and Lovey
What? Does Mary Ann know?
She might, she might not....
What about the poor Professor?
Not to mention Mr Howell!
But you just mentioned him!?
Someone had to mention him
Kinky Friedman runs for governor
Cockburn doesn't tour without conscience
Just testing my newest sig.
Good one! I'd watch that.
They would have better luck.
Says he who skipped Vegas.
Did Frank Sinatra skip Vegas?
I really hate Vegas ALOT!
I'm heading out to Philadelphia.
Philadelphia, lock up your sons!
The City of Brotherly Love?
and the setting of "Rocky"
don't forget Tom Hanks, now.
"Yo Adrian? WE DID IT!!!"
That's gotta be a record.
A Philly soul record yet.
Philadelphia freedom I love you
Elton John!
varmint be gone!
well, I'm a Taurus myself
Better than being a Pinto.
I quite like kidney beans.
Not even normal baked beans?!?!
Normal's a city in Illinois.
Illinois also has a Metropolis
It's near Cairo (pronounced "Kayro").
Walk like an Egyptian! Way-o!
Cairo NY's pronounced 'Kayro' too.
This is an ongoing debate...
How do you pronounce "kitsch"?
"Kitsch" would rhyme with "stitch".
thanks Rockhopper...you're so smart!
Why, thank you! *blink, blink*
It takes brains, hopping rocks.
Can five words describe elections?
Vote for Fat Cramer's hat!
Legion World's Next Top Hat
I'd rather discuss Cramer's Hat.
A topic worthy of discussion
Cramer's Hat wanted for questioning
As a material witness maybe?
Wanted for busting a cap?
Perhaps some sort of cover-up
You're still tops with us!
Highfives and pinches for everyone!
Ooo-whooo-whooo Mister Cobie --- I never!
Wait'll I'm bottoms with y'all!
What does that even mean?
Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
I think you're probably right.
I'm sure that he's right!!!
I am nearly always right.
Months without "R", alternate Tuesdays.
How about on February thirtith?
Julian calendars are not allowed.
How about Dr. Julian Bashir?
He is not allowed either.
Let's not be childish, folks.
Childish? Us? Oh, come now!
That would be highly illogical.
"I'm a pediatrician, not a..."
I have been many things...
name five, if you please.
farmer, telemarketer, wrestler, musician, cook
You're such a talented individual!
Pretty lively for a dedman.
The dead get around easier.
Some can walk through walls.
Tinya Wazzo would be proud!
Better Tinya than Patrick Swayze.
True in every possible situation.
But can Tinya Dirty Dance?
Don't think that's a problem.
Wasn't Ghostdancing a Vertigo book?
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTDANCERS!!!
....Sometimes I even embarrass myself.
Is it really that hard?
Leftovers from the big dig?
Now you are talking turkey!
I believe I've been insulted.
November's not for eating penguins.
and turkeys are considered stupid.
I'm sure kent's tasty too
Well that's what I've heard
A little bird with taste.
... crashed into stately Walkwithcrowds Manor?
Pilgrims: A superstitious, cowardly lot?
Potatos: An overlooked, unappreciated lot?
Nah. Potatos are everywhere, man.
Thanksgiving: more fun with tequilla?
Everything's more fun with tequila.
No tequilla = pilgrims become cowardly
No tequila = no first Thanksgiving.
No Thanksgiving = no Industrial Revolution
No Industrial Revolution = no comics.
No comics = no Cobalt statues
So, even tequila's not perfect.
Perfection = Evil Nazi Super-Plot
Evil Super Nazis... of Space?
Are there any other kind?
The ones that got grounded.
They got "all grounded up"
It's the least they deserve.
Election: set date to vote?
Give Actor until Monday, decide?
I've decided on chocolate cake.
Actually, get me three pieces.
Someone will have a stomachache.
But it will be worthwhile.
Chocolate cake is ALWAYS worthwhile!
says the skinny guy. figures.
WWC says "Cake is gooood!!"
yes, depending on the cake.
Everybody can share WWC's cake.
Chocolate cake for every LWer!
Chocolate cake is my favorite!
Chocolate cake is quite good!!!
But I miss Mearl's cupcakes.
I miss Mearl's Sun Cannon.
all share what cake? # Buuuurp#
I just miss Mearl, period.
That's a great straight line.
That's not a straight line.
But it certainly is accurate.
Are you worth pocket lint?
Depends on the source, probably.
well how about bellybutton lint?
It could not be worthless.
It couldn't be worth less.
more or less than the other?
What will be his punishment?
Abbot! I'm a BAAAAAAAD boy!!
Punishment must be decided by...
...the planetary chance machine! Ha!
I don't mind being spanked!!!
Oh No! Double post, again!
padding that post count WWC?
To show our sparkling wit?
I would prefer sparkling champagne!
Aren't you on the wagon?
Driver! To The Copacabana please!
Why? Everyone goes to Rick's.
All the usual suspects anyway.
Does Keyser Soze go there?
ask Major Strasser! mach schnell!
Catherine Schell starring as Maya
The Wonder Woman of Space:1999
Whatever happened to her anyway?
The moon drifted across space.
It needed a better agent.
Two seasons? Can't get far.
Just ask ol' David Caruso.
Ricky Schroeder wasn't complaining, though.
Well, no. He just disappeared.
No. People wonder about Hoffa.
He's under Giants stadium, right?
Is that where Gim played?
two O's in "too" perhaps?
Ask not what Miner can...
...do for his Legion World.
Ask what our Legion World...
...can do for Outdoor Miner.
Is being EVIL really fun?
I call it "Enlightened Self-Interest".
not neccessarily enlightened, in politics.
Politics results in strange bedfellows
Politicians are strange fellows anyway.
Spoken from experience, old chum?
I've known MANY strange fellows.
Poets're both clean and warm.
They're well above the norm.
Leave poor Norm alone, man.
Yeah Norman's a nice guy.
But his mum's scary though.
She's just a bit over-protective.
Mother knows best, little one.
I wouldn't argue with her.
She is REALLY skinny though
Confusing Quis with his avatar?
You'll Magritte that, Rockhopper Lad!
Well, you've lost me there.
Have you tried Hari Krishna?
Has Hari Krishna tried you?
You mean, "try my patience"?
Patience is a virtue, right?
Virtue is its own punishment
virtue is its own reward.
Virtue is for squares, man!
I prefer well rounded meals.
I prefer really stylish meals.
Fashion! Turn to the left.
Fashion! turn to the right.
And we're coming to town.
Beep Beep. (Cue guitar noise)
I have different coloured eyes...
...just like Mr David Bowie...
...I would show my photo...
...but I can't "upload file".
Can you sing "Ziggy Stardust"?
Love that song, Outdoor Miner!
One of my favorite albums.
Not very Christmasy, is it?
and Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence.
That one isn't so cheerful.
someone understood the reference! wow.
not just another pretty face.
I'm not any pretty face.....
....but I appreciate the compliment.
2007's first five word post!
It's a milestone. Or something.
The Super Milestone of Space.
I go with "or something".
Whatever works for you, man.
four letter words are dirty
...and inane five word posts!
Five word posts are dirty?
They're absolutely filthy, Outdoor Miner!
Especially when Lardy uses them.
Perhaps they should be washed.
Wash and dry - Fifteen dollars
No sanitizing posts here, damnit!
The Mods can get dirty too!!!
Whoops. One word too long.
What will be Ded's punishment?
Punish him with Remedial Math!
Nothing is worse than that!
My hangover saturday was worse!!!
Wow! Worse than Remedial Math?
dogs and cats living together
but enough about Congress, Quis.
An insult to pets everywhere.
Rin Tin-Tin = Joe Liebermann
I'm pretty sure he's not.
If you find confirmation, share.
My confirmation name was Stephen
One is the loneliest number.
Frankie likes my avatar outfit
Dino knocks back a martini!
Sammy sings and taps excellently.
Rat Pack versus Brat Pack
Don't you... forget about me
Rat Pack were undoubtedly tougher.
But Drak Pack was cooler.
Time to reference Molly Ringwald.
Not as blatantly as Kippers.
subtlety thy name is Kent
Do smileys count as words?
Some say "yes", others "no"
unless of course they're politicians
I suggest smileys only count...
... if they actually add meaning.
I'll
you all counts.
But some graemlins aren't intrinsic.
The
adds means so...
Kent posted six words!
Ban him from this thread!
No soup for Kent Shakespeare!
Then it can't be American.
Baseball and hot dogs too?
Aren't hot dogs really German?
Frankfurters, yes. Hot dogs, no.
So wieners then are Austrian?
I wouldn't know about that
I think you do, actually.
About Austrians? or about wieners?
The latter. He's an encyclopedia.
An Encyclopedia Brittanica or Americana?
Britannica spells "enyclopedia" as "encyclopædia".
No extra "u"? I'm shocked.
Better than a frontal lobotomy
But enough about Tony Blair.
Yeah. Let's talk about ME,
Nothing beats a great meal.
Usually, that's my cue, actually.
Cue? Are we playing pool?
Marco! Polo! Cannonball!!!!! Stop Splashing!
over his head, without floatation!
When does it ever change?
Change is the one constant
Not in this thread, though.
One thread in the pattern.
Aren't posts made of wood?
Are we vulnerable to wood?
What are we Lardy...Vampires?
Nah--Alan Scott Green Lanterns!
Actually, he's Justice Society, baby!
The daughter's sexy and green!
a moment of silence please
she'll be back, I'll bet.
Is Jade dead or something?
Kent is hoping "or something"
Was her "something" depicted ambiguously?
We saw the body, actually.
But it's still ambiguous, regardless.
It's always ambiguous in comics!
Currently. But give them time.
Time....it heals all wounds.
Time won't let me, dedman!
Like sands through the hourglass.....
MacDonald Carey. Requiescat in pace.
Yo, who dat be, Rockizzle?
I'm unfamiliar with NBC soaps.
My schedule doesn't allow soaps.
Mine doesn't either. Not anymore.
Afraid I don't have that.
I didn't either until recently.
Torrent files provide my TV.
Torrent files? What are those?
Can't explain in five words.
You can use multiple posts!
A five word FAQ? Hilarious.
Perhaps a limerick would do?
...word limerick.
You'd think that...
...it would rhyme with "Pimerick."
Kent didn't finish the limerick.
That's likely for the best.
Keeps his mental faculties quick.
Rest restores our internal batteries.
Interns rest on restored batteries.
Sometimes they rest on Cobie!!!
I'm huntin' a scwewy wabbit.
I'll be vewy, vewy quiet!
But it's really Elmer season!
Daffy said it's wabbit season!
But he's been wrong before.
Kill the wabbit! kill the--
My spear and magic helmet!!!
Oh, Bwunhilda...you'we so wuvwy!
trying for an insanity defense?
Who said I'm defensive? Lies!
Ah! Therein lies the rub!
Villians--take the game threads!
Game threads will absorb villians
Villains--filled with yummy goodness!
So then, you've tasted villains?
I'll bet he's tasted 'Dru!
Yep! Do ex-villainesses count? Mmmm.
<blast!> Taste that Legion oafs
Oh! How sweet! Long-stem roses.
Nice. What's it look like?
a vase with flowers, actually.
Exciting dialogue we've got going.
You're saying vases aren't exciting?
Only if it's pronounced "vahz".
To-mat-oe To-maht-oe, Po-tat-oe Po-taht-oe
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one really says "po-tah-to".
True. It's been called off.
No more ersters, then, too?
You should hear me say...
Inane twenty word posts, anyone?
one more word would've sufficed
A choice four-letter word, perhaps?
There are many, many possibilities.
But will Quislet tell us?
What's all this about Vee?
Jeez! Vee's knees beez hairies!
He hasn't posted since 1/25/07
are dates really one word?
Probably not, but so what
Aha! You gave me flack...
...for not counting
s! Hypocrite!
Hypocrite or bender of rules?
Hypocrate - chastising others, then duplicating.
But let's change the subject.
Hypocrate - a crate for hippos?
The new subject is hippos
that's a heavy subject, Quis.
Name another subject then, Miner
how about talking about mines?
Isn't that a deep subject?
What about a predicate, guys?
I would rather mention postulates!
Lets not talk about those!
Carry on! Nothing to see!
GAH!!! I have gone blind!!!
no, you're just too drunk.
Too drunk?.......no such thing!!!
sorry. blinded by... thirst, then.
Get thee to a distillery!
work: curse of drinking class!
well, I'll drink to that!
Missing work normally requires one.
Simple, then: You're out drinking.
What are you waiting for?
The big question is "why"
Office trip later on today
After that the drinking begins
Tripping more likely after drinking.
Delerium Tremors...lots of fun!!!
Delerium, yes. Tremors, not really.
Reality bites, have a drink!
What if we aren't thirsty?
You might lick some salt.
Have enough and it will!
Drunk on salt....no way!!!!
I Shall Rule Legion World!
nickle per cliche adds up.
Nickle Back sure is great
Nickleback? Great? You're definitely drunk.
Drunk? Did someone say drunk?
He must have had salt
Say hello to the showgirls!
I still haven't gone yet.
I'm waiting for my uncle.
Did he ever arrive, deds?
I won 1125 dollars tonight!!!
Slot machines then roulette table!!!
Drinks are on dedman's tab
I'll take a vodka martini!
Can I get a loan?
What is "Bobourn and soda"?
Typical Cobie in my opinion
Also typical Cobie. Bottoms up!
Cobie and typos...perfect together
Funny though, we always undertsand
Des can't spell worth sh*t!
But does it really matter?
Charm or potentially fatal flaw?
Do his typos impregnate anyone?
Stpo pikin awn Coby's tipos
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
"Well I wish you'd just tell me rather than try to engage my enthusiasm ...
... because I haven't got one."
Enthusiasm is hard to develop.
Originally posted by Bicycle Repair Man:
Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b] "Well I wish you'd just tell me rather than try to engage my enthusiasm ...
Should quotes be allowed here?
Quotes never hurt anybody here.
Sticks and stones, I guess.
Rolling stones gather no moss
Moss never got them arrested!
"You have the right to..."
"....get off of my cloud...."
what's wrong with cloud eight?
eight more than terra firma
terra firma really can rock!
Do Blok's rocks really rock?
It's more like wobbling, really.
Blok is a wobbly? really?
So HE'S the Communist Blok!
The Five Years (Later) Plan.
Blok's death, Velvet Revolution, 1990.
Viva Zaryan! Viva, I say!
...or whoever killed Blok, anyway.
Roxxas is an evil bastich!!!
The devious slime of murderous crime...
...Deep inna heart of Roxxas!
Death is only the beginning
Viva Roxxas, then. Evil bastich....
Unless it's Clause Akins' Lobo.
Cos' he's our Sherrif Lobo....
did you shoot the deputy?
Deputy Fife or Deputy Dawg?
Not the Deputy Leader, please.
I'd never shoot you Rockhopper!!
Nobody would ever shoot Rockhopper.
Who's shooting up with Rockhopper?
Thats how nasty rumours start!!!
This isn't "Have You Heard?".
It's Inane Five Word Posts.
sometimes, some of us can't
we count on Dedman, though.
An abacus is for counting
depends on a nation's cuisine.
I've never really liked them.
But they really like you.
Tofu, good. Tofu dogs, no.
I've never tried anything tofu.
tofu is only marginally "food."
Tofu is a wonderful thing.
A Tigger's a wonderful thing.
Bouncing - what Tigger's do best.
Tiggers aren't good in soups.
neither is tofu, I'm afraid.
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
'cause everybody was Tofu fighting
For vegetarian, I'll choose Indian.
Well I'll rather have steak
Me, too; just seeking segue.
"They" seek the Scarlet Pimpernel
They also seek him there!
But that trick never works.
Nothing up my sleeve! Presto!
"Wrong hat!" So said Rocky.
Fred Ward was not, however.
These are the Wonder Years.
Oops! Mistook Ward for Savage.
now thats a horrible mistake!!
Quis owes Savage an apology.
Any relation to Vandal Savage?
Hopefully not, for Fred's sake.
Is Miss Grundy Solomon's sister?
That's a great crossover idea.
An Archie Gang/JSA teamup.
It would be a bestseller.
its a real collector's item
If Punisher could, why not?
This would be even better.
We should all write letters.
E-mail is better. Saves stamps.
It's not Abin, It's Gary.
Isn't Abin Gary's other alt?
Aren't we all Gary's alt?
Yeah, but Cobie is Gary's.
That explains your phone number...
...scrawled on the bathroom walls.
Says the guy leaving wallets...
Money can't buy me love.
Hey Pov!!! Where's your pants?
Pants! Retail quality - Wholesale prices
By God's where's my pants?
No pants equals good times!!
Good Times? or noodle salad?
Dyna-MITE! JJ Walker! Good Times!
Ain't we lucky we got ...
You've got nothing on me!
I've got plenty of nothing.
Show tunes, girls! Show tunes!
I don't see the connection.
It doesn't matter. Trust me.
...And nothing's plenty for me.
Get better soon, old chum.
Holy Decongestant Batman! Get well.
Hope you feel better soon.
chicken soup for you, amigo!
Nine words Kent? For shame!!
He shoud receive a penalty!
How should he be penalized?
Forgot which thread this was!
I accept any reasonable penalty.
Hang out with Gary Concord!!!
No! Not that! Well... okay.
Concord? Ultraman? What's the deal?
the kind you don't bring...
...don't bring home to momma!
Are you hitchiking or driving?
Flying, baby, flying so high ...
"Flying High Again" - Ozzy Osbourne
I really like HWW's Avatar
It's a nifty one, definitely.
Thanks! Interplanetary Bank beasts rule!
Unless you're a poor bank-robber.
Wait!!!! We can use hyphens!?!?!?!
I would say Kent cheated.
That's strike two on Kent!
more and more villianous deeds
What's Kent's punishment this time?
Wear sheepsuit to Security Office.
You call that a punishment????
Well, if Cobie sees him.......
Still don't see the punishment.
Is Cobie a "baaaaaaaaaaaad" boy?
Cobie is Lou Costello reincarnated?
Lou Costello is Cobie's Alt.
Did Bud Abbott ever know?
Who's on first? Cobie, natch!
Cobie and Cobie Meet Frankenstein!
And regarding the last page...
... long ago, hyphens were okayed.
Quis himself argued for it.
Hyphens OK, forced hyphens not.
"bank robber" is not hyphenated.
others have committed similar hyphenations.
its because you're a villian!!!
He's gone to the Darkseid.
"On the Darkseid, oh yeah!"
ahhh, good old crater face.
He's making a comeback soon.
There are too many sequels.
Too many damned sequels - continued!
Sequels to movies? Comics? Both?
I don't like ambiguous answers.
Could you elaborate on that?
My statement speaks for itself.
I'm almost the top poster
Nineteen away from three grand.
milestones abound on Legion World
It's a pretty exciting time.
Three thousand! Drei tausend! 3K!
Congrats on making three thousand!
Thank you! Danke! Merci! Gracias!
Thanks in four different languages!!!
Love is the universal language
I thought that was Interlac.
See also binary (zero, one).
Wasn't Binary a Marvel character?
Unfortunately, she's returned to Evencrappiernamesville
Book's likely selling well, though.
Below Slosh. That's not good.
Had you checked Outdoor Miner?
Why would he check himself?
In case of testicular cancer?
Well, there's a cheerful thought.
I'm rarely accused of cheerfulness.
I'll take your word there.
Whereas you and your drunkenness?
You'll have to take mine.
No thanks, you keep it.
Miner is sharing his drunkeness?
send some my way please!!!
Share and share alike, right?
So who's buying this round?
Free Drinks?!?! Sign me up!!!
His name isn't Pike, y'know.
Pike? Obscure Star Trek reference?
Dad's Army, in actual fact.
Army of the Ded..... Join!!!!
Join YOU...? No, never. NEVERRRR........
"Never say never again" Connery
Never a dull moment here.
I'll change that, my friends.
Change is the one constant.
Can you spare some change?
Turn and face the ch-ch-ch-changes.
Wind of Change - The Scorpions
"Winds of Change" - Jefferson Starship
"Jefferson Starship" became just "Starship"
Whatever happened to Jefferson? Hmmmm....
No original members were left.
Paul Kantner sued. They compromised.
Compromise - Neither side is happy.
Starship was happy -- three #1s.
Better than the starship Enterprise
But would you buy Spock's?
I'd buy Spock's before Kirk's.
They say Spock is bigger.
Cosmopolitan says "Bigger is better"
Many Trek folks made records.
Vanity. It's all for vanity.
Living in a material world
Spirits in the material world.
Anyone seeing the reunion tour?
Apparently not. No Police fans?
Doesn't look like it. Pity.
I really like pie alot...
Must...eat...some...humble...pie!
How about some chocolate pie?
Now that sounds simply wonderful.
apparently, somebody's on prozac... again.
What do you mean "again"?
Is Chardonnay just as good?
How about a nice bourbon?
Could you suggest a brand?
I look for alcohol content.
and higher is always better
HWW's on the "punishment" list.
I have been duly chastised.
Editing will not save you.
Can't blame me for trying.
Blame the booze not yourself
Yes, the Chardonnay! That's it.
Better off with Chianti, methinks.
Yay! 1 week holiday next week!
Sorry that was six words!
take out the "yay," perhaps.
Editing won't atone, per Miner.
ahh, Miner was probably drunk.
Yeah Deddy, drop the probably.
the sun will probably set.
the two are equally likely.
Infamy! Infamy! etc. etc. etc.
ain't libel if it's true.
My reputation has been smeared.
you done that yourself Miner
Good threads never truly die.
They get bumped and bumped
Sounds like Dave Clark Five.
Then I'm "Glad All Over."
sponsored by Hasbeen City Tourism.
If it's been, It's Hasbeen!
Better hasbeen than a neverwas.
One would think that's true
Do you dispute the logic?
memories trump regrets every time.
You prefer regrets to memories?
I can't remember my regrets.
I remember them all right.
Nothing a giggle won't cure
of course.
you're right, Chuck.
always the wise guy, Sean?
just making up lost time.
The last place you'll look
Try checking the ladies' room.
For Venusian Walking Money infestation?
Start reading The Walking Dead!
Is Abin's lost mind there?
Dead eat brains, thus minds?
The best comic published today.
But that was so yesterday
Trouble seemed so far away...
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Old saying: Seeing is believing!
not in the Photoshop age.
What? Photo manips don't lie!
No, we just break things.
I prefer taking breaks, actually.
Glanced at "The Walking Dead"
Don't let Scott hear that!
The Walking Dead, Zombie Fun
Who's your daddy? He rich?
Is it that time of the season?
Two words too many, bub.
Too late! He's been caught.
There must be a reckoning.
Aagh! Too many inane threads!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Pov, He who laughs last...
Misses out on Last Call?
what a travesty indeed, folks
You like wearing women clothing?
Not high heels! They're murder!
You know this from experience?
Long story, but yeah, actually.
Do tell (in five words!) ...
You are leaping to assumptions.
You don't think it's good?
Miner'd have told the tale...
... by now, if t'was good.
Hm. Maybe it's too embarrassing?
does anything ever embarrass Miner?
Have you tried asking him?
Probably not on this board.
Can Kent tell your story?
He's likely to try anyway.
most embarrassing: Miner sings Manilow.
His "Suicide is Painless" rawked...
He sang the M*A*S*H theme?
In Korean, no less impressive.
just shows: sake emboldens karaoke
And makes listening easier, too.
Karaoke is never Easy Listening
Sorry, I didn't hear that
Can you "hear" your computer?
Do your feet smell? If...
so, you are built upside-down!
Hyphenates count as one word?
As-long-as you-don't get-too carried-away, know-what-I-mean?
I feel a banishment approaching.
Sorry to see you go.
The Judas Priest Cover....Awesome!!!!
You got another thing comin'!
Isn't it "another think coming"?
That's heavy metal for you.
Yeah, check out the
lyrics .
I'll pass, thank you though.
I never get those references.
No need for an apology.
Nobody wants to admit it.
Five words don't allow confessions.
Confessions, no. But accusations, yes?
Why do we confess anyways?
Confession is good for souls.
James Brown, Godfather of Soul
Gorton's Fisherman, godfather of sole
I trust the Gorton's Fisherman
In cod we trust. possibly.
Probability is the Scarlet Witch
Paul ability is McCartney's strength.
Plausibility, on the other hand...
What about the first hand?
Well, Paul McCartney is left-handed.
The left-handed are the only...
...ones in our right minds.
Vee posted six words, incidentally.
When has Vee posted here???
disguised as "He Who Wanders"
... and posting too many words??
You're his alt, aren't you?
sorry, Vee. A Floydian slip.
last page comment, that is.
Combined they're "Vee Who Wanders".
at least that's five words.
Hyphenated words: One or two?
... on Page 84, pray tell?
Usually one, in my opinion.
Is "left-handed" the hyphenated culprit?
If my hyphenates don't count ...
... then neither should Kent's, following.
If traditionally hyphenated - one word
Made up hyphenated words - cheating
"Sister-in-law" is but one word
Then "left-handed" is one word.
Specifically, "Adjective Forms" entry 4.
Will everyone find it fair?
My apologies, He Who Wanders.
It appears I erred indeed.
Apology accepted, Kent. No biggie.
Two days -- no new posts?
they're jealous about your pint.
Oh goody! Kent is buying!
Buying for He Who Wanders.
Drink up, bud! Another round!
Mr. Shakespeare, Your bill sir.
Vent away, amigo! We're listening.
Whoosh, Wheeze, Piffle, Braaaapp, Howl!
Yet another milestone for me.
6383 is an impressive number.
1300 for this thread, silly :rolleyes:
1300 on Friday the thirteenth!
posting before my morning coffee.
Caffeine: nourishment of brain cells.
Caffeine is very much overrated.
but brain cells are underrated.
Yours maybe, but not mine...
Pov, What's yours is mine.
Pov and Quis got hitched?!
Sharing brain cells is dangerous.
You can have my bills.
Having trouble with my own.
Aw!
I meant Quis, sorry!
Hugs for everyone, all around.
I like hugs. They're nice.
group hug! Lotsa luv shared!
Should I get pants first?
Heaven forbid you should start.
And disappoint my fans? Agreed!
you've agreed to disappoint fans!?!?
All three? Perish the thought!
That's what
I wanna know!
But enough about me already!
Isn't it always about you?
Pov is Cobie? Since when?
Since LMB: The Endless Crisis!
Mosts busts are good tasting...
A bust would be pantsless
By its very nature, yes
Pov is always busted pantless,
oops! double post. double post.
oops! double post. double post.
oh Kent, you're so literal!
oh Kent, you're so literal!
Just like a broken record
Put me in Guinness... book.
Put me in Guinness ... draft.
Put Guinness Draft in me.
open wide...
down the hatch!
Save for me another batch!
there's plenty more for all.
this time, Quis is buying!
Like hookers on our roadtrip.
They weren't my type, unfortunately.
(cute guys, not for me. )
Pov sure liked Jake though
too busy to take pictures
stuck in the mud, whoops!
Jake was a godsend, indeed!
Literal mud, not euphemistic mud
Euphemistic mud is no fun.
Euphemistic mudpies are easier eating.
That'd be a cool bandname...
"Tonight at MSG:
EUPHEMISTIC MUDPIES!!"
wow the EUPHEMISTIC MUDPIES!! rocked
like the never ending song
Ain't nothin' but a heartache...
( Doesn't get more inane than...
...lyrics to teen pop songs. )
Don't you want me, baby ...
... don't you want me, oh-oh-oh.
Singing Chips Ahoy are cool.
Singing raisins are even cooler.
Heard it through the grapevine...
that someone is knocked up
The rumors of my death...
have been greatly exaggerated! Twain
They don't use rabbits nowadays.
Pee on sticks, not rabbits.
Ew, yuck! Change the subject.
Aren't we having lovely weather?
Hot and sunny over here...
It's my outlook, old boy...
Cheerful optimism: What a trait!
trait... or medication? you judge.
As opposed to Paris Hilton.
a classlessness all her own
We will always have Paris.
STDs... the gift keeps giving.
Penicillin runs screaming from her.
Didn't know penicillin could run.
put some near her; watch.
Thanks much for the backup.
that explains the beeping noise.
None of that BEEEEPing language!
The lawyer talks like truckers.
Language is a lawyer's tool.
Quis is a lawyerin' fool.
rhyming Quis is really cool!
Five word posts in rhyme?
a new thread quite sublime.
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
sublime rhyme thyme mime crime!
Come back, Quis. I'll mind.
When eating watermelon,avoid rind.
So how about them Yankees?
They sure whooped them redcoats...
Redd Foxx over the Yankees
Is Redd Foxx still alive?
How fitting - a heart attack
"Elizabeth! I'm coming!" said he.
Then he arrived. The end.
Every end begins something new.
Oops. replied to wrong post.
Hate it when that happens.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee
She gives me the willies!
Now that's just plain filthy!!
....sorry....I misunderstood you there.
I know what you're thinking
ESP. It's a wonderful thing.
I knew you'd say that!
You set out galoshes prior?
I knew it'd rain today...
...because I put out washing.
Not ESP then, common sense.
common sense in not common
"Common feel the noise!":SLADE
That's how they spelled it.
A bane to teachers everywhere.
woo kneedz thouse teechers eneway?
We don't need no education.
Thought control is your friend
Particularly if you're Big Brother.
What about the middle child?
I'm Innocent until proven guilty
Why does everything look green?
You do have green eyes...
Actually, I think they're emerald
Curiouser and curiouser, he muttered...
Eye color? Really, who cares?
A Smart cop examines everything
Hmmmm...so the plot thickens...
Or congeals, one could say.
Batten down the hatches, Boys!
this thread have more than
five words? Isn't that something?
You finally noticed that incongruity?
Isn't it odd that happened?
Five isn't an even number.
One is the loneliest number.
this thread. Amazing isn't it?
Where's my Lard Lad Robot?!?!
...go and have a brewski...
...but I didn't tell you.
Lard Lad robots are passe.
Supergirl Robots are always cool.
Brainiac 5 sure thought so.
Not consciously, but still true.
Miner in roleplay: Yes please!
Goes for Kent Shakespeare also
I'm doing my best, honest.
Roy has forgotten me! *choke*
Maybe he assumed your participation.
Maybe it's a three-man play.
Actually, this could be right.
Notice I wasn't invited, either.
How often do you roleplay?
Everyone's invited to this one!
But will everyone show up?
He Who Wanders should roleplay!
so everyone should roleplay, 'kay?
That includes you, too, Quis!
Woo-hoo! I'm a Heavy Hitter.
You always have been, HWW!
This thread's full of love.
After some review: No hug.
More hugs for us then!
is this the final episode?
Only if you want closure!
Closure? For LW Roleplaying? Hah!
It's not the final episode.
It's "a very special episode."
I like that, babe. Yeah...
What moral will be imparted?
"Remember: always drink your milk."
Well, we argue about cake!
That's cake: This is milk.
Ovaltine cake? Doesn't sound appetizing.
Better than dog food pie.
I've not had the pleasure.
Would it *be* a pleasure?
Won't know 'til I try....
.....so I'm never gonna know.
Some things should remain mysterious.
Other things should be clear
Can you give some examples?
Plexiglass store windows and junk...
...like that Mr Miner, Sir.
"The Bride of Lonestar Ranger!"
The book is always better.
What if they're both bad?
Into the Woods - Stephen Sondheim
"Into the Night" -- Benny Mardones
International Feel, by Todd Rundgren
"Set Me Free" -- (Todd's) Utopia
Romance through blackmail - it works!
Without non-sequitirs, this thread's toast.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Peanut butter and celery stalks!
Peanut butter and.....never mind!
Peanut butter and...rubber gloves?
Innuendo: as important as non-sequitirs!
This thread makes Hyphens important
As well as contractions, y'see?
Originally posted by Pov:
Would it *be* a pleasure?
(This was my 6,789th post...
)
(I like marking weird milestones.)
(back to our original 5-posting... )
Sotto gli Occhi dell Assassino
"Under a blood-red sky ..." -- U2
Put that in your Joshua-tree!
Normally Hyphenated Words Are Okay...
But Random Hyphens are out!
"Let's welcome The Random Hyphens!!!"
...and the crowd goes wild.
And the peasants are revolting.
I don't need the responsibility.
What about the fringe benefits?
You'd have to ask Dawnstar...
(She wears fringe... get it?)
Dibs on the leather fringe?
I see you got it.
Why, yes. I agree wholeheartedly.
Rocky makes a great yes-man!
I'm good for everyone's self-esteem!
you're an online good time.
Yet I've a "G" Rating!
Pov's new sig = embarrasing laugher!
is that really new, though?
Everything old is new again
Nostalgia: the bane of creativity.
Busiek: most overrated Avengers writer.
Space: really the final frontier?
Wild Boys: never lose it.
You can't stop the music.
This is the phone call...
It burns when I
poop!
Much more info than needed.
Number THREE burns even
more!
You
have a #3, Lardy?
Yep, it's called
diarrhea, HWW!
Your mathematics knowledge is astounding.
Wonder what number four is?
Lardie's bowels make
me queasy...
Whatever happened to Emily Post?
Lardys' posts are more fun
I couldn't possibly tell you...
...There might be children reading
Ooh, all the better, man!
Easily corrupted minds wanna know!
My posts are, what...envelope-pushing?
RANDOM HYPHENS AREN'T THE ANSWER!!!!
FIVE WORDS MEANS FIVE WORDS!!!!
GET IT RIGHT LARD BUTT!!!
Yeesh...take a chill-pill, Grapes!
SIX Isn't Five, Lard Butt...
"Yeesh, Learn to Count, Lardo"
someone's got a grape up...
... their (you know where), eh?
Bum bum bum bum BUUUUM!
It's how he makes
whine...
I thought vaudeville was dead.
You thought right... but still...
Do you discount the sightings?
Yeah, they're on Wal-mart rollback!
Vaudeville, the zombie years. imagine!
Uegh mah ibble grunt, PLEASE!
What the hell was that?!?!
You never heard zombie vaudeville?
Rules don't state five words...
...have to be
real, hmmm?
Indeed, zombie "speech"
exemplifies inanity.
(Besides, I laughed myself silly...
)
Well at least someone laughed
And who else matters, anyway?
You just pretend you do
Active fantasy life is healthy!
That what the wife says?
You betcher ATH we dooooo.... 8op---
Better Abin's than your Alt
What are you implying, Quis?
(...I roadtripped with an Alt?!
...oh, I feel so cheap...
)
Got something against Alts, Pov?
Good Question, Pov, Answer Time?
Grape Boy's the exception, Pov!
Pov's got SOMETHING against Alts.
Perhaps an Alt jilted him?
Alth thuck, I alwayth thay.
ooopth. I mean oops. wrong ID.
Hey--thpeech inpedimenth aren't funny!
okay, if you thay tho.
Weally! Stop being so widiculous!
At what price, is vengeance?
Oh, yew wascawwy wayew, yew!
Is it love, or litigation?
You mean like a hermaphrodite?
Hermaphrodite Helen's a great lay!
Actually, she lost her...man-parts!
So she's 'Girl Girl' now!
Then she's not a hermaphrodite.
The Monkees' 1986 comeback hit?
The Monkees: a Beatles rip-off!
Fifth presence on the Path
Monkees: Best faux group ever.
Better than the Partridge Family?
Monkees: four men one bed?
All Monkee business, I see.
Can't stop watching, can you?
Historical Democracy suggets they cannot
What does Historical Democracy know?
Rings are metal bands, Lardy.
Wasn't Paul McCartney in Rings?
Twice. One died, one divorced.
Hi There, Mr. Quizzy-Poo, Sir!
You aren't missing a word.
But "Hi!" right back atcha
I fixed it, count again...
Just like my nephew's circumcision...
The unkindest cut of all...
or so we've heard, anyway...
(What happened to my post???
)
I'm as confused as you...
Is Mommy Spellbinder here today?
Or Our Two Dads, too...
I was fixing a typo!
Ohmygod! Now what we said...
...doesn't make any sense, hrruumph!
Nonsense is the best kind
Hey Pov, your post returned.
For all his in-utero activity...
...my nephew sure sleeps alot.
Laziness... he takes after me.
He doesn't wear pants either?
I prefer Quislet without pants
Too much information, Sir Roy!
Pantsless time is private time
Higher lifeforms don't require pants!
That's what I tell everybody!
Pov says Down With Pants!
That's an old gay saying.
That's good to know, huh?
What's so gay about that?
Downed pants provide better access
True for straight people, too!
Downed pants give you chilblaines
Frostbite on the buttocks? Nasty.
It's darkest before the dawn
We're doing sayings now, right?
Only if you're buying chocolates.
Hershey or Nestle? Your choice?
You know I like Teuscher.
How about Lindt? or Ghiaradelli?
Would you like some carob?
Does scary carob say "CaroBOO!" ?
(I live for bad puns.)
Not for long, he doethn't...
What?!? Beaver?!?! Where's my shotgun?
Shooting a beaver? That's mean.
In MLB, it's just dirty...
euphemism for upskirts in bleachers.
Here comes the rain again
a memory, according to Eurythmics!
back when Lennox was cool.
Are you a master debater?
Nah. Just following Eurythmics references.
What does "Eurythmics" mean, anyway?
Named after a dance technique.
I never get those references.
Everybody's looking for something... groovy!
![[Linked Image]](http://www.thenoodlebowl.com/calliope/archives/spiderman.gif)
"Groovy" is, like, timeless, man!
And fer shizzle my dizzle!
Hey! Don't dis dancin' Spidey!
does whatever a Travolta can
No disrespect to Dancin' Spidey
Whatever happened to Dancing Baby?
Eaten by Dancing Irma? *burp*
ever read Neil Gaiman's Babycakes?
Would Calista Flockheart also do?
Harrison Ford sure thought so.
Hardeehar, Laugh it up, fuzzball...
You'd sooner kiss a wookie?
I'd take Harrison Ford, thanks!
Sadly, I
can't arrange that!
Can you arrange Carrie Fisher?
I have a bad feeling...
Maybe it's something you ate?
Yeah...sorry about the mess.
Maybe Quis'll clean it up.
Has that stopped you before?
Force is strong with me.
It's my bedtime. Nighty night.
His powers were weak, man!
But at least they're powers.
Even Daxamites need their rest.
No irony for the satirist.
All my shorts are wrinkle-free.
Hyphens don't lessen word counts!
A truly hyphenated word does
Any dictionary will tell you
We've talked about hyphens before.
Hyphens deserve their own thread.
I thought you'd never ask.
...But were afraid you would.
The show's cast is pickled.
The pickled cast has shown.
Has the pickled cast shown?
The pickled cast shows dogs.
Show dogs are soooooo cute!
Yes, like that Mister Muggles!
I love you Mister Muggles!!!!
Mister Muggles: The Animated Series!
Mister Muggles: the Broadway musical
Mister Muggles: The Motion Picture!
Mystic Muggles, the Pomeranian Supreme?
Wuggles-- crossbred with The Wiggles?
Not a Harry Potter muggle
That goes without saying, Quis!
How cute are buttons really?
Bugs' ears definitely aren't cute.
mother bugs think they are
Do bugs really have ears?
An entomologist would surely know
But would an entomologist share?
Is hoarding an entomologist's characteristic?
What about payment for services?
Expert advice: pay up front!
Bartering can be more fun.
Reading law cases is fun.
winning lawsuits is quite exhilirating
You should try losing them.
Not fun for clients, though.
Like we care about clients!
It's all about billable hours.
Bono certainly is a myth.
Have you seen South Park?
Omigod! Did Bono kill Kenny?
Bono don't get no respect.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T: SOCK IT TO ME !
Sonny Bono got no respect?
Well, he was a Congressman.
The tree deserved it, though.
Before that, was he respected?
only by "Love Boat" fans.
Haven't those all died off?
Gavin MacCleod of Clan MacCleod!
There shall always be one!
One is the loneliest number.
Play "Name Three" in Spaceopoly
Ohmygod! Like Fore... Playing thru...
Huh-huh... you thaid... foreplay... huh-huh...
Five minute timeout for Butthead!
Butthead is soooo last millenium
...last millenium! a must see.
Must see millenium on NBC
The powerhouse Thursday Nights rebirth.
Remember when Thursdays were THURSDAYS?
And the day before Fridays?
Applebees is better than Fridays
IHOP! International House of Pancakes!
I'll never live that down!
Did you really expect to?
Most others have shorter memories.
What were we talking about?
Who can tell anymore, Quis?
The world's smartest person could.
I
would, but I'm bored.
Smartest person, not smart a**.
You wound me, good Sirrah...
Que, Sirrah, Sirrah! Whatever'll be ...
Bee? Bee!!!! AAAAHHH!!!! Kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
curses, stung again! and again!
It's deja-vu all over again
deja vu is
so overdone.
--------------------
It\'s good to be the king.
I think I'm seeing doubles.
One more time, with feeling.
One more time, <span style="font-size: 35px;">with feeling.</span>
Deja vu is <span style="font-size: 20px;">SO OVERDONE!</span>
Okay, who wants some pancakes?
with or without bunnies under?
Let's not start that again!
Bacon and maple syrup, then!
As long as bacon's dead...
I'd really prefer veggie bacon.
Usually. My favourite's Morningstar Farms.
The Devil was called "Morningstar"
It beats being called "Dawnstar"
If Lucifer was called "Morningstar"...
"Morgenstern" is "Morningstar in German...
Does that make Rhoda Satan?
before Christian demonization, Lucifer was...
...the Etruscan sun god. really.
Who are we talking about?
Could it be ... hm ... <span style="font-size: 18px;">
SATAN?</span>
Somewhat anachronistic terrorizing archnemesis, no?
*sigh* I say, some people...
"... are no damn good." -- Mellencamp
...vacation down at the Gulf ...
Hey Mellencamp, that's Luthor's line!
That Jellyfish "Hurts So Good"!
Freedom, independence, Jack or Diane?
freedom is a lonesome jubilee.
Jubilee - a Kitty Pryde wannabee
Kitty was cool. no denying.
"John Cougar" could join X-Men.
That'd certainly be "all different"!
"Different" as an X-book gets.
Bonfires help create many ex-books.
They also create toasty marshmellows
No one can top marshmallows.
YAY!! The dancing tiger's back!!
...I REALLY love that guy.
Why don't you marry him?
shave and haircut, two bits.
Man, that's a cheap barber!
Haircuts at cut rate prices.
now we understand Pov's poverty.
You're a lawyer. Bill it!
The Edge might not approve.
Canceled years ago; can't sue.
True, alas. My favourite soap.
99.94 percent pure. unlike Quis.
You are a purist's purist.
Dropping to page two? Oops.
And it almost happened again!
Good save, Rocky! My hero.
Aw, shucks! It weren't nuthin'!
Afraid this thread will die?
death's a five letter word.
Inanity is Legion World's lifeblood.
I'll drink to that - hic!
Won't you drink to anything?
To Anything! *raises glass - drinks*
Annie Thing? Addams Family member?
Thing always lends a hand.
Disembodied, animate hands are funny.
boxed, they are cheap effects.
Special effects require more bucks.
FX the network for Ungulates
"Ungulates"? This thread is educational!
Had to check Dictionary.com, Quis!
Learned "ungulate" means "having hooves"!
See what I mean: educational!
Still not jonesing for PBS.
Most networks are not PBS.
PBS? It's more like PMS...
Does PMS cause posting slumps?
Ask your female alts, Abin.
PBS should educate us all!
As long as Quislet watches . . .
... he'll be smarter than us.
We can't let that happen!
Watch Public Broadcasting! Educate yourself!
I'm already way too <strike> sexy</strike> smart
I would be perfect except...
It's hard to be humble ...
... or so said Mac Davis.
Nothing of any great importance.
It's all important to him.
Mac also said this: "Baby ...
"... don't get hooked on me."
Didn't he use more "Baby"s?
Maybe that was Michael Jackson...
Mac Davis didn't get caught.
More rumor, speculation, and innuendo
I shall second that motion!
vote early and vote often
You couldn't afford my vote.
is this thread finished yet?
not from the look o'things
bottom of page one, though.
new year, new interest, perhaps?
I have many new interests
void where prohibited! no warrantees!
No promises, no demands (Benatar).
Love is a battlefield (ditto).
Camptown racetrack's five miles long
Camptown ladies sing this song
play Stairway to Heaven, dude!
That is so seventies prom
Beats hairy 70's porn, though...
Pov regrets his past careers.
Tomorrow's Elvis' birthday, you know.
He's a hunka rotted corpse!
Lay off fried banana sandwiches!
Don't forget the peanut butter.
It's peanut butter jelly time!
Proscuitto and fresh mozzerella instead.
Spam, Spam, Cheese, and Spam!
Any baked beans with that?
Perhaps with a nice Chianti?
C'mon, Lardie, nine more posts!
nine more posts - then what?
then Lardy gets resurrected, maybe.
Is that even a possibility?
that can make him deader.
Yeah--don't mess with her!
"Lard Lady?" "Mrs. Lard Lad?"
Shhhhh! Just keep humoring him.
okay. life needs more humor.
This thread is now closed!
