Answering Questions with Questions: 4teen

Do we really want to continue this thread yet again?

Do we have to?

Are you suggesting that no one responds to a question and let this thread fade into page 2?

Has that happened before?

Shall we go back in time and find out?

Can we go back in time by singing Cher's song "If I Could Turn Back Time"?

What would you do if you could turn back time?

What hasn't Cher done with that gift?

Didn't Sonny still have that skiing accident?

Was it an accident?

Was there a coroner's report?

Should we hold an inquest?

Do you really want to piss of a time-traveling Cher?

Is she going to bring the house down if she is mad?

Will she bring a boatload of dancing men with her?

What do you plan to do with the dancing men besides dance?

Could they do some light housework?

Such as dusting and washing dishes?

Or washing the bathroom?

Can they also tidy up my bedroom?

Can they clean my whole house while wearing nothing?

How big is your whole house?

Are you planning to be the one to clean it?

Is there payment/bribery involved?

Would my gratitude for the night suffice?

Does my landlord accept your gratitude as payment for my rent?

If he does, can I move in?

Are we sure that the landlord isn't actually a landlady?

Are you as grateful for the day as you are for the night?

Why do we only have daylight savings and not nightlight savings?

Would that be more useful for people who work a night shift?

Do any of us work the night shift?

Does any work get done when we are on shift?

Wouldn't that depend on the definition of work?

How would you define it?

As a professor, wouldn't my definition of work include a lot more freedom than others' usually define their labor?

As a professor, could you not attempt to create a definition that would be universally applicable?

Wouldn't that depend on the academic field?

Which academic field do you think would be best for this question?

Do we really need some ivory towered egghead to tell us what work is?

Are ivory towers always white?

Isn't ivory considered an off-white color?

What other shades of white can you name?

Who are you calling an ivory tower egghead????

Are we in for a fight?

Should I place my bet on Myg?

What odds were you given?

Aren't we all Legionnaires here and therefore minimize our internal fighting?

Don't those with Wildfire avatars increase the internal fighting?

Are you referring to yourself?

Even if he doesn't have a Wildfire avatar, could calling him Twinkle Toes provoke anger?

Did you know that in Avatar: Legend of Aang, Toph would also use the name Twinkle Toes to tease Aang?

Why does mention of Avatar: Legend of Aang bring me such giggly joy?

Isn't it a great show?

Why couldn't it continue?

Could we convince some billionaire to make more episodes?

Why can't RJ Brande be real?

Isn't it likely that reality precludes the existence of such a person?

Could he be based on a real-life person?

Originally Posted by Myg - Andy S

Why can't RJ Brande be real?

You mean he isn't Trump? Or Trump isn't him?

Wouldn't Trump be more likely to be Leland McCauley? Or at least Lester Spiffany?

Isn't that an insult to Leland McCauley?

Isn't it sad that McCauley is almost more palatable than Trump?

Isn't it a way of acknowledging all the decency in McCauley?

Is McCauley at all decent?

Does allowing RJ Brande to buy out some of the Work Force contacts count toward his decency?

Was he not just being a greedy squaj?

Do you kiss other sentients with that mouth?

Don't some people like it dirty?

Have you met Mr. Clean?

Would you introduce me to him?

Do you have a bald fetish?

Isn't bald sexy?

Isn't sexy in the eye of the beholder?

Are you saying that a monster from AD&D gets to determine what's sexy?

Would a hundred eyed giant be better able to do that?

Do giants really have a hundred eyes?

You haven't read the Greek myth about Argus Panoptes?

Don't 100 eyes seem like a lot of vulnerable points on a giant?

What if the giant is wearing safety goggles?

Would the goggles prevent it form determining what's sexy?

What does Google have to do with being sexy?

Being smart is now sexy I guess?

Don't you know for sure?

Do you think it is correct?

Can it be wrong if it feels right?

Could I use that to justify my homosexuality to bigots?

Why would you ever need to justify your homosexuality?

Aren't some people intolerant?

Can they justify their intolerance?

Will they be able to justify it to karma?

The concept or the mutant?

Would they be able to justify it to either?

Does everything needs to be justified?

Don't some people need to find reason and meaning in everything?

Is there a secret message in your question?

Have you tried analyzing it using various codes and ciphers?

Where would I find codebooks and ciphers?

Couldn't you use Google or look in a library?

Wouldn't it be easier if you simply decoded your messages?

How will I decode my body language when we are communicating via message board?

Could there be no emojis made specifically for Ibby?

Would you make some for me?

Do you have the recipe?

Wouldn't you like to experiment a little?

When was the last time you experimented?

In what context?

Does there need to be a context?

Doesn't everything need context to be understood?

What didn't you understand about Myg's question?

Wasn't I clear enough in my innuendo?

Where can I buy a copy of your tribute to a Queen album?

Why doesn't he just perform live?

Would anyone want to hear me sing, much less attempt Freddy Mercury?

Aren't a lot of singers made to sound better in production?

Did Freddy Mercury ever use Autotune?

Would a historian know?

Would another member of Queen tell us?

Would another member of Queen even remember that far back?

Have any of them ever written an autobiography or a book on the band?

Have you ever read the Brian May Story?

What's it about?

What isn't it about?

Will Alfie know?

Who's Alfie?

Could he be the source for one of Sonny Rollins' most charming musical numbers?

Aren't many musical numbers charming?

Don't you find charming music rather tepid?

Aren't some charming instrumental pieces quite exciting?

Would that include the soundtrack for the original Star Wars?

What is your opinion of those soundtracks?

Wouldn't most people agree that the original Star Wars has done well commercially, critically and in its ongoing usage?

Shall we conduct a poll to determine that?

Aren't there other data sets we can use?

Why don't you just ask me?

What do you think, Quis?

Do you really want to know what I think?

Are your thoughts that scary?

Why am I so excited waiting for the answer?

Is scary a turn on for you?

Shouldn't we learn to live with our fears?

Or is it better to try and overcome them?

Does that mean having to face them?

Would you rather they talk behind your back?

What if they talk in front of your back?

Could they talk under your nose too?

Can people talk behind Eyeful Ethel's back, or does that only not work if it's Antennae Boy?

Can Tarik the Mute talk at all?

Would he be called "the Mute" if he could?

Doesn't he talk through his android?

Who's got the original story so we can take a look?

Don't most of us have that story?

Why does all this talk about our stories remind me of Final Fantasy X?

Could you tell me more about Final Fantasy X?

Will this Wikipedia article do, and were you expecting something very different?

What do you like best about Final Fantasy X?

Don't I prefer Kingdom Hearts to Final Fantasy X?

What if I've never played either?

Why don't you try one?

How much free time do you think I have?

Would it take that much time?

Why do Time Trappers never understand the effect time has on the rest of us?

Would you mind explaining it to me then?

Do you not remember your mortality?

Can you remind me what that's like?

Are you breathing still?

Do I seem dead to you?

Could you have programmed your computer to respond for you after you died?

Is my computer capable of mimicking my speech patterns?

Have I ever heard you talk?

Aren't computers incredibly smart now?

Could they one day take over the world?

Do they already have a big chunk of our lives?

Is the Chunk a big part of the Flash comics?

How well did he do in the Flash villains idol thread that Emily is running?

DIdn't he get knocked out after a couple rounds?

Do you think he remembers that?

Didn't Andy just remind him?

Was the reminder effective?

Does Chunk follow this thread?

Shouldn't we recommend it to him?

Did Chunk make it into the New 52 DC continuity?

Can Chunk absorb the New 52 DC continuity for us?

How loud would one of Chunk's burps be after swallowing a continuity?

Will it still have happened if nobody sees him do it?

Has he swallowed everyone outside of the consumed continuity too by mistake?

Have you noticed anyone missing?

Haven't you noticed the DC New 52 missing fans?

Have we not just abandoned a sinking ship?

Are we rats?

Would you rather be a cat?

Could I be a giraffe instead?

Why do you want to be a giraffe?

Wouldn't you like to be an exotic animal?

Isn't there a risk of being hunted by that worst of all races, the humans, just because you are exotic?

What if I was a Kryptonian giraffe?

Wouldn't you be extinct then?

Wouldn't the other Super Pets save you from extinction and offer you a place in their Legion?

Why didn't the Super Pets save all Kryptonian animals from certain death then?

Do you think they wanted to be exclusive?

Who knew there were Kryptonian giraffes?

What else don't we know about our big wonderful universe?

Do you want the whole list or just the top 500,000?

Could you give 750,000 instead?

What if the whole list only has 749,999 items on it?

Is that there's only 749,999 things we didn't know about the universe one of the things we previously didn't know about the universe?

Should we take another beer off the wall and pass it round?

Don't you think you've had enough?

Does that make it 749,998 bottles of beer on the wall?

How long would that song go on for?

Wouldn't it be a shorter song if you had to drink the beer?

But if we were drinking beer would we ever finish the song?

But isn't this such a fun song?

Wouldn't endless beer be fun to many of us?

Wouldn't that also eventually lead to endless hangovers?

Wouldn't that depend on your ability to manage hangovers?

Won't that ability eventually be overtaxed?

My god, do they have to tax everything today?

Don't most of these taxes just get pocketed by politicians?

Could we get the politicians to do the song, and become too inebriated to even be corrupt?

Could we just throw them into a deep pit and forget about them?

Wouldn't we all vote for that solution?

Why don't we implement it?

Where would we find a deep pit?

Couldn't we just force them all out of office for being too drunk rather than kill them?

Does anyone get kicked out of office for drunkenness?

Aren't there other offenses that go along with the drunkenness?

What kinds of offenses could possibly involve drunken politicians?

Isn't that a very long list?

Do we need a new thread to accommodate all the offenses?

Would one thread be enough?

Should I be surprised at what ends up on that thread?

Are there any depths the corrupt won't sink to?

Don't we get surprised when we say something like "It can't get any worse" and then it does?

Does it not get depressing sometimes?

Aren't we all happy that we've somewhere as nice as Legion World to go to?

Isn't this such a nice place?

Could we make it even nicer?

Shall we have daily group hugs?

Can we have special group vacations in a time bubble?

When would you want to go?

Are you asking about the "when" of destination or scheduling our trip?

Which one do you think is correct considering we are talking about time travel?

Wouldn't both be important?

Which should we decide first?

Would it matter what we decide to start first or second when we have a time bubble?

Are you saying that the question has already been answered?

Could someone pick me up last Tuesday for the trip please?

If you've already missed the trip, wouldn't picking you up for it change the timeline?

Is it a fixed point in time like Pompeii?

Does that mean we can only be picked up in the future for trips?

Aren't concepts like fixed points simply constructs so that writers don't have to really recreate the repercussions of time travel?

Do we really understand time travel all that much?

Do we really understand anything?

Would you say that if we could go forward in time to see what we understand retrospectively?

But what if we are suffering from a delusion about what we understand?

Hasn't all that been worked out by leading all time travellers to the sheer niceness of Smallville?

Was Smallville all that nice what with every month being plagued by crooks, aliens, or natural disasters?

Should we also consider Legionnaire impostors trying to expose Superboy's identity?

What would Lana say?

Unless she runs a travel agency and can get us good rates at the Smallville Motel 6, does it matter?

How badly do you want to visit Smallville?

Does Smallville have any other hotels?

Don't you want to try sleeping in a barn?

Can't I share Clark's bed?

How old is Superboy?

Didn't he celebrate his tenth birthday in 1946?

Where did you find that out?

Have you tried Wikipedia?

Weren't you invited to his birthday?

Was there room, if Wikipedia was invited?

Who take Wikipedia to bed?

Doesn't Wikipedia follow us everywhere we have a computing device?

Do you take a computing device to bed?

Why thoth, isn't it rude to ask that?

Isn't it safer to know who's sleeping with Computo?

Why would you want to know about a teenage girl's activities?

What if her activities included making poison sandwiches for me?

Why, do the sandwiches contain tomato slices?

Are tomatoes poisonous now?

Couldn't one man's "Love Apple" actually be another man's poison?

What else could we do with a man's love apple?

Should I really speculate in detail on this subject during regular business hours?

When are your irregular business hours?

If they're irregular, how would I know? o_0

Won't they be the hours that you don't consider to be regular hours?

What if FC works 24/7?

Wouldn't we feel awful for FC if he was working 24/7?

Isn't FC a she?

Isn't that my mistake?

Should we not still feel awful?

What would that accomplish?

Isn't it a way of showing solidarity?

Are we planning a revolution?

Do you hear the people sing, singing a song of angry men?

Are there 12 Angry Men?

Should we limit it to 12?

Don't you think that's a lot of angry men in a room?

Is there such a thing as too much anger?

Why don't you ask Bruce Banner?

Is Bruce Banner on Facebook?

Have you tried searching for him on Facebook?

Does Andy know how to use the search function?

Would it matter if I admitted I'm not even on Facebook?

Do you have something against Facebook?

Wouldn't I just obsessively Facebook stalk guys I've dated?

Wouldn't it be more fun to obsessively Facebook stalk guys you haven't dated?

Aren't some guys just so stalkable?

Would you include yourself in that category?

But if I sit here every day, raptly hanging onto every dude's every word, does that still count as stalking?

Do you really have to ask that?

Doesn't clarity about the definitions of stalking seem helpful?

Shall we form a committee to decide on the definition to use?

When could we all get together for a meeting?

Can Rocky's secretary handle scheduling?

Isn't Rocky's secretary too busy being chased around his desk by Rocky?

Does that fall under 'other duties as assigned'?

What will Rocky do If he catches his secretary?

Shall we assume that Rocky's Boyfriend Jorj will know?

Boy Jorj?

Does Jorj care about these work shenanigans?

Shouldn't a boyfriend care about their significant other's secretary-chasing habits?

Should Boy Jorj sing "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me"?

(Apologies to Rocky and Georges!)

What if Rocky and The Boyfriend are Boy Jorj fans?

Who isn't a Boy Jorj fan?

Should I know this Boy Jorj person?

How hip are you?

Why tempt fate when the rest of galactic space is already overrun with hipsters?

Do you know any hipsters in real life?

Is it hip to be square?

Is it hip to square dance?

Since I live closest to Brooklyn (hipster central), should I check?

Is Brooklyn known for square dancing hipster?

Wouldn't that search be part of my expedition?

Can I join your expedition to the wilds of Brooklyn?

Will your itinerary include the "artisan" flavored Mayonnaise shop?

Has that replaced the cupcake craze?

Would it be possible to fit that with rustic chic ironic Hipster Restaurants ?

Could we at least hold off on the salted caramel?

Is that even possible on a hipster expedition to Brooklyn?

Could we distract them with spiced pumpkin and yoga instead?

Could you handcraft some sustainable brown paper bags and bring along your own food?

Should I also cite statistics and studies on how that reduces my carbon footprint?

Are you trying to bore them?

Won't some people find that fascinating?

Do those people really count?

To figure that out, wouldn't you need a different set of statistics?

Have you ever heard the saying "there are lies, damn lies, and statistics"?

Which of those would you prefer to listen to?

Doesn't "damn lies" sound like they would be interesting?

How would those differ from regular lies?

Don't they sound more extreme and exciting?

Are they also more outrageous?

Aren't outrageous lies fun?

Are all lies fun?

Would it depend on whom you were lying to?

If I answered that, how would you know if I was telling you the truth?

Would that depend if I always trust what you say?

Well, do you?

Have you ever given me a reason to doubt your honesty?

Do you have sufficient reasoning to be able to doubt someone's honesty?

Why are you curious about Quis's reasoning capacity now?

Would you also be interested in buying the tower of London which I just happen to own?

How much are you selling it for?

What do you have in the way of savings?

Would someone who was seriously interested in buying the Tower of London really have any savings?

Are you saying I'm not the first person to offer an amazing, and completely legitimate, real estate offer?

Could Quis be suggesting something else about your offer?

Maybe Quis is questioning the utility of owning a property you might not be able to live in?

Are you forgetting that chic summer villa he put up on the Brooklyn Bridge last year?

Would you believe he never invited me?

Perhaps he will invite you soon?

If it's a villa, isn't there room for all of us?

Is it a Variable Villa?

How would that be different from a regular villa?

Maybe there's algebra involved?

Why not add geometry, physics, calculus and trigonometry?

Who would want to add all that?

Don't some people love math and science?

Do we look like Brainiac 5?

Does one have to look like a Coluan to appreciate science and math?

Wouldn't BEING a Coluan be more important than LOOKING like one when it comes to science and math?

Is this a substance over style issue?

Which do you prefer?

If you saw my closet full of non-designer clothing, would you have to ask?

What else would I find in your closet?

Would you like to take a look?

Does your closet feature a pile of once-neatly folded clothing that's now re-purposed as a kitty nest, just like my closet does?

How did you get into my apartment?

Did you leave the key out by accident?

But how did she get by my vicious attack cat who was strategically positioned under the bed?

Maybe the cat works for her?

Is my cat a double agent?

What would be a good name or a cat double agent? Mata Kitty? Mata Hairball?

What about Claws Fuchs?

Wouldn't Kitty Quisling better suit my cat?

How often does you cat wear suits?

Where does your cat get their suits?

Don't cats always have their suited tailored?

Do you know how much tailored suits for cats cost?

Is cost an issue with your cat?

Wouldn't the average cat proclaim herself "Expensive, but worth it"?

Are all cats such divas?

Shall we ask thoth's cat?

Is Thoth's cat on Facebook?

Is Thoth on Facebook?

Should we send him a friend request?

Shouldn't we all friend each other on Facebook?

Can we all be trusted?

Should we use appropriate filters and privacy settings to keep ourselves safe?

Wouldn't that be prudent?

Does that matter when I never got around to joining up in the first place?

Would you believe I know some people in their early 20s who do not want to join Facebook?

What's wrong with these people?

Would you like to educate them on the joys and uses of Facebook?

If I said yes, would I be well compensated for my efforts?

How much compensation do you want?

Do people make money selling Facebook ad space/membership?

Does anyone have the right answer to that question?

Would you like to earn money doing that too?

Wouldn't it be nice to be paid per question, and not per answer for these threads?

When did we get so concerned with getting paid?

Aren't you looing forward to the posting royalties you get when you get 10 000 posts?

Is now a bad time to let all the newbies know that we get our royalties paid out in squirrel pelts?

Don't some people like squirrel pelts?

Do we have reciprocal membership with the Legion Of Furriers?

Does anybody know a good lawyer that specializes in the well-being and rights of squirrels?

Wasn't that covered in the episode of Marvel Team-Up starring She-Hulk and Squirrel Girl?

Who was the villain in that issue?

The Nutty Professor?

Wasn't it one of those modern psychotic nut cases?

Don't modern villains have to pointlessly maim and even eat a person?

Would that be in place of having any characterisation beyond torture p0rn movies?

Don't some people actually enjoy those for some reason?

Who can know for sure?

Shall we ask them?

Would we want to talk with someone who enjoys fantasy about villains eating people?

Is now a bad time to introduce myself?

Is it ever a bad time to introduce yourself?

What's the best way to introduce yourself?

Might I suggest wearing nametags in order to ease the transition from strangers to casual acquaintances?

Shoul our name tags also include other personal details?

Can mine have something alliterative like, "Sobriety Sucks"?

Shall we go and get drunk right now?

Do you know what time it is?

Is it happy hour?

Why do they call it "happy hour" when alcohol is a known depressant?

How could I be depressed when I've already sweet-talked

into picking up everyone's tab?

Is that just my tab here, or all my tabs?

Isn't pushing your luck like that the very behavior we were all warned against in Weird Al's "Tacky" song?

Who'd have thought Weird Al's parodies would have lasted so many years?

Do you think Weird Al thought he would last this long?

Would anyone own that many Hawaiian shirts if they *lacked* self-confidence?

Should we all wear Hawaiian shirts to work?

How about Hawaiian pants?

Won't that be too matchy-matchy?

What if we already do?

Shall we all wear uniforms instead?

Can they be matchy matchy?

Are you sure that you are gay?

Do gay men become straight once they wear Hawaiian shirts?

Is that what they do in reparative therapy?

Who knew Hawaiian shirts could do so much?

IS there nothing floral prints can't do?

Should we all wear them tomorrow and see what incredible things happen?

Are you going to buy one for me?

What color should Myg get you?

Could I have something in red please?

Shall Myg get you matching shorts too?

Is too much of the same design overkill?

In the superhero biz, isn't fashion overkill the whole point?

Does anyone else wear underwear on the outside of their pants?

Wasn't the superhero costume based on wrestlers?

Is that what is attractive about wrestling?

Do you find wrestling attractive?

Are you asking from the viewpoint of participant, or rather from that of spectator?

Can you give both?

Is Lad With Glasses a wrestler?

Doesn't every lad deserve a rich fantasy life, and an awesome wardrobe to match?

Did anyone have an awesome wardrobe to accompany the rich fantasy life?

Does our last office retreat on Orando count?

What if your fantasy life is to wear second hand clothes while begging for money?

Would some rich people like to experience that?

Have you read Mark Twain's 'The Prince and the Pauper'?

Would you be surprised that I haven't read Twain's The Prince and the Pauper?

Is it required reading?

Should Andy get failing marks for not having read it?

How could anyone be a failure and still be so welcome in a fabulous space like this?

Doesn't everyone fail at something?

Doesn't failure make us human?

Aren't we judged as much by our failures as our successes?

Doesn't that depend on the success and/or the failure?

Are some failures worse than others?

Wouldn't an F in a required class count more than an F in an elective course?

Wouldn't that depend on the institution?

How long do we have to be institutionalized?

Isn't that for the courts to decide?

Do you trust the courts?

If we are institutionalized, do we have a choice?

Is free will an illusion?

Should we ask Projectra?

Will we have to wait 1000 years to ask her?

Can't we just use our Mission Monitor Board to contact her?

Does our MMB send messages through time?

Couldn't we, with all the technology at our disposal?

Have you tried to contact the future?

Can't I just contact the poster Future?

Does he have an open line to any future date?

Should one of our Time Trappers make sure of that?

Do we want to turn to Time Trappers when we need a plot device?

Are Time Trappers good for only that?

Don't you think I am a good listener too?

Shall we test your listening skills?

What should we say in the test?

Could you make it something interesting for me?

What would you find interesting?

Should it be an ink blot test?

Can we talk about American history?

Can we do American history the way they do in the show Drunk History?

Isn't much of history made by drunk people?

Does Quis have to be drunk to select the best bit of drunk American history?

Do you know that I have never been drunk as I have never had an alcoholic drink?

Could you still experience Drunk History then?

What is Drunk History (and how can I be a part of it)?

Can't you ne part of it by getting drunk tonight?

Isn't it liberating to know we can all be part of drunk history (and not just the TV show on Comedy Central)?

Who would not want to be part of such a fun part of history?

Is getting drunk really all that fun?

Have you had any bad experiences getting drunk?

Didn't I already state that I have never been drunk?

Have you had any bad experiences watching others get drunk?

Hasn't everyone had a bad experience watching others get drunk?

Isn't a personal drunk experience always worse than watching another's drunk experience?

Would that be at the time of being drunk or on the morning after?

Wouldn't that depend on whether or not one drank copious amounts of water and/or Vitamin C while drinking alcohol?

Don't seem people enjoy the journey to the drunk experience?

Are you saying that it is the journey, not the destination?

Don't we spend more time on the journey rather than the destination?

Doesn't that depend upon your mode of transportation?

Would it also depend on how likely you are to put down roots at your destination?

With air flight aren't most journeys shorter that the destination stay even without putting down roots?

What if you are going to remote places not served by flights?

Wouldn't you still stay longer than it took to get there?

What if it were terribly inhospitable?

Why would you go there then?

What if you were a completionist like one of those guys who has visited every country in the world?

Would you presume we are completionists because of our love of Legion comics?

Are all Legion fans completionists?

Isn't "completist" a better word?

Who coined that word?

Somebody who really liked complete sets of coins?

How about a complete set of flags of the world?

Would that include flying your freak flag?

Can we fly it next to the rainbow flag?

What does a freak flag look like?

Did the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers fly one?

Do Freaks and geeks congregate under that flag?

Are freaks and geeks allies or enemies?

Would they not be natural allies?

What is natural?

Isn't it something commonly found in nature?

Is that the only definition of natural?

Have you consulted a dictionary?

Would you believe I don't have a physical dictionary anymore?

Can't you access an online one?

Are the only definitions of terms found in the dictionary?

Are you thinking of using urban dictionary?

Or should we have

rush over there with an Interlac version?

Would he put a political twist to every word?

Why not embrace this opportunity and engage in some vigorous debate?

Have you read up on your Marx?

Would that be "Harpo Speaks" by Harpo Marx?

Isn't it good?

Won't it at least be funnier than the book written by their brother Karl?

Does Karl know how to be funny at all?

Did the other Marx brothers let him into the act?

Is that why he never spoke about them?

Could that be why humor plays such a small role in Marxist groups?

Isn't Gates quite funny though?

Funny like Gate's a clown, Gate amuses you?

Don't his lines make you laugh?

Don't you recognize the paraphrased quote?

Would you mind explaining it to me?

Can you try googling "Goodfellas" quotes so I don't have to explain it?

Do you like Goodfellas a lot?

Or at least more than (blecch!!) The Departed ?

Would you believe that I have not seen either film?

Does anyone else not like the glamourising of thugs?

Doesn't it depend on which thug is being glamourized?

Isn't it a bit sickening to see any crook portrayed in such a manner?

Do you mean someone like Robin Hood?

Isn't he quite the hero?

You don't believe that someone with the name of robbing hood gave anything to the poor do you?

Aren't some beliefs totally illogical?

Doesn't belief imply a lack of evidence?

Don't some people refuse to believe things despite overwhelming evidence?

What's up with that?

Who's down with that?

What is down there?

What "down" are you gazing at?

Isn't goose down the most comfortable of all?

Why do I suddenly miss my soft silk blanket I had as a kid?

Wouldn't that blanket be kind of shabby by now?

Can't some blankets be eternal, like Linus Van Pelt's?

Wouldn't that make the blanket fictional?

Doesn't that make me sad?

Wouldn't you be happier with a virtual blanket?

Is it a wet blanket?

In warm weather, wouldn't sleep under a blanket of stars be much better?

Wouldn't that type of blanket burn you to a crisp?

Doesn't that depend on how far away the blanket is from you?

Why am I reminded of that time Mon-El flew a star into Legion HQ?

How should i know how your mind works?

Would you like to know how my mind works?

If it works by clockwork, should we tell you?

What if he's got a steampunk brain?

What if it's empty and run by super telepathic ventriloquism from a brain in a jar?

Whose brain could that be?

Could it be the Brain's brain?

Do you think I am really the Brain?

How would we tell the difference between your brain in a jar and the brain's brain in a jar?

Could I have more than one brain?

Have you seen The Man With Two Brains?

Is it a good movie?

Do you like comedies?

Who wouldn't, besides some goths?

Don't some goths have a sense of humor?

Can't goth be seen as a darkly humorous view of life?

What do you find humorous about it?

Don't some of the outfits look funny?

Would they make good Halloween costumes?

Wouldn't that be a little predictable for Halloween?

Would you suggest goth dress for Easter then?

Wouldn't it be an interesting change?

Would you still wear the traditional giant, fake rabbit ears with your Easter goth outfit?

Could that be a big Easter trend?

Can I wear the fluffy bunny tail too?

Would anyone mind a fluffy bunny tail?

Aren't bunnies adorable?

Are they as adorable cooking away in a pot?

Would that not make a nice jacuzzi for them? Can you get them some nice refreshing mint juleps and carrot juice too?

Which question do you want me to answer with a question?

Can you answer both?

Could one question answer both questions?

Could it answer more than two questions?

How many more questions are we talking about?

Is it feasible to have the same single answer to all questions in your life?

Isn't anything is possible even if not probable?

Did you make a typo in your question?

If I edit out the mistake, won't your question seem out of place?

Wouldn't your edited post be marked as edited?

What if he deselected the "Mark as Edited" option?

I can do that?

Why don't you try it out?

Will you let us know what you find?

What if I am one of those people who likes to maintain power by withholding information?

Wouldn't that just make you a lawyer?

Isn't being as transparent as possible the way to go, if only because it could be develop into a power that would get you into the Legion?

Would the ability to turn transparent more likely get you into the Subs?

Does invisibility count as being transparent?

Doesn't transparent simply mean light passes through it?

Doesn't invisibility work in a similar way?

Do you mean in the physical sense, the legal sense, or both?

Could we be clearer about the issue?

Shall we try to answer each of the senses one by one?

Shall we start with the sense of smell?

What smell do you like best?

Would you believe that I like the smell of a skunk?

Is it so impossible?

Don't other skunks like the smell of skunks?

Are you suggesting Quis is a skunk?

Have I ever pursued a black cat with a stripe of white paint on her back?

Can't you tell the difference between a painted cat and a skunk?

Wouldn't it be easier to tell after one of them sprayed you?

Do you really want to get up to that point?

Wouldn't you want to get up and have a tomato juice bath then?

Can I attend La Tomatina instead?

Would you rather run with the bulls?

Could I choose to run well behind the bulls?

Will you be careful about where you step?

What could possibly go wrong?

What could go right?

Are you being very pessimistic?

Or is he just being a realist?

What is reality?

Are you asking if this is all a dream?

How many of your dreams have been interrupted this week?

Counting this one?

Do you dream about us, Quis?

Or is is more of a nightmare?

What is the origin of the word "nightmare"?

Does it have to do with horses?

What do horses have to do with dreams?

Isn't the Horse, a Chinese Zodiac animal, known to influence dreams?

Why would an occidental like myself know that?

Are you being ethnocentric?

Why can't we be concentric?

Wouldn't that make us shallow?

Does being shallow seem so bad?

Isn't it nice to have a shallow sense of humor?

Isn't depth better?

Should depth not go with perspective?

Which perspective provides the most depth?

Would that be standing on top of Mt. Everest?

Would it be 4-Dimensional vision?

Would a 4-Dimensional Lion have better vision than a 4-Dimensional Human?

Are there lions on Mt. Everest?

What would the lions of Mr. Everest be like?

What would they eat, aside from climbers?

Would they also eat yeti?

Shouldn't yeti be classified as an endangered species?

Do we have an accurate count of the number of yetis there are?

Are there more than one?

Wouldn't there have to be in order to continue the species?

Couldn't we clone it?

Has cloning gotten that effective?

Should we ask Dolly the sheep?

Is Dolly still alive?

Which Dolly is she now?

Is she Dolly Parton?

Which Dolly Parton is your favorite?

How many are there?

If there are an infinite number of parallel universes, wouldn't there be an infinite number of Dolly Partons?

Wouldn't Bluegrass-Grammy winner, 9 to 5 star, and DollyWorld owner all constitute very different Dollies?

Does that not just mean she is very versatile?

Why do I want to start singing "Hello, Dolly"?

Are you just now succumbing to my mind control?

How do people know when your mind control is working?

Have you transferred all your money to my account yet?

Has nothing appeared in your account?

Perhaps the money was transferred to my account?

Are you using your hacking skills to thwart my mind control?

Who says I am a hacker?

Wasn't it all over the internet just a minute ago?

Where is it now?

Didn't you delete it with your hacking skills?

Is it possible that his hacking skills were hacked?

Who would do such a dastardly deed?

Wouldn't it be someone with an axe?

Could it be Dick Dastardly?

Isn't he busy racing (and cheating)?

Would we have to pick up the DC Comics book Wacky Raceland to find out?

Don't you love the Wacky Races?

Would you believe I adored them as a child?

Should I insert a Muttley snicker here?

Can you do a good Muttley?

Could you see how it gets easier with age?

Isn't aging a trip?

Is it a good trip?

White, Orange, or Purple?

Can I at least choose two?

Why not choose all three?

Wouldn't that be rude to ask Duo Damsel?

Didn't she seem to get over the death of her third self really quickly?

She did, didn't she?

Didn't she have PTSD from that incident for quite a long time?

Did she act like she had PTSD in the books when it happened?

Didn't she refuse to help out against COMPUTO in that annual which introduced the second Invisible Kid?

Is that the only evidence of PTSD?

Can you cite the requirements for a correct diagnosis of PTSD?

Would you trust the information from someone whose PhD is not clinical?

Don't some clinics have "mayo" in their title? So who should we take seriously?

You don't take mayo seriously? Not even with fries?

Would you believe I have sworn off mayo and french fries?

Why would you ever do a thing like that?

Is this the latest health craze on Jorna?

Am I from Jorna?

Don't you know?

Would I ask if I did?

Do you have any idea what caused your loss of memory?

What's the earliest thing you can remember?

Would you believe I remember being a baby?

Were you being jettisoned from a dying planet in your early memories?

Should I not have wondrous powers?

Don't wonderous powers come from being sculpted from clay and being raised in an all-female environment?

Is that the only possible origin of super powers?

Couldn't you get exposed to radiation too?

Would you like to try it?

Who hasn't stood close to the microwave hoping to sprout mutant abilities?

So I shouldn't have been wearing that lead apron when microwaving the popcorn?

Where did you get a lead apron?

Do you promise not to tell my dentist?

What do I get for not telling?

Is it irony to bribe with sugar?

Pure cane sugar or powdered sugar?

Can we combine both?

Why would you want to do that?

Which goes better with alcohol?

How about my bitter tears?

Are bitter tears the best thing to mix with liquor?

Would you rather have sweetened tears?

Is that what you get when you cry for happiness?

Doesn't it make you want to cry?

Doesn't what make me want to cry?

Is the "it" Ibby is referring to creature from It came From Beneath the Sea?

Aren't you reaching a bit there?

Would a tentacle of the creature from It Came From Beneath the Sea reach further?

Is that a tentacle in your pocket or are you just escaping the creature from It Came from Beneath the Sea?

What else would be in my pockets?

How big are your pockets?

Do you tend to put things in your pockets?

Aren't that what pockets are for?

Would you put something in a hot pocket?

Wouldn't you put cheese and tomato sauce in a hot pocket?

Can't hot pockets have more variety than that?

When was the last time you ate a hot pocket?

Would you believe that I (the fussy eater) am eating one now?

What made you eat a hot pocket?

Could it be the delicious smell?

Is the smell more compelling than a pizza?

How much nutritional value is in a hot pocket?

Are you counting your calories?

Isn't that a prudent thing to do?

Has it made you happier and healthier and more confident?

Isn't it more about trying to stay alive/healthy than a desire for happiness or condifence?

Should I ignore the typo in the last question or make fun of it?

Would my feelings be upset more than Cobie's?

Are you particularly sensitive?

Should we apply a numbing agent?

Which numbing agent is your preference?

Can I pick an alcoholic drink?

Would any of us deny you an alcoholic beverage?

What if I was a bar owner and IB was drunk?

Wouldn't you take care of me?

And risk getting sued if I gave you a drink when you were drunk and something happened?

Do you find a lot of risk of getting sued in your daily life?

How many drinks could a drunk man drink if a drunk man could drink drinks?

Why does this diddy give me a hangover?

Is it P. Diddy?

What day does he go by P. Diddy?

Are we talking about Aubrey O'Day or Day 26?

Is Angel O'Day connected to any of these?

Is she the blonde who hung out with the ape?

Don't you mean ran a detective agency with an ape?

Were they particularly good detectives?

Who wants to know?

Might not a potential client want to know?

Wouldn't a competitor want to know?

Who could compete with a detective agency that had a young blonde woman and an ape?

Isn't Detective Chimp in the running?

Who would you recommend?

Are you asking for a comparison between those two agencies, other agencies with chimps, other agencies with blondes, other agencies with both but not those two or just other agencies?

Can you make a report that compares all of those?

What is it with you and reports?

Shouldn't someone working in the academe have a better appreciation for reports?

Do you think I appreciate the bureaucracy?

Are all reports that tedious to prepare and submit?

Would you find reporting about the mating habits of the North America males tedious?

Shouldn't Andy enjoy writing such a report?

Why don't you ask him directly?

Do we have to wait until Ibby asks or can we just move on?

Can I vote for moving on?

What should we ask questions about now?

Didn't someone just mention that surveys were a good thing?

Do we really want to ask questions about surveys?

Should we take a survey to see if we really want to ask questions about surveys?

Would it be possible to survey the questions already asked, as well as the areas people want to ask questions about?

Can we do a focus group to design the survey questions?

Is it really this hard to change the subject?

What subject would you want to change it to?

Could we ask questions about history?

Do winners really write the history?

Can you check with the United Daughters of the Confederacy?

Aren't the United Daughters of the Confederacy busy getting their revision checked?

Revision? Do you mean retcon?

Doesn't retcon mean adding something that wasn't there before?

Wouldn't you like to keep adding things?

What if we add negatives?

Will a double negative become a positive?

Would the double negative of math mean the same with history?

Are we trying to erase all math ever?

What if you did the math in pen rather than pencil?

Is that like doing the crossword in pen?

Who does the crossword in pen besides Barbara Gordon?

Doesn't Mister Terrific do that too?

Which Mr. Terrific?

Didn't Michael Holt reveal he does the Times crosswords in pen on the JLU show?

Don't you miss the JLU show?

Is that the only DC animated series you miss?

Can you recommend more for me to miss?

Aren't a bunch on Netflix?

Which ones?

Would Netflix have the same offerings in the US and Philippines?

Couldn't he just search Amazon for the ones he wants, buy them, and bypass Netflix?

Have you tried doing that yourself?

What if he doesn't want to "own" something on a digital platform?

What if he does?

Does anyone really "own" anything on a digital platform like iTunes or Amazon?

What if he bought the dvd?

What if I bought the videotape instead?

Do you even have a way to play a videotape?

Does he have a bicycle to generate the electricity to power a VCR?

Isn't that a demonstration of commitment?

Do you mean commitment to an asylum?

Should that cause someone to be committed to an asylum?

What are good reasons for committing someone to an asylum?

Should we ask a psychologist?

Will a Psychology graduate do?

What will you be using the psychology graduate for?

Do you like mind games?

Are we in one right now?

If you have to ask does that mean you should not be in one?

Wouldn't asking indicate that I'm in one even though it's entirely possible that I shouldn't be in one, similar to the way that Legionnaires shouldn't be in the Super Starlag of Space like poor Plant Lad?

Did Plant Lad ever get an answer as to why he was there?

Couldn't he have accepted the fact that he was without finding out the why?

Would a hero just accept imprisonment?

Did he just accept imprisonment?

Was Plant Lad a hero?

How would you define "hero"?

Shall we give examples to help in our definition?

Does any LSH member automatically become a "hero" by virtue of the team's name?

Was Nemesis Kid a hero?

Are you talking about the toon version?

Do we consider Nemesis Kid and Earth Man heroes?

If you're evil, wouldn't they be heroes to you?

Aren't role models also important for villains?

Are you asking me because you think I'm a villain?

Are you deserving of the title?

Should he answer that without a lawyer?

Do you think Myg will hire me?

How much are your rates and are you qualified to practice law on Weber's World?

Are you really in a position to negotiate rates?

Doesn't everyone have the right to negotiate rates?

Can you negotiate rates in any shop or restaurant?

Doesn't that depend on where in the world the shop or restaurant is located?

What is the most you have negotiated?

Aren't you assuming that I have been to these places where shop prices are negotiable?

Haven't you travelled extensively?

Compared with whom?

Can you show us your passport so we can make the determination?

How can I show you something I don't have?

Do you want to have a passport?

How much do those cost to acquire these days?

Are you sitting down?

Can't you answer the question if we're standing?

Isn't it easier when sitting, or better yet, when lying down?

Aren't you more likely to fall asleep lying down?

Is it bad to fall asleep?

Are you driving a car at the time?

Why would you want to drive if you're going to sleep?

Isn't sleep driving dangerous?

Do you have to ask?

Isn't it good to clarify?

Has the situation been clarified enough now?

Perhaps he's acquired a chauffeur?

Wouldn't a chauffeur sleeping on the job get fired?

Aren't there easier ways to get fired as a chauffeur?

Such as smashing your employer's car?

Wouldn't that seem to be a good way to do it?

Why would you want to do it?

What if I'm unhappy being a chauffeur and can't think of another way out?

Wouldn't you want to get rid of your employer instead?

Are you advocating murder?

Did I say that?

Isn't it implied?

Does implied advocacy for murder count the same in criminal court?

Count the same as what?

May I use an abacus?

Where did you learn to use it?

Wouldn't you want a slide rule?

Can't we just use a calculator?

Would you wait until I charge my phone?

Could you do mental math instead?

If I couldn't, wouldn't that be evidence of the telepathic machinations of some villain?

Could it just mean that your brain does not have the energy to do mental math?

Is mental math a new form of mathematics?

Isn't mental math about calculating psionic and meta-intelligence abilities?

Is that all it's about?

What else would it be about?

What is anything really about?

Isn't it all about ice cream?

Can it also be about gelato?

Who stands for sorbet?

Can you explain the difference between gelato and sorbet?

Isn't one milk based?

Do you have a list of ingredients?

Would you like to make our own recipe?

Do you want to end up with something edible?

Couldn't we just go with something that looks good?

Does appearance trump taste?

Doesn't it for Trump?

Is it OK to hope that he gets kidnapped by aliens?

Would you wish that on aliens?

If they find him annoying could they not easily get rid of him?

Do aliens get kidnapped by other aliens?

Isn't Trump more of a gremlin than an alien?

Don't we want them to take him regardless?

Won't that prompt a retaliatory invasion by the aliens?

Couldn't we erect a giant ceiling over the country to keep the aliens out?

Would would pay for it?

Would you believe me if I told you that the aliens would pay for it?

Where have I heard that plan before?

Could it be that the idiotic politicians spouting this plan all over the world are part of some stupidly insane conspiracy?

Are you suggesting some kind of confederacy of dunces?

Doesn't it seem to be so?

How can this confederacy be stopped?

Could we just let them squabble among themselves?

Will we be lucky enough to see them destroy one another?

What if we told them it was a reality show and the winner got be president of Earth?

What do we do with the winner?

Would the loser be the real winner in this case?

Can they all be losers?

Would the winner of the loser olympics be automatically disqualified?

Is it like the Biggest Loser, where the biggest loser wins?

Who knew winning and losing could be so similar?

Are we not all winners?

Where is my medal then?

Do we all get medals for participation?

Do we all want to participate?

Wouldn't you consider someone with over 47,000 posts a participant on the Board?

Are we still talking about board participation?

Have you lost the thread of the conversation?

Where could you have lost the thread?

If I knew that wouldn't I be able to pick it up again?

Could you go back to the last time you had it?

Do you know when that was?

Can you save time in a bottle?

If you could, what would be the first thing you'd like to do?

Would putting time in a bottle be like having a genie in a lamp?

What would you wish for if you had a genie?

What if you were the genie in a bottle?

What if you were also claustrophobic?

Couldn't the genie make the inside of the bottle/lamp as big as it wanted to, like the TARDIS?

Wouldn't they want to be rubbed the right way?

Could you demonstrate the right way of rubbing?

Isn't this still a family-friendly part of the Legion World?

Why do you ask?

Could Myg have read some innuendo into your question?

Now why would Myg do that?

Could he have a mind that goes in that direction?

Should we allow him to keep going in that direction?

What if we changed the direction of the questioning?

Is South East a better direction for the questioning to head in?

What's in that direction?

What is our reference point?

Isn't it impolite to point?

What if I am giving someone directions?

Did Miss Manners advise that it's acceptable to point while giving directions?

Can we ask her to advise us?

Should we submit our request on Legion World stationery?

Do we have any left?

Can't we order more?

Doesn't asking for more get us into trouble?

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What if you're ALSO asking for trouble?

Who would be giving you all that trouble?

Isn't it the person reading innuendo into perfectly innocent remarks?

Do you consider trouble innocent?

What kind of trouble?

Do you really differentiate?

Isn't some trouble good for you to develop resilience?

Do you mean like a trouble vaccine?

Wouldn't that put the Trouble-Finder out of work?

Who answers the trouble alert anyway?

Shouldn't we, as super-heroes?

Aren't we just super-friends?

Can't we be both?

Is friendship more important than heroism?

If that's so, why don't friendships get celebrated more on talk shows?

Are talk shows all about the positive aspects of humanity?

Why else would they exist?

Can't they spread positivism instead of negativity?

Can you have one without the other?

What would be the consequences of only having one?

Would boredom be a big issue?

Does boredon make us strong?

Has it killed us?

Don't you know if you're still alive?

If we're just computer simulations, could we know we're not alive?

Could we be programmed to know?

Aren't the possibilities endless?

Would we ever be able to exhaust all of them?

If they are endless, could even an immortal exhaust the possibilities?

Are we certain they really are endless?

Why would Future say thy were endless if they weren't?

Could Future be mistaken?

Isn't that always a possibility with everyone?

Is there nobody who is always correct?

Would you believe my ex-husband believed he was always correct?

Is it true that a lot of spouses believe that?

Has there ever been one who was justified in that belief?

Could it be justified if one marries a spouse who does not think at all?

Who doesn't think?

Do vegetables think?

Doesn't Swamp Thing think?

Is he really a vegetable?

What else would he be?

Isn't he part amphibian?

Do amphibians consist of plant matter?

Wouldn't he be part of our daily allowance of leafy greens if we ate him?

Why did I take that as a double entendre when you asked that question?

Is it something about Myg?

Isn't it like Jessica Rabbit?

Is Myg like Jessica Rabbit?

Could it be possible that I'm just drawn that way?

Do you usually wear such a revealing gown?

Are Myg's breasts real?

How revealing is that gown?

Why are you all trying to look at my breasts?

Do you think it should be more revealing?

Can we reveal something other than Myg's breasts?

Are you ready for your big reveal?

Do people really want me to reveal myself?

Don't you think this is a safe place?

Isn't it supposed to be family friendly?

Friendly to which family?

Could it be equally friendly to all families?

Are all families equal?

In what way would you measure equality?

Isn't there an app for that yet?

What name would you give an app like that?

Would "Relativity" be a good name?

Isn't relativity a lovely idea?

Could you explain the idea to us?

Would you believe that I only use relativity in ethics now?

Is ethics ever not relative?

Would you believe that many ethicists are against relativism?

Is it easy to believe in anything these days?

Would you believe in the tooth fairy?

Can you give me evidence that the tooth fairy is real?

Can you prove that she's not?

Why didn't I get any many last time I lost a tooth?

Could your tooth fairy be broke?

Does she eat my teeth to survive?

If she ate your teeth to survive, wouldn't that be indicative that she's broke?

Is a koala broke just because they eat eucalyptus leaves?

Do you think koalas want to eat something else?

Could they be bored of eucalyptus?

Do you think Gordon Ramsey would consider cooking for koalas?

Would it be a test of culinary skill?

Wouldn't he make some chili crab over kale with garlic with a eucalyptus foam?

Do koalas eat crab?

Couldn't Gordon Ramsey substitute the crab?

With what?

What is that crab substitute in the grocery store made out of anyway?

Do you really want to know?

Why wouldn't I?

Are you sure?

Have you ever eaten it and thought it tasted like crab?

Is there only one crab substitute available?

Do we need a substitute for the substitute?

How many levels of substitution do we need?

Have you heard the expression, "Two is one and one is none?"

What if I haven't?

Can't you ask Fat Cramer to explain it to you?

Can she draw me a diagram?

Wouldn't it be quicker to look it up?

Google or Bing?

Duckduckgo or yahoo?

Is Duckduckgo the most recent search engine?

Have there been no other search engines developed in the past couple years?

Should we search for one?

Which search engine should we use for the search?

Can't we try them all?

Do you think this is like Pokemon?

Isn't trying different from catching?

Is it?

Is it not?

Is this Spaceopoly or a philosophy class?

Since I've never taken a philosophy class, how would you describe the difference?

Does anyone need to define how Spaceopoly is different from Philosophy?

Isn't the question the name of the game?

Is there a game called Philosophy?

Should you define "game" first?

Is there a different definition from the usual?

What does Merriam-Webster say?

Should we ask Merriam or should we ask Webster?

Have you not heard about couples who marry and hyphenate their last names?

Wouldn't they still be two people?

But wouldn't they have to agree on a published definition?

Would Merriam and Webster split up if they cannot agree?

Shouldn't they try to arbitrate first?

Who can arbitrate between them?

Would it be a conflict of interest for me to offer my services?

How interested are you?

Are you willing to pay my fee?

Do you have different fees for different services?

Wouldn't more difficult services require a higher fee?

Isn't it an hourly rate?

Should we pay Quis overtime?

When can I expect payment?

Have you complied with all employment requirements?

Wouldn't employment requirements depend on jurisdiction?

Which jurisdiction is Legion World under?

As you named me tyrant in another thread, wouldn't it be my jurisdiction?

Do you have a throne and a crown?

Is that all it takes to be a tyrant?

Is Quis not a naturally talented tyrant?

As I've only lived under a mother's tyranny, would I be the best judge?

Could you try to make an objective comparison?

Wouldn't it be easy to object to my comparisons?

Doesn't that depend on how weak your comparisons are?

Shall we start making analogies?

Have we finished making comparisons then?

Why can't we ever just say what we mean?

What do you mean by that?

How can I make myself clearer?

Could you explain it to me like I was a six year old?

Are you into role playing like that?

Like what, exactly?

Isn't acting like a 6 year old taking on a role?

Can it be a role in a commercial?

Is Quis an actor?

Could he not be?

How many of us on Legion World are actors?

Isn't there only one Actor Lad on Legion World?

Is there no one to support Actor Lad?

Should we start a GoFundMe for him?

Can we find a best supporting actor lad/lass?

Are you going to change your name to that?

Would I change my name if it wasn't my special unique Legion super power?

Could you not change it for aspirational reasons?

Is that in the Legion constitution?

Does the constitution regulate code names?

Who is our Legion constitution expert?

Would that be me?

Did you write the constitution?

Can't I be an expert without having written the darn thing?

Have you studied it extensively?

Does glancing at it while waiting for my double foam latte at Starbucks count as extensively?

What else do you do while waiting for your double foam latte at Starbucks?

Is Quis a hipster?

Would that affect our judgement of Quis?

Why would you judge Quis?

Quis is a lawyer. Isn't he used to judges?

Does anyone ever get used to judges?

Are we talking about Judge Dredd?

The comic book Judge Dredd or the Sylvester Stallone Judge Dredd?

Wasn't there another Judge Dredd movie?

Who starred in it?

Could it be someone who wants to remain anonymous?

Would that be because his acting would be compared to Sylvester Stallone's?

Would that be a good comparison?

Doesn't that depend on how well he acted?

Is that the only consideration?

Should we consider foot size?

Can we all agree on the artistic achievements of Sylvester Stallone?

Sylvester Stallone paints as well as acts?

Can you believe anyone can paint as well as he can act?

Have we ever seen Leonardo Da Vinci act?

Is he better than Leonardo DiCaprio?

Have the two ever acted together?

Acted as what?

Are you suggesting a conspiracy?

How many people make a conspiracy?

Do you want the legal definition?

Could you give it to us for free?

Will a free definition be as good as a one we pay for?

Can we appeal to Quis' pride in his work?

What make you think I have pride in my work?

Do you work only to eat?

Doesn't my landlord also want me to work?

Is your landlord that worried about your ability to pay rent?

Shouldn't I be that worried about my ability to pay the rent or should I just be focused on working to eat?

Which do you value more, shelter or food?

Doesn't that depend if there is a blizzard raging in freezing temperatures?

Are you really having to choose between shelter and food?

Are you going to eat that fry you dropped on the ground?

Has it been five mintutes, or is the rule five seconds?

Are rules not made to be broken?

Why bother having rules then?

How else to get the measure of right and wrong?

Is right and wrong constant?

Should we ask the Devil?

How shall we ask?

More to the point, should we expect an honest answer from the Father of Lies?

Doesn't everyone lie?

Are you lying now?

Has Myg given you a reason to doubt his honesty?

Why would my deceit have any bearing on whether all people lie?

Aren't you a subset of "all people"?

Does that make the rest of them (us) liars?

Are we really all liars just because we all lie or omit parts of the truth at times?

Is that a true statement?

Where do you go in your search for truth?

What if I want you to lie to me?

Well do you?

Would you believe me if I said "yes"?

Is there a reason to doubt your desire to be lied to?

What if I am a pathological liar who can't speak the truth?

Wouldn't we just accept what you say regardless?

Are you sure we would do that?

Why wouldn't you?

Why would we?

Wouldn't we have a certain amount of trust in Quis as a Time Trapper on this forum?

Do you think all the Time Trappers are trustworthy?

Wouldn't you know best?

Do you think I would tell you if some of us were not trustworthy?

Wouldn't you not tell Myg if you thought he was one of the untrustworthy ones?

If I thought he were untrustworthy, would I try to prevent him from becoming a Time Trapper?

Is keeping someone from making Time Trapper status within your powers?

If that were a power, wouldn't you have used your abilities to stop Ibby's rise to Trapper status?

Do you mean that if I don't have a particular power, no one else does either?

Have the Time Trapper's powers ever been clear?

Was it clear when the Trapper fought the Infinite Man?

Could you understand what was going on?

Did you find that story comprehensible at all?

Are you impugning my reading comprehension skills?

Was I referring to your comprehension?

Can I help it if I take things personally?

Maybe a therapist could help you with that?

Do you know a good therapist?

How many do you need?

Should I get one for each of my personalities?

Maybe you should get one for each of your major issues?

Will my insurance pay for that many therapists?

What kind of insurance do you have?

Do the nasty blackmail videos count?

Who is Quis blackmailing?

Who here would have skeletons in their closet?

Emmm, who HERE wouldn't?

Don't you believe that there are still some innocent LMBers here?

Or that some of us are very public already with our stuff?

Are you saying some of us are shameless hussies?

What is wrong with being a shameless hussy?

Is there anything wrong with it?

Isn't that my question just reworded?

Don't great minds think alike?

Then what is our excuse?

Could one of us be a copycat?

What makes you say that?

Could it be the malicious fairy in my ear, goading me into this?

You have a malicious fairy too?

Doesn't everybody?

Aren't some fairies kind?

But are those the type of fairies most people have?

How many types are there, besides the fairy princesses?

Could I be one?

Do you spread pixie dust around?

Are you sure that's what he is spreading around?

How do you tell the difference between pixie dust and fairy dust?

Do you want the extremely long and boring scientific explanation?

Do we look like experts on fairies?

Who is an expert on fairies?

How much is the median salary for fairy experts?

Why would salary matter?

Aren't we trying to hire one?

Wouldn't the ones making more than the median be more expert?

Isn't there a median number for these experts who are above the median?

Does this involve university-level math?

Can't you just look it up in the report?

Has the report been released yet?

Haven't you tried accessing it?

What it the web address for the report?

Can I send it to you via PM?

Is the report not for public consumption?

Don't we have to pay for it?

Aren't the best things in life free?

Does priceless mean free?

Couldn't that be one of the definitions of "priceless"?

Are there other definitions to consider?

Couldn't it also mean an incalculable amount?

Is that something even Brainiac 5 could not calculate?

Are you suggesting that Brainiac 5 is omnipotent?

Could it be that he is impotent instead?

Should we ask Kara Zor-el?

She preggers?

Which continuity are you asking about?

Which continuity matters most?

Where's the Continuity Judge?

Wouldn't the judge be gathering evidence?

What evidence is needed?

So is this a kangaroo court?

Aren't kangaroos interesting animals?

Have you ever seen one in real life?

Where else would they be but in zoos?

Have you looked in Australia?

Would I find kangaroos at mardi gras?

Isn't anything possible?

Isn't Mardi Gras wonderful?

Would it be as much fun without kangaroos?

Are kangaroos always fun?

Would we have to meet one in person to find out?

Can't you tell some people are fun without meeting them?

Like who for example?

Can you think of one?

Would I ask for an example if I knew one?

Can you think of anyone you've never met, who seems "fun?"

Will someone who seems "fun" necessarily be fun?

What is fun for you?

Would you believe puzzles are fun for me?

What kind of puzzles do you like best?

Have you ever heard of Cross-sum?

What is Cross-sum?

Can you image a hybrid of sudoku and a crossword puzzle?

Why did sudoku and crosswords have a baby?

Is that even physically possible?

Are they in love?

Do you have to be in love for making babies to be physically possible?

Should we take a census to find out?

Is this something we really have to know?

Could it not be important?

What can't be important?

What should we do with unimportant things?

Should we have a garage sale?

How much do you think we will make?

Isn't the main point of having a garage sale is to get rid of all your junk rather than make money?

Can't both be main purposes?

How many main purposes are you comfortable with?

Can't we leave it with just one main point?

Do you hate it when things get all pointy?

Don't you appreciate the multiple angles when it gets pointy?

Wouldn't you rather have curves?

Don't you think I prefer a hard body to curves?

Do you prefer hard things in general?

Does anyone really want a hard piece of bread?

What if you were really hungry and it was the only food around?

Would you agree that fasting can be good for your health?

What if someone fasts too long?

What if you have to take medicine that requires food?

Can you ingest it in another way?

Would you be thinking of topical creams?

Is that a like a mango flavored buttercream?

Do you like mangoes?

Don't mangoes remind you of childhood?

Did you know that as a child I hated fruits and vegetables?

Isn't that true of a lot of children?

Would mangoes be a good reminder of their childhoods?

Does it seem like only people in tropical locations grew up with mangoes?

Is it only children in the tropics who hate fruit?

Why would being reminded of fruit translate into hating it?

If your premise that children outside the tropics also have mangoes is true, does it not follow that children outside the tropics could also hate mangoes?

Who the heck would hate mangoes?

Shall I give you a list?

What would I do with it?

Couldn't you check it twice?

Could this be a mango revenge squad watch list?

Is there a mango revenge squad?

Who would they battle?

Mangoes?

Man goes where? (I assume you forgot to hit the space bar)

Could it be that your assumption is wrong?

Doesn't my assumption help keep the tread going?

Do you mean we are treading where angels fear to tread?

Would a bunch of atheists care where angels fear to treat?

Do atheists accept angel food cake as a treat?

Did you know that angel food cake was my favorite when I was growing up?

Did you like devil's food cake too?

Which one do you think is better?

Would I be a good judge since I rarely eat cake anymore?

Wouldn't that make you a better judge?

If he doesn't eat cake, how could he judge which is better?

Hasn't he eaten cake before?

Wouldn't I be out of date on trends in cakes?

Do you need to know the trends to identify which one is tastier?

Wouldn't someone who was up on these things be better-suited to judge?

Can I volunteer?

What are your qualifications?

Don't I know how to appreciate good food?

Do you?

Do I?

Was I being unclear?

Could you clarify?

Would that even help?

Why wouldn't it?

What if my clarification isn't that very clarifying?

Doesn't that seem like a good time to move on?

Where shall we move to?

Are we both going?

Can't we all go?

Can we all fit into the car?

Can we take a bus?

Do we have enough people going so that it makes sense to charter a bus?

How many people are in Legion World?

Doesn't the latest member have member number 1680?

Isn't 1680 people enough for a bus?

And don't we have a tesseract bus for all of us?

Wouldn't a TARDIS be more efficient?

Wouldn't we all love a TARDIS?

Can it bake a cake?

How many cakes can it bake?

What kinds of cakes would a TARDIS bake?

Have we even determined if it can bake a cake?

Is it smart enough to?

Is a bad sense of direction a sign of low intelligence?

Couldn't some smart people just get lost very easily?

Would we still call them "smart?"

Could they not be smart in other ways?

Do you mean like a rocket scientist that doesn't know how to drive a car?

Are you talking about Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory?

Is he the only rocket scientist who can't drive a car?

Could they all drive rockets instead?

Won't that make the roads more crowded?

Would you get out of the way of a rocket?

How much of a chance would you have to get out of the way of a speeding rocket (from Krypton or elsewhere)?

Does he have super-speed?

Are we still talking about the rocket scientist who can't drive?

Could it be he never learned to drive because he does not need to?

Does anybody really need to learn to play the violin?

Do you think learning the piano is more useful?

But can you play the piano in a marching band?

What about keyboards that you hang from your neck?

Are they really pianos?

Could someone with telekinesis or super strength play the piano in a marching band?

Couldn't they just use a mini-keyboard?

With his enormous fingers, would the Hulk be able to play a mini-keyboard?

Why would the Hulk want to play a mini-keyboard?

Could he be trying to join a band?

Is it an angry band?

Can you give me an example of an angry band?

Don't metal bands often portray themselves as angry?

Is metal a naturally angry thing?

Wouldn't you be angry if someone put you in a fire and than beat you into another shape?

Wouldn't you be happier if Cosmic Boy just molded you into the shape he wants?

Would you be happiest if he used his bare hands to do so while wearing the black bustier?

What if his hands were cold?

Could we buy him some mittens?

Can we also buy some for the three little kittens?

Do I look like a mitten charity?

Do you have something against kittens?

Do kittens really need and want mittens?

Wouldn't it be useful if they went somewhere really, really cold?

Wouldn't mittens be torturous to kittens?

Is that why the three little kittens lost theirs?

Wouldn't you try to escape from a tool of torture?

What harm have mittens caused you?

Did he get the mittens that were knit out of poison ivy vines?

Isn't the real torture what the kittens do to you when you try to put mittens on their paws?

Are you presuming to be bitten by a kitten in mittens?

Shall we add a muzzle to prevent that?

Couldn't we just put the kitten in another room?

What if the kitten really hates us and chases us in order to inflict plenty of pain?

Do you really think that if we weren't the source of the wet food, kittens would let us live?

Shall cats one day rule the world?

What can we do to stop them?

Should we ask dogs for help?

Have you ever read " The King, The Mice, and the Cheese "?

Couldn't the king have kept his cheese in the fridge and avoided that whole escalation of events?

Can all cheeses be refrigerated?

Should all cheeses be refrigerated?

Should people even eat cheese with its high saturated fat content?

Don't the health benefits outweigh the fat?

What are the health benefits of cheese?

Does it not give calcium?

Is that the only health benefit of cheese?

Shall we conduct research to find out?

Wouldn't you rather sit back on the couch, have some cheese & crackers with a glass of wine and listen to the rain?

Can I have cheese and crackers in front of a fireplace instead?

Won't the fire melt the cheese?

Do you think I should move farther away?

How far can you move?

Can Ibby use his car?

Does Ibby have a car?

Can you help me bring my car to the US?

Wouldn't a lawyer be useful for that?

Will any lawyer be more useful than Quis?

Do you want the whole list or just the top 500?

Aren't you being too humble?

Would 502nd really be all that bad?

Does it not depend on how long the entire list is?

How much memory does your computer have?

Does it seem senile to you?

Can computers become senile?

Can't anything, even code, break down over time?

Would it need a computer analyst or a psycho analyst?

Has artificial intelligence progressed to that point?

Wouldn't Hank Pym be a good advisor at this point?

Is he in his right mind now?

Wouldn't we have to read Marvel to know?

Who can volunteer to do that?

Who's not in the room right now?

Shall we message EDE, who has been quiet for quite a while?

Do we really have to tell him that he has volunteered?

If we don't tell him, how will he know?

Where would we find EDE?

Shall we look for someone wearing a green nelly cap?

Wouldn't going to the nearest calamity be easier?

Hasn't EDE mastered his powers by now?

Might it not be an intentional calamity?

What could EDE's motive be?

Can we assume that it is a good motive?

Is EDE not heroic?

Wouldn't that be why we would consider his motives to be good?

Could he have been hit by an evil ray, though?

Wasn't he vaccinated against evil rays?

What if EDE's arch-nemesis found a way around his vaccination?

Should we strengthen our immunization program?

Wouldn't capturing EDE's arch-nemesis achieve the same result?

What if EDE is the only one who can find the arch-nemesis?

Would this be one of those things where he feels he has to do it himself rather than accept our help?

Couldn't we secretly help him along the way, wearing a variety of cunning disguises?

What will be your cunning disguise?

How many cunning disguises will we need?

What if I cunningly disguise myself as you and you cunningly disguise yourself as me?

Wouldn't it be more useful to disguise ourselves as people EDE wouldn't immediately recognise?

Or are you more concerned about being able to fit into my tiny spacecraft?

Are you saying I'm fat?

Do you think that you are fat?

Could you define "fat"?

Do you mean "fat" as in "lard" or "Lard butt?"

Could we instead be talking about the kind of fat used for cooking?

Isn't lard the kind of fat used in cooking?

Is that its only use?

What do you and Blaze use it for?

Do you believe that we are both trying to eat healthy, and so do not cook with lard?

What about bacon grease?

Why does bacon need to be greased?

Would greasing it not make it's entry into the middle of a giant stack of burgers easier?

What if I don't want bacon on my hamburger?

Who are you and what have you done with Quis?

What do you mean? *eyes shift from side to side*

Do you think Alt+Quis knows we're tracking him, in our ingenious disguises, to find the real Quis?

Does Alt+Quis know Alt+Tab?

Do they even make Tab any more?

Doesn't Tab make you taba (the Filipino word for fat)?

Have you seen the studies where they show that people drinking diet drinks tend to drink more and thus become fatter than if they drank non-diet drinks?

Did anyone drink enough Tab to become taba?

Who here has drunk some Tab?

Do I win a prize if I confess?

Is it a false confession?

Why would someone lie about drinking Tab?

What do people think about people (the person?) who drank Tab?

Why would they be treated any differently?

Would you trust someone who said they drank Tab?

Are you referring to a serial killer who stalks people named Tab and liquefies them?

Is Tab from Trom?

Wouldn't Transmutin' Tab from Trom's survival undermine Jan's angst at being Trom's only survivor?

Would that really take that much away from Jan's story?

Didn't they end up rebooting Superman, in part, to get away from all the other survivors of Krypton?

How long was it until we got Supergirl and Krypto again?

Well do Kryptonian survivors take away from Kal-El?

Didn't DC think so?

Haven't DC gotten all precious about "Last Son of Krypton" in the past, only to realise there's a loophole in the text for other genders and pets?

Wouldn't Krypto also be a son of Krypton?

Wouldn't "Last Dog of Krypton" be a more interesting TV show?

Wouldn't you prefer reading about Krypto to reading about Superman?

Could he join the Canine Space Patrol too?

Shouldn't the Space Canine Patrol Agents get their own book?

Did you ever wonder how Kryptonian canines evolved to look so similar to Earth canines?

Do you know how many nights I laid awake pondering just that thing?

Isn't that a coincidence?

Do you believe in coincidences?

Aren't coincidences just clever plans we don't know about?

What do we call the plans that aren't very clever?

Aren't they known as coincidunces?

Do they go around wearing cone-shaped hats?

When was the last time you were forced to wear a cone-shaped hat?

Have I ever worn a cone-shaped hat?

If my dog has to wear one, is he a dunce?

Could he just be going to a party?

Could the vet be calling my dog a dunce when he puts the cone around his neck?

Does the poor dog know about the insult?

Wouldn't that be why my dog doesn't like the vet?

Has your dog ever bitten the vet?

What if I don't have a dog?

Would you like to train your cat to bite the vet?

Why would I want my cat to bite that handsome vet?

Is the vet also handsome and charming?

Don't you already have a boyfriend?

Am I asking for myself?

Doesn't Blaze have a boyfriend too?

What makes you think I am asking for him?

Who are you asking for?

Do I have to be asking for anyone?

Didn't you imply that you were asking on behalf of someone?

Can't I just be making conversation about a topic you initiated?

Did I start this thread?

What makes you ask that?

Could I just be obsessively asking questions?

Is there a cure for that?

Would I be posting here if there was?

Isn't asking questions useful in most people's lives?

But can't you ask too many questions?

How do you know when to stop?

Can you still ask questions when knocked unconscious?

Could a telepath do that?

Does anyone know any telepaths to experiment with?

Don't we have telepaths in the LMB?

Where, oh where could they be?

Will they come if we think hard enough?

Might they not prefer a formal invitation?

Can you draft one?

Don't you trust me to write a good invitation?

Aren't I asking you because I believe you can do it?

Couldn't you be asking because you don't want to be bothered?

Do you find it bothersome?

Aren't we talking about you?

Why can't we be talking about you?

When did I question Quis's capacity to write an invite?

Did I question his capacity?

Didn't you ask to see a draft first?

Don't you want to share it?

Doesn't a draft usually mean that you will be making corrections?

Do you generally do invitations correctly?

Have you known me to mess up an invitation?

Would you believe you've only invited me to a thread?

Doesn't that count?

Do threads count by themselves?

Aren't some already numbered?

Don't threads fray sometimes?

Are there any threads that you are afraid of?

Which are the most fearful ones?

Aren't all threads nice and friendly?

Even the Evil Genie thread?

Where is the Evil Genie thread?

Who are you going to kill on it?

Isn't that a shocking thing to ask?

Isn't killing part of the Nasty Genie thread?

Isn't it bad to not only play on the Nice Genie thread?

Would it be?

Is anything bad about a good genie?

Shouldn't we still be careful what we wish for?

Don't we really have to work for what we wish in order for the wish to come true?

DO people who win the lottery put in lots of work?

Does anyone know any lottery winners ?

Isn't it hard work to consistently buy a lottery ticket and fill it up until you win?

Doesn't that sound asinine?

Are those fighting words?

Why would I fight you?

Hasn't the use of the word "asinine" caused fights before?

Wouldn't it be great to fly to the Philippines to have a fight with you?

Couldn't we have a short mock fight just to use as an excuse for you to come here, then hit the beach for a week after?

Wouldn't that be lovely?

Shall we invite everyone to hit the beach with us?

Do you have enough sunscreen?

What SPF should we get?

Perhaps we should party on the beach all night and spend most of the day sleeping?

Can I call the top bunk?

Is there anything else you want to be on top of?

Does it matter who gets the top?

Don't some people find it easier to sleep on the top?

Might they be afraid of being piddled on while they sleep?

Should their roommates wear diapers while sleeping?

Doesn't that "Depends"?

Who wants to tell the person that they need adult diapers?

How about a doctor?

Is Gym'll available?

Does he have a good bedside manner?

Wouldn't you want to talk comic books with him?

Didn't Lightning Lord destroy much of his collection?

Would Lightning Lord be that evil?

Didn't you see him do that?

Couldn't have been a Durlan imposter?

How could the Durlan have mimicked lightning bolts?

Might there not be a device that could do it?

What was the name of that Durlan who was with Lightning Lord in the LSV?

Do you mean Chameleon Chief?

Is he also part of the Adult LSV or is he part of their younger contemporaries?

Would those two be the same Chameleon Chief?

Couldn't the future Chameleon Chief be some Durlan inspired by the first one?

How can one tell when dealing with Durlans?

Can Chameleon shed some light on this?

Can we be sure that it is Chameleon who we are asking?

Why would he lie?

Could he be lying to himself?

Has Chameleon ever undergone psychoanalysis?

Would Dr. Ryk'rr be a good therapist for him?

What is Dr. Ryk'rr's CV?

Does Chameleon's insurance include Dr. Ryk'rr in his network?

Don't RJ Brande and the Legion cover all medical bills?

Wouldn't that just make being a Legionnaire even MORE awesome?

Could it ever stop being awesome?

Would they still be awesome if Liefeld still owned the rights to the Awesome Comics name and in exchange got to draw the Legion?

Can we get a different option?

What's wrong with Liefeld?

What gave him away?

Would it be his most recent incursions in DC?

Could it be that his art is impossible to disguise?

Would anyone ask him to do the Legion?

Instead of disguising it, could you cover it up instead?

What would you cover up Liefeld art with?

Anything else?

You wouldn't want to use another Liefeld comic to cover up the first one would you?

Anything else except that?

Dead leaves?

Soiled newspapers?

Couldn't Durlans cover up *and* disguise such comics in shifts, that earns them credits and integrates them into the UP?

Are there enough such comics to generate sufficient demand?

How many Image comics of the '90s have you seen?

Would seeing a few comics be enough to allow me to estimate how many exist?

Isn't it more of a question of establishing that the use of Durlans is viable, rather than establishing how many exist in total?

Can't we think of a better use for Durlans?

Did you have anything particular in mind?

Isn't it a bit un-PC to think of a use for a sentient species?

Doesn't everyone have to start somewhere?

Start offending people everywhere, you mean?

Isn't it logical to plan for the potential uses of interacting with various species?

Do you have utilitarian designs for all species?

Don't you often hear that apparently we're all part of some plan form a "higher" being?

Can we even begin to understand those plans?

Aren't there any blueprints?

Can you decipher them?

Are you saying that Thoth is a higher being?

Is it too hard to believe?

Why do we think Thoth is high?

Could it be something he said?

Why doesn't Thoth share his drugs?

Could they be prescribed specifically for him?

Why can't you get your own?

Do we want to get as high as you are?

Doesn't that sound a little judgmental?

Why would calling thoth high be judgmental?

Isn't it more judgmental to ask if we want to be that high?

Why is that judgmental?

Do you really have to ask?

Would I ask if I knew?

Don't you ask an awful lot of questions?

Isn't that the point of this thread, and don't you ask more than I do?

Don't you have more posts than anyone?

Are that many of my posts questions?

Would someone like to go through all 49,000+ of them?

Who has that much time?

Will you get more time to play with when you reach Quintuple Trapper?

There is a Quintuple Trapper level?

Won't he be spending more time cleaning up the messes of the Quadruple Trapper?

Is the other Quadruple Trapper the reason why there is always a mess in the bathroom?

Eeeeewww is everything quadrupled?

Do you mean, including the smell?

Do you have quadruple the normal number of windows?

Could we also get quadruple the number of air fresheners?

With so many air fresheners, could you make them into a mobile?

Should we make the Triple Trappers pay for the extra air fresheners?

Why not, aren't there enough of them that it won't be too expensive for each?

Isn't it always better to make the other guy pay?

Isn't sharing caring?

Where have I heard that before?

Did someone share it with you?

Was it you who shared it with me?

Isn't it great how sharing Ibby is?

Do you think he will share $100.00 with me?

Doesn't he move into a higher pay grade when he gets to Quintuple Trapper?

Do I also get additional perks?

What do you have in mind?

What about the perk to grant other people perks?

Isn't that the 1322 Djinn Clause?

Does that clause ever run out?

Should we trim that clause?

Would you like to shave it as well?

Can I shave you instead?

What part of me would you like to shave?

What part would you like me to shave?

Do you want to shave everything?

Does that include shaving Blaze too?

Can you handle both of us?

Should I tie one or both of you down?

Will there be blindfolds involved?

Is this thread still safe for children?

Can we use blindfolds to play pin the tail on the donkey?

Which tail are we pinning?

Does a donkey have more than one tail?

Has its DNA been modified?

Could it be a clone?

Wouldn't the clone still have to have its DNA modified in order to have two tails?

Could it be a modified clone?

Wouldn't it then just be a derivative?

Should we expect clones to be more original?

Has the clone trope gotten derivative?

Isn't is only a derivative Donkey clone if it has Spider related powers as well as two tails?

What do you call a cross between a spider and a donkey?

I'm more concerned if it's a cross Spikey/Donder! Yikes!

Where was the question in that?

Do you mean the line that was supposed to be "Isn't it more of a concern if it's a cross Spikey/Donder?"

What sorcery is that?

Wouldn't Circe be a sorceress to ask about combining creatures?

Does Circe combine creatures in addition to transforming them?

Since I thought you might ask that, I was wondering if you thought it was possible if she could have expanded her powers down the centuries?

How old is she, anyway?

When was the Odyssey written?

Wasn't it spoken first?

Who said it?

Wasn't it Yakkityyakkitus of Sparta?

Doesn't he ever stop talking?

Didn't Jan turn the air around him into knockout gas once, yet he still kept talking?

What happened then?

Would you like to wait until I find the issue in question?

Couldn't you just give a summary now?

Why is it always take, take, take with you?

Aren't I worth giving everything to?

Do you want my cold?

Should I add my headache to the list of things we are giving thoth?

Do I get your brain in a jar, if you're giving me your headache?

Where do you put a brain in a jar?

Can I just transfer the pain to you, like what the Legion did to save Jeckie from the Pain Plague?

What issue was that in?

Would you wait while I check the issue number?

How long will it take you?

How anxious do you want thoth to get?

Can't you see I'm really keen to know?

If I told you that it happened in Superboy v.1 #209, would you go out and buy that issue?

Can I just lend Thoth my copy of it?

Wouldn't you want to see if I already own it?

Why don't you tell us if you have it?

Does thoth enjoy being a tease?

Is it his nature or does he have to practice?

Do you have any natural talents that you'd like to share?

Are you planning to borrow my talents?

Do I need to get a sort of library card, if I want to borrow your talents?

Can't we digitize the process?

Has a talent lending library ever existed?

Wouldn't that be a wonderful invention?

Have you secured the patent yet?

If I wanted to read up on how to secure a patent for a talent lending library, would I need a library card first?

Wouldn't visiting a library be useful in understanding the competition?

Would they let me take books away?

Are you going to bring them back?

If he does not, what will happen?

Don't most libraries charge a fine?

How much of a fine will be charged here?

What would be a reasonable amount to pay for fines?

Should we base the fines on the length of the delay?

Would it be better to save up and buy the books, in case my forgetful fine is more than I can afford?

Do you have enough storage space for all those books?

Is it available by e-book?

How many books do I need?

How knowledgeable do you want to be?

Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac

How knowledgeable do you want to be?

Could I start with moderate corporate success and still move up to world domination, or should I just go with taking everything over right from the start?

Do you feel that you are ready to control everything right now?

Is thoth also a control freak?

Do you consider that to be a bad thing in a person?

Would you think it was a good thing to be controlled by someone else?

Are you asking to have total control over me?

Could I ask that after welcoming you back to posting?

What kind of welcome would it be if you were mind-controlled right away?

Wouldn't it be any kind of welcome I wanted?

Would you do unto others what you don't want to be done to yourself?

Do others have mind control?

Could they be hiding it from you?

Could the idea that I've got mind control abilities, actually have been planted there by people with mind control abilities?

Do you need to have mind control powers to plant suggestible ideas into someone's head?

Isn't it easier or do you have a better suggestion?

How suggestive is your suggestion?

Can't I just bluster my way through, following the world's political leaders?

Don't you want to make a positive change instead?

What positive change does one make in regards to mind control?

What if you did a Zatanna and made villains less villainous?

Why stop at less villainous and make them completely good?

What does a completely good person do?

Doesn't one dress up like a bat and fight crime?

Is giving people crippling injuries a good thing?

Isn't that better than killing them?

But are either particularly good things to be doing?

Are you asking if there is an objective "good"?

Is there an objective definition of an objective good?

Wouldn't we know when we see it?

Could we see it objectively?

Who can say that it is objective?

So, are you saying that's it really is impossible for anyone to provide an objective plan to determine what's objectively good?

Isn't it exceedingly rare to find a person who is truly objective?

Is there anyone like that at all?

What are the chances that there would be one person like that among the seven billion currently alive?

Were there ever any in generations no longer with us?

Would you like to compute the statistical probability of that?

Are you mistaking me for Tharok?

Do you have an app for every occasion?

Don't you think I'm an 'appening kind of guy?

Oi, are you Cockney?

What if he is?

Would you adam and eve it if I was?

Will you be Eve?

Actually, doesn't that rhyming slang get shortened to "Adam"?

Were you aware that there are variations in rhyming slang?

Can you tell me about some of the variations?

Would you like to hear about the variations in old, modern, foreign, mockney, alien or multiversal first?

Shall we ask thoth to lecture us?

Do you think other might be interest in such a lecture?

Could you get a consensus from the rest of Legion World and get back to me?

How should I reach you?

Could you PM me please?

Does it have to be in private?

Could you liaise with Quislet to see if there's a consensus on Legion World between having a consensus conducted publically or privately please?

Shall I send you our decision via memo?

Do we have a memo service that runs in parallel with personal messaging?

Why would you need both?

Couldn't using both reach a wider audience?

If we have a wider audience, won't the size of the room need to change as well?

Could we hold the meeting inside a TARDIS so the size doesn't matter?

How come River Song never got her own TARDIS?

Wasn't she transported by Plot Device?

Who is this Plot Device?

Could it be the Spectre?

Where's Bond now?

Is he off being a plot device?

Where does one go to be a plot device?

Doesn't being a popular comic book character automatically turn one into a plot device?

Don't poor writers use it as a way to illogically move their characters through a story?

Should all writers study critical thinking?

Don't you think that forcing all writers down the same path will lead to less creative work?

How wide is the path?

Are you from the yellow brick company?

Do you really represent the lollipop guild?

Are you looking for a welcome?

Can you at least acknowledge my presence?

Did anyone hear something just then?

If a quislet speaks and no one is listening, does it really exist?

Is the conversation turning philosophical?

Would you rather it turn Japanese?

Do you have a touch of the Vapors?

Can vapors touch?

Is Vapor Man your favorite member of the Galaxy Trio?

Who were the other two?

Wasn't Gravity Girl one?

Can you remember the last one?

Couldn't we google it?

If you google it, does he only really exist according to goggle?

Is goggle a competitor to google?

Doesn't Google sell goggles?

If we have to go through dozens of search engines, will we end up goggle eyed?

Or will we just be reduced to giggles?

Does that lead to hiccups?

What do you find to be the most effective cure for hiccups?

Wouldn't arsenic cure them permanently?

Wouldn't you need to wear lace as well?

How old is the lace?

Doesn't it have to be a few generations old?

What is up with the older generations?

Isn't it mainly daisies and the pushing of them?

What happened to the pie maker?

What happened to the daisies?

Are we talking about Daisy Duck and her clones?