Legion World
Isn't it amazing that we have reached 15 of these threads?
What does that say about our attention span?
What were we talking about again?
Who are you people again?
Does your profile contain a clue?
Does this confirm that we're all bots and that the posts are just made automatically?
Do you feel like a bot?
Is it better to have been a bot than to never have bot at all?
What do you think a bot that?
Are bot friends electric?
Aren't some solar?
Do solar powered items absorb energy from the sun and convert that energy into electricity...or do they all contain miniature suns, each a threat to the solar system, and convert that energy into electricity?
Is it really safe to do the Electric Slide?
Are line dances ever safe?
Could you line dance in a safe?
Why would you want to line dance in a safe?
Maybe it was an attempt at humorous word play?
Isn't it always good to clarify in case someone doesn't get the joke?
Do you want to hear a good joke?
Will I have to pay for it?
Don't you have to pay to hear all good comedians?
What if I am a bad comedian with one good joke?
Could you use the money you get for the first joke to hire writers for others?
And give up my gold-plated toilet?
Is your one good joke about a gold plated toilet?
Have you heard the one about the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
How does the rest of it go?
Would you like to know?
Are you trying out new material with your audience one line at a time?
Isn't Quis great at making us want more?
Am I really the only one that wants to hear the damn joke?
If it's a good joke will you still say "damn"?
Does the punchline "One is a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish." make you say "damn"?
Is it a good "damn" or a bad "damn"?
Is that an old joke?
How old a joke do you think it is?
Why do jokes get old if they are still funny?
Isn't it more in the number of times a person has heard it, rather than the age of the joke that would affect humour value?
What is actual effect of humor on the body, medically speaking?
DO you want the word of a non-doctor?
Isn't that just as good as the word of a profession that spent centuries insisting on not washing their hands, blood letting and leeches?
Do you think leeches got a bad rap from the practice?
Wasn't their reputation caused by their own blood sucking tendencies?
If vampires are romanticized, then why aren't leeches?
Aren't there professions that are popularly said to consist of blood sucking leeches?
Is being a vampire a profession?
What does that make a universal donor?
Generous?
How can I respond to a one word question?
Try?
Attempt?
Are you attempting to annoy me?
Why?
Why not?
If not, then why?
Why would we want to annoy someone so nice like Quislet?
Who said we were wanting to annoying Quislet?
Would the person who said that dare confess?
Will an amnesty be granted?
Amnesty from what punishment?
How strict are you planning to be?
Am I suppose to devise the punishment?
Are you the injured party?
Seeing as I was the one to ask if you were trying to annoy me, wouldn't I be the party to be punished?
Have we veered into an area of someone now asking for punishment?
Is annoyance a tort?
What's the difference between a tart and a torte?
Could it be 1 cup of sugar?
Could we use a sugar substitute?
If a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, does a cup full help to cure leprosy?
But wouldn't that just make everyone you cured of leprosy a diabetic?
Is diabetes easier to manage than leprosy?
Should we go to Molokai, Hawaii to find out?
Are we going on a very Brady Hawaii vacation without cousin Oliver?
Why would we ever want to leave Cousin Oliver behind?
Could we send him ahead and hope he gets lost?
Will we miss him at all if he does?
Miss who?
Shouldn't that be Ms. Who?
Would it be offensive if we asked if that should be Ms. or Mrs.?
Are we sure we're talking about a female?
Should we check her birth certificate to be sure?
What if she is transgendered and her state does not allow changes on the birth certificate?
Should we start a petition against her state's legislature?
In what state is her legislature in?
Is it just a state of mind?
Are you suggesting we're in a holographic universe?
Could we be in something like the Matrix?
Do we all agree that being stuck in the Matrix of the second or third film would be much worse than the one in the first?
What if I have not seen any of the Matrix films?
Could you make a judgment by looking them up on Wikipedia?
Is Wikipedia a good substitute for actually seeing the films?
Would it depend on your attention span?
Excuse me, what were we talking about?
Could you just take our word for it Quis, to spare you having to see either the second or third film?
I'm confused, where are we?
Doesn't your GPS work?
Where were you last?
Why does this look familiar?
Are you having deja vu?
Why have I heard of deja vu before?
Isn't it a somewhat common thing?
Is deja vu as common as salt?
Is deja vu as necessary to our existence as salt?
Is the secret to life salt?
Is salt really a secret?
What kind of salt holds the secret of life?
Isn't "old salt" an adjective for a wise person?
Is that to do with sea faring communities where they would expect an older person's skin to have been exposed to more salt air?
Is that why spas give sea salt scrubs?
Is that why we have caramel and sea salt ice cream?
Is that why you add a little salt to something you are making that is sweet?
Do people have more complicated taste in food now?
Should heat be considered one of the tastes?
Is it different from spiciness?
Could it sometimes be different and sometimes not?
Does it depend on who is doing the tasting?
Are we going to a tasting?
What kind of food would you like to taste?
Will they be either savory or sweet foods to taste?
Which of the two would you prefer?
Is it wrong to prefer savory over sweet?
Why would it be wrong?
Isn't it a little awkward to explain your own tastes if everyone around you has, say, a sweet tooth?
Are your teeth really candy corn?
Did you try tasting them?
How can I prevent them form dissolving into sugary mush?
Have you tried freezing them first?
Can we call you Gum Lad if they do?
Mumf mudd moo mu mat?
Isn't this better?
Mow mad musss mit mas mime?
Is that you Scooby?
Zoinks, is that the creature?
Will I get a Scooby snack if I answer?
Do you think you deserve a Scooby snack if you answer?
Are you talking about the slang "Scooby Snack"?
What is it slang for?
Have you tried looking it up in the Urban Dictionary?
Do you think I should?
Don't you want to educate yourself?
What is the purpose of education?
Isn't it to increase our knowledge of the world around us?
Why are you not aware of the world around you already?
Would you believe that I am in a sensory deprivation tank?
Glub, glub, glub-glub?
Could you repeat that?
Are you still in the deprivation tank?
Are you depraved?
Is that how they punish depraved people?
Is it a fresh or salt water punishment tank?
Will salt water make the punishment harsher?
Can you drink salt water?
Could you drink it but not in a safe way?
Have you ever tried?
Does getting surprised by a wave at the beach and getting a mouthful of salt water count as trying?
Why wouldn't it?
Does that mean you have actually drank fish pee?
Who said I swallowed?
Did you make sure to spit it out?
Or did you just gag it up?
Would that not hurt your throat?
Does that require practice?
Who would you ask for training?
Can we get back to the difference between "deprivation" and "depravation" or was that a Freudian on jfposey?
Have we invented a new word?
How did I get blamed for the way this conversation turned?
Could we not be praising you instead?
Is this damning with faint praise?
Can you damn with strong praise?
Isn't pride a deadly sin?
Shouldn't it just be a sin to have excessive pride ?
How would one go about exorcising pride?
Could you confirm if you want a priest for an exorcism or a fitbit for some exercising of your pride?
Must puns invade this thread too?
Have they been made to feel unwelcome enough that they have to invade?
If they are all Thoth puns, do we classify it as a "British Invasion"?
Can we call it "Thoth Mania?"
Or maybe a "Thoth Mothra" attack?
Thoth is a moth?
Is that why he's hanging around that light bulb?
Is that also him screaming in pain?
Could those be Thoth's screams of ecstasy?
Why do you think I would know what thoth's screams of ecstasy sound like?
How badly does Myg want to find out what thoth's screams of ecstasy sound like?
What is he offering me to show him?
Will you give him a discount?
How big a discount should I give?
How badly do you want his business?
Is Thoth's screams of ecstasy still big business if he has to offer discounts?
Could Myg be his only customer?
After so much feverish internet buzz, how is that possible?
Am I not ecstatic that cleome has revived this thread?
If this thread is back from the dead, is it a zombie thread?
What is the typical mid-season replacement for the zombie shows?
Did thoth's screams of ecstasy and Myg's accompanying applause cause this thread to rise?
Could I clap any louder?
What kind of clapping are you doing?
Could it be this kind?

Are seals just cute water dogs?
Would you want one as a pet?
Can they guard the house against intruders?
Are you that worried about intruders?
What kind of intruder is a cute baby seal going to protect against?
An evil fish bent on ruling the world?
Why would a fish be bent on ruling the world?
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Did you make that for dinner?
Do you want some?
What if I don't want fish?
How about half my turkey sandwich instead?
Wouldn't it be lovely to split a sandwich with you?
Do you want the inside or outside half? (old Jughead joke when he gave Archie the "outside" half of a pizza)
Do you know there's really even a pizza there, until you open the box?
[opens box, sees only a cat with tomato-'n-cheese breath, snoring noisily]

Didn't I tell you it was a bad idea to order pizza from Schrödinger's again?
Did Schrodinger's cat eat the pizza?
Can you get mouse and bird toppings on Pizza?
How would you like your Tweety?
Could I have it in a cartoon please?
What kind of cartoon?
Are there different kinds of cartoons?
Are you looking for a comprehensive list or maybe just a few famous examples?
Do I have time to go through a comprehensive list?
What else did you plan on getting done today?
Could you plan on watching some cartoons and let us know if there's different types?
Can it wait until after dinner?
What time is dinner?
Isn't it sometime after lunch, but before supper?
Is it irresponsible to eat both a giant breakfast and dinner in order to skip lunch and thus get more work posting done?
Is it posting to a renowned of space, nifty keen forum like Legion World?
Isn't Legion World the absolute best message board?
What could possibly top it?
Isn't it impossible to do so?
What would make the Legion World better?
Or if that's impossible, what would make Legion World butter?
Wouldn't it be hard to post on a message board made of butter?
Could it not make butter as opposed to being made of butter?
What if it was I Can't Believe It's Not Butter instead of butter but instead it really did not taste like butter, then would it still be I Can't Believe It's Not Butter since you could believe it's not butter?
Does anyone remember margarine?
Doesn't margarine still exist?
When was the last time you used it?
What if I can't remember?
Do you think you should write notes for yourself to remember things?
Where can I place the notes so I don't forget to go back and read them?
Don't you hate making "to do" lists that you can't find?
Is a tack or a staple best when attaching a to do list to a forehead, to prevent it being lost?
Can't we just tie strings to our fingers?
Do you remember where the string is?
Isn't there a piece on your finger?
Which finger?
How many do you have?
Doesn't that depend on which form I'm taking?
How many forms do you have?
Would you like to fill them all in for me?
Are we still talking about forms?
Have you completed the form?
What form is the Jello supposed to completely set in?
Would it be a Legion World mold?
Does mold grow on Legion World?
Did someone leave some food out?
Why is the mission monitor board covered with moldy Jello?
Where has our janitor been?
Could he have had more important things going on?
What could be more important than cleaning moldy jello off the mission monitoring board?
Does our protocol require checking to see if it's a sentient lifeform first?
What should we do if it is?
Does it eat miniature marshmallows?
Will the marshmallows make it better?
Do marshmallows make anything better?
Would marshmallows make dog poop better?
Do marshmallows dissolve dog poop?
Could Brainy take on this question after he finally resolves the whole cockroach issue?
What cockroach issue?
Don't cockroaches have the power to cloud people's minds and make them forget about issues?
Does the effect happen when they cause people to run around screaming in fear trying to get away?
Are cockroaches that scary?
Would you like to run an experiment to see?
Is experimenting on innocent cockroaches considered animal cruelty?
Should we ask people who don't hate cockroaches?
Why do you assume that I hate cockroaches?
Could you articulate your feelings on cockroaches for us?
Isn't it cool that the word articulate can apply to both the quality of speech and the flexibility of either animate or inanimate objects?
Just how flexible are cockroaches?
Can't they squish into a lot of tiny spaces?
Could a cockroach be considered to be a very portable pet?
Where would you like to bring your cockroach?
Do you need to bring your cockroach since there are cockroaches everywhere?
Are there cockroaches at the South Pole?
Can we go check?
If we also go to the North Pole would we be on a bi-polar expedition?
Are you coming out bi?
Isn't my life an open book?
Who wrote the Book Of Love?
Does your life have a contents page, so we can skim it?
Who did the index to your life?
Do I have a life?
What would you trade for a life?
How about a dozen hard tacos and a large ginger beer with real sugar?
Aren't tacos so amazing they are worth a life?
Whose life will you give up for tacos?
Could I pick the President-Elect?
Is there another taco truck joke in here somewhere?
Wouldn't we all want a taco truck up the street?
Could I have a taco truck on the next block and a Hum Bao truck on this one?
Would I be completely jealous of you if that was your neighborhood?
Who else lives in the neighborhood?
Wasn't Jesus once asked 'Who is my Neighbor?'?
Is Christianity in fact founded on only answering questions with more questions?
Does any religion provide any sort of real answer?
What is the Question?
Can we have more than one?
It's a little early for Passover, isn't it?
What does Marketing say about starting Passover sales?
What does one buy in a passover sale?
What happens to the items in a passover sale that are not bought (aka passed over)?
Are they used in religious rituals?
Are irregular sized pants used in religious rituals?
Would anyone notice if the pope wore them under his robes?
Would they get in the way of the elaborate codpiece he already wears under there?
Are you sure that that is a codpiece?
What else could it be?
So are you saying the the Pope is in reality Codpiece?

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Is that laser codpiece firing prematurely?
Is he just happy to see us?
Is it theft to post the pic in the Tharok thread right after? tease
Would you thieve a codpiece ?
Doesn't that depend on how valuable the codpiece is?
Is value determined by what a codpiece holds or how it's made?
Aren't you forgetting the material used?
What material would that be?
Would you prefer the solid gold codpiece or the solid silver codpiece?
Should a codpiece be made from cod with fish scales?
Wouldn't that be a bit smelly after a while?
Is that we're the old adage if it smells like fish...comes from?
Who knows where any adage comes from?
Shall we hop in a time bubble and find out?
Do we have enough clothespins or pomanders in case the smell of the past gets to be too much? urk
Do clothespins on the nose really block out odors?
Shall we try it out?
Won't it hurt too much?
So you two are, what going to see the Marquis De Sade first to find out?
Do we really need to bother the Marquis?
Would he really be bothered by visitors from the future?
Did he have any strong opinions about the veracity of time travel?
Did he seemed bothered in his appearance in The Invisibles comics?
What if I've never read that comic?
Do you not like Grant Morrison?
Is he related to Jim Morrison too?
Should we check on Ancestry.com?
What does a subscription cost per year?
Is there a premium option?
Does that give you better ancestors?
Are you suggesting there's something wrong with my ancestors?
Doesn't every family have a few thieves, scoundrels, and ne'er-do-wells somewhere in its history?
Do they also have to have sheep, in order to have a black sheep of the family?
Did you watch Baa Baa Black Sheep starring Robert Conrad too?
Is that really answering that question or is it a non sequitur?
Are we judging people for non-sequiturs?
Don't you know that I try not to judge people?
Should we suspend our write-in drive to get you that Judgeship then?
Do you really think Donald Trump would nominate me to take Justice Scalia's seat?
Wouldn't that be awesome?
What would Justice Quislet do?
What wouldn't Quislet Justice do?
What checks and balances would be in place for a Quislet Justice that would do anything?
If we have the checks and the balances, then why can't we figure out the budget?
Isn't math too hard?
What would make math soft?
Could the water softener Calgon work on math?
Is Calgron really an ancient Chinese secret?
Wouldn't an abacus actually make harder?
Isn't an abacus really helpful once you know how to use it?
How many Legion Worlders use an abacus?
Would the fact that we are on a computer message board skew that number?
Do you always come to message boards with a skewer in case numbers show up?
Did you remember to presoak the skewer so it won't burn on the message board?
What is the best thing to pre-soak a skewer in?
Didn't you see me presoak mine in sriracha?
Would you prefer to soak in sriracha?
How did you know?
Have you looked deeply into my crystal ball?
Which one is the crystal one?
Is it the left or right?
Can't they both be crystal?
Do you know something about balls that we don't?
Do I look like a ball expert?
Is there a right answer here?
Do we need a right answer or will any answer do?
If it is not the right answer, does that make it the left answer?
What has Crystal Kid been up to?
Has Crystal Kid left the building?
Does the Crystal Kid plan a revisit to the building?
Does Crystal Kid live in the Crystal Palace ?
Wasn't that taken down more than a century ago?
Won't Crystal Kid not be around until centuries from now?
Doesn't he have access to a Time Bubble?
Does anyone who's ever been in the Legion have access to a Time Bubble?
Why am I now humming "Tiny Bubbles"?
Are you a time traveller from Imsk?
Does Imsk have a large enough population to have time travelers?
Why would height be related to time travel?
Don't you have to be tall enough to reach the controls?
Couldn't they use a step-stool?
Have you ever seen a step-stool in the tardis?
Doesn't the Doctor have one of those bookcase ladders?
Is the pool in the Tardis Olympic sized?
Were you swimming the last time you were in the Tardis?
Is it swimming through time when you are doing your laps on the Tardis?
Have you tried swimming through the timestream?
Why is it a timestream and not a timeriver?
Could it have been narrowed by a seasonal accumulation of time paradoxes?
A time drought in other words?
Who would notice a drought in time?
Does a drought in time mean no rain?
Is "drought" exclusively about rain or can it be used for other things like a single person who has not had a date in a long time?
If I have a draught beer does that actually mean I ended my draught?
Did you bring enough for the rest of us?
Can I have some?
May I see your ID sir?
What does IB's ID tell you?
Wouldn't it just say TIME TRAPPER for age??
Is "Time Trapper" an age or an honorific?
Could it be an age if the Trapper is ageless?
Wouldn't ageless mean that there is no age?
Wouldn't being ageless be nice?
If you are ageless, would you ever have a birthday party?
Are you into birthday parties?
Will you bring me a nice present?
What if I gave you a mean present?
Can you give me an example of a mean present?
Would coal count?
Isn't coal just an unrefined diamond?
Or is a diamond just coal under pressure?
Why does coal feel so much stress anyway?
Should coal try to meditate?
Does that lead coal to enlightenment?
Should we ask Kole how that worked for her?
Given her current state, can Kole respond to our questions?
Do you think she won't respond because she's two-dimensional?
How does a two-dimensional conversation work?
Wouldn't it be a bit one sided?
What do you call a shape with only one side?
How do you call a one sided shape anyways?
Is it even a proper shape?
Are you being shapist?
Since when do shapes worry about propriety?
Have we become too one dimensional?
Are you saying that I am shallow?
Is there depth to your shallowness?
How deep do you have to go before it is no longer shallow?
Couldn't you be deep in a different direction?
Is it better to be deep to the North or to the South?
Can you not be deep in either the East or West as well?
Why is there only one direction?
Don't we already have enough threads devoted to music?
Is music really the international language?
Are you confusing music with love?
Are you confusing music with math?
Are you saying that math and love are the same thing?
Is a love of math necessary to understand music?
What if I am tone deaf?
Would that affect your capacity for calculus?
How many mathematicians are tone deaf?
Should we contact the various mathematicians societies around the world and ask them?
Are you volunteering for that?
How soon do you need to have all the answers?
How soon is now?
Should we ask this charming man?
You mean quiz Quis?
Would you consider Quis charming?
Have I not impressed you with my charms?
Are your charms made with marshmallows?
Are marshmallows magical?
Shall we go down the Road & ask Rocky?
Don't Ben & jerry's provide more option than Rocky Road?
Are too many options confusing?
Don't some people thrive on having many options?
Could a person really choose if they have an infinity of options?
Wouldn't you rather have infinite options than limited ones?
Can Baskin Robbins be open 24/7 in order to make my choice truly unlimited?
Would you like to try every flavor?
When you finished, would you need to have a second round to ensure you choose correctly?
Who's footing the bill for all this important testing?
Couldn't we do this on Free Ice Cream Day?
Isn't Free Ice Cream Day where we protest unfairly imprisoned ice cream and take them from their cells?
Do we celebrate their freedom with cake and ice cream?
Can we add pizza and tacos to that?
What if I don't like pizza or tacos?
Can't you just give them to me?
What would I eat then?
Won't you eat the cake and ice cream?
Do ice cream sandwiches count as both ice cream and cake?
Isn't that a bit of a cheat?
Should we prohibit these innovative new products?
Do you know how long ice cream sandwiches have been around?
Can we do some research to find out?
Should we check the production dates on the sandwiches or just do a taste test?
How many can we taste in the test?
After that, do we have time for Baked Alaskas?
Does "Baked Alaska" sound like the name of a marijuana farm in Juneau?
How did you know about Legion World's marijuana farm in Juneau?
Didn't you see the full page ad that Pov placed in the New York Times?
Should we head to Juneau to smoke it?
Would that be on flight 420?
Are there any other flights we can choose?
Do you not get the reference?
Which reference?
Does anyone still use the reference section in their library?
Would the library have information on Flight 420?
Do we all have to check our local library or would one person checking a library do?
Oh, oh, can I be the one to go to the library?
Can someone go with you?
Do I really need a chaperone?
Don't we all need a little help now and then?
Do you need a little help from your friends?
Would your friends help with anything?
Is a little help from your friends really enough to get by?
Would it change things if the little help came from your friend Bill Gates?
Does Bill know how many friends he has?
Do you count Facebook friends in that number?
Why does it always come back to Facebook? sigh
Does that mean facebook has completely succeeded if everything is linked to it?
Can I just go sit in the corner and cry while the rest of you keep this thread going?
Wouldn't the thread lose it's appeal without you being involved?
Why would we even have a thread without you?
Has Cleome provoked an existential crisis for this thread?
Are you saying cleome is an agent provocateur?
Who's for a freshly-lit Molotov?
Does anyone else like moscow mules?
Are they as good for long travels as Baja Burros?
Could I have a Beijing Burro instead?
What about a Shanghai Surprise?
Didn't Sean Penn suffer long enough for that film?
Was Madonna in that one?
Why was Madonna in that one?
Isn't that where they fell in love?
With who?
Could they surprisingly have fallen in love with Shanghai?
But did Shanghai reciprocate?
Doesn't Shanghai seem like the kind of lover that's only here to go?
What do you mean by that?
Did Shanghai move and sneakily rename itself without anyone noticing, to avoid stalkers Penn and Madonna?
Wouldn't that be completely understandable given how annoying and over-hyped they both are?
Did they want to adopt Shanghai?
Is Angelina Jolie aware they are adopting Shanghai before she can?
Can Brad Pitt adopt me?
How badly do you want to be near Brad Pitt?
Is it bad to want to be near Brad Pitt?
Doesn't it depend on what you want to do when you're near him?
Can't I just be near him or do I have to do something?
Wouldn't that depend on the adoption circumstances?
Is that straying into Woody Allen territory?
Who strays into Woody Allen territory besides film students?
After they stray in, do they run out?
So Allen is like the faulty Roach Motel of filmmakers then?
Should I call in the Orkin Man?
Are there other ways of dealing with roaches like Woody Allen?
Can I still like his movies?
Which movies are your favorite?
Don't you think Sleeper wasa funny movie?
Was it a sleeper hit?
Did it put people to sleep?
Is that the movie "Coma"?
Was Diane Keaton in that?
Could we coin the word comady for a comedy that puts you to sleep?
Is it still considered a comedy if it puts you to sleep?
Isn't that why we should use the word "Cornady"?
Is it an accepted word now?
Are we inventing words?
Why not?
Because the people who make cornadies might get upset that their film is considered a cornady?
Shall we popularize this new word?
Should we have a marathon comady moviefest to celebrate Andy's 45th birthday?
Would we be in comas until I'm 46?
Or worse, until I am 46?
Can I be 46 again?
Should one of the other Time Trappers change your age?
Will the other 45 Time Trappers need to assist?
Are there that many Time Trappers on Legion World?
Couldn't they all be the same Time Trapper, just seen travelling through diffferent points in time ?
Could they/he run into each other/himself doing that?
Wouldn't that make a zany sticom?
Would it last more than an episode if the annahilate each other if they touch?
Does that mean the Time Trappers are in fact versions of the Doctor?
Do you really think the Doctor would wear that tacky purple robe?
Is the Doctor known for his fashion sense?
Doesn't everyone wear celery?
Isn't the green color nice?
DO people think that the colour's nice as they are trampled by the Hulk?
Isn't the Hulk's color more like Spinach Green than Celery Green?
Wouldn't the Hulk's color depend on the colorist and the year of publication?
How many colours has the Hulk had?
Do you want to include all the many nuances between coloring technologies and colorists?
Would we want to miss anyone out, possibly offending them?
Shall we make sure we include each and every one?
Is there enough time for that?
Would we have more time if we cut out our morning unicorn ride?
When did we start a morning unicorn ride?
How are morning events even scheduled, given our multiple time zones?
Don't we go by Eastern Standard time?
If we go by Eastern Standard time, doesn't that now ruin the Pegasus tea party?
What if we move the Planetary Chance dance back an hour?
Isn't that when Legion World does the Shurg?
Could someone take a time bubble out and see what will happen if we follow these paths?
Didn't someone already do that?
What if I confess that I have a hard time remembering the future?
Doesn't everybody?
Is this a cue for the Sara Leeâ„¢ jingle?

Can you become a Legion World Time Trapper if you can't remember the future?
Isn't being a Legion World Time Trapper really just about the robes?
Have you seen the Time Trapper executive washroom?
Do you have a place to wash and dry the robes?
Don't we send them out to the robot launderesses?
Doesn't the care label state dry clean or hand wash only on them?
Can anyone else confirm if the washing temperature on their robes states "Wash in the heart of a dying sun at entropy's end"?

Can Ibby check his robe?
Are there other Trappers here who could also check?
What if all Time Trappers become illiterate when they become Time Trappers?
Do Time Trappers need to be able to read as a prerequisite for the job?
Are they still able to read the time?
Doesn't a person tell time rather than read time?
What would you tell time?
Isn't Cher the only one who can turn back time?
Does that make her a reverse Time Trapper?
Or is she just a gypsy, tramp or thieve? Oooo, that Dark Lady is a tricky one with her wig changes. Now take me home.
Who do you want to take you home?
Would that handsome gentleman in the corner be willing to do so?
Would you like me to ask him on your behalf?
Could you?
Would you ask for all of us?
Are we going to need to order a mini bus to get everyone home?
Can the whole of Legion World fit in a mini bus?
Could we hire a fleet?
Are we still talking about buses or would a fleet of ships be more impressive?
Wouldn't a fleet of mini-buses be impressive?
Will they be amphibious?
Do we need amphibious mini-buses for a trip to Atlantis?
When are we going to Atlantis?
How soon can you get time off?
Where can one buy discounted time?
Is discounted time a thing that Time Trappers sell?
Does a Time Trapper need to make profits?
What is he saving up to purchase?
Will my trip to Atlantis on a minibus be believed, if the time is discounted?
What do you mean by that?
Won't people be likely to discount someone claiming that they had been to Atlantis?
Couldn't you bring back some proof?
Would a T-shirt reading "I went to Atlantis and all I got was a lousy T-shirt and the bends" count as proof?
Wouldn't you take a selfie with Garth, Mera and Arthur?
Does a self stick work under those pressures at the bottom of the ocean?
Seeing as a self stick is just a stick, shouldn't it hold up better than a smartphone no matter what the ocean pressure is?
Sticks and stones may break my bones... won't they?
What is your question?
How many sticks and stones have broken IBs bones?
Am I being presumptive in assuming that we all hope that the answer to that question will always be none at all, outside the nasty genie thread?
Am I being punished for not following the rules earlier?
Are there rules about what happens to people who don't follow the rules of this thread?
Should we make some rules?
Do you have any rule suggestions to start us off?
Why do Time Trappers get to make the rules?
Have you been falling for the tall tales of Time Trappers?
Isn't Superboy Prime the only one who falls for the tall tales of Time Trappers?
didn't Prime punch himself out of existence because he failed to listen?
Didn't Glorith also fall for his tales, before being splorped?
Don't you hate getting slorped?
What is your favorite slorp flavor at the local 7-Eleven?
Isn't slorp a flavor in itself?
What does protoplasm taste like?
Would you like to try some?
Would you recommend the protoplasm?
When was the last time you enjoyed a Big Gulp of protoplasm?
Is it true that the first Kid Quantum was made of protoplasm?
In which reality?
How many realities are there?
Do we trust DC editorial about the number of realities there are?
Can DC editorial count in anything other than the decreasing number of readers?
Should that concern us?
Wouldn't the possibility of a new Legion comic concern us?
What is this "Legion" you speak of?
What forum do you think you are visiting?
This isn't the Hell's Angels Knitting and Crochet message board?
does it look like it would be?
Doesn't getting stuck in a knitting and crocheting message board sound like Hell?
Don't some people really enjoy knitting and crocheting?
If they enjoyed it so much, would they be mistaking it for this board which is clearly the Hell's Angels Kittens and Cuddling board?
Don't kittens like to play with yarn when they're not being cuddled?
Are we Hell's Angels?
If we are, should we look to merge the Hell's Angel kitten, knitting and comics groups since they all involve yarns?
But won't that piss off the Hell's Angels who are into knitting and kittens, but not comic books?
Don't you think they would be receptive to expanding their horizons?
Do you really think you can get a Hell's Angel do do anything they don't want to?
Which circle of hell are they angel's of?
Why must hell have circles and not some cooler geometric shape?
Do you think triangles are cooler?
Shouldn't pentagrams be the geometric shape of hell?
Should we use time travel to ask Dante?
Is he the bet person to answer this?
Isn't Dante just going to stick with circles, because his version is popular?
Didn't Dante write the book on this subject?
Is it the only book on the subject?
Is there a reference book available on this subject?
Is there a Hell section of the library?
Might you not find Hell in the 200 section?
Has the Dewey Decimal System been relegated to Hell with the advent of Google?
Have you ever wondered what Dewey was like to sit around and think of categories for a lifetime?
What were Louie and Huey up to while he was doing that?
Weren't they also thinking?
Should we check with their Unca Donald?
Wasn't he also thinking?
Can anyone really accuse Donald Duck as being a thinking man/duck?
Wasn't Howard the thinking duck's duck?
Does Howard hold a monopoly on duck thinking?
Has he filed a restraining order to prevent other ducks from thinking?
Can you provide the issue number where it was shown that Howard plays Monopoly?
Wasn't a rubber duck one of the new tokens in the Monopoly game?
Don't you hate the way Monopoly can monopolize your time?
Do I have the time to fully answer that question?
Wouldn't it be more time consuming to be playing Spacopoly with Spaceopoly Lad?
Doesn't he play the game so well that it is over in a matter of minutes?
Isn't Spaceopoly Lad's power that he will see every game through to the bitter end?
Can't his power be retconned to include finishing games in the fastest possible time?
So strip poker might be not much of a challenge with him playing.
Based on his name don't you think his power is limited to Spaceopoly?
Do we not have a strip poker game yet on Spaceopoly?
Have you used the Search function to make sure there's not one lurking somewhere in the past, awaiting rediscovery?
Has our understandable interest in strip poker prevented us from noticing Jpops non question?
Did Jpop use strip poker to distract us?
Why is strip poker so distracting?
Isn't it just one of virtually limitless distractions available to us here?
Which of the virtually limitless distractions would you most recommend?
Do you want something even more distracting than strip poker?
Would you mind providing it?
How distracted do you need to be?
What sort of things am I likely to need a distraction from?
Is there anything bothering you in your life?
Where do I start?
If you start at the end, do we get to go to lunch faster?
What should we have?
Can we go to a buffet in order to have more variety?
Is there a particular one which you'd like to recommend?
Wouldn't that be the buffet with the most selections?
Have you tried numerous buffets in order to determine which one fits that descriptor?
Doesn't it take too long to go round a buffet with lots and lots of options?
Don't we rate high enough in the organization by now to get the full 90-minute lunchtime for special occasions such as this?
Don't we also have an additional 30 minutes for wine and dessert?
Doesn't our usual work schedule go like this: Arrive at work 11am, lunch 11:01-1:01, after lunch nap 1:01 to 1:59, quitting time 2:00PM?
Does just reading the schedule make anyone else tired?
Is it fair to blame the schedule if you already woke up tired?
Are we not also on a tight weekly schedule of Monday recovering from the weekend, Tuesday a work day talking about what we did over the weekend, Wednesday being hump day is usually ignored for work, Thursday we meet to plan our weekend adventures, Friday we take an early day to jump start the actives which leads into Saturday and Sunday?
Are you tired from writing such a long question?
Wouldn't a question referencing that one Fiona Apple album be just as long, or perhaps even longer?

When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He'll Win The Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters The Ring There's No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right.

Is Fiona Apple now in charge of our schedules?
Did you have someone else in mind for the job?
Isn't Barack Obama looking for work?
Isn't he overqualified?
But what if he wants the job?
Will he accept a lower salary?
Is anyone overqualified to look after our many whimsical needs?
Wouldn't we have to offer a much higher salary to get someone to do that?
Aren't we worth having the best to indulge our whims?
Is Obama the best person for this? Why not a nice genie?
Are you sure that Obama is not a genie?
Has he displayed magical powers?
Do YOU believe in magic?

Why wouldn't we believe in magic?
Don't we have Mysa as proof that magic is real?
Could we hire Alan Moore who practices in this sort of area and who also has a beard in which we could live?
Would his mustache be considered the penthouse suite?
What would his eyebrow be considered to be?
Aren't Alan Moore's eyebrows pure heaven?
How would you feel if were booked into Alan Moore's Pure Heaven Eyebrow, only to look out and see the other eyebrow raised, as if it had just heard about another desperate attempt by DC to cash in on a napkin scribbling he did 30 years ago?
In this situation does what I feel matter more than what Alan Moore feels?
Aren't we all equal in our feelings?
So my somewhat disinterested feeling is equal to Alan Moore's feelings of betrayal?
Can we measure that accurately?
Don't you appreciate the many nuanced layers of disinterest?
Are you upset if I feign disinterest?
Haven't I successfully hidden my hurt beneath my own façade of disinterest?
How can tell when you are disinterested when I too am disinterested?
Is there anyone out there who gives a darn?
Can't you see I give a darn?
Does anyone darn socks anymore?
Would you darn my socks?
What's wrong with your socks now?
Is it true that socks join religious orders when they become holy?
Don't hole-y socks seem sad?
Are any socks happy?
Don't new colorful socks seem happy?
What color are your new socks?
Are they striped?
How would I know as they are Myg's socks?
Would you believe my socks today have the periodic table on them?
Are you hoping to become Element Lad's side kick?
Could it be that he's already ChemicalKing and the "Myg" name's just a ruse?
Is he trying to con us?
What do we have that he'd need to run a con to obtain?
Might he want your secret granola recipe?
It's a secret?
Perhaps you should consider patenting it, to protect yourself?
But what if it belonged to somebody else in the first place and I just modified the proportions of certain ingredients, or left out the really spendy ones?
Is "spendy" slang for expensive?
What else could it mean?
Could we replace suspense films with suspendy films to better illustrate the rising and falling levels of tension?
Even if we suspendy our disbelief, would we be able to follow the plots of these films?
Aren't there films that focus on the emotional experience of the viewer, rather than follow a standard plot?
Does that mean that movies that follow a standard plot have no emotional experience?
Do you have emotional experiences when you follow a standard plot?
Doesn't the blandness of many movies result in many unhappy movie goers ?
Aren't some movie goers easily satisfied?
Does the amount of refreshments carried in during the previews determine some viewers satisfaction?
How much influence to noisy people make to your enjoyment of a movie?
Did you remember to butter the popcorn?
Can we sprinkle some Parmesan on it, too?
Can we only do it on your popcorn?
Okay, but can I have a small size so I don't overdo it and then not have room for dinner?
Isn't the giant tub just 50 cents more?
Will you help me finish it so the extra doesn't go to waste?
What happens when the tub gets cold about halfway through the film?
Could I have the leftovers to toss into the yard for the crows?
Didn't the crows go to see a showing of The Birds and may have bought their own popcorn?
Which theater did that happen in?
Don't the birds have their own fly-in movies?
Do the bees join the birds in these fly-in movies?
Did you give the old lady tuppence, tuppence a bag?
Are you surprised that I get the reference?
Are you surprised that I am not?
What do you think could surprise me?
Are you surprised I'm in Boston through Sunday?
Would you want to meet for coffee or lunch?
Can I join in?
Do you want all the frequent flyer miles I'm not using anyway?
Can I have them if IB doesn't want them?
Are you trying to get away from Myg? frown
Why would I want to do that?
Won't Quis share the frequent flier miles with Andy?
Does Myg want to go to Australia also?
What are the tourist highlights of Australia?
Aren't kangaroos enough?
No Koalas?
Doesn't koalas go without saying in a trip to Australia?
Which hotel in Oz has the best Koala servers and Koala table-side musicians?
You weren't going to show me a kangaroo and just claim it was a Koala that was "big for it's age" and that "all older Koalas look like this" were you?
Since when was I even IN the hotel business?
What business are you in?
Is that really any of your business?
What if he wants to invest in your business?
How much is he willing to put up?
Are emu to the business?
Brian Emu? Isn't he in the music biz?
Is he gnu to the music biz?
But hasn't he already soared quite high despite being gnu?
How high can you soar?
Is there such a thing as soaring too high?
Did you pack you aerial suit?
Is it a AAA Legion transuit that allows someone to survive in space?
What happens if you get a hole in it?
Does anyone know how to sew?
Does this explain what was really going on in that Adventure Comics issue where we saw the female Legionnaires sewing?
Did they really know how to sew, or were they just pretending?
Why would anyone pretend to sew?
Weren't they on a Legion Espionage Squad operation then?
Could it have been part of a plan to entice the Time Trapper to arrive and get his raggedy robes fixed?
Was the big reveal to be that underneath his robes, he was completely naked except for a lime-green leisure suit with 22'" bells?

Does any one else have lots in common with the time trapper?
Don't you and I share a common interest in the Legion?
Is the Legion the other team on this Titans forum?
You mean besides the LMB?
Is that a Titans acronym for Long's Many Babes?
Is the Titan acronym Lillith's Many Biographies?
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Is that a Titans acronym for Long's Many Babes?

would you believe that i thought of the exact same acronym?
Could a future version of the Titans be formed from all Terry Long's kids?
Would we want a super team made up entirely of Terry Long offspring?
Wouldn't they be well balanced against the Seeds of Trigon?
Wouldn't they be more susceptible to corruption?
Aren't the Seeds of Trigon already predisposed to be corrupted?
Can we toast them and sprinkle them on pastry instead of planting them then?
What type of pastry did you have in mind?
Do you like bearclaws?
Do you mean the ones that can maul you?
Would you like to learn about the other kind?

Would you be brave enough to pinch a pastry from an angry bear?
What kind of bear is it?
And couldn't we just order enough pastry so everyone got their fair share, including the bear?
Does the bear want bearclaws?
Why wouldn't she, unless she's has an allergy to nuts and/or gluten?
Can bears get Celiac Disease?
Shall I email the Portland Zoo and see if they know?
Wouldn't a call be quicker?
How about Skype?
Are we missing a chance to use our Legion World telepathic barrettes?
When did we get issued those?

Hunter SpiderGirl
Did you join before 2013?
As a Time Trapper can't I join both before and after 2013?
Could you tell me what the time is now?
Why do you think that a Time Trapper could not tell you what time it is?
Who knows where the time goes?
Doesn't time get trapped in a Time Trapper's Time Traps?
What does a Trapper do with trapped time?
Have you never been to one of his lectures where he displays slices of the captured time on an overhead projector and rambles on about it?
How many of those have you attended?
Can you really tell with Prof. Time Trapper?
Is it odd that Prof Time Trapper said that this was my fifth lecture, when I thought it was my first, but that I would attend earlier lectures later on?
Would it be weird to Superboy-Prime Reality Punch this question?
Can we not have a better plot than that?
Isn't almost anything better than having SuperBrat Prime punch reality?
Is it Superbrat that's more annoying or the punching reality idea?
Is it too close to call?
Should we ask Umpire Time Trapper?
Would it be better to ask a panel of Umpire Time Trappers rather than just one?
How many Umpire Time Trappers does it take to form a panel?
Could there be an infinite number of members?
What's the quorum of such a panel?
Wouldn't it be 51% of infinity?
Do we have enough room for all those people?
Shall we rent a larger space, just to make sure?
How much room does 51% of infinity take up?
Doesn't any percentage of infinity become infinite by definition?
Is that going to be a problem for the caterers?
Would the caterers bring infinite appetizers?
Would it be a mistake for the caterers to have an all you can eat special offer?
Can't we donate any leftovers to the needy once our gathering is complete?
Have we solved global hunger issues by catering for Infinite Umpire Time Trapper Conventions?
Do we have the infinite waitstaff for the convention?
Wouldn't we just hire Madrox the multiple man?
Will Harbinger feel upset at being overlooked?
What has Harbinger been doing lately?
Hasn't she been writing excellent fan fic?
Why do we never see Harbinger and Harbinger together?
Are you sure you put both of them on the mailing list?
Don't they both conduct missions on different Earths?
By different Earths, do you also mean different universes?
Are we about to start The Crisis of Infinite Harbingers?
who would your ideal team be to write and draw the Crisis of Infinite Harbingers?
Can't we ask Harbinger to write it for us?
Can we afford to pay all the Harbingers what they'll need to take on such a time-consuming job?
What if we pay her in kind?
Will her particular homeland treat that as a viable currency?
Does the Monitor's satellite have a decent connection for online shopping?
Didn't the Monitor's satellite get destroyed before online shopping was a thing?
Didn't the Monitor Monitor all times though?
Can the Monitor monitor all his monitors efficiently all by himself?
Who monitors the Monitor?
Aren't there other Monitors these days?
Do Monitors monitor each other?
Who watches monitoring monitors monitoring monitors?
Isn't that what the film Watchmen is all about?
What would a film about watchmakers fixing watches be called?
Has the title "A Clockwork Orange" been taken?
How about "Time after Time"?
Why must you come up with a better title than I did?
Is "out of time" also a better title.
Wouldn't that be the title of a movie about unemployed watchmakers?
Do you see many people with pocket watches where you live, in order to ascertain if there is sufficient employment for your traditional watchmaker?
What would one consider sufficient employment for a traditional watchmaker in a digital world?
Is around 37 hours a week a reasonable standard for a working week?
Would you believe I only spend about 9 hours a week on my campus, 8 months of the year, as a full time job?
How many hours a week do you spend working from home?
Why don't I keep track of that?
Do you keep track of how many hours you spend on Legion World?
Who keeps track of how many hours we spend on Legion World?
Isn't that what Log In Lad does?
When does Log In Lad log out?
Would that be after Log In Lass logs in?
Doesn't Log In Lass Log In Leaving Log Off Lad to Log Off and Leave with Lucky the Log In Labrador on a long lope?
Isn't alliteration fun?
Doesn't delightful describe our donny ditties?
Could I get clarification on the delightful lacey donny doilies?
Don't they speak for themselves?
Are the United Planets aware of sentient doilly invasion, and if they are have they dismissed it as a really low budget doctor who episode?
Do you think the current Dr. Who series is low budget?
What's the current US-England conversion rate?
Are we converting lifts into elevators?
Will that help us determine the precise amount that justified the term *low-budget*?
Isn't noticing whether the Daleks use elevators, sit angrily at the bottom of stairwells or fly a good way of determining the budget of a Doctor Who episode?
Why does it always have to be Daleks?
Are TV execs kept awake at night worrying about making the decision *not* to put their most identifiable villains in every...single...season...?
Do TV Execs even sleep?
Don't they sleep because of all the creative energy they have?
Is that what they call that white powder?
Confectioners' sugar? confused
IS that why TV shows can be so sickly sweet?
Is there a link between sickly sweet TV, it's mass consumption and diabetes?
Should I apply for a CDC grant to study the problem?
Couldn't you be a brilliant Victorian amateur gentleman scientist, and come up with hypotheses from your dtawing room?
How did you know I do that every Thursday evening?
Isn't thoth all-knowing?
Doesn't the listening equipment also help?
Don't you also have smelling equipment?
Isn't it terribly rude to go around randomly sniffing at people, though-- unless you're a dog?
Isn't the whole point of perfumery that people will (hopefully unobtrusively) sniff it?
What are the most acceptable body parts to freely engage in perfumery festoonery with?
How liberal minded are you?
Wouldn't the conservatives have their own body parts they find acceptable?
Are some body parts more acceptable than others?
Maybe we should ask Dr. Frankenstein?
Where can we reach him?
Would you believe I've lost half my numbers because my mobile phone rebooted?
Don't you just hate when that happens?
Are you now in a Postboot universe, Andy following your phone reboot?
If another Reboot were to happen, wouldn't Andy's universe also simultaneously be a Preboot one?
What name should we give Andy's new universe, to distinguish it from the others?
The Andyverse?
Could that be confused with the Andy Warhol universe?
Does our Andy like Campbell soup?
Couldn't we just make soup in the Andyverse?
Do things taste differently in the Andyverse?
What if everything tastes like tofu?
Would that be a problem given its versatility in all manner of cuisines?
Aren't there a dozen identical versions of the AndyWarholverse, whereas there's only one unique Legion World Andyverse?
Have you seen the multicolored copies of the Andy Warholverse?
Is there another Multiverse Exhibition on at the moment?
Do you mean something like this?
Could they just have called it "Rows of LEDs" and dropped the pretensions?
Aren't museums part of an economy of pretensions?
Could you elaborate on that through the medium of a state funded exhibit?
How onerous are the grant applications?
How much do you enjoy filling in forms?
Are there printable versions for the non-computer-savvy applicants? shocked
Do you have lots of paper in case it's a big print?
Can we fill it up online?
Do you think federally funded projects have simple online applications?
Is it true that if you want to have someone fill in your forms online, you have to fill in some hard copy forms first?
Why do forms need to be filled out only in black or blue-black ink?
Isn't it to make sure that they appear clear on any copies?
Hasn't copy technology improved enough to capture all colours of ink?
Could it be that not everyone has upgraded?
Weren't they automatic?
What if some people are so used to the tools of their past they won't let go?
Shall we sing the song from Frozen?
Do you mean "Reindeers are Better Than People"?
What can people who have not seen Frozen sing along to?
Can they watch Frozen first to simplify things?
What if the person is Disney adverse?
Shall we sing nursery rhymes instead?
What's your favourite nursery rhyme?
What if we were never a fan of nursery rhymes?
What type of music are you a fan of?
What if he is a fan of different types of music?
Wouldn't ANY type of music be better than listening to nursery rhymes in your morning drive?
What do you think about people who enjoy nursery rhymes?
What should I think about people who enjoy nursery rhymes?
Haven't you always expressed your opinions freely without needing our meddling?
How can we check to see if Quis has been coerced into posting all these years?
What if we just threw a big party for him a la' Sondheim's Company?
Will there be lots of show tunes?
Which ones would you most like to hear?
Do you have any from West Side Story?
Which song from West Side Story do you like best?
Would you believe me if I said that I have no favorites?
Who knew you liked musical theater?
Isn't the best thing about social media learning cool new things about our online neighbors?
Do you include fantastic forums in the term social media, or is it more twitter and facebook?
Wouldn't you consider message boards the original social media?
Aren't we quite sociable?
Is it time for the ice cream social already?
Should we hold it on the terrace of the fabulous new summer home I just purchased in Palm Springs?
Isn't the heat in Palm Springs perfect for ice cream?
Is there a chance of the ice cream melting too quickly?
Would melty ice cream necessarily be a bad thing, in a city known for catering to gay men?
Is there a correlation between melty ice cream and gay men?
Is Ibby volunteering to lick the ice cream clean?
Clean from where?
Wouldn't that be the bowl or spoon?
What if I prefer a dipped cone for my ice cream?
Would you be OK if we only had undipped cones?
Can I have mine without the cones?
Can I have a napkin please, as the ice cream always drips?
Knowing how you are, shouldn't you take 3 or 4 napkins?
Would a towel be a better option?
Is it embarrassing to wear a bib when you're eating ice cream?
Does anyone have some Wet-Naps for Thoth?
Should thoth just go and wash his hands?
Is there a dog nearby who could lick them clean?
Wouldn't that make them dirtier?
Are you saying that a dog cleaning itself is just fooling itself?
What about the cats then?
Are they cleaning themselves or having ice cream?
Don't they seem to be doing both?
Do cats multi-task much?
Is being superior in every way a task that's undertaken or a default setting for cats?
Are lions, being bigger cats, even more superior than regular house cats?
Are big cats of the wild as cute as cats who choose to live in urban areas with human servants?
Wasn't Simba from the Lion King cute?
Are you into animated lions?
Can I find him cute in a non-romantic and non-sexual way?
Wouldn't it be more surprising if you found animated lions cute in a romantic and sexual way?
Wouldn't disturbing be a more appropriate word?
Should we judge those who like animated lions in that way?
What way do you think they should be judged?
Should we involve a jury of our peers?
What process shall we put in place to select the jury from our peers ?
Should we do it randomly?
Can we agree that at a minimum our peers should be Legion lovers?
Isn't our peer group really made up of lovers of the Legion?
Does it matter what version we love best?
Aren't we still united by our common love for the concepts the Legion represents?
What do think are the fundamental concepts behind the Legion?
What do who think?
What do you think?
All of us?
Why not take all of us?

Tyroc band
Take all of you where?
How about back in time?

And to outer space?
Can we tour inner space too?
How about middle space?
Is that like middle earth?
What about Midgard and the rainbow bridge?
Does the rainbow bridge have my little unicorns on it?
Who wants unicorns?
Would anyone tell the difference if we asked some horses if we could tie an ice cream cone to their heads for a while?
Might they be confused with bunnies with waffles on their heads?
Do bunny ears and unicorn horns look alike?
Aren't bunny ears delightful?
Do you recall the Legionnaires 50 poster, where Chameleon morphed bunny ears into M'Onel's head?
Wasn't that drawn by Alan Davis?
Could we get Alan Davis to wear ice cream cones on his head?
How much money do you have to spend?
Is there any price large enough to get Alan Davis to do that?
Doesn't everyone have their price?
But can we afford to pay that price?
Can't we just get Element Lad to make us as much gold as we need?
Is there a chance Alan Davis woould do it for nothing just to help out?
Do you think we could convince him that Mexico will pay for it?
Do you think Mexico is feeling generous?
Isn' t Mexico busy pretending to budget for something else it doesn't want?
What is it with all these countries pretending to budget?
Does anyone else think that it's to give the impression of fiscal responsibility, while really squandering other people's money ?
Why do we even bother paying taxes?
Do you want to go to federal prison?
Could our money have been spent on a variety of bespoke prison options rather than just federal?
What do you mean by "bespoke"?
If you were a felon, wouldn't you want a say in a tailored rehabilitation suite designed entirely to get you back into society in the nicest, most affirming way possible?
How much time would it take to produce one customized prison?
Would it be better to ask Mister Miracle or Grimbor for advice?
Which one do you have on speed-dial?
Would my phone reach New Genesis on the 31st century?
Would a phone be what you need?
Where is Antennae Lad when you need him?
Didn't I see him in that abandoned Radio Shack store?
Did he lose any family in the Radio Shack War?
Was the Radio Shack War only reported on TV?
Are you accusing the Tandy Corporation of censorship?
Do they have powerful friends in the media?
Could Tandy have been trying to get the message out, only to find that their devices were outdated and unable to compete?
Did the devices suddenly break?
Were they under warranty?
Who would be a good repair person?
Could we hire Snyder from "One Day At A Time"?
What ever happened to Snyder?
Isn't Snyder actually a maker of delicious, crunchy, gluten-packed snacks, not the repair dude from an old sitcom?

http://www.snydersofhanover.com
Can't Snyder be both?
How would he get any sleep, working that many hours?
Couldn't he subcontract to other TV janitors?
Who are the other ones he could call on?
Wasn't there a janitor on Scrubs?
Is that a hospital based show?
With a name like Scrubs could it be anything else?
Could it not have been about the adventures of a cleaning company?
Or a talking sponge?
Do you see Scrubs, The Talking Sponge as a kids show, something for grownups or a bit of both?
What would a talking sponge tell adults?
How to spice up bath times?
Wouldn't making the bath spicy be painful?
Would putting sugar into your bath to make it sweet instead, not also pose health risks?
Would you be drinking the bath water?
Is it used bath water?
Who would use used bath water?
Haven't you ever heard about families that would take consecutive baths without changing the bathwater?
Is there a specific region of the country where this is common practice?
Might it not have been more common in years past rather than in different parts of the country?
Have you heard about the Scooby-Doo character called Hot Dog Water, whose family uses the water from cooking hot dogs to bathe?
Wouldn't using the water from hot dogs in a bath make one awful smelly?
Don't you want to smell like delicious hot dogs?
Do these delicious hot dogs contain mustard and relish?
Wouldn't that be an after bath cologne as you don't put the mustard and relish in the water cooking the hot dogs?
How do we capture the scent of freshly baked buns?
Isn't a bakery the best place to capture the scent of alluring, freshly made, well shaped buns with whatever capturing device we come up with?
But which bakery has the best scents?
Which one makes you want to buy bread the most?
Wouldn't it be where the buns are, as Thoth said, alluring and well-shaped and fresh?
Who wants to get up early to get the fresh buns as they are made in the bakery?
Who is a morning person?
Isn't Lori?
Do you mean before she got her dial?
Is her getting the dial why she's a relatively unpopular character?
Wasn't she unpopular before getting the dial, and the dial just made her more unpopular because she was stealing screen time away from the Legionnaires and other supporting cast?
What was it that made her generally unpopular even before the dial?
Wasn't she a bit of a brat? And didn't her selfish intervention prevent the Legion from reuniting before the Mordru storyline, thus depriving us of an all-out battle against Mordru (though the story was still excellent despite missing half the Legion)?
Is that your unbiased reboot-loving opinion?
Who's Lori?
Haven't you heard Lori Morning being mentioned before?
Originally Posted by Fat Cramer
Is that your unbiased reboot-loving opinion?


Do you think I am doing a good job of controlling my bias?
Don't we all recognize Ibby's bias for the Reboot?
Are you saying I am incapable of being objective?
What about just answering the question in the post before yours and not ignoring it?
Are you asking me to break the rules of this thread?
Is that my question or Andy's?
Isn't THAT the question?
Wasn't the question that Ibby answer a question above him. although I don't know which one?
Couldn't you just choose one and plow forward?
Can we name ourselves Mr. Plow, or is that trademarked by Homer Simpson?
If so, could we bribe him for the name with doughnuts?
Would one doughnut be enough?
How many doughnuts does he eat?
Do you mean per day?
How many donuts does Dunkin Donuts make in a day?
Could he eat all of those?
Have you not seen his belly?
Can I forget ever having seen his belly?
Would you like me to hit your head with a rock and see if you develop amnesia?
Can you make me forget without any pain or physical injury?
How susceptible are you to hypnotism?
Shall we test my limits?
Isn't it enjoyable to test one's limits?
Is it time to see what I can do?
To test the limits and break through?
No more right, no wrong, no rules for me?
Am I free?
Which question should I answer?
Perhaps you should let some of them go?
Do they want to be separated?
Are they clingy questions?
Can questions be clingy?
Can't they be anything they want?
If a question makes a statement, doesn't it cease to be a question and becomes a sentence instead?
Can we just make sure the sentencing isn't so severe that it fails to fit the crime?
Is it criminal to turn a question into a sentence?
Must I take on the duties of judge, on top of all the other things I'm supposed to do today?
What other things must you do today?
Do you need help doing all the things you need to do?
Can I volunteer Ibby for all the heavy lifting?
Can I volunteer for the nay saying?
How heavy are the things I need to lift?
Do you want that in kilograms or pounds?
Has the pound dropped in value significantly since the Brexit vote?
Should I get rid of all my pounds?
How much weight do you want to lose?
Does he need to lose any weight at all?
Why would he want to get rid of his pounds?
Could it be that he is flush with British currency and wants to share the wealth?
... could it be that I just really dislike the United Kingdom right now?
What did the UK ever do to you?
Could it be he feels snubbed by not being recognized as a consort after the hot and heavy romance Ibby had with a royal family member?
Do you think the U.K. Royal Famiy should start embracing homosexuality?
Has anyone asked their views?
Can I go and interview them?
Which royal would you interview first?
Wouldn't it be easier to start with the one most distant from the line of sucession?
Would that be Princess Anne's granddaughter Mia?
Are you talking about Anne Hathaway?
Have you been reading her diaries again?
Are you saying Anne Hathaway was killed by Nazis?
Didn't the whole family escape to Switzerland during the war?
Did she write a diary or climb every mountain?
Can't she do both?
Is she that good of a multi-tasker?
Well, isn't she a cat-burglar also? So doesn't that answer your question?
If I said "no" what different answer would you give?
Are there even any such things as dog-burglars, ferret-burglars, or tropical-fish-burglars?
Don't some dogs, ferrets and tropical fish steal things?
Do you want to see a video of a bird taking a bag of chips from a convenience store?
Did she need those chips to feed hungry friends & family, perhaps?
Should I tail her and see?
Will she be as effective in her multi tasking with a tail pinned to her?
Are you saying that Anne Hathaway is also a bird that steals bags of chips from convenience stores?
Didn't the crime reports suggest that prehensile tail was used in the Great Chip Robberies?
Do you have copies of the crime reports for us to peruse?
Do you read the papers where they were leaked in full?
Why are we still reading papers instead of digital documents?
If we don't read papers, what will we line our bird cages with?
Does anyone still do the crosswords on the papers?
Isn't there an app for that?
How do you get more than one letter in the box in the app, when you want to put in a made up word?
Could you make up your own app to do that?
Is there an app that would enable me to build apps?
Do you have the latest smart phone?
What if I'm not yet smart enough for a smart phone? shocked
Don't you have to be smarter in order to communicate without a smart phone?
Is it possible that it's only the phones that are smart?
Aren't all things possible?
Are dumb phones possible?
Would an old landline phone that is not connected to the phone wires count?
Does an old landline unconnected to phone lines have the basic math skills necessary to count?
Would you like to try teaching it how to count?
Isn't that what Sesame Street is for?
Don't you want to help educate them?
Is Kent a teacher?
Doesn't everyone have the capacity to teach another in some way?
Does everyone want to teach another?
Doesn't everyone learn from others, whether that person is a teacher or not?
What are you going to teach us, thoth?
What are we willing to learn?
What's on the syllabus?
Is it safe to assume that there will be words, numbers, and punctuation?
Must you be so literal?
How would you like us to be?
Why can't you be more like me?
are you willing to pay our way through law school?
Does that include interest on student loans?
Do I look like Daddy Warbucks?
Would you like to look like him?
What does Daddy Warbucks look like?
Can't you Google him?
Hasn't Google just got in the way of people sharing their own knowledge?
What if people have no knowledge to share?
Don't we learn something even by measuring the depths of ignorance?
Is that what Rupert Murdoch has really been up to all these years?
How many people know what Rupert Murdoch has been up to?
Who?
Won't his media outlets just report what he wants, rather than what he's been up to?
Is that fake news in the making?
Who fakes the news?
Who hasn't faked news at one point?
You don't believe my announcement that I'm the true heir to all of Kirby's artwork was totally real?
Why would I doubt your word?
Is there any reason to doubt cleome?
Didn't she once claim that the world was flat?
How long ago was that?
Was it before 1492?
Wasn't it back when Marvel comics were good?
Wasn't there a recent article that said the Earth was once flat, but only because no mountains had formed at that point?
Isn't 'flat' a relative description?
Compared to what?
Isn't he comparing it to other descriptions?
Wouldn't it be funny if the world was really flat?
How funny would that be?
Would it be funny if you fell of the edge?
Would you laugh?
Would he be making funny noises as he fell?
Like squeaking?
Would you be able to hear the squeaking noises of someone is space who has fallen off a flat Earth?
Since when has that ever stopped anyone anywhere within the greater realm of super-hero comics?
Do you mean that squeaking while falling off the edge of the world will not stop a superhero from rescuing you?
Would you want to not be rescued?
Is the guy kidnapping me really handsome and finds me really handsome?
Is a no worth flying off into space for?
Will I be heading to the planet of cute gay guys that dig overweight Earthmen?
Do you plan to live on that planet forever?
Did you plan to fall off Flat Earth with enough supplies and oxygen for the journey?
Legends of the Flat Earth. That forgotten '90s DC event.
Is that an actual question, Ibby?
How did we get from the flat earth to space travel?
wasn't it by discussing falling off of the flat earth?
Could my falling have made me panic and forget that I was supposed to ask a question?
Is that the excuse you are sticking with?
Do excuses have greater pull than gravity?
Don't we all wish our excuses had greater pull than gravity?
Are you making excuses for Ibby?
Do you think Ibby needs other people making excuses for him?
Does Ibby have a ready supply of excuses, in addition to supplies and oxygen?
Would they all fit into his backpack?
Is there a tesseract in his backpack?
Is there room for one?
What about two, or even three?
Won't that cause a rupture in the fabric of the space/time continuum?
Really, who knows what could rupture the fabric of the space/time continuum?
Is it true that The Time Tailor repairs the fabric of space and time?
Like, a stitch in time saves nine?
Does anyone know how that saying came about?
Doesn't it relate to The Time Tailor quickly sealing one universe's time flaw thus saving nine universes that would have been otherwise destroyed?
What issue was that in?
What makes you think it was in a comic?
Isn't everything in a comic?
Are we in a comic?
Why couldn't we be?
Don't things usually turn out ok in the comics?
Does it turn out OK for the villains?
Don't they get to return again and again to relive their plans of conquest?
Would you like to relive the worst day in your life over and over again?
Would you be more of a glass half empty sort of super villain?
Does it really matter because pretty soon you are bound to spill it?
Would you not consider yourself to be a well balanced individual?
What if I was self-deluded about myself?
Could you be deluding yourself about being self-deluded?
Does that mean Quis is just setting such high standards for himself?
Could you recommend a Legion themed board for people with high standards (deluded or otherwise)?
Isn't this a good board to recommend?
Who should I recommend it to?
Everyone?
Including obvious trolls?
Can't we just ban them?
Wouldn't not recommending the site to them be better?
How can you screen for trolling tendencies?
Can't the admins moderate incoming posts?
Why would you wish that on the poor admins?
Isn't that what admins sign up to when they take on the role?
How do our admins find the time to handle such a large volume of posts?
What else would they be spending their time doing?
Don't they also have normal lives to live?
Aren't their brains removed and placed into jars, so they can spend all of their time devoted to Legion World?
Have we been interacting with disembodied admins this whole time?
Aren't we all just alts of Nightcrawler?
Aren't I and Alt+ID of Set?
Could you repeat that?
Wasn't it fairly clear even with the typo?
What if it wasn't?
If it wasn't might I not ask for clarification?
Do you need a clarification?
what needs to be made clear?
Would I have asked for it if I didn't need it?
Can a troll be clarified?
Do we clarify them like we clarify butter?
How do you clarify butter?
Aren't we all just churning for answers?
Is there an udder approach?
dairy ask what that might be?
Don't you gurt what you pay for?
Aren't these puns rather cheesey?
Could you tell us which whey you'd like the thread to go instead?
Could we go some place a little more stable?
Shall we go to the stables behind the farmhouse?
What do you want to do there?
What do you suggest?
What are you up for?
Shouldn't you check ahead to see if there are any horses available for riding together in the countryside?
What if we want to ride the Paradise Island Kangas?
Are all the Kangas also female?
Wouldn't one assume so?
What would happen if a male Kanga were to set foot/paw on Paradise Island?
Wouldn't it be the same thing that happens when human men set foot on the island?
If the amazons have a feast and eat meat, where do the replacement animals for more meat come from?
The same place that baby Amazons come from?
Wouldn't that be Zeus?
Do they have enough mud?
Is there a mud shortage?
Does that mean there's a drought?
Does that mean there is a market for artificial mud?
Can people tell the difference between real and artificial mud?
Do you have any natural organic free-range non-GMO mud?
Can you afford that?
Will the hipster crowd still come if we don't manage to afford the best artificial mud?
Do we want the hipster crowd to come?
Shouldn't we all be inclusive?
What if we become so inclusive that we invite in people who disrupt the group?
Who can disrupt the power of happiness provided by an event staged in top of the range artificial mud?
Isn't inclusiveness partly about dealing with diversity?
Can't we celebrate diversity within a mutually agreeable framework of inclusiveness?
Shall this inclusiveness include provisions for excluding those who are unduly disruptive?
Can't they be rehabilitated within the inclusive collective?
How inclusive is the collective?
Is this a collective that eliminates individuality?
Doesn't that sound like the Borg?
Is it useless to resist that question?
Didn't one of the Borg end up on the voyager's crew?
Are the Borg related to Victor Stone?
Wouldn't that be another crossover?
Are you tired of company wide crossovers?
Isn't that why monthly comic sales are in decline?
Could that be down to less than impressive writing not helped by editorial mandates?
Don't we have some excellent writers here on Legion World who would be good comic book writers?
Where could I find such things if I were to shamelessly plug a section of Legion World?
Could the Bits forum be a good place to start?
Isn't that section just full of creative goodness?
Isn't it an amazing joy to read?
What would make it get even more attention?
Should we spam it on Facebook?
Do you want to be known as a spamming troll?
How many posts would I have to make for it to be considered spam?
Don't we have a thread for people who want to post a lot?
How many people are posting on that thread?
Is a spamming bot running the spam thread right now?
Can I please have the spam, spam, baked beans and spam?
Does anyone here spam-a lot?
Hasn't that been declared illegal by the Hague?
Is that William Hague?
Who gave him the power to declare things illegal?
But didn't Captain Planet always tell us that "The Power Is Yours"?
Does that include the power of Greyskull?
Does the power of greyskull come with the horrible hair cut?
Didn't Samson lose his strength when his hair was cut?
Wasn't that just a metaphor to warn us all about falling in love with haircutting industry professionals?
What is wrong with such professionals, if anything?
Would you want to make such a relationship perm-anent?
Would you do it even if the other person curls your toes?
Who can tell if such a person will end up being the one you spend your life with until you dye?
But what if that person constantly makes you flip your wig?
WI'll they rinse the past away?
But what if they condition you to behave badly in relationships?
What if they just take a little off the top?
Is it really bad to trim your personality in the name of compromise?
Isn't that an ugly story to weave?
Couldn't one reshape that story to make it better, or do you think that wouldn't gel?
Won't there come a time when the two must part?
Isn't it always the way that at some point you have tou-pee the piper?
Doesn't that seem like a close shave to you?
Aren't you splitting hairs?
Aren't you dyeing to know?
Isn't that a close shave?
Does two "close shave"s in four posts mean this topic is exhausted?
Could it just mean that some of us don't back read ?
Is it possible that I'm guilty of not reading the thread?
Are there rules on repetition for this thread?
Are there rules on repetition for this thread?
Was it an intentional repetition?
Could it have been a copy-paste error?
How common are those?
Have you ever committed one?
One what?
Would you delete one of your posts if you double posted?
Haven't I done that before?
Would I be able to see them, if you've deleted them?
Where would the record of duplicated posts be?
Is there a post archive?
Shouldn't we ask the postal carrier?
Have they carried the archives away?
Have they received health and safety training so that the posts can be carried away safely?
Should we launch a first aid training program?
Have you gone through the health and safety checks required before launching programs?
There is a health and safety training?
Is that why you have injured yourself again?
What has Andy injured?
A very sensitive and important part of his anatomy?
Are you referring to his tongue?
Whose, Ze Tongue's? ZeTongue
Should we check the Hall of Records?
What if we prefer CDs or MP3s?
Do you have equipment to play those?
Are you suggesting that Kent's robot avatar isn't backward compatible?
How backwards can he go?
Would being able to play Betamax be far enough back?
How about smoke signals too?
Do you think Some Signals will get much of the 20th anniversary treatment next year that other films get?
What would that treatment be?
Aren't some of them treated badly?
What are your standards for saying that?
Would an example be when technological advances make an older movie's effects seem dated?
Have you been watching Star Wars: A New Hope again?
Would that now become Star Wars: An Old Ass Hope?
Did Lucas "fix" is again?
Is it a bad thing that he seeks to improve his own work?
As an artist, don't you need to leave a work alone, "warts" and all?
Leonardo da Vinci worked on the Mona Lisa until his death never happy with the piece.
Jfp, are you modeling your "questions" after Ibby now?
Did I just loose a turn on Jeopardy?
Are you in Jeopardy JF?
Is it too late when one realizes they are in Jeopardy?
Doesn't that depend on your buzzer speed?
Am I supposed to know if the buzzer indicates Jeopardy?
Isn't it your buzzer?
What if I haven't been able to see my buzzer for years?
Is "buzzer" in your question a euphemism?
Does everything have to have a hidden meaning?
Did your last post?
My last post what?
Did your last post have a hidden meaning?
are you trying to trick Ibby into revealing his ties to the illuminati?
Why does Ibby reveal items of clothing, such as ties, to the illuminati?
Can I thank you for picking up on the 'tie' double meaning I actually intended? laugh
Can I thank you for providing words that allow others to make funnies?
Can I get in on the mutual gratitude?
Can we thank you, Ibby, for joining our mutual admiration society?
Can anyone be eligible for mutual admiration from the Society?
What have you done for us lately?
Is his application complete?
Shall we schedule him for an interview?
How is Monday morning for you?
Can we have it in the afternoon instead?
Would you prefer it to be just after lunch or later in the afternoon?
Could we set it around 3pm, because if we set it right after lunch we might still be sleepy and full?
Do we still want to make it Monday, as people are often sleepier in the first afternoon following a weekend?
Should we just cancel work on Monday?
Why stop at Monday?
Shall we take permanent vacations?
Would it be odd if work was seen as something people did as a distraction from vacationing?
Is that possible if you are on a working vacation?
Can a working vacation truly be considered a vacation?
Isn't a sightseeing vacation a lot of work, in its own way?
How do you define work for yourself?
doesn't any serious effort count as work?
Would that include a serious effort to avoid work?
Since I had some students who worked hard to avoid doing their assignments, can I say yes?
Who is stopping you from saying 'yes'?
Is Dr No stopping you saying "yes"?
Maybe?
Do you want us to call you "maybe"?
Wouldn't that be a silly nickname?
Can't you call Ibby anytime, Andy?
Can't Andy just call me Ibby?
What's stopping him?
Is there no cell signal?
Could he send me a message in a bottle instead?
Can you read smoke signals?
the screenplay or the actual signals?
More importantly, can you write smoke signals?
Is there a written exam on how to send smoke signals?
If you claim to be able to do it but cannot, are you just blowing smoke?
If the "it" was to blow smoke, then wouldn't you be doing "it"?
Is blowing smoke the only meaning for "it"?
Could you point out some more contenders for "it" from Kent's post please?
Is Kent to only one wo can say what "it" is?
Isn't it reasonable to start off with the most recent "it" before broadening "it" to everyone else?
Are you trying to expand "it" to "they"?
Are "they" here too?
Do you feel like you're being watched?
In today's society aren't we always being watched?
did everyone else notice Quis spill his coffee on the subway on his way to work?
Was that coffee or covfefe?
Who cleans all that covfefe up?
Won't my maid do that?
Do you take your maid with you on the subway?
Can't she just clean it up on her way home?
Do you know what it takes to get covfefe out of clothing?
Could Bill Clinton have benefitted from knowing that years ago?
Doesn't that depend on the definition of "is"?
What is your definition of "definition"?
Could you check a dictionary for a definition of definition that we could all agree on?
What if I am a contrarian and refuse to accept the "authority" of a dictionary?
Is there any authority that you would accept?
What if Quis wrote his own dictionary?
Does that mean that all of his posts mean something else to Quis?
Wouldn't that explain so much?
Would we need a Quisaurus?
Is that Quis' dinosaur ancestor?
Does this mean you accept the Theory of Evolution?
Why would you think Ibby was a Creationist?
Could it be that I assume everyone is a Creationist until proven otherwise?
Why would that be something you'd assume?
Can't I assume anything I want to assume?
Haven't you heard that when you assume you make an ass out of u and me?
Aren't some of us already asses?
Who are you referring to?
Who do you think?
Could I be thinking you mean all of us?
Does this mean that we are all donkeys who can type?
Are we all eligible to join the super pets?
Wouldn't only one donkey who could type get to join because of the no duplicate powers rule?
How many donkeys does it take to type the script for an episode of Jackass?
Could we all just wear the same costume and take turns?
Are you responding to me, or quoting things overheard at Lardy's last orgy?
When was Lardy's last orgy?
Are we somehow supposed to believe you weren't there?
What if thoth merely forgot he was there?
Did he drink that much?
Do I need hypnosis to retrieve my memories or therapy to ensure they stay buried?
Are you sure you want to remember?
Can't thoth remember by searching for himself on YouTube?
Have the videos gone viral yet?
Who hasn't seen them?
Do the nomads of inner Mongolia have internet access?
Haven't you heard that Mongolia and China have improved their Internet connectivity?
Does that mean that everyone has it?
Who knew it would be so contagious?
Have we alerted the Center of Disease Control?
Are they allowed in China?
Do you recommend the World Health Organization then?
Is China really relying on Ibby's recommendation?
Why would China listen to me?
Can't you provide them with common sense advice?
Couldn't all countries benefit from Legion Worlder Ibby's advice?
What's so special (no offense, Ibby) about his advice?
Am I not special just by being who I am?
And who exactly are you?
Can you help me remember?
Am I an amnesia expert?
How would I remember?
Might you have tied a string around your finger?
What if he forgot to do that?
Forgot to do what?
Didn't you write it down on your honey-do list?
Who here is jfposey's honey?
Don't you prefer honey to sugar?
Doesn't honey also contain sugar?
Do I look like a chemist?
Do you need to be a chemist to taste the sugar?
Isn't taste a chemical reaction?
Can Chemical King make things taste bad? ChemicalKing
Wouldn't you want him to make things taste better?
Isn't that what Lyle wants Condo to do?
Who is the Tate in the Tate & Lyle sugar company?
Wouldn't a Condo & Lyle sugar company be totally awesome?
Can any sugar company really be totally awesome?
Are you saying sugar is bad?
Isn't it how it was hidden in products by greedy companies that made it bad?
Won't too much kill you?
Doesn't that apply to pretty much everything?
Can too much love kill?
Have you seen a couple where one of them smothers the free will out of the other, with "good" intentions?
Is it true that we always hurt the ones we love?
can't we all just get along?
How well should we all be getting along?
Shouldn't we get along at least well as the Legionnaires?
Do the Legionnaires all like each other?
Doesn't it depend on the version of the team ?
Which team version has the most love?
How are we defining love?
Would you rather defy it instead?
Why would you defy love from Quis?
Wouldn't I rather defy gravity?
Are quoting Broadway musicals now?
Is there anything wrong with that?
What Broadway musical does defying gravity come from?
Isn't it Wicked if you to ask that?
Do you like a lot of musicals?
Can you quantify how much is 'a lot'?
A Came-lot?
Is the musical called Camelot or Spamelot?
Do you spam us a lot?
Are you questioning the quality of my posts?
Don't you find Spam delicious?
Compared to what?
Would you rather have spam or dog food pie?
What would you like to compare it to?
Does it have to be compared with something else in a can?
Do you mean like canned parsnips?
Are parsnips comparable to turnips?
Aren't they more like albino carrots?
Did you know that carrots weren't always orange?
Weren't they purple and in Scotland come in tartan varieties?
Which tartan clan colors do they come in?
Weren't you aware that the tartan strain of carrots died out in the same century as the last of the Hagii roamed the glens, which is why we only have orange carrots now?
Aren't those tartan carrots still honored in kilts?
Can anyone play the bagpipes to morn the loss of the tartan carrot?
Did you know that bagpipes were prehistoric, gas filled, creatures whose remains were found in a dig in the Highlands?
Weren't they thought to be an alien species from a world not too far from the G'ildishpan?
If you wash your dishes in methane, do you get G'ildishpan hands?
Have you seen the promotion where you get a trial membership in the Legion of Super Villains with every bottle of Zymyr washing up liquid?
Doesn't that make your poor silverware teleport off into inconvenient locations?
Would that require Gates and Shikari to go on the mission to find the lost silverware?
Didn't a treaty with the Dominators require all lost silverware be cleared before entering their space first?
Is this connected to the Dominator...um...dominance in the catering industry?
Is it a coincidence that the biggest company in catering is called Dominion Eats?
Isn't it a sign of their versatility that they started in the industry selling toothpicks?
are they responsible for the insane rate of deforestation on Earth?
What have trees ever done for me?
Don't they give you what you need to breathe?
Aside from oxygen .... and shade,,,, and a nice view what have trees ever done for me?
Do you like landscape paintings?
Who doesn't appreciate nice landscapes?
Would blind people be able to appreciate them?
Can't they enjoy using their other senses?
Could we hold seance to ask Bob Ross if trees are truly happy?
What would Bob Ross tell us?
Haven't you always wanted to paint?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Have you heard about red rains falling due to desert sands being carried by winds?
Is that somehow related to the red skies of a crisis?
Are you aaying that poor Aunty M was attacked through a misunderstanding?
Perhaps she should not have worn her long white apron that day?
What was The Spectre's issue with "Cooking at Creation"?
Didn't the Spectre think it was messy to cook while creating reality?
Is this where the phrase "you can't make a Reboot without breaking a few Earths" comes from?
how many Earths has our fellow poster broken?
how many Earths has our fellow poster broken?
Are you posting at the same time from two of them?
If there is an infinite number of Earths and a poster broke an infinite number, wouldn't an infinite number till remain unbroken?
Doesn't the Wolfman theorum show that Infinite is only the number that can fit into a twelve part maxi series?i
Isn't 52 a good number for infinite?
Did you enjoy that series?
What would that say about my taste?
Can you really taste an infinite number of series?
wouldn't it be nice to have an infinite number of tastes?
Would it mean an infinite number of celebrity cook books?
If we have an infinite number of celebrities writing cookbooks, does that make me a celebrity?
Are you a celebrity chef on any of the infinite worlds that, while infinite, may all be snubbing you?
Have you not tried by Cajun Blackened Toast?
How is it blackened?
Are you asking if I use artificial blackeners?
Would you be able to spot the difference in taste if you used artificial blackeners?
Is it Cajun or just burnt?
Who else loves Cajun cooking?
Is it your favourite?
Why do I have to have a favorite?
Can you have multiple favorites?
Don't you prefer some things over others?
Is it possible to prefer all things equally?
Are all things really equal when it comes to preferences if it is a preference?
Doesn't that fall apart because you're preferring to prefer things equally, rather than prefer some over others, therefore raising one system over another in preference?
could you repeat that?
Doesn't that fall apart because you're preferring to prefer things equally, rather than prefer some over others, therefore raising one system over another in preference?
Could you repeat that in plain and simple English?
Do you have a preference for a particular part that was more problematic than the rest?
Could you translate all of it?
Is Babel Fish still around?
What else from the Hitchhiker's Guide has made it into our everyday lives?
Can you name one?
Would you count the electronic guide as a precursor to PDAs?
Did it travel back in time to become its own ancestor?
Did you know that is called the bootstrap effect?
Could you define bootstrapping?
Can i borrow your laces?
What will you be doing with my laces?
Are Quis' laces more valuable than most?
Who wouldn't want a memento of the amazing Quintessential Quis?
How much are you making off of selling mementos of me?
Have you been noticing things going missing around you?
Have they been valuable objects?
Do you mean initially or their resale value?
Did the resale value increase or decrease?
Do we calculate that using the calendar year or the fiscal year?
Don't you know that we think everything about you becomes more valuable over time?
Are you talking about Invisible Brainiac or me?
Don't both Quis and I get better with age?
Why don't you ask that question again when you are my age?
So I have to ask it next year?
Does age matter if you are a Time Trapper?
Isn't what matters for Trappers the number of posts?
How many posts is enough?
Is it ever enough?
Why don't you ask someone being waterboarded?
Will waterboarding make us stop posting?
If we can't see what we're typing, would it still look better than Cobie's?
Is that a trick question?
Did my question produce a rabbit out of thin air?
Don't rabbits come out of hats?
Do hats give birth to rabbits?
If overbreeding is referred to as breeding like rabbits, what does that say about hat reproduction?
Is that why hats can now only reproduce in factories?
Would you sign a petition to help ensure that only free range hats are used in industry and not factory bred hats?
Can we not consume hats at all, to give the population a chance to recover?
Don't most people wear hats rather than consume them?
Originally Posted by Invisible Brainiac
Can we not consume hats at all, to give the population a chance to recover?

But what will the starving masses eat?! What of the future of all the Hat Farms?! Would we subsidise the hat farmers, leading to hat mountains... giant columns of hats that could destroy cities when toppled?!

Originally Posted by Quislet, Esq
Don't most people wear hats rather than consume them?


So how could hats be used since codpieces haven't been in fashion for ages?

Can we allow them to switch to the poor hats just because there's a surplus as we're still putting pressure on people to stop wearing fur?
Are the starving masses so hungry that they are forced to eat hats? (putting the game back on track)
Is hat more appetising than cake? (shifty edit makes second comment a question above)
If you were hungry which would you rather have, cake or hat?
Wouldn't that depend on the type of cake?
What kinds of cake would you eat?
Isn't the type of hat just as important as the type of cake?
Haven't we moved on from the topic of hats?
Didn't Quis just ask which one would you rahter eat, leading onto types of cake?
Who let thoth handle the classification of objects???
Where are my calipers?
Did you look where you last had them?
Do you know when I was last seen with them?
Are you confusing my Time Trapper status with being a time keeper?
Can't Time Trappers keep time well?
What are their hourglasses for if not to keep time?
Can they be to reverse time?
What happens when you reverse time to before you had the idea to reverse time?
Could you get trapped in a time whirlpool?
How do you escape from such a thing?
Wouldn't it be easier to just go with it and see where and when you end up?
Where would you like to end up most?
Could I just decide to end up rich?
Is that Rich, Braal the abandoned uranium mine?
Wouldn't uranium help make me rich?
how will you spend your wealth in your remaining seconds?
What makes you think I will allow myself to get poisoned?
Except for suicidal people, who would allow themselves to be poisoned?
What if you don't know it was happening?
If you didn't know it was happening, could you be said to have allowed it?
Would it matter if you had taken proper precautions or not?
What everyday precautions could you take to avoid deadly radiation?
Would this commercial help you?
Could you help me try out for the JLA now that the Radioactive Test Booklet I sent away for has given me superpowers?
Did it give you the power to ace any test?
Will that talent help the JLA on many missions?
What if they have to infiltrate a boarding school or a PhD program?
Will it be a covert mission if I immediately stand out as being brilliant as soon as I'm asked anything?
Do you have to answer every question to demonstrate your brilliance?
Could he give a few false answers to maintain his cover?
Hasn't he been doing that already?
Is his cover being brilliant, or being not brilliant?
Don't you trust my discretion on when to be brilliant or not, even though you' ve obviously seen me just being brilliant?
Do you actually have any discretion?
Can you have discretion if you are announcing your discretion?
Do you have to be discreet all the time?
Doesn't it depend on how accepting the world is?
Would a world's lack of acceptance really prevent someone determined to be indiscreet?
Just how indiscreet are you talking about?
Would it be too indiscreet of me to say?
Can't you trust me to be non-judgmental?
Would Quis be completely impartial?
Is "impartial" a synonym of "non-judgmental"?
Do you think they mean exactly the same thing?
Do they have to mean exactly the same thing to convey the same type of information?
Doesn't it depend on the reader's cultural background?
Would it help to know the reader's cultural background first?
Would the next reader please describe their cultural background?
What if I don't want to?
Would a reader who is willing, please post it?
What if no one is willing?
What is the incentive to be willing?
what kind of motivation do you need?
Are you suggesting a bribe be paid?
Would you accept a bribe?
Could you give me a moment to check the contact number of the fraud office, and to check my phone camera before you offer it to me?
How much time do you need?
Would you like to offer me a bribe now?
Do you take a debit card?
How about a cheque?
Is it a foreign cheque like a Czech cheque?
Do you think that you are punny?
Do you think my autobiography "Once A Pun A Time" will sell?
Didn't I read your other book "Evil Under the Pun"?
Did you know that was a sequel to "The Pun Also Rises"?
Who wants to help me move away from posts that just keep replacing words with "pun"?
Haven't we been pun-ished enough by them?
Why do I feel like the joke is on me?
Did you notice that it was pinned to your back?
Don't you mean punned to his back?
Like pinning the tail on a donkey?
Who would ever compare you to a donkey?
Wouldn't such a person be an ass?
Would anyone who continued to disagree with Quis be called as a stubborn as a mule?
Who disagrees with me?
How threatening is your tone of voice?
Would you prefer the tone to be in an upper register or lower register?
Can't I just use my normal tone?
Is your normal tone in a middle register?
Where do I go to register my tone?
Would you register to carry a concealed tone?
Do you need a license for that?
Do you think Tyroc and Black Canary spend a lot of their time on permit paperwork?
Do you think that paperwork is easier than them just giving earplugs to every bystander during a fight?
Won't the villains get away by the time the earplugs are handed out?
Can't the Flash and XS hand the earplugs out for them?
Don't they have other things that they might want to spend their super hero time doing?
Would it really take them that much time?
What if they needed to be fighting crime somewhere else that day, or wanted to join another team?
Can't you, as operations manager, figure out how to solve that?
>Gasp!< How did you find out I was really... Admin Lad?
Didn't you drop many blatant hints?
Which one do you think was the most blatant?
Shall I rank them in excruciating detail?
Can't we just get the top 500?
Could you even post the top dozen as I'm sure it will help me be less blatant in future?
What if we want you to keep being blatant?
Are you saying I'm loved just the way I am?
Are you going to start singing Bruno Mars' song?
Is Bruno Mars any good as I've not heard anything he's done?
Who is Bruno Marrs, and is he related to Laura?
Who is Laura?
Does she live on Mars?
Will she jump in front of a train for me?
Is the train moving or stopped?
Will the train's movement change her mind?
If one train leaves Boston at 100 km/h and another leaves Houston at 100 mph, what is the hypotenuse of a cantaloupe?
Didn't I already answer that question for you?
Could you use the information from your solution to calculate the mass of the Sun?
Would you prefer Laura to jump in front of a train (possibly stationary or moving) or into the sun?
Can Bruno Mars' lyricist jump into the sun instead? (sky full of lighters, bah! making love like gorillas? ugh!)
What kind of fiend is this Mars who puts flammable love making gorillas into skies filled with lighters?!
Isn't it worse that he told his partner, "You and me baby making love like gorillas"? Doesn't that sound like the Ultra-Humanite brain-switching to you?
Is everyone in Gorilla City really a victim of Humanite's experiments?
What other horrible things could Ultra-Humanite Mars be doing?
Could he be planning the destruction of an alternate earth?
An Earth where nobody listens to his music?
Can this alternate Earth be spared if it doesn't have any Auto-Tune? (Because in that case I might want to move there.)
Shall we check out this wonderful Earth that gives due appreciation to the arts?
Do we really want to go to an Earth that has an un-Auto-Tuned Justin Bieber?
Wouldn't he be doing something else on that Earth?
Do you think he is president of that Earth?
Will he sing the national anthem at all the events he attends?
What would be the anthem of a united Earth?
Would it have to be in some new universal language?
Do you think Esperanto caught on?
How about Catalan?
Do I have to learn another international language?
Is there a Rosetta Stone program I can use to learn it?
Why are you so reluctant to learn another language?
Could it just be the effort is too great?
Would it require more effort to make Quislish the world language?
Is that like Esperanto, but with more Q's in it?
Isn't everything better with more Qs in it?
Isn't the best additive a little bit of Quislet?
Vitamin-Q. The best for your online brain.
What's the question?
Was there a question there?
Could I have just been carried away with praise for the great Quislet?
Would Quislet approve of you being carried away?
What would be best to be carried away in?
Do you want to be carried away in my arms?
How many arms do you have?
How many do you need?
You're not going to make me talk about my experiences with Doctor Mayavale are you?
Don't you think people are interested in any story featuring Dr. Mayavale?
Isn't he quite the interesting character?
Should he have an entire issue on his relationship with Thoth Lad?
Will that include the secret tapes from the hotels?
Are they better off remaining secret?
How much is it worth for us to keep it a secret?
Won't you keep it secret because you're such a caring, selfless person?
Don't I also have to take care of myself first?
Isn't part of being selfless about putting others before yourself?
Then why do the airlines tell you to put your breathing mask on before you put your small child's mask on?
Don't they say that it will allow you to help the kids better?
Isn't it because you can always make another kid making them more disposable? smile
Doesn't the effort of making and raising a kid render this infeasible?
If the kid is young, wouldn't your investment be less?
Wouldn't it still be rather significant?
What do you consider to be a significant investment?
Doesn't that depend on your available resources?
Is this your admission that you have online kids who post to this thread from your account when you're too busy to show up in person?
Would you believe me if I denied that?
Has the child services delegation that I called showed up at thoth's door yet?
Wait... how did thoth get mixed up in all this?
What was the original post before it got edited?
Originally Posted by thoth lad
Isn't it because you can always make another kid making them more disposable? smile


Doesn't this post alarm people who care about children?
Why would I want to put alarms on people who care about kids, when I'd prefer not to hear their ringing?
Do you like to sleep that much?
Is posting in one's sleep the new trend in inanity?
Is posting in one's sleep a side effect now?
A side effect of what?
Can I have a side effect of comic book fries with thaf?
Are you trying to get superpowers?
What type of superpowers do you get with fries?
Will thoth gain the abilities of tasting good with salt and various other condiments?
Are you willing to taste test him?
Would thoth rather someone else do that?
Who do you think he would want to do that?
Would it be someone Thoth knew or a stranger?
Could it be that person who is in that scandalous video with thoth?
Which scandalous video would that be?
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